First off, The Evil Stick would like to give a big thanks to XXinsidemymindXX for help correcting some mistakes from the previous chapters! Also, a big thank you to Hiro Mashima, the owner and creator of Fairy Tail!
Recurrence
Erza stood in front of the dinner table and commanded everyone's attention. "Tomorrow afternoon there will be a mandatory sex-ed course! Everyone will attend. There will be no excuses and no exceptions!"
"Sex-ed! Sex-ed! Sex-ed! Sex-ed! Sex-ed!" Bickslow's wooden dolls danced around Erza's head as the rest of the people sitting at the large dining table grumbled.
"ARE WE CLEAR?!" Erza put her hands on her hips.
"Mandatory. Mandatory. Mandatory. Mandatory. Mandatory." The wooden dolls chanted as everyone in the room nodded their heads for the intimidating red head.
"Good." Erza nodded her head at the people in front of her. "If you are finished eating then you are excused from the dinner table. All Blue Pegasus members need to get their rest."
Most members of Blue Pegasus shuffled out of the dining area while offering their apologies to a bright red Wendy on their way out.
"Hey, Luce? Why is everyone sick again? I thought the disease wasn't contagious?" Natsu scratched his head in wonder.
Lucy sighed, she didn't want to be the one to explain it to Natsu.
"You're such a dumbass," Gray unknowingly peeled off his shirt like it was second nature to him.
"You're the one that just sat down naked next to Master Bob," Natsu snickered at his ice partner.
Gray slowly turned his head to see if it was true and unfortunately his eyes met the blushing Master's eyes. He jumped up and started looking for his clothes.
Master Bob's eyes probed Grey's backside as he bent over to grab his underwear off of the floor, "Oh, my stars… so delicious…"
Natsu happily got down on his hands and knees to take a peek, "What's delicious? Did someone drop food on the floor?" The dragon slayer put his face closer to the ice mage's naked butt looking for more food while Master Bob fell out of his chair at the sight.
"What the hell are you doing, Flame Tard?!" Gray turned around planted a fist in Natsu's face which initiated a fight across the table from the others
"Erza?" Wendy shyly asked her teammate, "Do I have to attend the sex-ed class?"
"I said there will be no exceptions!" Erza firmly stated.
Wendy's face got a little brighter.
"It's okay, Wendy." Doranbolt rubbed her back soothingly, "I'll be here with you."
Carla stared at him slowly rubbing Wendy's back, "Excuse me, Mr. Doranbolt, could you please pass the salt?"
Doranbolt blinked at Carla's civil tone, "Uh, sure." He slowly reached for the salt in the middle of the table.
*SINGE* Flames rolled across the table and scorched the councilmember's hand when Gray ducked out of the way from Natsu's fire breathe.
"ARGH!" Doranbolt clutched his hand and glared at the future-seeing exceed. He knew she had the power of premonition, but he never imagined she could use it against him in this fashion.
"What are the chances of that happening?" Carla ominously replied with a smirk before she slipped a strip of roasted pork in her mouth and chewed happily.
Erza walked over to Gray and Natsu and slammed their heads together, effectively ending their fight.
"Dinner is over!" Erza barked to the dinner guests. "Carla, take Wendy to her room so she can rest! Lucy and Mira wash the dishes! Bickslow, clear the table and clean the floors! Grey, monitor the rest of the patients and keep their temperature down! Natsu, Happy, burn the rest of the unused cots and medical waste!"
As everyone left to get started on their jobs, Laxus stood up. "Master Bob, we have a lot of paperwork to do."
"If you want some alone time, all you have to do is ask." Master Bob swayed flirtatiously.
The air in the room filled with static as small flashes of lightning erupted from Laxus' body, "Don't try my patience."
Master Bob blushed and left the room quietly before angering the powerful lightning mage. Laxus followed with his arms crossed against his chest.
Erza turned to Doranbolt, who had his burnt hand in the water pitcher. She requipped into her nurses uniform and held out bandages. "Well, Wendy is low on magic so it looks like I'm going to have to take care of that for you."
