Hehe, anyone who likes this chapter should also extend their thanks to silencer299. His stories gave me some ideas that will be touched upon in some way or the other here. I have a feeling this will be a great chapter! (But, if it follows the story pattern, it will turn out exactly the opposite)

I don't own Naruto!

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Naruto got up, stretched and yawned. Everything was great. His dream was of his precious Hinata-chan. His body was in excellent condition, and he was having miso ramen for breakfast. Tomorrow's my birthday! I wonder what Hina-chan is getting for me. Gah... We'll have to deal with her dad soon. Naruto didn't let that thought ruin his day. In fact, I think that today is going to turn out great! After he ate his ramen, he went to his usual field for training with Hinata. His thoughts repeatedly drifted off to her. Her sparkling eyes, her silky hair, her...oops! No X-rated thoughts about Hina-chan...at least not until we're married. GAH! -bleep- you Ero-Sennin! Her angelic voice, her huge...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I swear...I WILL kill you Ero-Sennin. He ran down Neji during his inner monologue.

"Oh, gomen nasai, Neji! Didn't see you there!"

Neji's eyes narrowed. "I know of your relationship with Hinata-sama. I do not approve, but I can do not do anything about it. All I can say is that if you hurt her in any way at all..." -CRACK- -CRACK- "I will kill you."

Naruto gulped. He continued his walk and soon arrived at the training ground. Hinata was there...but so was Kiba.

"YOU!" Kiba shouted, hurling a kunai at Naruto. It was easily dodged.

"What? What did I do?"

Kiba didn't respond, he just whipped out a kunai and charged Naruto with it. Naruto pulled his own out just in time.

"YOU KNOW -BLEEP- WELL WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!" Kiba tried to strike at Naruto's stomach. His moves were slow, and Naruto had plenty of time to avoid it.

"No, I don't. How could I know, I haven't seen you in months!"

A dancing fat guy screamed through the clearing. He was gone almost as soon as he arrived. (1)

"YOU TOOK AWAY MY LIFE!"

This confused Naruto. "What? You're standing right in front of me! And I haven't seen you since...since..." realization dawned on Naruto. Hinata was watching in fear as Kiba repeatedly struck at Naruto. "You're kidding, right? That's what this is about?"

"YOU DON'T DESERVE HER!"

"Kiba, you can't change someone's heart." Naruto amended that. "Not easily anyway." He dodged a thrust.

"YOU CHANGED NEJI! WHY COULDN'T I CHANGE HER?"

Naruto avoided another strike. "Because she didn't want to be changed. she didn't want you. I can't help that."

"YOU DIDN'T NOTICE HER! YOU NEVER NOTICED HER! YOU WERE ALWAYS SO DENSE! BUT I...I LOVED HER! I ALWAYS DID! I WAS ALWAYS A FRIEND TO HER! I ALWAYS NOTICED HER! I DESERVE HER, NOT YOU! YOU'RE JUST...YOU'RE JUST SOME DEMON BRAT!"

The next ten seconds contained more pain then he ever had felt and ever would feel combined. Naruto summoned a shadowclone and used rasengan. He shredded Kiba's proof of manhood on the left, then drove it into his stomach. Then Naruto noticed something critical. His shadowclone didn't disperse like he told it to.

"He he he... It took a while, but I finally did it!" The clone looked at Naruto. "Now I will break that stupid seal, absorb my essence into the shadowclone, permanently solidify it, and destroy Konoha...under the alias of Naruto Uzumaki!" Red chakra leaked from the clone and its jumpsuit turned red.

"Dude..." Naruto began. "What is it with bad guys and revealing their plan as soon as they get the chance?" (2)

KyuubiClone shrugged. "Generic villain problems that will be dealt with eventually, I guess. Now come here!" Naruto sighed.

"Kyuubi, you're a retard."

KyuubiClone was outraged at this. Right before it hit Naruto, Naruto brought his kunai up and impaled the clone. Poof. Hinata, who already knew Naruto's secret, just giggled.

"Come on Hina-chan, might as well train now."

The started with chakra control exercises, moved on to two person taijutsu styles, and then began to spar. Afterwards, they sat down to enjoy some of the homemade snacks Hinata brought every day.

When they were done, Naruto spoke up. "I think we should talk to your dad today, Hina-chan."

