South Park Psychology centre:
Cartman is in therapy with his friends
Therapist: So what is it that bothers you?
Cartman: The war, the one lead by MAC
Therapist: Ah, the American-Canadian war. I'm guessing there are troubling memories?
Cartman: Very troubling
Kyle: He ran out of class when he heard that we had to write a biography on it
Cartman: Yeah
Therapist: What is the most troubling part of your memory?
Cartman: Something to do with being unable to say things
Therapist: What else are you feeling?
Cartman: Well, I'm feeling unsafe. Like something bad is going to happen to me
Therapist: Like what?
Cartman: Dude, I don't know! All I know is that whatever's troubling me is related to what's going to happen
Therapist: Okay, so something that happened in your memory is going to happen to you?
Cartman: …Yeah, like the crappy V-Chip
Kyle: maybe he has muteness!
Kyle sniggers, Cartman is left with nothing to say
Therapist: What things do you hate in particular?
Cartman thinks for a second
Cartman: Jews
Therapist: [startled] …okay, what is it you hate the most?
Cartman: …Gin er ids
Therapist: What?
Cartman: Ginger kids… and handicaps… except for jimmy, he's Kewl, but the rest of them just don't work with me
Stan: Cartman's already half-ginger
Cartman: Oh Jesus!
Therapist: …Maybe that's it!
Cartman coils in
Cartman: What? Jesus?
Therapist: No, You're becoming physically challenged!
Cartman is shocked
Cartman: How do you know?
Therapist: I'm a bit of a physic when it comes to conditions
Cartman: Oh god! Oh Christ no!