Ok, i got inspiration for this from a linkin park song called 'Hands Held High'. Apparently, Hinata head this song and she felt like writing a spoof on it for Naruto. It'll suck, trust me...not dissing Hinata, dissing me. lol. Well, theres one part in Hands Held High where it goes 'Both scared and angry, yet wat'd he say? aaaaaaaaameeeeeeen, (like ah-men). So i thought why not spoof it and make amen ramen?
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Ramen Held High
Turn the furnace up higher,
He needs to eat something.
Shy and faint step away when he comes in,
Feel it in the pot,
the bubbles start comin,
People passing by panic and start running,
Noodles on loose cloths complete coming,
he jumps up and breaks the chopsticks the others start clumpin,
he promised me he'd come after something,
sick of the Instant Ramen he eats,
slurp when they say they wanna see training,
screw that, he just wants some ramen.
Heres something: suck back what's yours,
do something you know you'll get in trouble for,
cuz he's sick of being treated like he had before,
like he's stupid, so guess what he's standing for? (1)
Like their war's just a different brand of hate,
like it doesn't matter at all what he feels like,
like they understand him on the bottom of the 'love' chain,
when he can't get anything going?
These idiots are laughing away,
at the bank and looking for money,
telling you to respect others,
for he's so nervous in an obvious way,
everyone watchin' him slurp,
and the rest of the village watchin at the end of the day,
in the streets all gawkin and wat'd he say?
"Raaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeen! Raaaaaaaaameeeeeeeen! Raaaaaaaaaaammeeeeeennnn! Raaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeenn! Raaaaaaaammmeeeeeeen!"
In the stand watchin him and yes i am laughin, (2)
cuz when he slurps faster we know what's gonna happen,
the rolls are hot, dip 'em in a bowl and take action,
have to react or choke on crumbs,
Twelve years old, here's something to see,
another kid my age slurpin down the noodles,
I wonder if he had thought 'The next one is for me!'
Do you see? The merchants, they're out today,
to brush the shortage of flour and eggs away, (3)
it's ironic; that at times like this you eat,
when there were free samples yesterday.
There's samples on the shops, homes, inside the trash cans, your house, road,
my dad, he's got a lot of surprise i know,
but enough pride inside not to let that show.
My sister's got a book she would hold with pride, a little blue cover with a patched up spine,
and she handwrote a quote inside,
"I got to see him choke, fun!"
Meanwhile, this boy just slurps away,
slurpin and gulpin those noodles,
and the rest of the village watchin at the end of the days,
in the streets gawkin and wat'd he say?
"Raaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeen! Raaaaaaaaameeeeeeeen! Raaaaaaaaaaammeeeeeennnn! Raaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeenn! Raaaaaaaammmeeeeeeen!"
His bowl held high in the sky so blue,
his mouth opened up to swallow more,
(repeat 6x)
She showed it to Naruto next time she saw him.
He looked at it and said, "Hinata, you just made me a theme song!"
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Yeah, it pretty much stunk...listen to the actual song on youtube or something and compare the 2! review!
1:why, to be Hokage, of course!
2:She's laughing with him, not at him!
3:those are what ramen is made of right? lol