Viva: Wow! 300 reviews already! Y'all are awesome! This prize chapter goes to See Through the Mist. I wrote the first half, and Star finished it off. See if you can spot where I end and she begins...

((P.S. Remember Viva don't swear.))

Viva is just too cool to swear. XD

Everyone watched as Germany rocked back and forth in his emo corner. North Italy stood up and started to walk towards his friend but stopped. What could you say to someone who'd suffered such a huge blow to their pride? Even pasta couldn't make this better.

"Um...Well, shall we move on?" Hungary asked, her tone stilted and awkward. The world nodded and she reached down the front of her shirt for the list but Japan tapped her with his pen. She groaned when he held up a clipboard. "Again? I thought you said it would take ten chapters until the next prize."

Japan shrugged. "It seems we underestimated the fangi- er, reviewers."

With a long-suffering sigh Hungary stuffed the list back in her bra and folded her arms grumpily. "Well, you can go get the prize winner this time, I always do it!" Japan gave a small bow and disappeared without a sound like the ninja he was.

"What the devil is going on heeeere?!" Snape asked. Everyone flinched and looked at him in surprise (except for Germany of course). They'd completely forgotten he was there! It was like he'd been pushed aside for a chapter…

America shrugged and answered, "I dunno dude. All I do know is that these two random chicks came in and played the pocky game with us."

Understanding flashed across Snape's eyes and he looked at Hungary approvingly. "Prize chapters? Very nice."

England groaned and banged a hand against the table. "Don't tell me, you know exactly what's going on here too?" he asked Snape. The wizardly professor gave a small bow and England threw his hands up in the air. "I give up! I'm getting out of here."

He stood up but quickly ducked back into his seat when Hungary threw not one, not two, but four frying pans at his head.

"Where did she get those?" Romano whispered to Spain.

Spain appeared just as baffled. "Where was she keeping them?"

England cringed as Hungary glared stonily at him. "We are all staying here until the end, got it?" she asked, her voice deceptively quiet. England nodded quickly and slid down further in his seat.

Ireland tentatively raised a hand to get Hungary's attention before pointing to one of the windows. It seemed that Mexico had had enough and was perched on the windowsill with a parachute on her back and sunglasses in her hand; she obviously wanted to escape like Romano when he had tried in the beginning. However, it also seemed she was more efficient than the South Italian because she waited until she had jumped and unleashed her parachute before whipping on the glasses and shouting, "Nos vemos, pendejos!" Everyone watched silently (except for Germany of course) as she landed on the top of a nearby tree and jumped to the ground.

Romano banged his fist on the table and bolted to his feet. "Aw hell no! If I have to go through this, then so does she!" Before Spain could tackle him again he jumped out the window after her. Prussia and France quickly grabbed Spain before he could do something stupid like jump after them without a parachute. Hungary's face had gone white and she was so angry that she was trembling.

"T-they…those assholes..." she began, sputtering.

A loud bang and a flash of smoke near the door made everyone cough and blink (except for… aw screw it, you know). Japan walked out of the smoke, leading a petite girl with long brown hair and green eyes framed by pink glasses to the table.

The girl waved at the countries nervously, "Hi there. I'm See Through the Mist, but you can just call me Mist. Umm…" She pointed to Germany. "Is he okay?"

"Ksesese! My unawesome bruder is fine!" Prussia cackled. "Who do you vant to play zhe pocky game vith? It's me, isn't it? I can't really blame you, I'm too awesome. One night I forgot to turn off my awesome und I voke up covered in Gilbirds! I'm so awesome-"

"Actually, I'd like to play with Russia, if you don't mind," Mist replied, blushing lightly. Russia smiled his creepily cute smile while Prussia deflated and fell (coincidentally, on Canada's lap).

Russia continued to smile as he was handed a Pocky stick, flavored orange. Japan (he "couldn't find" Romano and Mexico, but everyone was pretty sure he just didn't want to get between their fighting) decided to give Russia a review of the rules, just in case (Russia could be...energetic in something like this; don't you remember the Soviet Union?).

Belarus glowered at Mist, her blue eyes narrowed to slits.

"прывітанне, Mist," she said, with a smile lacking joy. "I heard you wanted to play with my dear брат."

Mist nodded, but looked a little pale. "Um, y-yes, Belarus. Please don't kill me."

Belarus's smile grew colder and angrier. "Oh, I don't kill people, дзяўчына. I just make sure Russia is still mine."

Belarus examined the girl closely for a moment. "You have pretty eyes. It would be a shame if something happened to them, would it not?" she asked.

Mist's green eyes were as wide as dinner platters- that's right, platters. Not just any platters, either. You know how America has different regions, and how one of them is called the South? Well, they love their food. And they spend hours trying to get perfect homecooked meals, it's crazy! They have ginormous platters to hold their different foods, and Mist's eyes looked a big as those.

