So what do ya know chapter 2
right th boys will be a bit ooc, mainly Kenny but hopefully that wont last long.
I haven't checked this through properly so there will be mistakes, sorry, but I can never find them all and my grammar sucks.
I don't own south park.
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"And so Tom, today marks the 56th day that the world came to peace."
Kyle switched off the news as he got dressed for school. He was glad that the world had found peace, he truly was. There was this feeling though that he couldn't quite get rid of, like something really bad was going to happen.
He put it down mainly to growing up in South Park, but he never felt fully relaxed when everything seemed to be ok. Maybe Stan's cynicism has brushed off on him, but Kyle just knew something was going to happen.
For one, no one really knew why wars suddenly stopped, it just happened. One day, all the fighters basically went 'ah screw it' dropped their weapons and went home. It wasn't like all violence had stopped, there was still crimes and stuff, but no wars.
There was al ot less suffering in the world, it was a calmer place. How long for though, Kyle had no idea.
Thinking to himself, Kyle left his house and made his way to the bus stop to meet his friends. He buried his face in the collar of his jacket in attempt to block the bitter wind from scratching at his skin.
Really he could walk to school, it wasn't that far. Stan could argue that it was better for the environment and stuff like that, but it was tradition. It was sort of hard to stop it, they had been doing it for such a long time that none of the boys really considered any other way to get to school.
Until now that is, as Kyle cursed the cold and dreaded having to stand, freezing his balls off and wait for the bus to arrive. Then again, he really couldn't be bothered to walk to school anyway, and the bus was warm.
Upon reaching the bus stop, Kyle found that both Stan and Kenny were already there. Kenny used to be the last to arrive, but that changed once he started to live with Stan.
The blonde was standing particularly close to Stan, the latter appeared to say something and pat Kenny's shoulder. Not even noticing that Kyle had arrived. Since the beginning of the year, the two had gotten closer, which was a given as they now lived with each other.
To Kyle, they seemed to understand each other more, something that he wanted to be a part of, but felt as if there was something stopping him from doing so.
Stan was his super best bud still, always ready to hang out and do some dumb shit, but he always checked if Kenny had anything planned. Kyle wasn't jealous or anything, in fact he felt a bit guilty for not doing the same. He was bummed out that he was spending less time with Stan, but he did also get to spend more time with Kenny.
It was strange that he never really thought to hang out with the blonde unless he invited someone else along. It was rare that it was just him and Kenny hanging out, he wasn't sure why it was like that, it just always was. Since the fire though, he had been working to help Kenny a bit more. Like the singing, who knew Kenny could sing, Oprah at that?
Bit of a surprise hearing such a powerful voice come from the kid that usually was in the background and speech was muffled. He vaguely remembered a time where they told Kenny to sing better, but couldn't remember much of what happened to Kenny afterwards.
Still, he wondered what Stan had said to hodded boy. Stan's face looked a bit sympathetic, and when Kyle's meet with Stan's, he just knew that it was something that just couldn't fully understand.
That pissed him off.
Not really knowing if it was a blessing or a curse, Cartman walked up to them just as the other two finally greeted him, awkwardly. Sort of like he had something up his arse. It was a large arse after all, Kyle wouldn't be surprised if it had its own gravitational pull and just sucked everything up it.
He voiced this and therefore got stuck in a heated slanging match with the fat boy. If there was anything that Cartman was good for, it was letting off steam. If you wanted to manipulate someone, he would be good to go to as well, but that was all that Kyle was going to give him credit for.
Pinching the bridge of his nose, Stan let out a sigh aimed towards his two arguing friends. He then turned his attention back to the hodded boy beside him.
"You sure you're alright dude?" Stan had woken up yet again that night, seeing a bright light out of the corner of his eye. He had grown so used to the light, that he woke up easily and fetched some clothes for Kenny to grow into whenever it happened.
Kenny had saved up enough money from his singing gig to get a mattress to sleep on. He told Stan that he felt bad for waking him up due to his nightmare's. He didn't scream, he would just toss and turn in his sleep, bitting down on his lower lip to stop any noise escaping.
Of course Stan said that he didn't care, that he understood why Kenny did that, but Kenny could see that he was getting fed up of getting woken up. He never voiced it though and for that, Kenny was grateful.
