Severus Snape vs Harry Potter: Year Five / Ninth Incident: Till The Fat Lady Sings Ownage
Snape thinks he's so smart sometimes…but his genius plans to own Harry in this next incident will prove ineffective. Here's a scene from Year Five:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the library reading some information about ancient wizards. Little did they know, Professor Snape was lurking within the library as well.
"This foolery ends here, Mr. Potter…" Snape says under his breath from behind a tall bookcase that stood behind Harry and his friends.
With a flick of the his wand, Snape sends a powerful force to push the giant bookshelves over onto Harry and his friends…
CRASH!
…seemingly crushing them under the weight of the bookshelves and its infinite amount of books it held.
"Mission complete…" Snape says with a wide grin of satisfaction, swiftly leaving the library before personnel would arrive at the scene of the crime.
Later, Snape approaches the door that lead to his office. He turns the handle, but his door wouldn't open.
"What the…why can't I get into my office?" Snape says as he began yanking on the doorknob.
"You need to recite the password in order to continue…" says a voice right above him.
Snape looks up and sees the portrait of the Fat Lady hanging right next to his door.
"What the?! You're not supposed to be hanging here!" Snape says to the Fat Lady.
"Well I'm here now, and you must recite the password if you wish to enter your office," the Fat Lady responds.
"I don't need to recite any password to get in my office. Now open this door!" Snape demands her.
"Make me!" says the Fat Lady, sticking her tongue out at Snape.
Snape then proceeds to grab the Fat Lady portrait and shake it violently…
CRACK!
…when suddenly the Fat Lady took out a glass cup she usually used to shatter using her voice, only to break it over Snape's head, knocking him out completely.
Afterwards, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, all witnessing the event, emerge from underneath Harry's invisible cloak.
"That was grand, Harry!" Ron says, laughing at the scene.
"I must say, that was pretty clever using a spell to make fake versions of us sitting in that library," Hermione responds.
"Thank you, Fat Lady," Harry says, handing a wad of cash to the Fat Lady in the portrait.
"My pleasure. It was fun showing that pasty-faced bastard whose boss," the Fat Lady responds.
Results: Harry Potter Wins
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