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ATLA does not belong to me.

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Aang was confused. He had just entered the school grounds and Toph was acting as if he was her friend. I can't even fathom this. Being friends with Toph? How could anyone anyone be friends with her, especially TMBPTEEITW. She must be up to something. Or drugged. Maybe both. Probably both. Nothing would make Toph want to be friends with me. Not even if there was a gun to her head. But maybe I'm hallucinating. Possible.

"Aang?" And she's calling me by my actual name. I think Toph needs the hospital. "I called your name at least twice."

"Uh..." I don't even know what to say. She said my name 'at least twice' and I think that it's a miracle. I'll have to make sure this isn't a dream. "Toph. Punch me."

"With pleasure!" Crap. Why would I ask her to punch me. I could've asked TMBTEEITW since she's right there. OMG. SHE HAS GRACED ME WITH HER PRESENCE. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A DREAM.

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Thing visibly swoons at the sight of Sugar Queen. Insert eye roll. Ugh. But I have already lured him into a false sense of security by using something called friendliness. I know, it's crazy right?

"So Sweetness, Aang's been telling me he quite fancies you." I giggle. Never thought that was possible actually.

From the sound of things, he sputters. While spitting all over me. I wipe my face down. "I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT YOU!"

"Oh, so you find her below your standards?"

"I DIDN'T SAY THAT."

"You implied it Aang. Tsk tsk."

"Aang?" Sugar Queen seems confused. And how the calamity begins.

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For some reason, Toph just has to wreak havoc. And the victim of this is Aang, the bane of her existence.

"Aang?" But still it confuses me, why is Aang trying so hard?

"I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T FANCY YOU. IT'S JUST I DIDN'T SAY IT. I DO FANCY YOU."

I'm utterly shocked at the information that Aang has just provided everyone with. And Zuko is fast approaching. Toph grins widely. Zuko's going to kill Aang. I need to calm Zuko down and scold Toph. I mean really, she just basically gave Aang a death wish. Death by Zuko. Oh dear.

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THAT LITTLE BRAT. HOW DARE HE EVEN THINK HE COULD JUST CONFESS TO KATARA LIKE THAT. I MEAN PLENTY OF GUYS DO BUT THERE IS A PROCESS. THEY HAVE TO AT LEAST ASK SOKKA. I MEAN REALLY. SOKKA WOULDN'T EVEN ACCEPT AANG. HE'S A WIMP. AND THIS IS NOT JEALOUSY. I'M JUST VERY PROTECTIVE OF KATARA. SHE'S IMPORTANT.

"AANG. WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO DEAL WITH."

"Zuko..." AND KATARA'S EVEN TRYING TO DEFEND HIM. THAT IS CRAZY. AND ANOTHER REASON WHY I SHOULD KILL HIM. DEATH BY ZUKO.

"KATARA I SHOULD REALLY TEACH HIM A LESSON." And Katara glares.

"About what exactly?" Err.

"Proper etiquette?" Oh no.

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"We are going to have a talk! Both of you!" Sugar Queen rants. And rants. It's a miracle a teacher hasn't given us detention yet. Then again, Sweetness is a perfect role model. She doesn't rant without a reason. "Toph! Are you listening?"

"Yes mother."

"Toph!"

"Err Katara? I'm really sorry and all but Aang got away and we have business to attend to." Insert yet another eye roll. Tsk. Sparky just dug his own grave.

"AND WHAT BUSINESS IS THIS?" I take the chance to slip away... Except it's too late. Princess Sparkles just has to drag me back into the conversation. "REALLY BOTH OF YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF." Have I mentioned that Sugar Queen talks weird when she's mad. Who even says 'ought'?

"The business in which I have to protect you from him?" Really, Sparky, shut up. I elbow him. Hard. Hopefully, he gets the message. Luckily, he shuts up.

"NO ONE HAS TO PROTECT ME FROM ANYONE." And she seethes.

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