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Pointless Trivia- The original idea for this story, a girl confessing to Haruhi, came to me when re-re-re-watching Ouran. It made me laugh at the idea that they would be fecked if a girl confessed, Haruhi is blunt but she doesn't like hurting people and Kyoya wouldn't do anything to harm the club so probably wouldn't let her tell the truth. I just don't see how they didn't think of that when they asked her to work there... yes I talk like they're real.


"Senpai?"

Haruhi took in the enraged form of Honey through the heavy rain. He had been slammed into and he hadn't moved an inch, he had caught her and put her out of harm's way. Once again she was impressed by the boy who had become a brother too her.

"You do not come near my friends."

He didn't shout, he spoke calmly but the sound carried over the sound of the pouring rain and to the mugger wannabe. The scraggly man shuddered but still clearly liked his odds, the knife glinting in his hand giving him false confidence. He lunged at Honey who dodged easily, the man looked confused by the disappearance of the boy but as he saw Haruhi again he quickly forgot about the other boy and dived towards her. He grabbed her legs just as Honey had gotten hold of his and swung him off her. This unfortunately caused the blade to catch her leg and dag down slicing both trousers and skin.

She was so focused on the pain in her legs that she barely noticed Honey finishing the guy off, or saw him walking towards her.

"Haru Chan, I'm sorry he hurt you because of me." Haruhi looked at the blonde boy who in turn was looking utterly shame faced. She latched her arms around his neck and hugged him tightly to her. "Honey senpai, if it weren't for you... I don't know what he might have done to me." She held him a bit longer before letting go and trying to stand. This, however, did not go well. Partially due to cold, partially due to shock and partially due to pain her legs cramped up.

She looked helplessly at her tiny senpai as she struggled in vain again to get up, it hurt so much. He looked at her before bending slightly and managing to scoop her up into his arms bridal style. It was surreal to be held so firmly into the chest of someone who barley reached her shoulders. She had worried that she would be too heavy for him but he didn't seem to mind. He carried her to his car and told the chauffer to get them to the school quickly, Ouran's medical facilities were better than any hospital around here.

Both were so wrapped up in their thoughts that they didn't see the defeated man crawling to the closest pay phone; he had a bone to pick with his boss. They also missed another black limo speeding past them in the direction of Ouran Academy.


"What were you thinking?" Haruhi glanced at the soaked boy next to her, they had been driving for five minutes and this was the first time he had spoken to her. "What do you mean Honey senpai?"

Honey clenched his fists and bit his lip too avoid snapping at the girl who he saw as a little sister. Her naivety was cute but when she went down dark alleys by herself in rain storms and nearly got herself killed he found it so hard not to shout at her. He was cute, he wasn't stupid. He saw so much more than other people did, he knew that if he hadn't saved her so many people would have suffered.

"You could have gotten yourself killed Haruhi, that man would have killed you." "It was an accident; I missed a turning and got lost. I tried to go back the way I came but he blocked my way so I ran. He started chasing me and then we ran into you." Honey looked troubled, "So you didn't do anything to provoke him?" Haruhi just shook her head. "He probably recognised my uniform and thought I would be rich, easy pickings." Honey didn't quite buy that, he was sure he had seen that man before but he couldn't quite place him. Honey felt seriously worried for the oblivious girl next to him.


Yoshio Pov

As expected I got a phone call at exactly eight thirty this morning. Everything must have gone well. By now Kyoya has saved the girl and her trousers will be ripped. She's grateful to my son and she has no choice but to wear a girl's uniform since I had all the spare boys uniforms removed last night by my police force. It's not a marriage proposal but it's a start, he will be her hero and she will fall for him. Perfect.

"Hello, you don't need to tell me how it went I already know."

"Oh really, you told me I would have to hold off your son, correct?" Yoshio frowned, why did he sound so angry he knew what he was being paid for. Attack the girl, fight off his son, don't harm them but damage her clothes. That was what he was told to do. "Yes that is what you were meant to do. You haven't hurt them have you?"

"Hurt them? HURT THEM! You failed to mention that I would be jumped by the Haninozuka kid. I couldn't have hurt her if I had tried. Your fucking son... didn't even show up." Yoshio snapped the pen that was in his hand, spilling ink all over himself. "What do you mean Kyoya wasn't there?" "Just what I said, he didn't come and I was beaten up by a fucking midget. You had better pay me extra 'cause you really screwed me over." With that the hired thug hung up the phone and Yoshio was left with a buzzing in his head from all his thoughts... and the dial tone.

