***STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT AND ALL THINGS TWILIGHT RELATED***

A/N: You guys continue to amaze me with your fantastic reviews and all the love! All of you have told me what you'd like to see happen with our couple in future chapters and I will try my best to incorporate as many ideas as I can. There have been some great suggestions! So here we go….all aboard the Cullen Crazy Train!

EPOV

The hot water of the shower felt like heaven on my tired, sore back muscles. The sun isn't even close to being up yet and here I am awake and in the shower getting ready to go back to work. I can't complain though. My back muscles are sore for the most delicious reasons, like holding my wife up against the wall of our bedroom while I pounded into her over and over for hours on end. Oh, and probably because of holding her up against the door of the airplane bathroom while I fucked her at thirty thousand feet on the way home from Vegas. Shit, now my cock was hard from the memories. Why do I do this to myself? I don't have time for a quickie with Bella this morning and I really don't feel like rubbing one out in the shower. But the more I think about her tight…..oh fuck it. I quickly grab the body wash and squirt a liberal amount in my palm and wrap it around my engorged cock. This is going to have to be fast and furious because I only have forty five minutes before I have to go on duty. Memories of Bella with my dick in her mouth flood my mind as I begin to stroke myself. God her hot little mouth feels amazing, and when she takes this monster all the way down her throat I nearly pass out from lack of oxygen because I tend to stop breathing. I can feel my balls tightening and know it won't be long. I just need something to throw me over the edge. I remember the way I woke up this morning, with Bella's leg thrown over my own and her arm across my chest. Her pert nipple was poking me in the arm and for the briefest of moments I twirled that little jewel between my fingers which elicited a sexy as fuck little moan from her gorgeous mouth. That memory was just what I needed, as I came hard in long ribbons shooting down the drain of our shower. The grunt that escaped me must have been louder than I thought because I realized then that I had an audience.

"Well well well Trooper Fuckhot. You can imagine my surprise when I came in here to help you wash your back and was met with that fucking hot as hell groan of pleasure instead." She walked over to me and ran her hands up my heaving chest and around to squeeze my ass. Apparently I was straight up busted.

"Well baby, it's technically your fault that I had to resort to self- pleasuring myself in the shower. I didn't want to wake you up since you are off today but I kept thinking about all the ways I have had my way with you over the last few days and well, the big guy got excited and wouldn't stand down. So I had to unleash my wrath with your body wash." I smiled like a boy scout and gave her my best panty dropping eyes hoping it would get me out of trouble.

"That's ok Cullen. You have to go to work today, I don't. So, that being said I need to find some batteries for my "other" Edward so he and I can spend the day together." She winked at me, slapped me on the naked ass and walked out of the room leaving me with my mouth hanging open. Fuck, thanks for the visual baby. Now I have to get through a twelve hour shift with visions of Bella getting off with a fucking vibrator running through my head. Fuck. Going to work is highly overrated. Maybe I can quit. Shit fuck damn. I huffed and puffed while I put on my uniform and got ready to leave.

Finally ready to go, I made it downstairs just as Bella was buttering two pieces of toast and pouring a glass of orange juice. I won't mention that she was wearing my University of Texas boxers and a tank top. A thin, well-worn tank top that did nothing to hide her erect nipples. Apparently it's cold in here this morning. Funny, I thought it was too fucking hot. She looked up in time to find me leaning against the banister of the stairs watching her.

"See something you like Trooper?" She placed the toast and juice on the table and gestured for me to sit down and eat it. I moved over to take my seat at the table and pulled her into my lap.

"Oh baby, if you only knew how much I like what I see. God I can't believe you're mine Bella. I don't deserve you Sweetheart." I kissed her lips softly and stroked her cheek.

"Edward, we deserve each other. We make a great team Cullen. Don't forget it. Now eat your breakfast because you need to get going." She hopped up off my lap and went back to butter her own toast. I made quick work of my food and OJ and took the plate over to the sink.

"Ok Babygirl, I gotta go. Don't wear out "Substitute Edward" today and most definitely don't wear out my hot, sweet, tight pussy. I plan to spend several hours with it tonight after I get home." I cupped her sex in my hand and wiggled my fingers as she pushed against my hand and moaned. Shit, if I don't get out of here right now I'm going to be very late and the boss would not take kindly to that.

"Fuck, you better get outta here now Cullen before I detain you in MY custody" She kissed me hard and pushed me off of her with more force than I thought she had in her.

"Ok baby, I love you. See you about nine tonight. I'll call if I'm going to be later than that."

"Ok babe. I love you too Edward. Be safe please?" She smiled at me and I felt my heart clench. She was worried about me. Suddenly being a Trooper's wife made her worry even more for my safety on the job.

