A/N: So I've breached 275 views. Thank you. Thank you. And to Qwerty124, I'll be developing the main concept of the whole plan in this particular chapter. And sorry I haven't been active for a couple of days. Busy days. Also, I'll try updating at least twice a week.
ATLA doesn't belong to me. Sigh.
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My plan was about to commence. At a glance, it was a simple plan. Manipulate Thing into confessing his undying love for Sweetness. That would be enough to humiliate him and drive him away. Oho but no. It was much more complicated. So complicated that this plan required three phases. Three dastardly phases. This plan would ensure that Thing would get out. And stay out.
The first phase was easy. Simply goad Thing into confessing his 'undying love' for Sweetness in the hallways. And make sure it's loud. And when he does everyone will hear. And I mean everyone. News like this spreads like wildfire. Not that I know what those look like. I've never seen one. Or anything in that matter. Continuing on. Once people know of this, the real fun will begin, obviously because of Sweetness' everything, people adore her. Scratch that. Everyone who meets her adores her. Hell even I don't hate her. And I hate easily. Anyways, because of Sweetness' ability to make everyone love here, Thing would immediately be attacked by her loyal followers. Shit. Sweetness should lead a cult. She already has devoted followers. Mental high-five!
Phase two was a little more difficult. Since phase one wouldn't cause Thing to leave town forever, I would have to take more drastic measures. Just reminding people of his unforgivable deed was enough to set people off. I had to tell the whole town, including the police chief, aka Snoozles and Sweetness' father, Hakoda. Hakoda would give Thing enough incentive to leave, even without their terrifying Gran Gran. Shudder. The name sounds innocent, but I'm telling you, Gran Gran is a beast. She may be old, but she's fiercer than Hakoda if it comes to her grandkids. Lesson to all the non-believers out there, never cross Gran Gran. Unless you have a death wish of course, if so, go ahead. Die.
And lastly, phase three, which I have conveniently named, 'The Demise of Thing'. Heh. This phase would involve him accomplishing the worst crime to ever occur in this town. Kissing Sweetness. Even if by accident, no one would believe him. No one kisses Sugar Queen in this town without people coming after them. Only person to get away with this crime was Princess Sparky, and the only reason was that she protected him, which I highly doubt she'll do with Thing. Obviously since she has a crush the size of Snoozles' appetite on Sparky. And this phase would still work without a hitch even if all else fails.
But if all else does fail, I had a backup plan. Every evil genius needs one. Don't they? So, if all else fails, I shall unleash the kraken...
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A/N: I'm sorry, I did promise longer chapters, but I do like leaving a cliffhanger. Until next time my squishies.