Doranbolt shivered, he knew that Erza wasn't very gentle when caring for her patients Sometimes she caused more harm than good. He had underestimated the prissy cat and pushed her too far. Now he had to watch his back around Carla since he realized how dangerous she could actually be.
A few hours later, in the Blue Pegasus main hall:
"What the fuck is this?!" Laxus stared down at the dying exceed with a look of disgust on his face. "How the hell did this cat catch the STD?!"
"Are you sure you want to know?" Gray shrugged. Having monitored the patients for the entire day, he was well aware of the exceed's condition. "It's time to get Wendy. I can't keep Nichiya's temperature down any longer."
Laxus shook off his shock and left to find Wendy, "This is ridiculous."
"Ridiculous, Ridiculous, Ridiculous, Ridiculous, Ridiculous!" Five possessed mops chimed while wiping the floors.
"Scrub every last stain on the floor, Babies!" Bickslow sprayed cleaner on Lucy's vomit stain on the floor.
"Men…Will my handsome cat ever smell the sweet parfume of recovery?" Ichiya wiped away a tear and held the hand of his exceed counterpart.
Grey sighed, "I'm sure he will, Ichiya."
"Men… you might not want to sit down on the dirty cots without clothes…" Ichiya pointed at the stains on the cot.
"Oh, shit!" The ice mage jumped up and started looking for his clothes.
"Hey, guys!" Natsu yelled from the door, "The others are here! I smelled Gajeel's metal from a mile away!"
"Good timing." Grey mentioned as he was putting on his shirt. "Laxus is getting Wendy so she could heal the rest of the patients."
In the hallways of Blue Pegasus:
Laxus strolled down the hall with visible static electricity coming off of his body. This was the best way to keep them away. If he knew that he would be hit on by multiple women and one male on his way to Wendy's room then he would have told Natsu to go get her. He smirked while thinking about the women being accidentally burned by the naïve Salamander. He was so caught up in his thoughts, he didn't notice walking past a former colleague of his.
"Yo, Laxus! Is that how you treat your colleagues? You just walk by with an evil look on your face and ignore them?" A familiar voice rang out.
Laxus turned around to the familiar voice and saw Loke standing there with his arms around two women. All three of them had their hair messed up from the static electricity in the hallways.
"Annoying Lion. Do you have any idea of the mess you and Bix made in Magnolia?" Laxus let out a little more electricity to show his annoyance.
Loke readjusted his glasses with confidence, "My apologies. I didn't know there was a health issue at the time." The women wriggled out of his arms and ran down the hall away from the scary lightning mage. "Now look what you did, you scared away the girls."
Laxus turned and started walking again, "It's better that they ran, we are expecting a recurrence of the disease tomorrow."
It stayed quiet and Laxus realized that Loke stopped following him so he turned around again to see what he was up to. Loke was frozen in his steps, "Re-recurrence…?"
Laxus' eyes narrowed, "You already slept with them, didn't you?"
Loke started sweating a bit, "A gentleman never kisses and tells…" Loke readjusted his tie and started following Laxus.
"I can't wait until this shitty job is over." He stopped at a door that had the strongest scent of the sky dragon slayer and knocked.
The door opened to reveal a sleepy Carla. She rubbed her eyes, "Laxus! The members of Blue Pegasus are using too much of Wendy's magic! She's just a little girl so she shouldn't have to deal with their ridiculous STD's or that old creepy perv, Doranbol-"
"Just get Wendy out to the main hall so the others won't die." Laxus stated, very bored with Carla's rant. "This is Wendy's first S-Class mission so it's normal that she's so fatigued."
Carla watched as Laxus walked away. A few members of Blue Pegasus walking down the hall cowered as he passed them. The angry exceed slammed the door shut.
"Wendy… it's time to wake u- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Carla's fur raised on her back out of surprise and anger.
Wendy was sitting on the bed rubbing her eyes sleepily with Doranbolt sitting next to her, running his fingers through her hair to gently wake her.
"I was in the main hall when one of the patients started convulsing from a high temperature. She's needed immediately." He smirked and pulled her onto his lap.
