***STEPHENIE MEYER STILL OWNS ALL THINGS TWILIGHT***

A/N: Thanks to everyone for the reviews! I'm glad everyone likes the story. Someone mentioned that it was ridiculous for Bella to be mad at Edward regarding the possibility of him being the father of Tanya's child. I wanted to clarify that she's not necessarily mad at Edward, he had no clue about the child. She's very shocked at the revelation and just needs some time to adjust to the idea that Edward could possibly have a child. It's a lot for her to take in so soon after their wedding. I know I would be upset by that kind of news as I suspect most women would be. So that being said, here we go with the paternity test and results. Do you guys trust me?

EPOV

How in the hell did I get here? Just a week ago, I was blissfully happy with my life, having just married the girl of my dreams and starting our new lives together. Then one day, my fucking ex-girlfriend shows up and announces to my wife that I could possibly be her baby's daddy. The poor kid is six years old and Tanya just now decides maybe she should find out for sure who the father is. Hey bitch, perhaps if you hadn't been a whore and slept around on your boyfriend of four years you wouldn't have had any confusion on the matter. To say I was pissed off about the whole fucking messed up situation was putting it mildly.

When Bella stormed out of the house that night, she stayed gone for a couple hours. By the time she came back I was pretty well sloshed and laying in our bed. She told me she was sorry she reacted that way and that she was just trying to process what had just happened. She didn't hold anything against me since I had no clue about Kristen. Even though she said she was ok with everything, there has been some distance between us since Tanya showed up. Which brings me to today, sitting in the doctor's office waiting to take the paternity test. Bella is on duty today so she couldn't come with me.

"Mr. Cullen? Dr. Gerandy is ready for you. Come on back." The nurse smiled widely at me and escorted me to an exam room. "So you're here for a paternity test regarding Ms. Denali's daughter, correct?"

"Yes ma'am that's correct." Suddenly I was nervous as hell. This test could change everything. Is it horrible for me to hope that the child isn't mine? God that sounds terrible, but it's how I feel. I want Bella to be the mother of all my children. Period. Moments later, Dr. Gerandy comes in and greets me with a handshake.

"Mr. Cullen, it's a pleasure to meet you. This test will only take a few seconds. We just need to swipe the inside of your cheek with this swab. Then we'll send it off to the lab for the test. Ms. Denali has asked that we put a rush on this so we will have the results for you by late tomorrow evening."

"Oh wow, that's perfect. I was afraid it would take a lot longer. I'd like to know as soon as possible." I felt better knowing this insanity wasn't going to take a long time.

"I understand Mr. Cullen. Shall we get this done?" He held up a long swab and moved toward me. I opened my mouth and he swabbed my cheek, slipped the used swab into a container and that was that. He reiterated that I would hear from his office by late tomorrow. I thanked him and left. Hopefully things would turn out like I needed and wanted them to. But if not, I knew I had to step up and take care of Kristen. If it turns out that I'm her father, I have six years to make up for and a relationship to build with her. But that also means that fucking Tanya would be in my life forever. That's a sobering thought.

BPOV

Work today was very demanding. We had a really bad accident on the highway and it caused four fatalities. Anytime there is a loss of life, the mood around the department is very somber. In this case, a family was traveling back home after spending a weekend at Sea World of San Antonio. Their minivan was struck by an eighteen wheeler when the driver lost control after having a blowout. The entire family was killed instantly. I took the first call from a passerby and just by the woman's voice, I could tell it was bad. Jacob Black and Emmett McCarty were the first on the scene and neither of them could contain their emotions once they got back to do their reports. It was a bad day. Edward was off today and was taking the paternity test for Tanya.

My shift ended at seven p.m. and I was so glad to get home. When I walked in the door, Edward was sitting on the sofa with a beer watching a movie. I walked directly to him and flopped down beside him on the couch.

"Hi Sweetheart." He kissed me on the top of the head as I lay on his chest. "How was your day baby?"

"It was awful Edward. There was an entire family killed in an accident with an eighteen wheeler. It was terrible. Jake and Emmett were beside themselves."

"Oh shit. Wow, that is terrible baby. Are you ok? I guess you took the call?"

"Yep. It was something I never want to do again. Did you get the test taken care of?"

"Yeah, apparently Tanya put a rush on it so we'll know something by tomorrow night." He smiled gently and I couldn't help but relax against him.

"Oh that's good news. At least we won't have to wait long." At this point I finally looked at the T.V. and saw what Edward was watching. He was watching one of those sparkly vampire movies that he always made fun of me for watching. I couldn't help myself, so I had to tease him. "Edward, are you watching what I think you're watching?" I could tell he knew he was in trouble because I felt his body stiffen.

