The Awkward Dance Competition by 0WolfFaerie0 and Sautisa

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I again proclaim that we have not gained ownership of the Throne of Glass since the last chapter. Sarah J. Maas still wrote it! And before I forget we do NOT own any songs mentioned in this story either!

*** Celaena's POV ***

As soon as the dance off began Celaena knew she was going to enjoy this. A lot.

Dorian's pick was a song by the name of: 'I'm sexy and I know it'.

When you see a prince you expect him to waltz and dance to classical music in ballrooms. It was safe to say that this was nothing like that. The image of Dorian dancing to this song had been forever burned into her brain.

Dorian certainly knew what he was doing. If the blush Celaena could feel rising up to her cheeks was anything to go by.

But she wasn't the only one! She could see Chaol standing awkwardly in the corner, looking uncomfortable and was just as scarlet as she was.

*** Dorian's POV ***

Dorian could tell by the look in Celaena's eyes that she was enjoying this as much as he was. He loved this type of music – it was different and exciting. (A/N Dorian…I am speechless…XD)

Before he knew it the song was, regrettably, over. Celaena was clapping sarcastically. Though the effect was ruined as Dorian could still see the blush on her face.

"Do you have any coins?" She asked Chaol.

"You couldn't afford me my dear." – Dorian interrupted with a wink "Stand up Chaol, it's your turn!" This was said with obvious glee by Dorian.

Chaol was staring daggers at Dorian and if looks could kill, Dorian would definitely be dead by now.

"Ha you wish!" Chaol sneered turning his head away from the others.

"Aw come on Chaol if you dance then I'll dance after you." Celaena promised.

He took a second to consider it, sighed and then reluctantly replied: "Fine but this better be worth it."

Chaol stood up awkwardly and as slowly as he possibly could – made his way to the middle of the room. "Oh no! I don't have a song or any idea of how to use this thing, so I guess I can't dance…" said Chaol with a lot of enthusiasm. He quickly started to make his way to the edge of the room.

"Oh no you don't." said Dorian while he grabbed Chaol by the collar and practically dragged him back to the middle of the room. "You stay there," – he said with a smirk "I've got the perfect song for you!"

*** Celaena's POV ***

Chaol scowled and reluctantly stood in the centre of the room. With an amused look, Dorian flicked through the pile CDs. Finally, with a triumphant grin, Dorian held up a purple and black striped CD that had white block letters written across it.

Dorian hid the CD from Chaol's view but sneakily showed it to Celaena. When she saw the title, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Chaol asked curiously with more than a hint of suspicion.

"You'll see…" Dorian said barely able to contain his chuckles.

Dorian pressed the button with the triangle on it. The music blared out and at first the song sounded average enough, even enjoyable. But then, the lyrics came.

*** Chaol's POV ***

Chaol suddenly understood why Dorian looked so pleased with himself and why Celaena couldn't stop laughing.

The lyrics were: "What you gonna do with that big fat butt…

Wiggle wiggle wiggle…"

Chaol stood awkwardly in the middle of the room not knowing what to do. Dorian suddenly shouted, "Come on Chaol, do something!"

He sighed. A deal was a deal. He started swaying to the beat, hoping it would be enough. He was sorely mistaken.

"Even Fleetfoot could do better than you!" Celaena said in a mocking tone. That did it. He would not stand to be compared to a dog. And he certainly was not about to be put to shame by Dorian, even if he was the crown prince.

(End of Chapter)

A/N: Another chapter complete! Thanks to all those who reviewed or even just read our story!

Now what is Chaol going to do? Can't wait to do the next chapter! This'll be good…

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