A/N: Hmm. I think I should have lengthier chapters for I have reached the 100 view mark! Thank you my squishies and thank you Kamon772 for the reviews and I think Sokka would find it hilarious that Toph 'thank god finally' gave someone else a bad nickname. But at least Thing is manlier than Twinkletoes amirite?

These characters don't belong to me blah blah.

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I was frustrated. I couldn't help it, could I? Aang was draping himself all over my Katara! I mean Katara. She belongs to herself. But really, is Katara a bed or couch or something? Because right now I am ready to maim him.

"Onhon Sparky. I see that jealousy is brewing." Toph chuckled. And whenever Toph chuckles, it turns into one of her manic laugh fests. "Hehehe. HEHEHE. HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHHEEEE."

"Toph, please calm down."

"SHUT IT THING. NEVER INTERRUPT ANYTHING I DO. NOW GROVEL." Aang gets down on the floor at her feet. And Toph has conquered Mr. Katara totally likes me just because I'm draping myself all over her. Reclaiming my rightful position(of honor), I flop down next to Katara. I hmph and attempt to doze off.

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I watched as Zuko flopped down after me. He smirked at Aang and then closed his eyes. So he sits next to me to do what, nothing? I nudge him with my foot. He opened his good eye and nudged me back. I WOULD NOT LOSE THIS NUDGE BATTLE. And alas, I finally won when i tickled his feet. Heh. His only weak spot.

"VICTORY!" Toph turns in my direction and so does Aang.

"Sweetness. Are you cuddling with Sparky?" Toph emits a noise. Something like a squeal? Or close to a squeal. Toph doesn't squeal. Ever. Toph doesn't do a lot of things. Hmm.

"No!" However, my retorts did nothing to stop yet another 'manic laugh fest'. According to Zuko, Toph is prone to them.

"Toph?" Aang sounds slightly muffled. Must be because his face would forever leave a mark in the dirt now.

"WHAT DO YOU NEED THING?" She promptly sits on his back. There's gonna be a permanent face now.

"Toph just get off of Aang." Zuko stiffens when I say his name. Strange.

"Fine mom." Toph attacks me by rolling her eyes.

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The most beautiful person to ever exist in the world has defended me. I think I might die from happiness. Except that might be a bit troublesome. Toph would somehow find a way to pester me even in death. My thoughts drift back to the most beautiful person to ever exist in the world which I have conveniently shortened to TMBPTEEITW. Yes. Perfect. It brings out her entire essence, doesn't it? I glance at TMBPTEEITW and strangely, she's lying on the couch next to Zuko. Why can't I take his place? My sighs apparently annoy Toph because next thing I know, I'm back on the floor with my face planted firmly in the dirt. I finally realize something. Why didToph bring me to her 'super secret fort that no one can get into except for like five people so feel special Thing'?

"SWEETNESS. THING. COME." TMBPTEEITW rolls her eyes. Beautifully, I might add. Zuko looks upset that TMBTEEITW left him. "Don't be too jealous Sparky." Toph's sickeningly sweet tone could give me cavities.

"Yes Toph?" Even she can make annoyance sound so pretty.

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I roll my eyes when I hear Thing sigh dreamily. At Sweetness. It makes me want to vomit. Twice. But it's time to set my plan in action. Thing's demise. He'll never want to stay around and I can finally have a nice peaceful life without him there. Constantly. Even though I call him it's still his fault.

"Oh Sweetness!"

A/N: I feel incredibly awkward writing. It just doesn't feel natural when I read stuff so I really admire people who can write and make it seem like a conversation between themselves and the pages. Until tomorrow my squishies.