A/N: I think Viva's losing her mind. Like, really. She's very angry and stressed about a certain chapter we have to write.

On the bright side, I LOVE RomErica, so this will probably be the chapter I like writing the best! *coughcoughoutofaverysmallnumbercoughcough*

So, here we go, with some Romano and America~~~! :D


Romano's blush had finally faded and he had stopped smiling. In the hallway, there was silence, the angry grumbles having faded away long before.

The meeting finally seemed to be at peace.

So, it was inevitably ruined.

First, a paper plane flew in through the open window.

"How did that get in?" America asked. Surely there was wind and other stuff keeping the plane from coming in?

He opened it, and began to read aloud.

"Dear beloved nations-"

"You idiot, give me that," England said. "Dear beloved nations-"

"Ooh, is this a reader?" North Italy asked excitedly.

Another plane flew in. America actually did get to read this one.

"Everyone shut up so England can read the first one. From Star."

"Thank you?" England said, a bit unsure and slightly worried about the mental state of the youngest Turtle. (Couldn't she theoretically delete everything that had just happened? Or was he looking too deeply into this?) He looked back down at the letter in his hand.

"Dear beloved nations, I have another pairing to write. Since I love all Romano pairings, I, of course, am writing a Romano pairing. This one is a personal favorite, as a matter of fact, though I doubt many will like it as much as me.

"I'll say!" England continued. Surprisingly, Romano said it at the same time.

"That's what it says," England said. "Apparently, another one, the Manager or whatever her name was found a pen and they wrote an argument out for us." The self proclaimed gentleman rolled his eyes.

Yet ANOTHER plane flew in. Australia grabbed this one.

In a very cheerful voice, he recited, "Sorry, Viva and I had to sort out something. We all annoy each other too much sometimes. Anyway, the pairing this time is…" Australia trailed off. "Sorry, Romano, but...you're playing with America!"

Romano groaned as he let his face connect with the table.

This time Spain picked up the next plane.

"She says she's sorry," Spain said. He was still a bit unhappy, but America was better than, say, England.

The next plane hit him right in the side of the head. Romano laughed a bit as Spain grumbled his mutual dislike for the youngest Turtle (she had unresolved issues about him being not-so-nice to Romano in some stories) and unfolded this one too.

"This one's just her saying, 'it's payback for all those stories I read before'," he said with a sigh.

Hungary sorted through some pocky flavors before picking up steak flavored pocky. She handed it over to and sat back, waiting to see it all unfold.

Romano reluctantly placed one end in his mouth and America had no choice but to stand somewhat close to the Italian so they could chew their respective ends.

America liked horror stuff and all, right up until he realized it was the worst thing ever and he had made a bad choice he couldn't back up out of.

This game was just like that. And the worst part was that Spain seemed to be a demented killer right from a freaky slasher film too.

America was getting shivery.

Spain shook his axe a bit.

But the move that sealed the deal was when Spain took a step forward. That was what made America jump back and scream like a child.

On the next paper plane, Star had written "Ha ha ha!" several times. England was very happy reading that one out loud. In fact, many nations read the note out loud without even looking at it.

Romano looked very confused. "Crazy bastard…" he mumbled. Turning, he also noticed Spain's smug face.

"Why are you so happy, idiota?" Romano asked.

"Nothing, Roma!" Spain said with a carefree grin.

Romano rolled his eyes. "America, you have to eat scones."

America nodded. "Yeah. Yeah, I can do that!"

"England's."

...

America fell to the floor and cried into the rug.

A paper was slid under the door. It read:

'That's it for now~ Hope you all enjoyed it!

Until next time!

~STARFIRE67'


A/N: So, here's RomErica! Can I say I adore this pairing almost as much as I like SpaMano? X3 It's so cute!

I will never understand the attraction. Also, *eye twitch* I am neither angry nor crazy.

Isn't it obvious? *Sarcastic eye roll*

I have writer's block and my writer's block lasts for a long time like a year so sorry about that bros but hey if you miss me you can check out my Tumblr because hell yeah and you can also harass me because hell yeah and idk whatever. But writer's block sucks.

Go Epic! Three of us actually managed to get notes on here this time! Isn't it amazing?!

Hmph. About time. Anywho, leave #wemissyouturtlesenpai in your comments if you care about her.

Also leave #senpaiturtlefreakingruleeez if you like her chapters and her. :)

U guys are so nice.

I try~

Me too! :D

*MANAGER TURTLE EDIT* I just added a poll to our account on which pairing you'd like to see next. I didn't add all the ships on our list b/c there are way too many, but I made sure to include the ones that seemed most popular. Please take some time to participate, we want to know which pairings you guys wish to see the most! :)