Meanwhile in 2014, South Park Elementary School

Mr Garrison: Principle Victoria, it is wrong! It is wrong and I will not teach the Canadian-American war to my students!

Principle Victoria: well why not?

Mr Garrison: Because it's bringing back horrible memories that's why!

Principle Victoria: well I can assure you; the children can handle this type of event and do the biography for the life of it

Mr Garrison: have you forgotten? Last time someone brought it up; Eric Cartman went into a shallow state of mental psychosis!

Mr Mackey: Mr Garrison, how old was he when you talked about it to him?

Mr Garrison: …nine

Principle Victoria: that was in the same year the war had happened

Mr Garrison: Fine! But what the hell are all the children who came to south park after the war gonna do?

Principle Victoria: they'll study it off their buddies and look it up

Mr Garrison: Okay then! But if Eric runs home, I'm not going to chase after him again!

Mr Garrison leaves to fourth grade

Mr Garrison: okay children, listen up!

The class quietens

Mr Garrison: now, I've been assigned to have the children who lived in South Park 2 years ago to write biography on a war, and the children who lived in South Park less than 2 years ago to study and ask their buddies what it was like

Kyle puts his hand up

Mr Garrison: yes Kyle?

Kyle: what war?

Mr Garrison: the one started by mac known as the "Canadian-American war"

Cartman: Canadian-American war?

Cartman begins having flashbacks of the war, gun shots and explosions can be heard, a rocket cruiser can be seen shooting a rocket, a jet is heard being shot down and when it falls to the ground, an explosion is heard. another flashback of Mr Mackey bleeding out with another man bandaging his arm

Mr Mackey: Wooooooh! It's bad!

Another flashback shows the boys coming across Mr Garrison dying

Mr Garrison: Children... take Mist-Mr. Hat. Please. Get him out of here!

Cartman: NEHOOOOO!

Cartman hops off his desk and begins shivering his desk, he then knocks it over and runs out of class and slams the door

Cartman: FUCK THE CANADIAN-AMERICAN WAR FUCK THE CANADIAN-AMERICAN WAR!

A stunning silence fills the room

Mr Garrison: You see? I knew that would happen!