Meanwhile in 2115, the boys are studying the American-Canadian war at Carl's house after the ultimate failure of the re-enactment

Carl: And here it says that instead of being human-shields like commanded, all the black soldiers jumped out of the way of bombs

TJ: Jesus, I never knew General Plymkin could be so racist

Carl: and here it says the plan to move out of harm's way was thought up by Jerome McElroy, before his tragic death in 2013

Kyle: (hey guys, check it out)

Kyle points to another reading spot

Carl: It wasn't until Sheila broflovski shot Terrance & Philip, that Satan suddenly appeared out of the ground with Saddam Hussein

TJ: and the once little mountain town was saved by a little 8 year old boy known as Eric Cartman

The boys look puzzled; they then realize that Eric Cartman was the "Historic Ice Fatass" from last week

TJ: Dude, it never occurred to us that that time kid started living in that old house where the Cartmans used to live?

Carl: …Holy shit! So wait a minute! We met some kid who saved South Park from 2000 years of darkness and froze himself for over 100 years and we never knew he was the kid even though his name was Eric?

Kyle: (Dude, I heard he was good friends with my grandpa Kenny)

TJ: Wow, really?

Kenny suddenly rolls into the house

Kenny: [to himself] Stupid assholes, oh hey Kyle, we have to go!

Kenny starts rolling off, but TJ stops him

TJ: Hey Mr McCormick?

Kenny: yes?

TJ: Is it true you and Eric Cartman were friends as children?

Kenny pauses; after 5 seconds, Kyle bops him on the head

Kenny: Ugh, I hated that Fatass!

Carl: What do you mean? Was he a Jew-hater or something?

Kenny: Oh he was way more than that, He often ripped on me for being poor, he often ripped on Carl's Grandfather for being the Jew he was, He ripped on TJ's Grandfather for being in love with his grandma and he hated just about everyone that was different

Carl: so he was the Archie Bunker of 2015?

Kenny: Yeah, The only thing I liked about him was that he was retarded enough to have the ability to take notice of my recurring deaths along with Timmy birch. Speaking of which, he became handicapped 2 months later

The boys are confused

TJ: …Wait what?