Hinata flinched. "I don't know, Naruto-kun...Do you think we're ready?"

"Yup! Come on, lets go!" And with that, they walked to the Hyuuga compound.

When they arrived, they requested an audience with Hiashi. It was granted. Well, things are already looking up!

"What is it that you want." It wasn't a question, but a statement.

Naruto spoke first. "Hiashi-sama, we have come to tell you that..." Naruto took a deep breath. "Hinata-chan and I are in love."

The vein bulging in Hiashi's head was all too visible. -bleep-

"My daughter? In LOVE? With YOU????"

oooooooooohhhhhh, snap.

Naruto came to, but he didn't open his eyes. If I'm in a hospital, I'm going to get violent. He opened his eyes. SUNUVA- The door opened and Sakura came in.

"Ah, Naruto. You're awake. You've been out for a week."

"NANI KA?????? A WEEK?"

"Nah, only a few hours. I was just messing with you. But I am surprised. I figured Hiashi's 128 strikes would be enough to even knock you out for the rest of the day."

"Aaaaaaannnd, I take it he said no."

"Said no? What are you- ohhhhhhh. Yeah. I think that means no. Add that to the fact that you were found in a dumpster...yeah. Definitely no."

Naruto sighed. "I'm going home. This is a little much from Hiashi...I mean come on, I'm 15! It's not like I was saying 'Hey Hiashi, Hinata's pregnant with my baby. I guess this means i get to marry her?' I mean, this is the kind of response I'd expect for that. Actually, no. For that, I'd be dead." Naruto got up and started to leave.

"Naruto! Tsunade-sama says you're staying the night here."

"And you're going to stop me how?" He jumped out the window.

Naruto stumbled into his apartment. "I blame everything that happened today on Ero-Sennin." He had no idea why he said that. He just did. Meanwhile, Jiraiya sneezed. Which gave away his peeping position. Which earned him a beating. Naruto collapsed on the floor and fell asleep.

He woke up the next morning miserable. His dreams were of Kyuubi using him to destroy Konoha. His tenketsu still hurt from Hiashi's attack, and he found that he was out of ramen.

"Well, screw it. Today is probably going to be the worst day ever, but that's no reason to break my routine."

So Naruto headed out of his apartment to the training field. On his way, he ran down Neji again.

"Sorry..." He mumbled. Then he noticed Tenten was with Neji. Neji just smilled and kept walking with Tenten. Ooooookkkkaaaaayyyyyyyy...How am I still alive? Naruto arrived at the training field to see both Hinata and Kiba standing there. Naruto groaned.

"Hey, Naruto, sorry about yesterday. I decided i don't love Hinata anymore, and I'm going out with Ino. Oh, and they said you missed my balls when you stabbed at it with rasengan."

Naruto was confused. "Soooo...we're cool then?" Kiba nodded and left. That was weird... Just then, Hiashi walked into the clearing. Oh, wait! Before you kill me Hiashi, let me dig my grave! Naruto thought sarcastically.

"Naruto. I apologize for yesterday. I...spoke...with Hinata afterwards, and i changed my mind. You two may date."

Naruto noticed the edge of a bruise from under Hiashi's robe. "By 'I spoke with Hinata' do you mean 'I got the -bleep- kicked out of me by Hinata'?"

Hiashi flinched, then nodded. Naruto suppressed a chuckle.

"Also, I have decided that two years from now, on Hinata's birthday, you two shall be wed."

Naruto jumped in the air screaming, "YATTA!"

Neji and Tenten walked into the clearing. Neji spoke. "I also approve of your relationship with Hinata-sama."

"THAT'S IT!" Naruto screamed. Everyone was startled at this. "NEVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE WILL I GIVE MY INPUT ON HOW I THINK THE DAY WILL GO!"

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This was based off of a real life experience. I woke up, thought the day would go great, found out that i forgot to do my science homework and I flunked a test. Then I was dared to ask my crush out, and was rejected. Next day, I wake up, find out i can turn in the homework for full credit (thank you late passes) and my math teacher says that the scores were so bad, we'd be taking a make-up test and taking the better of the two scores. I decided to ask her out again...but was still rejected. Oh well. So after reading one of silenceer299's stories, i decided to write this.

1 sorry...listened to Numa Numa too many times...

2 seriously. What the crap.