A/N Jywy: Ciao, my lovely readers! :D For some reason, HongIce is something I really want to try! No idea where the pairing came from, BUT IT SOUNDS CUTE. OwO So sorry if it isn't like, the way you guys see Ice's and Hong's pairing up…D: (anyone would like to suggest a fluffy, good HongIce fic for me? :3)
Anyway, like, I went to Hong Kong last summer, AND I LOVED IT. One of the only places where in China where they like, allowed me to go on YouTube and Tumblr and like, everything!
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Also, PurpleMousefurGomez wanted longer chapters? Okay~
Warning: Unintended sexiness arose from nowhere
Hong Kong didn't like Pocky.
He loved Pocky.
Especially green tea Pocky and mango Pocky. It was a sin to decide which one was better.
Also, those two types of Pocky were in the mountain of Pocky right next to where Japan was standing, as if he knew Hong Kong was going to go for them. Good one Japan, you evil, deceiving nation. Hong Kong knew exactly why Japan was guarding them so closely—besides the fact that he loved green tea and mango Pocky. It was that one day when Japan had caught—oh, Hong Kong meant saw and misunderstood both himself and… a certain nation kissin—no! He meant their faces were probably really close for…for…like…eyelash counting! Yes, a competition to count eyelashes! Anyway, they were caught eyelash counting in Japan's garden under a sakura tree and Japan thought they were kissing. Ridiculous, right?!
Man did Hong Kong remember the beautiful scent of those blossoms. It was a good thing he had taken Ice on a date in spring~ How cute Ice had looked when he put the pink cherry blossom in his grey-lavender hair, his cheeks turning the color of the beautiful blossom~
Wait. Did Hong Kong just reveal the identity of the nation?
Oh screw it. As long as none of the Asian nations or Norway was reading this, Hong Kong didn't care. He just didn't want any of the Asian nations to know, especially Japan. That meant tape recordings, hidden cameras, him telling China, which would result in a huge loud party and way too much teasing. Plus, no one was allowed to tease Iceland but Hong Kong.
…
Well, he couldn't force Norway to stop either. Ya. But he was his good older brother, so it was all okay.
…
Anyway, ever since that time Japan had been so annoying. Hinting things like… like… Well, one day Hong Kong found a Japanese shoujo manga on his bed. A manga about little shota boys cross-dressing in maid outfits. That was the time he knew Japan had already set up hidden cameras in his room and probably in other areas. Well, at least… the manga had been interesting… not that like… it gave him any ideas or anything…
ANYWAY, now was the time for Hong Kong to resist the urge to get the Pocky AND the urge to take a great chance: that he just might get to tease Ice into kissing him! He had to resist and prove that he didn't like Ice to Japan of all people, that sneaky closet pervert!
…
Why must the good Pocky be so closely guarded?
Hong Kong stared at the Pocky boxes, probably for longer than he intended to. Japan caught his eyes and smiled ever so slightly. Hong Kong looked away, feeling tortured. He couldn't take it anymore. He gave Iceland The Look. Iceland knew what The Look was. The teasing, I know you want me~! Oh, am I intimidating you? Look.
Iceland noticed and blushed.
Japan of course saw them and smiled. Japan loved his life at times like this.
Hong Kong looked back at the pocky. Then back at Iceland. Iceland blushed harder, and a silent agreement between the two was made. Japan saw Hong Kong blush also and then they both looked away at the same time. How cute and interesting.
Japan put on his innocent, I-didn't-see-anything-at-all face as he noticed Hong Kong slowly and totally casually (Hong Kong hoped) approach him and the Pocky. Japan tried harder to look innocent when Iceland followed silently without Hong Kong noticing.
Mango? Or green tea? Hong Kong panicked What am I suppose to do! Oh! Stay calm! I can do this… He exhaled with a loud woosh. Okay. Umm…mango? No, green tea…AHH—
"I think the mango looks good," Iceland replied, scaring Hong Kong so badly that he looked like a little child caught stealing treats from the cabinet. Japan cherished this moment.
"I-if you say so…" Hong Kong grabbed a mango Pocky box and opened it slowly, then pulled out a piece. Why is Ice making me so nervous? Maybe he did see my blush…nuuu…
"Oh yay! We have volunteers!" Hungary exclaimed, clapping her hands together. She pushed the uneasy pair toward the center of the room. Hong Kong saw Japan pick up his recorder, a bit more excited than he had any right to be. Oh man, was Japan going to give Hong Kong a hard time about this. Maybe this is a very, very bad idea.
