Hey guys.

Okay. I know that I post more author notes than stories but... Whatever!

Okay, not whatever. I'm sorry but as soon as I saw this review I just had to post something.

Okay so the review says.

Larry: YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING LAWYER! YOU SHOULD KNOW LOOKING AT CHILD PORN IS ILLEGAL AND WILL GET YOU SENT TO PRISON WHERE YOU WILL BE RAPED TO DEATH BY THE INMATES!

(This is in response to chapter one)

I absolutely positively love you. You could be a boy, a girl, a dog, an inanimate object, whoever or whatever you are you should know that you ARE LOVED!

I also have a disclaimer to all you lost cookies that thought I was writing about out-of-control five year olds that ran around grabbing breast-isis and kissing boys. All the chapters I write portray the characters at 14 and up.

So yah. Thanks for reviews and stuffs!