"I'll be fine Sweetheart. No worries." I winked at her and made my way out the front door to my truck. Thankfully I only lived about ten minutes away from the station where my cruiser was kept.

When I pulled up to the station I saw Jacob Black getting into his patrol car. He waved me over and I could tell he had something on his mind.

"Black, how's it going man?" I reached into his cruiser and tapped him on the arm.

"Hey Cullen, nice to have you back. How are you feelin' man?"

"Never better Jake. Never better in my life." I put my hands on the door of his car where he had rolled the window down and he looked directly at the platinum wedding band situated on my left hand. I saw his facial expression change immediately.

"Dude….Cullen….what the fuck is that on your finger? Please don't tell me Bella up and married your sorry ass." He was smiling broadly.

"What can I say man? She loves me and I love her so we decided why the hell not. We flew to Vegas a couple days ago and got it done." I couldn't help the idiotic grin on my face.

"Well son of a bitch. Congratulations man. I'm really happy for both of you. Look dude, I gotta get rollin' so I'll holler at you later." He shook my hand and pulled out of the police yard.

I made my way to my cruiser and started it up. It was time for me to start my patrol so I had to call in to dispatch.

"Dispatch 1217."

"Go ahead 1217" It sounded like Kate was on duty today.

"Yes ma'am, 1217 10-8 10-41"

"10-4 1217 Dispatch clear" I let her know that I was in service and beginning the tour of duty for my shift. Now I just had to go out on patrol and wait for the calls to come in. I hoped this twelve hours would fly by so I could get home to my beautiful wife.

BPOV

As soon as Edward left for work, I went to get dressed for the day. I needed to go to the DMV and change my name on my driver's license and also by the Social Security office to get my new card. After that I planned on cleaning up the house and finishing the unpacking we still hadn't done from our trip. I tossed the clothes I was wearing into the laundry room before I went upstairs and smiled as I looked at the washing machine. I couldn't go into that room without memories of my fuckhot husband taking me over and over on said washing machine. That's enough of that Bella, you have things to do. If I kept thinking about it, I would have to go wear out my substitute Edward and it just wasn't nearly as good as the real thing.

One thing Edward and I needed to do was call our parents and tell them we had eloped. I thought the Cullens would be ok with it, but Charlie Swan might be another story. I dreaded that call more than anything. I'll deal with that later. Right now I needed to get my shit together and head out to get my errands done.

Four hours later I was heading back home when I noticed red and blue flashing lights ahead on the side of the road. The law in Texas says that you must slow down your speed to twenty miles below the posted speed limit when passing the officer that is on the side of the road. This law is in place for the safety of our Troopers as well as the person or persons they have detained at the time. The closer I get to the flashing lights the clearer the number on the patrol car becomes. I smiled widely when I see it is Unit 1217. In other words, it is none other than my hot as hell husband, Trooper Fuckhot himself. I may have slowed down a little more than I should have just to ogle Cullen a little closer. There he was in all his State Trooper glory. He had that cowboy hat on and those sexy as hell mirrored sunglasses, his sidearm strapped to his hip and holstered. Damn those pants hugged every bulge he was sportin'. He was standing beside the driver's door speaking to the person in the car. Just as I was about to go past him, he turned to walk toward his patrol car, noticed it was me going by him and discreetly blew me a kiss. It took everything I had not to honk my horn and scream out some obscene sexually laced innuendo at the hottest Trooper there ever was. I was a damn lucky bitch that he came home to me every night and I planned to show him exactly how grateful I was later on tonight.

As I pulled in to the driveway of the townhouse, there was a vehicle that I did not recognize parked on the street in front of it. I got out of my car to find a blonde woman knocking on my front door. She seemed a little frantic and paced back and forth.

"Excuse me, can I help you with something Ma'am?" I walked up behind her slowly so as not to frighten her.

"Oh, hello. Um…yes, I am looking for Edward Cullen. This is his home isn't it?" She pulled out a piece of paper from the pocket of her jeans and opened it up glancing quickly at it.

"Yes, it is. I'm Bella Cullen. Is there something I can help you with? My husband is at work." When I introduced myself to her, she paled immediately and her eyes widened in what I guessed was surprise.

"I'm sorry, but did you say Edward is your HUSBAND?" She began fidgeting with the hem of her shirt nervously.

"Yes that's exactly what I said. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude but exactly who are you?" I was getting a little angry at her tone.

"Oh, forgive me. I'm Tanya Denali. Um, Edward and I are old friends from Chicago. We dated several years ago."

Well this was definitely news to me. A million questions ran through my mind in that moment. Why is she here? What does she want with my husband? Ms. Denali cleared her throat, effectively bringing me out of my haze. Finally I managed to find my voice. "You'll forgive me for my lack of manners. Would you like to come in for a minute? We can continue to talk inside." I moved past her to unlock the door.

