***STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT, BUT I OWN TROOPERWARD…LOL***

A/N: I'm sorry it has taken longer than I hoped to post this chapter. Real life has been awful to me lately as I just lost a very close member of my family last week. I just couldn't get back into a writing mood. Thanks to everyone who is still following this story. By far chapter 7 has garnered the most reviews. I am so glad everyone loved it! I'm still giggling! On with our story…

EPOV

Super Glue. Motherfucking cock blocking super glue. It's been a week since the Epic Super Glue Incident and the people in my life that are supposed to be my "friends" have been making my life hell. At every turn, there stands some asshole giving me tubes of super glue.

My first day back to work after the ESGI, as Bella has dubbed it, I walked into the locker room to change into my uniform and taped to my locker were twenty individual tubes of super glue along with a nice note that read 'Hey Cullen, handle with care'. Naturally the pussy motherfucker didn't sign his name but I had a pretty good idea who had done this. Later that day, I was sitting in the report room filling out paperwork and Jasper walked in wearing a Super Glue T shirt. The fucker just smirked at me. I greeted him back with a proper fuck you asshole and left. Ok, I'll admit, it was funny. It would have been funnier had it not happened to me. The worst part of it was that once I calmed down and rationally thought about the situation, Bella simply needed to Google it. There was no emergency need for her to dial 911. (A/N: Thanks to frostedglaze for the google idea! Smooches!) That's when I realized that she wanted to get me back for the handcuff fiasco. What better way to do it than to have all our professional associates involved? Basically I had helped her get back at me by being a dumbass.

All in all, married life was completely agreeing with me. I had never been happier in my life and I looked forward to all the adventures Bella and I would have in the future. I'm not sure what I did to deserve her, but I was beyond grateful to the powers up above. Bella was off today and I was nearing the end of my twelve hour shift. I couldn't wait to get home to her.

I was sitting in my cruiser in a grocery store parking lot and had just finished doing some reports and calling in to dispatch to tell them I was off duty and out of service. I just needed to drive back to the station to drop off the cruiser and pick up my truck. As I moved to pull out of the parking lot, I was surprised to see Bella's car pass in front of me. I pulled out and followed her for a bit and when she turned down the road heading out of town toward our condo, an idea struck me. I was pretty sure she hadn't noticed me behind her yet. Being the asshole that I am, I checked her speed and my little devil was speeding. Barely, mind you, but she was speeding. The speed limit was 50 miles per hour and she was going 57. Technically I am off duty, but a law breaker is a law breaker in my book. So that being said, I sped up until I was right behind her and turned on the red and blues. I knew she couldn't see the number on my unit as it was on the back of the car and on the roof. As she signaled to pull off the road I saw her drop her head and curse. I tried to get into serious Trooper mode so I could pull this off. There was no one around down the road as it was usually deserted at this time of the late evening. It was nearly eight p.m.

I pulled in behind her, leaving the lights flashing and sat quietly for a moment collecting myself. My pants tightened in the crotch as I anticipated what I was about to do. I willed my all too ready cock to calm the fuck down. Quickly I tried to think of something to coax him back at ease. Emmett naked, Grandma Cullen's boobs, yeah, that did it. I stepped out of the cruiser and put my hat on my head. It was too dark for the mirrored sunglasses so I left them off. As I walked up to the driver's side door, I noticed my sweet girl had both hands on the steering wheel where I could see them. She knew exactly what to do. I briefly wondered if she would play along with my game. She already had her window rolled down.

"Good evening Ma'am. I'm Trooper Cullen with the Texas Dept. of Public Safety. May I see your license and proof of insurance?" She turned her head to look at me and for only a brief second, shock and confusion registered in her eyes. It quickly dissipated as she caught on.

"Of course Trooper. May I ask why you pulled me over?" She handed me her license and our insurance card. I brushed her fingertips as I took them from her and I heard her breath hitch. Yes! She was getting turned on.