Japan frowned. "I felt a disturbance- has someone given a pointless, long-winded explanation?"

Before anyone could answer him, Mexico and Romano bounded back in, Mexico being herded by Romano.

"You stupid asshole-"

"You bitch, you just-"

"I hate you so much you-"

"Same here, and-"

Chaos ensued. The room fell into disorder as nations began fighting each other; Belarus threatened Mist, and Spain tried to stop his former colonies from killing each other. This time, however, there was no Germany to stop the madness.

"SHUT UP!" Hungary screamed.

Everyone turned towards her.

"Belarus, stop threatening Mist. I'm warning you right now- that's better. Mexico, let go of Romano's curl, we all know what that does, and Romano, stop choking her, please. Spain, take them to their seats. Good. Russia, Mist, get into position."

Everyone did what they were told.

Hungary smiled. "Ready, you two?" she asked Mist and Russia.

"Yes!" Mist said excitedly.

Russia and Mist were in position. The human girl nibbled on her side of the stick as Russia did the same. Romano and Mexico were quietly bickering in their seats as Spain tried to stop them, while Belarus glared at Mist from her seat.

Russia and Mist continued to nibble on the stick, and they came closer and closer together.

Belarus suddenly cocked an eyebrow. She had an idea...

Quickly raising her hands, she lowered them and banged on the table, even as Russia and Mist continued to eat the stick.

Boom!

The noise made everyone except Germany (still broken) and Russia (he's Russia- is there an explanation needed?) jolt where they were. Mist accidentally jumped back.

She put her hands on her hips and narrowed her eyes at Belarus, who was trying to look innocently back.

"Well, I suppose this means Russia won," Japan said.

"да, I won," Russia nodded.

Quickly leaning over, he gave Mist a kiss on the cheek.

"You just- and I- but now- I'm so-" Mist said, surprised at his action.

But Mist didn't get long to think on it, because Belarus chased her out of the room.

"Fucking Japan. Long-winded and pointless my ass," an auburn-haired girl said angrily. "I'll show him pointless!"

A dark-haired girl sighed. "Look Star, I know you're the baby turtle-"

"And that's why I'm cool."

"-but Japan's kinda right."

The auburn-haired girl, now known as Star (or STARFIRE67, to be perfectly exact (not that she minded the name Star)) let her face fall onto the desk she was sitting at.

"I know, I know… Hey, do you get the feeling someone is watching us Viva?" Star asked the other girl.

"Yes. It's unnerving, right?" Viva asked.

"Hey, what do you think Romano's doing?" Star asked excitedly, looking for the Italian on the screen.

"...I'm going to fucking murder that Spaniard."

Star's hazel eyes were narrowed at the scene in front of her. Spain had pulled Romano over to himself when Belarus had made that loud noise. Currently, Romano was sitting in Spain's lap (sure, the Italian looked pissed, but Star knew he was secretly enjoying it).

"Star," Viva warned. She didn't want her normally very nice friend to go yandere on her.

"...I'm fine. He's an anime character, I'm a fanfiction writer. It isn't meant to be." Star looked dejectedly at the desk.

"Are you okay now?" Viva asked.

Star nodded.

"Good," Viva smiled, and Star smiled back.

"Thanks Viva. I needed that."

Viva patted Star's shoulder kindly.

Star leaned back. "...but I can still dream," she whispered.

Epic here! Hahaha, well, I bet you guys think THIS chapter is weird... XD I wrote the next chapter on a sugar high. Over 2000 words of pure, sugar-high-induced crack~!

Also, you guys have been good; no one has insulted Viva, Mexico, or Mexicans. I'm proud of you. Keep in mind that my threat will continue until the absolute end of life, so literally don't.

OH OH OH. WAIT, BIG NEWS HERE. WE'RE GOING TO BE STARTING UP A FIC CALLED "TOO MANY HEADCANONS" WHICH IS GOING TO BE REALLY COOL OKAY. Basically, one of the members comes up with a headcanon (we already have the first one decided: Spain needs reading glasses/Spain with glasses) and then we each write a chapter based off of that prompt. We also have to add in ten words from a random word generator, which brings an extra twist to it. XD It's really fun, and I can tell it will be cool! We're going to post it as soon as Star and Jywy finish their chapters, so expect it soon!

Epic out~!

I am in agreement with Epic on the insult thing. I will look up some really mean words on Google Translate.

And I have a headcanon planned for that story idea up there already... ^^

You'll like Epic's next chapter. If any of you are as amazing as her, anyway. *flips hair trying to be cool*

Until then, I will dream of Romano~