"I don't know if that would be a good idea Mrs. Cullen. I'm afraid after I tell you what I came to tell Edward, you may want to kick me out immediately."

This was turning out to be one hell of a day and I was afraid that in the next few minutes it would go either really bad or even worse. I did not have a good feeling about this.

EPOV

"Cullen! Get your ass in here…now!" My supervisor Sgt. Ben Cheney did not sound like he wanted to be kept waiting and I briefly wondered what I had done. I jumped up from the report room and hurried into his office.

"Sir?" I figured I should keep it simple and go in and sit my ass down, Sgt. Cheney was not a man to fuck with, particularly when he had the tone he had just used with me.

"Cullen, something has been brought to my attention that has me a little perturbed with you and our Miss Swan. Would you care to enlighten me regarding your current marital status Trooper Cullen?"

Oh fuck. I hadn't figured it would be a big deal that Bella and I snuck off to elope. Judging by his words and my presence in this chair I was wrong. "Sir, um….Bella…er..uh..Miss Swan and I….."

"Oh Jesus fuck Cullen, spit it out. I know you married Isabella in Las Vegas. Son, don't you know when I'm pulling your fucking dick?" He was smiling widely and my shoulders slumped immediately in relief.

"Shit sir, I thought you were about to hand me my balls on a platter." I blew out a breath I hadn't realized I was holding.

"Cullen you should have seen your face! Fucking priceless! Seriously son, I called you in here to congratulate you and wish you the best. I think it's fantastic. You and that little lady have always had such a presence about you. It's been evident a long time that you two were headed to the altar. Look, everyone here got together and we wanted to do something nice for the both of you. We have arranged a dinner in your honor at The Roadhouse next Saturday night. You and the new Mrs. Cullen be there at 7pm. That's all you need to know now."

"Sir that's not necessary. But thank you. I'll tell Bella and we'll be there. Thank you again." I shook his hand as I stood.

"Don't worry about it Cullen. Now get your ass back out there and write some more tickets." He dismissed me with the wave of his hand.

I made my way back to the report room and sat down to finish up the paperwork from my last call. My cell buzzed in my pocket. Sliding the screen open I smiled when I saw it was a text from Bella.

It would be in your best interest to get your ass home IMMEDIATELY. –B

What the fuck was that about? I quickly fired off a text in reply to hers.

Is everything ok baby? Why the rush? I'm not sure I can get away yet –E

After a moment my phone rang. It was from home. "Hello? Bella? What's wrong?"

"Edward, I was visited by someone today. A woman. From your past. Does the name Tanya Denali mean anything to you?" HOLY SHIT! Tanya Denali was my former girlfriend in Chicago. We were together while I was in college but I hadn't seen or heard from her in more than six years.

"What the hell is Tanya doing in Texas?"

"Look Edward, I'm not getting into this over the phone. Like my text said, I suggest you get home immediately." That's all she said before I heard the phone slam down. Shit, I was in trouble for some reason. Bella did not sound happy, and I was confused as fuck. I wrapped up the report I was working on and talked to Sgt. Cheney about leaving my shift early. He wasn't happy but said he would call Trooper Whitlock in a few hours early to cover me. I was going to owe Jasper for this one. I made my way home in record time. When I pulled up to the house, Bella's car was in the driveway and there was another car parked beside the curb out in front of our townhouse. I got an uneasy feeling as I opened the garage door and pulled in. I exited my truck and walked in through the kitchen entrance. There at my kitchen table sat my wife and right beside her was my ex, Tanya Denali. Motherfucker. This was going to suck ass.

BPOV

Tanya followed me into our home and my heart was racing with all the possible things she could have to tell Edward. I took from her reaction that a wife was the last thing she expected to find.

"Would you like something to drink? We have pretty much anything you might want."

"Um, water would be nice Bella. Thank you." She looked down at her hands in her lap and I could tell she was extremely nervous.

I got two bottles of water out of the refrigerator and handed one to her as I sat down opposite of her at the kitchen table. "Now, why don't you tell me what brings you here?" I tried to keep my tone even but I knew I had a hint of hostility in my voice. Hell yeah, I felt threatened. This was a woman that more than likely had known my husband intimately in the past. That thought alone made me want to scratch her eyes out.

"Bella, first let me say I had no idea Edward was married. It just makes what I have to say that much harder. Shit, I knew this was going to be hard, but I never dreamed it would affect someone else too. Look, I'm just going to spit it out. Edward and I dated all throughout college. We had plans to move here to Texas shortly after we graduated. At the end of our senior year, we had a huge fight and broke up. I was mad at Edward because someone told me they saw him at a party kissing on some girl. I was stupid and overreacted and never even asked Edward about it before I acted. That night I went and slept with a guy that was in a few of my classes and that had always flirted with me. I did it just to get back at Edward. The next day I went back to the apartment Edward and I shared and he was there. I finally asked him about it and he denied it. I believed him because Edward isn't a liar. I knew if he had been with another girl he would have told me. I just wish I would have confronted him before I stupidly slept with Alec. Edward found out that I slept with someone else and we broke up for good. A month later, Edward was already here in Texas when I found out I was pregnant." She stopped and looked at me, waiting for my reaction I suppose.