"I'll explain all that in a moment Ms." I paused to look at her license "Swan". Her license said Cullen but I wanted to use her maiden name so it didn't sound stupid after I had already told her my name. I pretended to write something down as I held her information in my hands. She sat patiently in her seat and when I looked up at her I caught her eye fucking me. Oh no Sweetheart, this is my show.

"Trooper Cullen, is it?" She looked at my name badge and continued. "Is this going to take long? I have been working all day and am very anxious to get home and take a long, hot bubble bath." The little minx winked at me. I was fighting very hard to stay in character as she was trying just as hard to fuck up my game.

"Ms. Swan, I'll caution you to stay calm and keep a civil tone with me. I stopped you because you were speeding. You were traveling at 57 miles per hour in a clearly marked 50 mile per hour zone." I looked up at her and she had undone the top two buttons on her shirt. I could see her midnight blue lace bra and the tops of her glorious tits. Suddenly my uniform pants seemed to shrink two sizes, particularly in the crotch. I shook my head a little to clear the lust from my brain. Not caring a bit, I reached down and adjusted my aching cock. Bella noticed and licked her lips. Thanks baby. That is not helping.

"Trooper, is that your gun sticking out of your pants or are you just happy to see me?" Ok Sweetness, you wanna play that way? We'll play that way.

"Ms. Swan, please step out of the vehicle. I've had about enough of your smart mouth." She complied and as she stepped out I stepped forward inside her opened door. She slid up my body as she came out of the car. I almost lost my shit and came in my pants. "Step to the rear of the car please and stand with your hands on the trunk, palms down." She did exactly what I said and I was right behind her.

Glancing up and down the road I made sure no cars were coming. I stepped up right behind her and ran my hand up her right thigh to her hip and continued upward until I was cupping her heaving breast. I could already feel her nipple pebbling under her bra and shirt. I pressed my rock hard cock up against her perfect tight ass and she thrust her hips back into me.

"Ms. Swan, have you ever been fucked against the trunk of a car?" I was whispering right along the shell of her ear and she was moaning softly with each word I uttered.

"No sir Trooper Fuckh-I mean Cullen" I smiled widely at her nickname for me. I pulled her shirt out of her jeans and ran my hand underneath it slowly up and down her ribcage. She threw her head back onto my shoulder and I couldn't resist bending down and kissing her neck a couple times. God she smelled amazing and I was hard as steel.

"Ms. Swan, I'm going to need you to spread your legs. I'm going to pat you down for my safety. I need to ensure that you have no weapons on you." Now, I was reaching inside the cup of her bra and twisting her nipple as she writhed against me. I was getting her hot and bothered and my plan was working. I was still pressed right up against her back. Her front was against her car, so she was effectively pinned down. I bent down, starting with her ankles, as I slowly ran my hands up the outside of her legs. When I got to her waist, I went back down and repeated the action only this time on the inside of her legs. When I got to her inner thighs I cupped her moist center roughly.

"Oh God" she moaned loudly as I applied more pressure. I could feel the wetness seeping through her denim crotch.

"Mmm Ms. Swan, It seems you do have a weapon. This weapon has been known to drive men wild with desire. Tell me, do you have a boyfriend? Is there some lucky man that gets to enjoy this pussy?" I had worked my way up to the button of her jeans and quickly unfastened them and wiggled my hand down into her crotch. I froze when I realized she had gone commando today. My cock became impossibly harder when my fingers met her bare, wet pussy lips.

"Yes sir. I have a boyfriend. He loves my pussy. I love it when he spends hours licking it and tasting how he makes me feel. His tongue and fingers are magic." She still had her head thrown back against my shoulder. I had to bend over because of our height difference to fully get my fingers into her luscious pussy. This gave her access to my neck, which she began sucking on lightly as she spoke. By now I was plunging two fingers inside her tight hole working her into a frenzy rather quickly.