"Oh no babe, I'm not watching this shit. I was just flipping thru the channels when you came in. This is just where it happened to land. You know I can't stand those damn movies. Especially that crazy haired jackass, Richard Patterson or whatever the fuck his name is. I mean come on, a vampire? That sparkles? Right." He looked away as he took a big swig of his beer.

"So you're not jealous of ROBERT PATTINSON? You know, come to think of it, you actually look a lot like him. Hey, you know I could even fantasize about him while I'm having sex with you. That's how much ya'll look alike." I knew that would get him.

"Oh really Mrs. Cullen? You would rather be with that punk? I'll make you think twice before you fantasize about another man in MY bed." He started tickling me and I nearly pissed myself trying to get away from him. Once we finally settled down I went upstairs to take a shower and get ready for bed. I was tired after the trying day at work and dealing with the paternity test. After my shower I came back downstairs to find Edward talking on his cell phone. From the conversation I could hear, he was talking to Emmett McCarty. I slipped into the kitchen to get a bottle of water so I could take a couple of Advil. My head was pounding.

Edward had gotten off the phone with Emmett and gone up to shower. I locked up and turned all the lights off and headed upstairs to bed. I had just turned the covers down when Edward stepped out of the shower wrapped only in a towel. He was drying his hair with another towel and I couldn't help but eye fuck him where he stood. He of course noticed immediately and smirked at me while shaking his head. A few minutes later he crawled into bed beside me completely naked. When he slipped his arms around me and pulled me into his chest I barely had time to snuggle into him and I was fast asleep. Hopefully tomorrow would bring a better day all the way around.

EPOV

Emmett had called to talk about the accident today. Bella told me how awful it was and how Emmett and Jake had a hard time dealing with the aftermath. As Troopers, we have seen it all. Still, it never gets any easier especially where loss of life is concerned. I listened to him as he has done for me over the years and let him know I was there for him if he needed to talk more. We hung up and I headed upstairs to shower. When I walked out I found Bella already in bed and she was giving me a lustful look. I smirked at her, loving the affect I had on her each time she looked at me. I loved this woman so much. I dried off quicker than ever and as I slid into bed, I pulled her into my arms. I immediately felt her relax into me and heard her light snore. Well shit. I thought I might get lucky tonight, but apparently my wife was exhausted. I thought about waking her up but hell, even I'm not that much of a jerk. I knew she was mentally and physically tired so I snuggled down further into the covers and hoped sleep would take me as quickly. It didn't.

The next morning I woke up around six thirty. After learning that the paternity test results would be in later tonight, Bella and I switched shifts with Kate and Jasper. It meant we would both be working all weekend, Bella even having to pull a double shift on Saturday, but we wanted to be home together when the results came in. Try as I might, I couldn't go back to sleep. I was too nervous. I decided I needed to blow off some steam so I got dressed and went to the gym. Working out always helped get rid of stress for me and I hoped today would be no different. I kissed my sleeping beauty on the forehead and headed out.

The gym was pretty busy this morning. I got right into my workout and before I knew it, I had been at it for over an hour. Dripping with sweat I headed to the locker room to have a quick shower and get back home. I wondered if Bella was still asleep and if I should stop and get some breakfast for us. Deciding to do just that, I stopped at Starbucks and got our usual.

When I arrived home, Bella was sitting at the kitchen table with a white envelope in front of her. I put our coffee and food down and sat down next to her. She looked up at me with tears in her eyes.

"Sweetheart, is that what I think it is?" She shook her head yes, never taking her eyes off the envelope. "Listen baby, whatever the results are, you and I are together forever. I love only you and I always will."

"I know Edward. I couldn't believe it when the doorbell rang. I thought it was supposed to be later today. I wasn't prepared for first thing this morning."

"I guess they really did put a rush on it. I suppose there's no use putting off the inevitable." I reached for the envelope and Bella put her hand on top of mine.

"Whatever happens Edward, I will support you. You know that right?" A single tear slipped down her cheek.

"I know Sweetheart." I reached out and wiped the tear with my thumb. I ran my finger under the seal of the envelope and pulled out the paper inside. I took a deep breath as I began to read.

Mr. Cullen:

We performed a standard paternity test on you at the request of Ms. Tanya Denali. The results of the test indicate that the probability of you being the father of Ms. Denali's child is less than 1 percent. There is no need to re-test when the percentage is that low. You did not father the child in question.

Thank You,

Dr. Gerandy

Gerandy and Associates

Cc: Tanya Denali

As I read the words aloud, my voice cracked with emotion. Bella was up and in my arms within seconds of me announcing the results. She was sobbing hard into my chest.

"Shhh baby, it's ok. I've got you." I rubbed her back gently as she slowly calmed down.