How could that have happened? The plan had been perfect, Kyoya's driver would 'take a wrong turn' and his son would see the girl in distress and would jump to her aid. She would fall in love with him, Yoshio would give the ok, Kyoya would marry her and once she became a lawyer she would prove to be a valuable asset to the Ootori family.

Why was this so hard? He had done everything right, he had blocked up the turning Haruhi usually took so that she would walk straight past it, he had paid a thug to threaten her, planned for his son to be there. What he hadn't counted on was the direction, if he had thought that through then this mess wouldn't have happened.

He slammed his hand on his desk; this was going to be harder than he thought. He rubbed his face and laughed. He was up for the challenge.

"Um sir." He looked at the maid who had just given him his morning coffee. "Yes?" "You have some...stuff, on your face." He glanced at his reflection in the coffee and sure enough he had an enormous streak of ink running from the level of his eyes down to his chin. He glared at the giggling maid as he tried to rub it off. This was Haruhi Fujioka's fault.


Honey helped Haruhi walk into the school, his coat tied around her waist covering the front of her legs and hers tied so it covered the back. The thug had cut her pants in such a way it showed the bottom of her knickers and way too much leg to be walking into the school. The pain had ebbed but she was still bleeding and it looked pretty deep at the bottom. Thanks to her sitting with her legs together he had managed to cut both of them. All in all this was not Haruhi's day.

By the time she had gotten to the medical room rumours had spread all round the school and the rest of the host club members were waiting for them. Tamaki and the twins were crying and raving so she walked straight past them. Kyoya stood to one side by the door, holding it open as she limped past him. Honey stayed outside to explain what had happened to the other boys as she got treated by the nurse.

Except for the bottom of the cuts she was fine; they put some antiseptic cream on them. The bottom required stitches because of the depth, when Honey dragged the man off of her the knife had dug into her skin and had pressed deeply when he tried to stop himself being taken by the freakishly strong boy. It had really hurt to have the stitches but she forced herself not to make any noise since she could see the shadows of the host club on the windows. The nurse left to get her a new pair of trousers and she called the impatient boys in.

"Are you ok Haruhi?" she smiled at the boy who was hugging his rabbit protectively against his chest. She nodded "Yes Tamaki senpai I feel fine. I think Honey senpai wants his rabbit back though." Sure enough Honey snatched the rabbit back of the whimpering king before viciously slamming a scraggly looking teddy down on the floor. "Not my teddy bear." Haruhi shook her head at the boys' antics. Soon the nurse ushered them outside to give her some privacy before telling Haruhi they could find no spare male uniforms.

"I'll keep looking dear but we can't find any." "Oh, um... thanks, you don't have to trouble yourself." "It's no trouble dear, bless you." The kindly woman walked out muttering about how sweet commoners were these days. Haruhi felt sufficiently awkward sitting in a hospital gown with shadows outside the windows because the boys hadn't left yet.

"Haruhi?" she jumped and screamed. She hadn't seen that Kyoya hadn't left the room yet. If she had been feeling awkward before, that was just too warm her up for this monstrous bout of holy- crap-uncomfortable. There he was, the boy who she had snogged, the boy with his own police force...before it had seemed like a bad idea but when she put it all together it was impossible to think how it might ever have been a good idea. Once again she imagined the angry bear only this time it was wielding a machete, daring her to poke it with the stick.

She was snapped out of her horror filled day dream by the bed tipping slightly to one side. Haruhi looked at her shadowy senpai sitting on the bed... willingly. "Um senpai, are you ok?" he looked at her, just looked at her. She found herself staring at his eyes, they were beautiful. Brown and grey pools, she hadn't gotten a good look at them when they were at the beach because she had been busy looking at his lips, wondering if he was going to kiss her and then feeling very stupid when she realised he was trying to teach her a lesson. They were well hidden behind his glasses and he was a pro at angling his head to the light hid his eyes. Maybe he should try and patent that, the 'Kyoya head tilt'. Haruhi felt it was a shame that he didn't wear contacts or at least try to show them off more.

She was so wrapped up in her musings she hadn't realised that he had noticed her staring. He was staring right back with a slight smirk playing on his lips. "Haruhi perhaps I should start charging, I'm sure a photo would last longer but it will cost more."