"I see, so you love his tongue and fingers, but you haven't mentioned his cock. Does his cock not do anything for you? Does he have a small, unsatisfying cock?" Ok so I was asking her to stroke my ego. Don't judge me. I'm a dude. It's what we do.

"Oh no sir. His cock is huge. It's nine inches long sir. I measured it a long time ago." She giggled slightly and I was brought back to the night she actually had measured my cock.

FLASHBACK

"Oh God Edward that was fantastic. Has anyone ever told you that your dick is flawless?" We had just finished having hardcore sex on the sofa.

"Actually no, I don't think anyone has ever put it like that Bella." I laughed at her candid mood.

"Well it is. I mean, it's like I'm obsessed with it. It's beautiful, it's pink, the head is perfect, it tastes amazing and it does wonderful things to my girly bits. Hey, can I measure it? It has to be at least eight inches." Was she serious? She really wanted to measure my cock?

"Um, why would you want to measure my cock Bella?" I'm sure my face was the picture of amusement.

"I just do. Come on Edward. Will you let me?" Before I could speak she was up and headed to her bathroom. She came right back with a tape measure. Apparently we were really doing this.

"Well, shouldn't it be hard in order to get an accurate measurement?" I smirked at her.

"Yes, it should be hard. Do you need some help with that? Seeing as we just had sex, I'd imagine you might need a little recovery time." She moved over to lay between my legs and began to massage my balls as she took my hardening dick into her hot mouth. It didn't take more than a minute and I was rock hard again.

"Recovery time is highly overrated when I have such a beautiful woman sucking on my cock." I winked down at her and she smiled through her lashes.

"Ok, let me start with the base. Here, hold the tape measure Edward." I had to laugh at her. She was so serious as she straightened my dick and pulled it to its fullest length. She brought the tape measure up to the head of my perfect cock, her words, and smiled widely.

"Ok Detective Swan, what's the verdict? How long is my cock?" I couldn't believe I was doing this.

"Wow. I was wrong. Super Cock here measures a solid nine inches Trooper Fuckhot. Damn." She licked her lips and threw the tape measure across the room. Before I could react her mouth was all the way down on my cock, and she was sucking hard. Apparently she was all about nine inch cocks.

END OF FLASHBACK

I was continuing to work Bella up. I had no intention of letting her cum on the side of the road. My plan was to get her as worked up as I could and send her on her way. Yeah, it was cruel, but the anticipation of getting both of us home would be worth it once I was buried balls deep in her heat. I could tell she was close as my fingers pounded her. She was moaning and saying my name under her breath. I felt her walls beginning to get tighter and tighter and I knew I better stop. Quickly I removed my fingers from her jeans.

"What, wait….Edw…Trooper, what are you doing?" She was stuttering and I noticed that her hips were still undulating. I slid both fingers I had just pleasured her with into my mouth and sucked her essence off them. God she tasted delicious.

"Ms. Swan, we are done here. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. I don't want to pull you over again for the same infraction. Next time I might not be so nice about it." I swatted her ass and moved her back to get into the car. She was clearly pissed off as she bitch browed me the entire time. I briefly wondered if I had pushed her too far and screwed myself in the process.

"Trooper Cullen, I never asked you. Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No Ms. Swan, I don't. I'm actually married to a beautiful woman with chestnut brown hair and the most sinful chocolate mocha eyes. She looks quite a bit like you actually." I winked at her and leaned in to kiss her softly on the lips. "See you at home baby." I walked away leaving her mouth hanging open and climbed back into my cruiser. I saw Bella shake her head and buckle her seatbelt. She pulled back onto the highway and continued on her way home. I made a U-turn and headed back to the station to drop off the cruiser. I loved it when a plan succeeded.

