A/N: So another AU fanfic has joined the group. Yay. Just to make things clear, no bending, Toph is blind, sense people using her feet. Blah blah. Read on my squishies. Also, sadly, ATLA does not belong to me and neiher fo the characters. Disclaimer: Do not understand why this is needed but continue.
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Toph was in some deep shit. Like really deep shit.
Upon arriving in her oh so glorious home she senses a bald dude. Is that in now?
"Toph! What a pleasure, you're home on time for once."
"Shut it Pops. Who's Baldy over here?" And because of this one line, she learned that this cheerful little thing would be living with her. In her house.
"Isn't that wonderful?" The cheer in her mother's voice was too much to bear.
"What a joyous occasion mother. Should I sing and dance for him too?"
Lao, her so-called "Pops", grunted, "Toph, please try and respect this young man. For me."
"The only ounce of respect for him has been shoved up someone's ass."
"Toph! Language!" The high-pitched shriek of her mother rattles all of their eardrums.
"Uh, can i say something?"
"Oh! Yes, of course. Go ahead Aang." Poppy, aka the shrieky mother, has spoken.
"SPEAK, THING!"
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I have taken to calling Thing whenever I feel the boredom. Even if I can't see, it is entertaining making him grovel before me. Heh.
"May I get up?"
"NEVER HAHAHA YOU MUST OBEY THE MELONLORD."
"Yes ma'am." He sniffled. Hmph. Pathetic.
I sigh. "Get up."
He jumps up and dusts himself off. Right in my face. I resist the urge to gouge his eyes out by sending him away. But not without several new bruises.
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I don't understand why Toph hates me so much. Is it my fault that Gyatso opted to send me off? I think not.
"THING. I REQUIRE YOUR PRESENCE." Her voice echoes throughout the entire house. I sigh and begin the painful walk to her room.
"You called?" I open the door to find her sprawled on the floor surrounded by books.
"THING! YOU HAVE ARRIVED I SEE!"
"Toph. You're blind."
"Hush hush. Details aren't important, Thing. I require your help. For a task of utmost importance." She has an intimidating aura at the moment. Even more intimidating than usual. I fear for my life.
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A/N: First Taang fanfic. So please don't sugarcoat this crap.