"YOU FUC-" Carla growled as they disappeared.
Back in the Blue Pegasus main guild hall:
Erza, Natsu, Happy, Grey, Lucy and Mira waited to greet their guild mates when they arrived.
*CRASH* The doors to the main hall were roughly kicked open. Gajeel stomped in followed by Pantherlily, Freed, Levy, and the wagon carrying the three infected women.
"More of Reedus' purple pigs! I'm all fired up!" Natsu started scratching their heads while licking his lips.
"Don't even think about it, Salamander! The one on the left is mine!" Gajeel shoved Natsu away from his claimed boar.
The three sick women in the wagon whimpered as Gajeel got closer to them. The small script mage tried to calm them down.
"Gajeel! You're scaring the ladies again!" Levy pulled on his arm in a sad attempt to prevent him from fighting with Natsu.
Freed pulled a large bag off of the wagon. "Mira, I know you left in a hurry. Lisanna packed a bag with your personal belongings and asked me to give it to you."
Jenny Realight intercepted the bag, "Oh, I got that for you, Mira." She smiled with an evil glint in her eye. "I'll take this to your room for you."
"Let me help you with that," Mira insisted to her modeling career rival.
"No, no. You guys have done so much to help my guild. Atleast let me get you settled in for the night. I insist." She smirked and dragged away Mira's bag.
"You're going to let that crazy bitch take your bag?" Gajeel raised a studded eyebrow at the she-demon.
"Of course! Jenny is my friend!" Mira smiled and tilted her head sweetly.
"I sense a malicious energy coming from your friend," a voice came from underneath the wagon.
"MAVIS?!" The Fairy Tail members exclaimed as she crawled out from under the wagon.
"Yes. The master of Blue Pegasus is a former member of Fairy Tail so I tagged along to see how his guild is growing." Mavis gestured over to Master Bob who waved back at her with a limp wrist.
"Well, now I know why Gajeel didn't give the women a hard time on the way here. He must have known that Mavis was with us…" Levy put a finger to her chin and remembered his peculiar behavior on this trip.
"Hmph." Gajeel crossed his arms over his chest which confirmed Levy's suspicion. "I smelled her on the wagon when we left. I have no idea why she rode underneath like a serial killer instead of with the girls."
"They would have sensed my presence and the poor dears were already frightened enough. Plus, Sixth will be relieved to hear that you didn't terrorize the women again." Mavis waved as she floated to the bar to chat with her former colleague.
Pantherlily watched as Mavis floated away, "I have a feeling that Master asked Mavis to keep an eye on you, Gajeel."
"That ghost girl doesn't scare me," Gajeel transformed his arm into a large chainsaw and took a swipe at one of the warthogs which made the women scream in terror.
Just before the chainsaw saw was about to slash off the pig's head, Erza stopped it with her adamantine armor. "Bickslow just sanitized these floors! You and Natsu take the boars outside. Freed, confine them so we can cook them for the meals tomorrow! Bickslow, get me a cheesecake with extra strawberries!"
Bickslow groaned and turned to the enchanted mops that were cleaning the floors, "Come on, Babies. Time to go back into your dolls."
The five dolls sitting on the bar came back to life as the mops fell to the floor lifeless.
"Oooh, there are so many different ways you can use seith magic. Think of all the fun toys you can possess…," Master Bob blushed as he winked at Bickslow.
Bickslow hurried out of the room with his babies following.
"Come on, Iron Face! I'll race you outside!" Natsu climbed on top of one of the warthogs.
Upon that challenge, Gajeel excitedly climbed onto the other warthog and morphed his hand into a steel blade which he swung behind him to cut the ropes that attached the pigs to the wagon. Freed sighed as he calmly walked after the rowdy dragon slayers riding the over sized warthogs, leaving Levy alone with the women in the wagon.
Erza requipped her sword away and straightened out her armor. "I'm going to go make sure there are enough strawberries on my cheese cake."
After Erza had left the main hall, Wendy and Doranbolt phased next to the patients and the young dragon slayer went right to work healing Nichiya.