BPOV

Oh. My. God. I cannot believe he did that to me. When I saw the flashing lights behind me it never occurred to me it would be my Trooper Fuckhot. I knew he was up to something when he introduced himself to me like he would to anyone he stopped. When he asked me to step out of the car I saw the mischief in his eyes and my juices started flowing. But make no mistake, Edward was in so much trouble. He had me creaming my jeans, quite literally, and then didn't get me to the finish line. He. Just. Stopped. I was so close I could feel the beginnings of a mind blowing orgasm as it almost engulfed me. Then it was gone and I was left with an aching, throbbing, wet mess. Cullen was going to pay for that one. When he least expected it, I would get him back.

I pulled into the garage and left the door up knowing that Edward was going to be home soon. Quickly I ran upstairs to shower. Let me rephrase that. I ran upstairs to take a cold shower. Just as I turned the water off, I heard the garage door coming down. I knew Edward was home. I wrapped a towel around me and grabbed another one to dry my hair with. I could hear his footsteps on the stairs. Within seconds he stood in the door way leaning on the door frame, unbuttoning his shirt. Usually he changes out of his uniform at the station and back into street clothes. I guess he was in a hurry because he was still in his full uniform.

"Well well well, what have we here? Ms. Swan, how nice to see you again." The asshole was smirking at me.

"Watch it Trooper. You are in hot water sir. And the name is Mrs. Cullen." I winked at him as I made my way to stand in front of him. His hands reached out and wrapped around my waist. He inhaled deeply and moaned into my hair.

"God baby, you smell like fucking heaven. Please don't be mad at me. I know I left you hanging. I promise to make it up to you over and over again all night long." He kissed my neck and I felt my knees go weak.

"I'm not mad. It was actually pretty hot to do that. Oh and you bet your sweet ass you will be making it up to me. Now, go hop in the shower and I'll bring us some snacks up here and we'll get started on finishing what you started out on the highway." I reached up and wrapped my arms around his neck. He lifted me off the ground and stood straight up while he slid his tongue into my opening mouth. Our kiss was needy and passionate. Kissing Edward was like nothing else in this world. The man had skills. His tongue should be labeled a lethal weapon.

"I love you Bella Cullen. And as soon as my shower is finished, I'm going to come in here and make you scream my name over and over for the next several hours." He swatted me on the ass as he turned and headed into the bathroom. I scrambled down the stairs and to the kitchen to gather some sustenance for our love fest. While I was downstairs I made sure to lock the doors and turn off the lights. I put both our phones on silent and left them downstairs. I turned off the ringer of our landline as well. I didn't want anything to disturb us for the rest of the night. We needed this to reconnect and catch up on some Edward and Bella time.

Just as I made it back upstairs and had put a tray of fruit and cheese on the table and a bottle of wine in the ice bucket, Edward stepped out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped loosely around his hips. I couldn't help but eye fuck him to death because let's face it, he looked amazing in clothes, but he looked even better sans clothes. My eyes zeroed in on the delicious V at his hips and the light happy trail that disappeared under the towel. There also seemed to be a bulge in the towel. I made my way to him and snatched the towel away from his body. He stood there looking scrumptious with his hands on his hips smirking at me.

"Well, this is hardly fair Bella. I am naked while you are still standing there in a towel."

"Well Cullen, life isn't fair is it? What do you suggest we do about it?"

He moved quicker than a human should and scooped me up in his arms, pulling the towel from my body as he gently laid me on the bed. Edward crawled up my body like a mountain lion stalking an unsuspecting deer. Before I knew it, he was positioned between my legs, his hard length pressing against my soaking core. I couldn't help the moan that escaped my lips.

"Mmm Edward. Baby I need you. Please make love to me." I ran my fingers through his wet hair.

"Oh Sweetheart, I have every intention of making love to you. But first, I have some unfinished business I need to tend to between these thighs." He moved back down my body, pushing my legs further open with his hands as he bent his head down and ran the tip of his nose along my wet folds. I heard him inhale and moan his appreciation. This sent tingles all over my body radiating from my pussy. I moaned like a whore as his tongue found purchase on my throbbing clit. He circled it over and over as I felt him slide two fingers inside me. I felt a gush of wetness come out of me as Edward stepped up his ministrations.