"Edward, I'm so glad. Oh my God, when I thought you might have a child somewhere it broke my heart. I want to be the mother of your children. All of them Edward. Only me." She hugged me tighter still.

"And you will be baby. Only you. I'm so happy Sweetheart. I was so scared things might turn out differently and I would have to step up and take responsibility. Thank God it worked out this way. I'm sorry you had to go through this Bella."

"I'm sorry you did too. I really hope Tanya can find Alec. Kristen deserves to know her father. Even though I'm glad it's not you, I still hope Kristen will get her Daddy." She kissed me and at that moment I didn't want to talk anymore about Tanya Denali or paternity tests.

BPOV

It had been a couple weeks since we found out that Edward was not the father. I giggled thinking about it, as it made me think about a bad episode of the Maury Povich show. We had been really busy since then, both of us working several double shifts in a row. Today however began a four day weekend we would have together. We needed the time to reconnect with each other. We had been toying with the idea of going to Forks to visit my Dad. He had wanted us to come since we called him to tell him that we had eloped. That had definitely been an interesting conversation.

FLASHBACK

"Hey Dad."

"Bells! It's good to hear from you sweetheart. How are you? How is Cullen? You guys didn't have a fight did you? Is that why you're calling?"

"No Dad, we're fine. We actually have some news for you."

"Bella."

"No Dad, I'm not pregnant. But um….actually Dad, Edward wants to talk to you. Here he is" Edward tried to run from me but I shoved the phone into his hand as he gave me a really bad bitch brow and mouthed the words "chicken shit" to me.

"Hello Chief Swan. How are you sir?"

"Cullen. What's going on?"

"Ok Sir, um…well, see Bella and I may have flown to Vegas and possibly gotten married. Sir."

"Did you just say that you married my daughter in Las Vegas WITHOUT me or my permission? Cullen, you are aware that I have a gun?"

"Yes sir Chief, I am very aware of that. Look, I know we went about it the wrong way Sir. But I love Isabella more than my own life. We plan on having a ceremony here with our families real soon. I hope you know sir, I will take very good care of your little girl for the rest of my life. I love her Chief."

"Yeah yeah, I know Cullen. I know you love her. I'm disappointed that I didn't get to walk her down the aisle. But since there will be another ceremony I better get that privilege at that time. Am I clear Cullen?"

"Crystal sir….very clear. Thank you Chief Swan. Here's Bella."

END OF FLASHBACK

I heard Edward's truck pulling into the garage. He had gone to the gym while I stayed here to do some laundry and house cleaning.

"Hey baby. I'm home." He scooped me up in his arms and swung me around.

"Yes you are Trooper. Did you have a good workout?" I noticed that he was still sweaty and his muscles were tight and rippled. My girlie bits began to tingle in the most delicious way. Sweaty Trooper Fuckhot was my favorite.

"I did have a great workout actually. Emmett was at the gym so we hit it hard together. He always pushes me to my limit. Listen baby, I'm going to go have a quick shower. Get dressed and we'll go out for lunch."

"Ok. That sounds nice." He kissed me and made his way upstairs. I went to the kitchen to finish loading the dishwasher. After doing that I decided to throw a load of clothes into the washer so I wouldn't have to do laundry the entire time we were off work. By the time I made it upstairs, Edward was already dressed in a pair of low rise jeans and an old Metallica concert shirt. He was wearing a pair of well-worn Chucks and if I tell you he looked edible, I mean he looked fucking edible. I couldn't help but walk up to him and ram my tongue down his throat. He stumbled backwards a couple steps but then grabbed me by the ass and walked me to the bed.

"Baby, you look so fucking amazing. I think before we go to lunch you should fuck me good and proper. What do you say Trooper? Is that something you might be interested in?" I reached between us and palmed his rock hard cock, which earned me a delicious moan.

"Well, I will never deny you beautiful girl. I guess I could sacrifice my virtue and slam that sweet little pussy over and over until you scream my name." He was removing my tank top and placing wet kisses all over my chest while he was talking.

"Listen here Cullen, there is nothing virtuous about you anymore. I hate to be the one to tell you that, but you're a lost cause baby."

"But Bella, that's why you love me so much. Because I can play your body like a piano. I know you're gonna cum before you know it. Here, let me show you."

With those words, Trooper Fuckhot stripped me of the rest of my clothes and defiled me over and over. Our lovemaking started out fast and furious, however about halfway into it, Edward stopped his movements and cupped my face in his hands.

"Bella Cullen, my world begins and ends with you. Sweetheart I love you so fucking much. I never imagined I would have someone in my life that meant so much to me." He kissed me gently on the lips while his hips began to slowly move.