Ichiya sat next to his twin soul and cried on an annoyed ice mage's shoulder. "Men… my cat is too handsome to die."
When she was finished healing the rest of the Blue Pegasus members, Levy called over to her from the wagon. "Wendy, do you have enough energy to heal the women from Magnolia?"
"Hi, Levy! Yes, I can heal them now." Wendy happily skipped over to the small script mage with Doranbolt slowing walking behind her.
The women still trembled from the verbal abuse from the iron dragon slayer. As soon as they were healed, the purple rune barriers dissipated. They were surprised to see that this 'S-Class' healing mage was just a little girl, but they thanked her profusely anyways.
"Hello, ladies." A smooth voice came from behind the dragon slayer. "I see that you just couldn't wait to see me again." The women scrambled out of the wagon and ran into Loke's arms crying about how mean Black Steel Gajeel was to them. "Don't worry, Ladies. If you stay close to me I can protect you from that jealous dragon." The celestial spirit held out his elbows so the women could hang on him and escorted them out of the main hall.
Tears came out of Wendy's eyes. She knew she would have to heal them all over again tomorrow. She could smell several of the female Blue Pegasus members on the lion already.
Gray started scratching at his naked chest. "If you're done for the day, Wendy, I would like to go to bed. I'm exhausted and my skin feels dry."
Wendy watched him scratch himself, "Um, yeah. I have only a little bit of magic left and I was going to use it on Mr. Doranbolt's hand."
"Alright, goodnight everybody." The naked ice mage left the main hall.
Wendy turned to Doranbolt, "You're the last one for the night!" She smiled as she took his hand and healed the deep burn.
"Thank you, Wendy. You're incredible." He smiled gently at her and left his hand in her small hands.
Levy raised an eyebrow at the awkward exchange.
Carla came floating into the main hall in a much better mood, "Wendy, you're done for the day! Bickslow is making strawberry cheesecake for everyone in the kitchen." The white exceed smiled at Levy and Wendy before she turned to the council member, "Oh, and Doranbolt, Erza said that she needed you outside for something."
"Yum, cheesecake sounds good! Come on, Levy, lets go to the kitchen! I'll see you in the morning, Mr. Doranbolt!" Wendy waved happily and made her way to the kitchen with her exceed and the petite script mage.
"Goodnight, Wendy." Doranbolt watched as they walked away and then hesitated a bit before he teleported outside of the guild to meet Erza...
Outside the guild:
Freed grumbled as he continued to set up the ruins to cage the warthogs until their slaughter tomorrow. "Do you guys have to be so noisy?"
"Go, Natsu!" Happy cheered from the sidelines.
The poor pigs squealed in terror as the dragon slayers raced each other on their backs. Gajeel morphed his feet into large spurs and continued to kick his hog as it raced toward the finish line while Natsu heated his body to make his hog race faster.
*CRUNCH* Neither of the dragons slayers had a chance to slow down when a high ranking council member phased directly in their path.
"That… bitch…" The bloody mess managed to cough out.
"Ew. What's that?" Natsu pointed at the mass of torn flesh and broken bones that groaned in pain from the dirt.
Gajeel sniffed the unidentifiable person, "Uh, I think it's Mest."
"Mest, you made me lose to Gajeel, you jerk!" Natsu whined.
"Lily, Salamander admits defeat!"
"It's not fair, Mest got in my way! I demand a rematch!"
"He got in my way, too! I won fair and square!"
Lily shook his head, "I'll go get Wendy."
Freed rubbed his temples, "This is why I never hang out at the guild…"
Doranbolt deeply regretted listening to Carla, the future-seeing exceed. He was sure that she had deliberately waited until the perfect moment to tell him to go outside otherwise he could have used his teleportation magic to avoid being trampled by large boars. He was definitely going to get Carla back for this...
ANNOUNCEMENT! A bonus chapter is currently being drafted to accompany Wendy's First S-Class Mission. It will be Erza's mandatory sex-ed class. However, it will be rated M since it is a sexual education course. If you're not the type to be interested in rated M fics, then don't worry - it will be published separately as it is just bonus material. Follow The Evil Stick if interested!
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