"Oh shit!" I screamed as Edward's long fingers curled right into my G spot and he tapped it over and over, gently at first but increasing in pressure the more I writhed on the bed. He continued to suck and lightly bite my clit until I was on the brink again.

"I feel you Bella. I feel that tight pussy around my fingers. Cum for me Sweetheart. Cum on my fingers and in my mouth. Let me taste you Bella." His words proved to be my undoing as my orgasm washed over me. Flashes of white light were all I could see as the waves of pleasure kept coming harder and harder.

"Oh fuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk Edward! Oh my God…." I couldn't manage a coherent sentence if my life depended on it. Edward never stopped or slowed his tongue or his fingers. The orgasm was just beginning to subside when he gently bit down on my clit and sucked it hard while his fingers continued to press into my special spot. I suddenly felt the urge to pee and I knew what was coming. Edward was going to make me squirt. I was lost and had no way to stop it. He slammed his fingers into my G spot and sucked my clit into his mouth and I lost it. I felt myself drench his face and chest and I heard the liquid leaving my body. I screamed his name in pure ecstasy.

"Fuck yes baby….fuck yes! Oh my God Bella yes! You drenched me babygirl and I fucking loved it. Damn that was fucking amazing. I've never made you squirt like that. Fuck yes." Edward was smiling from ear to ear, obviously proud of himself. He didn't even bother to dry his face off before he crashed his lips into mine. I thought I would be grossed out tasting myself on him like that, but it oddly enough turned me on more.

"I need you Trooper, fuck me Edward. Please." I grabbed his cock and positioned him at my entrance.

"You want that fat cock in your pussy now Bella? You want me to fuck you into this mattress Darlin'?" He began to rub the head of his dick through my folds and I needed more. As awesome as that felt, I needed all of him. I was done playing around.

"Edward Anthony Cullen, fuck me right now!" I tightened my legs around his waist and dug my heels into his perfect ass. He got the hint and plunged deep into me. Both of us moaned at the contact.

"Dammit Isabella you're still so fucking tight. I love fucking you hard." He was thrusting deep and fast. The room filled with the sounds of our moans and slapping skin. The smell of sex was thick in the air as Trooper Fuckhot pounded me over and over. I felt the coil in my belly winding tightly and I knew I was close again.

"Edward..baby…I'm so close. Soooo fucking close. Don't stop baby. Please fuck me harder Edward."

"You…thrust…like…thrust…it…thrust…hard….thrust…Sweetheart?" He was sweating and his eyes were black with lust.

"Fuck yes Edward. Just like that." I tilted my pelvis and Edward went in deeper, hitting spots I didn't know I had. I felt on the edge of another orgasm just as Edward grunted and his thrusts became erratic. He was close.

"Bella, I'm gonna cum baby. Cum with me sweetheart. I can't….wait…."he barely got the sentence out and I was flying over the edge, Edward following behind me. We moaned each other's names over and over and wrapped our arms more tightly around each other until our breathing returned to a more normal pace.

"Mmm Baby that was fantastic. You are amazing Bella." Edward reached down and cupped my face in his hands and gently kissed my nose.

"You're pretty amazing too Trooper Cullen. You can pull me over and frisk me any time."

"Oh Mrs. Cullen, you may regret that you said that." He kissed me again and I had no idea how I would ever regret anything where Trooper Fuckhot was concerned.

A/N: ***fanning myself and thinking of smoking a cigarette*** Trooperward can absolutely pull me over anytime. How about you ladies? Would you let him frisk you? Thanks for your continued support of this story. Any other suggestions of where you'd like to see our couple go from here? There are definitely Little Troopers coming soon, so stay tuned!