He took pleasure in watching the blush spread across her face. It was fun winding her up, it took away the anxiety he had felt when he had heard a group of students saying she was hurt. He had felt his chest tighten in an odd way and he had run alongside the other hosts to get to the medical room, that girl was way too careless, being pushed off things and attacked and...And she was a careless idiot. He didn't want to admit that it frightened him, as far as anyone else was concerned he was worried about the lost money from Haruhi's clients since she would have to go home today and Ranka may not let her come back in for tomorrow. Not to mention the damages to her uniform.

"Haruhi, I will take you home, your father has been told and has asked me to stay with you till he can get home tonight." He felt a small thrill go through him at the look of dread that crossed her face, she couldn't hide anything, it was refreshing being in the presence of someone who was genuine and sincere.

"You called my dad. Oh god how did he take it? Am I still allowed to come here?" Kyoya nodded, "Yes Haruhi, I called your father and I persuaded him to let you stay but, as I said before, it was on the condition that I take you home and stay with you and that I drive you to and from school from now on." He watched her nod along with what he had said and then gave her a countdown from five to click on to what exactly he had said.

5

'Trust dad to flip out, he didn't have to impose on Kyoya senpai like that though. I just bet that he adds it to my debt.'

4

'Too and from school every day?'

3

'I have to be in a car with Kyoya senpai every day...on my own.'

2

'I kissed him and now I have to spend time with him... not to mention the fact I've been crushing on him for ages... actually yes lets mention it, that is a terrible idea. I've been trying so hard to ignore those feelings I don't think I could cope with that everyday'

1

Fuck

"Erm, I don't think that is a good idea senpai. I mean that really isn't necessary. I'll be fine." Kyoya pushed his glasses further up his face whilst fighting back a smile. He could feel her tension and assumed it was too do with the kiss. Well she should feel tense because when he was threw with her she would know that she had marked herself as his from the first. He would enjoy possessing her. He would make sure she enjoyed it too. Eventually.

At that precise moment Tamaki burst back through the door and threw himself at the foot of the bed. "Daddies here now Haruhi, that mean old nurse, sent me away but I couldn't stay away and... Kyoya, why are you still in here?" Feeling thoroughly caught... and pissed Kyoya tilted his head causing his eyes to be hidden. Haruhi had to fight a giggle as the movement reminded her of 'the Kyoya head tilt', maybe she should suggest that to him, if it got any money it could go towards her debt. Then she thought about whom she would be 'joking' with and changed her mind.

'When did he get time to call my dad?'


Kyoya watched with a slight sneer on his face as his best friend and Haruhi talked for a while longer. He couldn't help the jealousy that boiled in his stomach as the blonde fawned over her and she didn't turn him away. That would have to stop. No-one else should be able to touch her and so help him if he thought that she enjoyed it. This was all being stored in his internal black book and when the time was right he would make her see the error of her ways.

He was finally pushed to his limits when the whimpering blonde grabbed her in a big hug and instead of pushing him away she lightly put her hands on his back. He fought back a snarl as he tore the confused blonde off of her. Two sets of confused eyes studied him as he pushed his glasses up since his sudden movement had caused them to fall down his face.

"Haruhi and I need to leave, Ranka asked me to take her home and if he calls the house at the moment she won't be there to answer it and he may panic. He has already threatened to have her pulled out of the school as it is let's not give him more reason to think about it." Both of them seemed to believe that that was the reason for the outburst. The nurse came back and told them that there wasn't a single pair of trousers in the entire school. Haruhi had given honey back his jacket so there was then the issue of how would she get out of the school. The timid nurse held up a girl's uniform and after a moment or so she went behind a curtain and slipped into the dress.

Tamaki followed them all the way to the limo and it was seriously beginning to play of Kyoya's last nerve. There was then an extended goodbye which consisted of Tamaki not letting them leave.

When he finally did go Kyoya was more angry then he could ever remember being. He couldn't stop his foot tapping against the door as they drove in silence towards Haruhi's 'home'. "Um, Kyoya senpai, thank you for doing this for me." "Whatever Haruhi. Just try not to waste anymore of my time."

Haruhi shuddered at his cold tone, "A machete that can fire missiles." "What?"

'Crap!'

"Nothing senpai."


There you go then. I may just keep the bear thing up for forever... just keep giving it weapons and personality quirks... btw after letting one of my friends read this they kindly pointed out 'a machete is a knife'... I know... That's what makes it weird and quirky but I'm assuming you all got that... god I hope you got it. =P

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Thursday is my results day for my first year at sixth form and I am shitting it, I'm convinced I've done badly so here's the thing if I don't get a chapter up before then, which I hope I will but plot bunnies are fleeting, it will either be a celebratory chapter or a I need cheering up with your reviews chapter.

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