[Naruto]

Rather Good Fakes

[Naruhina]

It's been a while since the last Naruhina, hasn't it, folks? To be truthful, I really, actually don't ship this. Well, really, I don't ship anyone at all in Naruto. I'm not a big Naruto fan, even though I still love Naruto. It's just that, wow, really? I rather ship those hot guys with myself.

XD

Anyways, enjoy.

WARNING :: OCC, AU, SCARYNESS, FUNNY, RANDOM, WTF, AND WHYNESS.

"Genma! Come here!"

"N-Now, Hinata-chan, let's think this out rationally-"

"Genma!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Oh, you better be sorry!" Hinate growled, while tapping her foot impatiently. "Why wereyou cheating on me?!"

Genma raised an eyebrow. "What are you talking about?! I didn't cheat on you!"

"Oh really?! Then why did Lee tell me you were kissing some other girl?"

Genma's face went blank as he tried to remember if that ever happened. Then it came to him.

He was walking down the street, minding his own business, when a random ninja girl from one of the other villages grabbed his hand and ran into a shop. He had started to question her and such, but was quickly stopped by her lips. Too shocked to do anything, he had watched the girl peer outside and then take off.

Genma quickly told his girlfriend all of this and bit his lip as he watched her hand come up. He squeezed his eyes shut and waited for the punishment to be inflicted. But it came in a light flick. Confused, he opened his eyes to find his girlfriend looking at the ground.

"Hinata-sama?" he questioned.

She looked up, sad. "Please don't let that happen to you ever again, hai?"

Surprised he had gotten off with such a light warning, he nodded, and started to turn and leave, but was stopped by the next thing she said.

"Where do you think you're going?"

Genma laughed nervously. "I thought we were done-"

"We're not done, until I say we're down!" Hinata yelled.

"Well, you're one demented couple," Tsunada mumbled to Naruto and Hinata, as everybody watched the glass ball.

"H-Hey!" Naruto whined. "That's not even actually us! They're fakes!"

"Rather good fakes," Hinata muttered to herself. Then in an even lower voice, "I wish I was her."

- - emeralddrop / rico