A/N: And onto phase two!

ATLA does not belong to me. Bleh.

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Phase one was a success! I would celebrate my victory with Sugar Queen and Sparky if not for the simple fact that I, badass Melon Lord, work alone. Sigh. The downside of being a badass. But still, this calls for celebration! I invite Sweetness and Princess Sparkles over for pizza and sodas. And now to wait in the fort.

The fort is basically just a tiny hut that I bought, with my own money mind you, not my parents'. Thankfully, it's over lovely dirt, so I can see most of the time. The hut's maybe the size of a closet. And closets in our house are huge. Huge, I tell you! We could fit ten regular closets in there!

Anyway, I feel several people walking here. Who did Sweetness and Sparky bring? But, lo and behold. They are Snoozles and Thing?

"WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!" RAGE COURSES THROUGH MY VEINS. HE SHOULD NOT BE HERE. THIS CELEBRATION IS AGAINST HIM! AGAINST HIM! UGH.

"We thought since you invited us, Aang would be welcome too." Sweetness smiles, you guessed it, sweetly. Ugh. You could get a cavity from all the sweet.

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I don't understand why Toph is so enraged. I live in her house! Her futile attempts at banishing me are batted away by TMBPTEEITW.

"FINE. I WILL ALLOW HIS PRESENCE IN THIS CELEBRATION." Toph huffs and stalks away. To the other side of the room.

"Err, Toph? What exactly are we celebrating?" I turn to my rival for TMBPTEEITW's love, Zuko. Sneer

"GOOD QUESTION SPARKY. WE ARE CELEBRATING..." She pauses for 'dramatic effect' and her head swivels around the room, her blind gaze searching in vain for what she cannot see. "THING'S BEAUTIFUL CONFESSION OF FEELINGS TO OUR VERY OWN SWEETNESS!" Oh no. Sokka, TMBPTEEITW's own big brother is after me now. Adding on to the list of people who want to rip me apart.

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There are several good synonyms for trouble. They include disorder, disobedience, and Toph. She's sent not only Zuko, but Sokka running after Aang. I have to stop this, even if Zuko looks cute when angry, I have to stop this before Aang is torn apart. And he curently is being torn apart. Seems like Zuko and Sokka are playing a riveting game of tug of war. And the rope is Aang.

"Zuko, let go of Aang." He sighs. Looks like Zuko can't disobey me, huh? Heh. I can use that to my advantage. But when he smirks, I know that Zuko's another synonym for trouble.

The moment he lets go, calamity ensues. Sokka and Aang are piled on top of each other. On the couch, thank god. And Zuko's fallen on his ass while Toph laughs her ass off. Hopefully, Zuko has a bruise on his ass because he completely deserves it.

"Aang! Sokka! Are you alright?" My maternal instincts leap and I fuss over them.

"Hey! What about me?" Zuko stands, rubbing his ass. Hmph. He deserves that.

"You..." I glare at him. "You are a naughty child!"

And again he smirks. "What's my punishment?" I take to whacking Zuko with the closest thing I can grab. Which happens to be a slice of pizza? Err.

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Toph's little celebration turns into a food fight. Pizza is strewn across the room and Sokka continues throwing pieces of pepperoni at Toph. Meanwhile Toph is concocting a little present for Sokka. And she's managed to drag him into this too. Hmph. Aang.

"Here Snoozles. A peace offering." Toph smiles sweetly and Sokka, the idiot he is, actually takes the cup of soda Toph gives him. And Aang is right behind him aiming a couple of Mentos at the cup. Sigh. Children.

"GAH!" Aang actually managed to land one into Sokka's cup. Katara groans.

"Toph. Aang."

"Mother." Toph mimics her. I roll my eyes. Katara tries talking again but Toph's already moved on. "You know, you're not so bad Thing."

"Thanks?" It's the closest thing to a compliment anyone could get from Toph. Just in case he gets the wrong idea, she punches him. "Toph!" He whines. Ugh. Children.

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HAHA. THING IS QUITE THE PARTNER IN CRIME. HOWEVER MY PLAN MUST GO ON. WITHOUT A HITCH. TIME FOR PHASE TWO.

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A/N: Longer chapters starting now! Also, since school's about to begin I'll probably only update on weekends. I'm sorry my squishies. Review, review, review!