Severus Snape vs Harry Potter: Year Four / Seventh Incident: The Drunken Hat
Be sure to be careful when leaving your drink unattended. If tampered, it could lead to horrifying results. Snape learns the hard way in this incident from Fourth Year.
Snape is in his office grading some papers and drinking a cup of coffee late one evening. After finishing his first cup, he gets up and goes to grab the coffee pot on the other side of the room.
As soon as Snape is occupied, Harry quietly emerges from underneath Snape's desk and pulls out some strange looking pills from his pocket. He plops some of the pills into the cup Snape left behind and hides back under the desk. Snape returns to his desk and refills his cup, not noticing the pills that Harry had dropped in earlier.
He takes a drink.
"Hmm…tastes rather…foamy…" Snape says, as he downs the whole glass.
It wasn't long before Snape was starting to get dizzy. He began seeing things. He was…feeling really happy at the moment.
He was now drunk and delirious.
The next morning, Snape wakes up in his bed with a massive headache.
"Ooooh…my head…what the heck was in that coffee last night…I can't remember a thing…" Snape says as he sat up in his bed.
"Oh man, Severus, you were great last night!" says a voice next to him.
"What the?!" Snape says, slowly turning his head toward a lump lying next to him.
Snape yanks the covers off of his entire bed to reveal the Sorting Hat lying there facing him with a wide grin.
"Same time next week, big boy?" the Sorting Hat says in a seductive voice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snape yells at the top of his lungs.
Results: Harry Potter Wins
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