SORRRYYYY! I haven't updated in 4ever! Here's a new chapter. Please R&R. Sorry again. :).
''Anna, why is Kristoff's family a bunch of rocks?''Britta tugged urgently at Anna's skirt.
''I don't know sweetie.''
''Anna, Britta, run. I'll dstract him.'' Olaf muttered, then said, louder.'' So! These are the love experts!''
''Umm...we'd better be going.'' Anna said leading Britta away.
Suddenly the boulders began to shake and move towards Kristoff. Britta and Anna had to jump to avoid getting hit. The boulders turned out to be...trolls?
''Thier trolls!'' Britta gasped.''Just like in the stories!''
''Trolls?'' Anna raised an eyebrow.
''Kristoff's home!'' One of the trolls cried.
''Wait?This is your family?'' Anna asked.
''Yup.'' Kristoff answered.
The trolls eagarly gathered around Kristoff.
''Kristoff, I've grown a wart!''
''I passed a kidney stone.''
''I earned a fire crystal.''
''Look! He brought a girl! Not one, but two!''
All eyes turned to Anna and Britta.
''Ummm...hi.'' Anna sqeaked.
''HE'S BROUGHT TWO GIRLS!'' The trolls chorused.
''Wait!'' Anna said. ''This isn't what it looks like-''
''What's the issue dear?''One of the trolls asked. ''Why are you holding back for such a man?''
''Is it the clumpy way he walks?''
''Or the grumpy way he talks?''
''Or the pear shaped- square shpaped weirdness of his feet?''
''And though we know he washes well he always ends up sort of smelly.''
''But you'll never met a man that's so sensitive and sweet!''
''So he's a bit of a fixer upper. So he's got a few flaws.''
''Like his peculiar brain, dear, his thing with the reindeer.''
''That's a little outside of nature's laws!''
''So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of...''
''You can fix this fixer upper up with a little bit of love!''
''Can we please talk about something else Kristoff said. ''We've got a real problem!''
''I'll say!''
''Is the way that he runs scared?''
''Or that he's socially inpaired.''
''Anna, what does socially impaired mean?''
''I'll tell you later Britta.''
''Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?''
''Okay I did not need to know that.''
''Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmannly blondness?''
''Or the way that he cover up that he's the honest goods?''
''He's just a bit of a fixer upper!''
''He's got a couple of bugs.''
''His isolation is conformation of his desparation for healing hugs!''
''So he's a bit of a fixer upper.''
''But we know what to do!''
''The way to fix this fixer upper is to fix him up with you!''
''Enough! She's engaged to someone else!'' Kristoff yelled.
Everyone including Britta stared at him
''So she's a bit of a fixer upper.''
''That's a minor thing.''
''Her cloak engagement is a flex arrangement.''
Britta added.'' And by the way I don't see a ring!''
''So she's a bit of a fixer upper!'''
''Her brain has been betwixed!''
''Get the finace out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed!''
Meanwhile all the women were with Anna.
''We're not saying you can change him 'cause people don't really change.''
''We're only that love's a force that's powerful and strange.''
''People make bad choices because their mad or scared or stressed.''
''But throw a little love thier way!''
''And you'll bring out their best!''
''Cause love brings out the best!''
Then everyone joined together,'' Everyone's a bit of a fixer uppper! That's what it's all about!''
''Father!''
''Sister!''
''Brother!''
''We need each other! To raise us up and round us out! Everyones's a bit of a fixer upper, but when push comes to shove...''
''The only fixer upper fixer that can fix a fixer upper is...''
''True!''
''True!''
''True!''
''True!''
''Love!''
A troll spoke.'' Do you Anna, take Kristoff to be your trollfully wedded husband...?''
''Wait what?''
''Your getting married.'' Britta said excitely.
Suddenly Anna colasped in to Kristoff's arms.
Again I am so sorry that I haven't updated in over a month. I've been meaning to, but I just kept putting it off or something would come up that I needed to take care of. And I've had a bit of writer's block. I want to make it so I'm not just rewriting the movie only with another character. Ideas/Suggestions, anyone? You can tell me your ideas via review or you can PM me! Don't be shy! :)
See you again! Hopefully within the month!