Back at the south park banquet hall
Blen walks up to Seb
Blen: well, we can all be friends now, come on Seb, have some of this crak-bubble beer
Seb: why be happy? I can't be happy! You ruined the re-enactment!
Blen: come on Seb, live a little
Seb sips the bottle, and then proceeds to drink the whole of it. Docker walks up to TJ and Carl
Docker: so… you guys ready to be my slaves yet?
Carl: You cheated Docker!
TJ: Yeah! But it doesn't matter, because the bet was that neither of the Americans or Canadians won the war! And the Americans still didn't win the war, dipshit!
Carl: Yeah! Study a little next time! Everyone can remember that war!
Docker: [sigh] Fuck you guys, seriously. So so so hard! And this is not over. Not by a long shot!
The men get more drunk
Seb: {drunk} all I want to say is, us Canadians would a finished you if it wasn't for the medalling Satan!
Billy: That's not true! We Americans would have kicked your fucking square asses anyway!
Bartender: Yeah!
Re-enactor: Yeah!
Canadian re-enactor: Well you're dreaming, buddy!
Billy: I'm not your buddy, guy!
Seb: He's not your guy, friend!
Billy: I'm not your friend buddy!
Seb: I'm not your buddy, pal!
Billy: I'm not your pal, bro!
Seb: well I'm not your bro, dude!
Billy: I'm not your dude, friend!
Docker whispers to his father
Docker: perchance we blame Canada?
Blen: Huh?
Docker: they mock our accent and American looks, soldier! They find toilet humour funny! Our kids are watching those creeps and will light themselves on fire and burn in hell!
Blen: They are?
Docker: yeah! They don't respect our authoriteh! I even have a little song to sing about it!
Docker drinks another bottle of Crak-bubble beer and smashes it to the floor, he then walks up to a podium and starts singing. His eyes appear much squinted
Docker: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse! They won't obey their parents they just want to fart and curse!
Billy: Should we blame the government?
Seb: or should we blame society?
Cable McCormick, Blen Docker and Garret Broflovski: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Docker: NEHOOO! Blame Canada!
Everyone: Blame Canada?
Docker: Yeah! With all their beady little eyes and their flapping heads so full of lies!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Docker: We need to form a full assault!
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Docker: Yeah! Blame Canada! [starts marching down the street]
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Docker: It seems that everything's gone wrong, Since Canada came along! Everyone!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Re-enactor: They're not even a real country anyway!
Female Re-enactor: My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue!
Everyone: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or should we blame the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Docker: Hell no!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Docker: with all their hockey hullabaloo,
Female Re-enactor 2: And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Everyone: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! For… the smut we stop, the trash we must bash, the laughter and fun, Must be all undone, we must blame them and cause a fuss, before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Docker: [to himself] sweet!