At the battlefield, again…
Kenny: S-sorry folks, for the false start. We're ready to begin for the last time. It was a cold morning in 2012. Sheila Broflovski was-
Kenny doesn't get to finish his speech when a gun shoots; he turns to look at the person who shot the gun and the whole army comes charging down the field
American 1: Yaaah! Woooo!
American 2: Come on! Just give up! We're not gonna let you corrupt our children any longer!
Seb Broflavski: [points hand] Dafuq are they doing?
Risgy Stotch: [drunk] you flappy headed sons'a'bitches!
An American shoots another Canadian in the belly
Canadian: Eh! That hurt!
Kenny: dammit! What the fuck are they doing?!
Carl: uh oh…
TJ: This didn't happen! My great grandpa told me all that before he died!
Carl: what?
TJ: run for your life dude!
Docker: Go! Go my men! Free us from the obscenitah, Canada! Blame Canada!
Canadian soldier: Obscenitah?
Re-enactor: Come on!
Seb gets tackled by Blen
Seb: Eh?
Blen pins him to the ground and aims his gun at him
Blen: Surrender your men, general!
Seb: Blen, Have you lost your god damn mind?!
Blen hits him with the gun and loads the gun
Blen: I said SURRENDER YOUR MEN, GENERAL!
Seb: okay, wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! You don't have to kill me! I surrender! We surrender!
The Canadian soldiers drop their guns and raise their arms. TJ and Carl and Kyle walk out from behind a tree with their hands up
Officer Maxc: wait… the south wins?
Blen: the south wins!
Re-enactors: Yeaah!
Kenny has his hand on his face
Kenny: oh god damnit.