But it was too late now. He turned to Iceland, who already had one end of the Pocky in his mouth and was staring insistently at Hong Kong, blushing tremendously. Hong Kong loved it when he blushed like that. He gladly took the other end, his dark eyes staring deeply into the bright, ocean blue eyes of Iceland. They look so innocent, Hong Kong thought. Pretty soon, Hong Kong forgot the Pocky and got lost in the mesmerizing ocean eyes. And Iceland got lost in Hong Kong's dark eyes.
In short, according to any other person watching, nothing happened.
Someone coughed.
Hong Kong woke and assessed his goal: to eat Pocky. Iceland watched as Hong Kong averted his eyes and ate the Pocky. Iceland nibbled, too, concentrating on the intricate design of the carpet.
It was just too bad the Pocky had limited length. Iceland felt the slightest brush of Hong Kong's lips on his and startled at the touch, his face immediately heating up. Hong Kong noticed this too and they both thought, with closed eyes and breaths held, I must pull back! Back away! Dangerous zone!
But neither of them made a move. Iceland couldn't hold it longer and took and tentative peek, slowly raising an eyelid, only to be stared down by Hong Kong's dark eyes. He shut his eye right away, hoping Hong Kong hadn't noticed.
Holding the tiny nibble of remaining Pocky while trying not to kiss was getting very tiring. Their lips were numb and oxygen was running out. Iceland was getting dizzy, and he couldn't care less if Hong Kong caught him with his eyes open. He started to shake at the sight of his dark eyes—ooops, he meant from lack of oxygen. Totally not because of Hong Kong's sexy, slightly intimidating eyes. No. He just needed air. Fast.
How is Hong Kong holding his breath so long? he thought as he made a desperate gasp for air, and it just so accidentally made him lean forward to also take in Hong Kong's lips. Totally on accident and not because the ticklish, teasing feeling of Hong Kong's lips against his was making him crazy for more. Oh no, please, what are you thinking?
Okay, so maybe he was very much satisfied that Hong Kong kissed back.
You, like, can't hide from Japan now~ a happy, singsong voice said in Hong Kong's mind, making him angry. Hide? Hmph. Hong Kong wasn't scared anymore. Too late anyway, might as well.
He slid his hands up Iceland's neck slowly and let them travel into his hair, curling his fingers around the soft tufts. Iceland shuddered and mewed a bit. His eyes were wide and staring straight into Hong Kong's own.
And… now what? Hong Kong didn't know what he was trying to prove, and no way was he going to have sex in front of these people! Not that he was thinking about sex or anything! And Iceland's mews… Hong Kong didn't know what to do. They had never gone this far before, and certainly not in front of a ton of people! Their lips were awkwardly pressed together and Hong Kong finally—no
Haha. No. Hong Kong wasn't going to lose.
…But they were in an awkward position…
B-But… he wanted to see Iceland dressed in a maid outfit…
W-Wait. What? I-It was all Japan's fault!
Someone whistled in the audience.
"Gosh, Hong! Did Ice's mews make you all scared and flustered? Da-Ze!" That was South Korea. Definitely South Korea. Oh gosh, no. No, no. Hong Kong felt Iceland's smirk against his lips, his eyes twinkling. No. He felt something wet pressing against his lips. No. Iceland's tongue was trailing up to the tip of his nose. No. Hong Kong shuddered; he could feel the cool breeze on his lips. No. Ice's warm tongue and mango breath tickled his nose. No. The wet tongue touched the tip of his nose. NOO
Hong Kong pulled away, clamping his mouth shut as he resisted any sounds that dared to escape from his mouth. The tip of the nose isn't the place that most people would expect a person to have a reaction, but Iceland knew Hong Kong quite well.
And Iceland knew what he wanted Hong Kong to do.
"Care to be dressed in a maid outfit...for me?" he whispered, smiling rather evilly. Hong Kong's eyes widened in disbelief. What!? That sly, sneaky, not-so-innocent—
"He has to, now," Japan smiled back, giving a thumbs up. Iceland shot him a thumbs up back.
Oh, so this was all planned. Hong Kong glared at Japan. What has he done to my innocent Iceland…
A/N: Well, that was the most seductive/sexiest thing I ever wrote. O_O So weird…
Epic here and JESUS J, THAT WAS SEXY. DAYUM. I don't know what happened to my poor, innocent little internet friend… ;_;
Just to add something, if I (Jywy) wrote a chapter, Epic would be the one beta-ing it. When Epic writes a chapter, I (Jywy) would beta it. Just a little credits thingy. (=w=)9
Also, just a few words before I end this!
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