"I love you Edward. You make all my dreams turn into reality. Oh God..mmmm…you make me feel amazing….Oh Edward…Oh…I'm gonna….."

"That's it Gorgeous. Let go and cum around my big cock. Yes, oh Bella I can feel you squeezing me. Mmm baby that's gonna make me cum….Oh God Bella" he stilled his movement and the grunt that escaped him was directly linked to my vagina because it pushed me to another out of this world orgasm with Edward Cullen written all over it.

We slowed our rhythm together and stayed wrapped in each other's embrace for a long time. The only thing that brought us out of our haze was Edward's stomach growling loudly. We both giggled and moved to get dressed so we could go out and grab some lunch.

"So baby, where do you want to go for lunch? What are you in the mood for" Edward was standing at the dresser putting his wallet and cell phone in his pocket.

"I would love to have a big juicy cheeseburger with onion rings and maybe a strawberry milkshake. God that sounds amazing. What do you think?" I had to admit, I usually didn't eat like that but apparently my husband had worked up my appetite.

"Damn Baby, you must be starving. Although I will admit, I think I could put that away too. It will make my workout null and void but will be so worth it! Come on gorgeous, let's get us fed." He reached out for my hand and we bound down the stairs like two kids in love.

Once we got to the local diner, we ordered our food and waited for it to be ready. As we waited my cell phone rang. I noticed the number was from my gynecologist's office. I briefly wondered what this could possibly be about.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Miss Swan?"

"Umm, actually I've gotten married so it's actually Mrs. Cullen now." I looked over at Edward who was grinning ear to ear when I announced my new name.

"Oh well that's wonderful Mrs. Cullen. Congratulations! This is Irina at Dr. Amun's office. We noticed that you hadn't yet come in for your birth control shot. Were you aware that it needed to be given two weeks ago?"

"Oh, gosh. Um, no I had completely forgotten about it." All of a sudden the weight of what she was saying hit me like a ton of bricks. Edward and I had been having sex under the assumption that we were protected against pregnancy by my birth control shot. It never occurred to me that I was due for another round with everything that had been going on.

"Mrs. Cullen, have you had unprotected sex in the last two weeks? I'm going to assume that being a newlywed you have?"

"Yes, I have." I must have been really pale because I could feel sweat beginning to form on my forehead and Edward noticed immediately, mouthing the words 'are you ok?' to me.

"In that case, I'm going to suggest you come in and see Dr. Amun as soon as you can. I can set you an appointment now if you'd like."

"Um, no, I will give you a call when I discuss this with my husband. I'll need to see what my work schedule is. I will schedule one in the next day or so. Would that be ok?"

"Yes ma'am that should be fine. Please don't wait any longer though."

"Of course not. Thank you Irina. You'll be hearing from me."

She thanked me and we hung up. Edward had come around and was now sitting in the booth right beside me. I looked at him and his brow was furrowed with worry.

"Baby, what's wrong? Who was that? Is everything ok? You don't look well."

"That was Dr. Amun's office. Apparently I missed my birth control shot. It was due two weeks ago." I waited for him to put two and two together. It didn't take long.

"So, you're saying your last one ran out over two weeks ago?" I nodded. "I see. And we've been going at it like rabbits since then?" I nodded again. "So you could very well be carrying my child right now?" He touched my flat stomach and looked into my eyes.

"Yes Edward. It's a distinct possibility. I have to make an appointment to see the Dr. right away."

"Ok. Wow. Um…wow." Was Trooper Cullen speechless? Had I done the impossible? There was no one on earth that could make him speechless.

"You ok Cullen? You gonna pass out on me?" I couldn't help the grin on my face.

"I'm ok. I'm trying not to get my hopes up. I mean, if you are that would be amazing. We would be parents in less than a year. Is that ok with you Sweetheart? I mean, I know we just got married and it's a little quick…but…"

I cut him off with a kiss. "The timing doesn't matter to me Edward. I wanna have your babies, no matter when." We kissed again and paid our check. As we were about to get in the car, Edward stopped and kissed me again. "What was that for Trooper?"

"Just because I felt like doing it Mrs. Trooper. Is that a crime?" He winked at me and I silently hoped I was indeed carrying Edward's child. He was so excited that if it turned out I wasn't pregnant now I worried it would disappoint him deeply. I made a mental note to call and schedule that doctor's appointment immediately. We needed to know sooner rather than later if we would be having a Little Trooper or Troopette in the next few months.

A/N: Phew! Thankfully we won't have to deal with Tanya any longer. Thanks to everyone for hanging in there and believing I would take care of our Trooper and Mrs. Trooper. We can't have anyone but Bella making babies with Edward. Not on my watch anyway! Stay tuned!