"So you're telling me you and Edward have a…what, five or six year old child together?" I was trying to wrap my mind around the idea.

"She just turned six actually. And I'm not sure if she's Edward's daughter or not. That's why I'm here Bella. Kristen is getting old enough that she's beginning to ask questions. Either Edward or Alec could be her father. They both have very similar physical traits, and Kristen looks very much like me so you can't tell by looking at her which one of them might be her father. I feel like such a whore Bella. I have to do right by my daughter and I owe it to her to find out for sure who her father is. I came to try to persuade Edward to take a paternity test. I have looked for Alec but haven't found him yet. I knew where Edward was and I figured if he took the test we would know one way or another. If he isn't Kristen's father then it would have to be Alec. I was only with them during the time I would have gotten pregnant." She looked down and took a drink of her water. I could tell this was weighing heavily on her mind. I wasn't sure how I felt about this. I needed more time to process it.

"I'm going to send Edward a text and see if he can come home. Will you excuse me Tanya?" She nodded and I went to try to get a hold of Edward. When he texted me back saying he wasn't sure if he could come home now, I decided to call him. About fifteen minutes later I heard his truck in the garage and he walked in through the kitchen door. This should be an interesting evening.

EPOV

I threw my hat, keys and sunglasses on the island in the kitchen and walked over to my wife to give her a kiss. She smiled tightly at me and I could tell she was not happy to have Tanya here.

"Tanya, what are you doing here? It's been a long time since I've seen you." I took a seat beside Bella and grabbed her hand under the table. She flinched slightly and when I turned to look at her she wasn't happy.

Tanya began to speak and when she finally got to the point of her visit I nearly lost my shit. Apparently I may or may not have a six year old daughter and she had come here to ask me to take a paternity test. To say I was shocked was the goddamed understatement of the fucking year. We were together but broke up at the end of our senior year because she fucked some guy because somebody told her I was kissing some girl at a party. She never bothered to ask me if it was true before she went and spread her legs for another man. Now, over six years later she decides to find me because she can't find the other guy to see which one of us might be her daughter's father. Shit, no wonder Bella is a little upset with me. I must have been silent too long because Bella's elbow finds my stomach to bring me out of my stupor.

"Edward, will you take the test so Kristen will know who her father is?" Tanya's eyes were pleading with me. I still hated her for what she did to me, but it wasn't her daughter's fault, and I firmly believe every child deserves to have two parents in his or her life. So really, I had no choice in the matter. I hoped this wouldn't drive a wedge between Bella and I, especially so soon into our marriage.

"I'll take the test. But I'm only doing it for Kristen. Tanya, you know I despise you. You hurt me more than any other person ever has and I will never forgive you. I have a beautiful woman by my side now that loves me and whom I adore. What do I need to do?"

She explained that she would set up the appointment in the next few days and all I had to do was go to the doctor's office and have my cheek swabbed. We exchanged numbers and agreed she would call us and let us know the details. She left soon after that and Bella and I were finally alone with this news. I wasn't sure how Bella was feeling about this. Hell, I wasn't sure how I felt about the prospect of being a father already. Sure, I knew Bella and I would have children in the future but this was something from the past.

"Baby, do you want to talk about this?" I wrapped my arms around Bella's waist and she stiffened immediately.

"Don't Edward. Just give me a little time to absorb this ok. Look, I'm not mad at you. You didn't know you could possibly have a child. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I just need a little bit of time to adjust."

"Bella sweetheart, please don't pull away from me. Do you think I wanted this? Hell no I didn't. I never thought I'd have to see Tanya again. I need you Bella. I need your support in this. Please darlin' don't be upset with me." I was pleading with her now.

"I said I just need some fucking time Edward. Christ Almighty I didn't say I wanted a fucking divorce did I?" She flew out of the room and out the front door, purse and keys in hand. I knew better than to go after her. I would give her some time to cool off and she'd come back. Meanwhile I decided to spend the next few hours drunk as hell. I pulled a beer out of the refrigerator and got started immediately. What happened to my blissfully happy day?

A/N: Ruh-roh! Some of you have requested some drama, so I thought I'd throw our newlyweds a curveball! Don't we all just love it when Tanya shows up? Let's see how our couple is going to handle the possibility of Trooperward possibly being Daddyward!