Stan learnt not to ask too many questions about Kenny's deaths, according to the blonde, they happened less. They still hurt, alot.
The ones were his body was completely destroyed were few, and were the ones that Stan was really aware of. Several times throughout the school year he had died in such a manor, they were over half way through. The less body mutilating death, happened at least once a month, usually twice. None of which, Stan ever remembered, but he believed Kenny whenever the blonde told him.
"Just a satellite, nothing new." Kenny shrugged, in his 11 years of life, he had been killed by a satellite 4 times. He really wished that the government looked after their crap that they kept sending up into space, or at least warned people when they going to crash.
"Yeah dude, just because it has happened before, doesn't mean it's nothing."
"It's not, just, it has happened before. I have someone that believes me now, makes it easier." The blonde managed to act nonchalant about the whole thing, merely brushing it off.
Stan opened his mouth to retort, but stopped when Cartman interrupted.
"Shut your face you fucking Jew! Fucking piece of shit, get your fucking Jew nose out of my life you god damn Hippie!"
"Someone has some sand in their vagina." Stan muttered mainly to himself, but was loud enough for the others to hear. Judging by Kenny's muffled laughter and the ticked off expression on Eric's face, which was now aimed at Stan rather than Kyle.
"No I haven't got sand in my vagina Stanley, my ass fucking hurts!" The boys tried to suppress a laugh, normally they wouldn't bother but Cartman looked ready to explode.
Luck being on their side for once, the bus pulled up in front of them before anything else could be said. Stan and Kyle got on first, sitting next to each other two seats away from the back. Next on was Kenny, he hung back a bit, waiting for Cartman. Once Eric was on, Kenny sat down by the window, scooting as close to the side as he could so Cartman could have more room.
When the bus drove off, Kenny coughed into his hand to get Cartman's attention. The brunette turned his head to the side, anger still evident in his eyes, Kenny gestured with his hand for Cartman to talk.
"Seriouslah Kinny, I woke up this morning and my ass fucking hurts, and that fucking Jew pissed me off. I had some fucked up dream that had aliens in it and it felt like it happened before. Something doesn't feel right Kinny and it's not just my ass."
Just as Cartman finished explaining, a strange rumble bubbled in his gut, making him groan. Lilac eyes widen in shock when fire came out of Cartman's arse the same time he farted.
"Jesus Christ! What have you you been eating?"Kenny's muffled yell blended in with Butters' exclamation of "Oh hamburgers!" The bright blonde had to duck out of the way of the flames.
Butters cautiously peered over Cartman's seat to see what happened, whereas Scott next to him tried to get as far away as he could from the fat boy whilst still in his seat.
"Er, a-are you alright Eric?"
"Shut up Butters!"
"Oh, Ok." With that, Butters promptly sat back down in his seat, rubbing his knuckles together. Kenny had to take a few deep breaths to calm himself down, before he looked over his shoulder to look at Butters. The side of his chair was singed but he was fine.
Looking back at the brunette, Kenny could pick up on the panic in his eyes, mixed in with a bit of denial. Something about all of this seemed familiar to him, sort of like Daja vu.
"I know what you are going to say Kinny, but drop it. Too tired for some conspiracy bull shit."
"You might want to see a doctor about that." The blonde said as he stared out the window, if Cartman didn't want to make a fuss out of it, then Kenny would act like it wasn't important.
"No Kinny, I wasn't probed by aliens."
"I didn't say you were dude. I was talking about your fatass that probably needs size reduction and that's why it hurts so much. Like those women with the big titties that get back aches, your huge butt is too heavy to carry."
"Ay!" Cartman yelled and punched Kenny in the arm, only receiving laughter in response of the attack. Even Butters was laughing quietly to himself, not loud enough for Eric to hear though.
"I'll even come with you and drive the fork lift needed to get you on the fucking examination table."
"Ay, fuck you poor boy!" Cartman went to hit Kenny again, but paused when he realised what he said. He hadn't really said anything about Kenny being poor since the fire. It slipt out a few times, but it didn't have the same effect as it used to have. Especially as Kenny was now living with Stan, whose family was better off than Cartman's.
"I actually missed the poor boy insults. I haven't hit you for a while for using them, I enjoyed hitting you."
"Like your weak ass hits hurt."
"Well they would hurt you, as you're a fucking pussy."
"Like to hear you say that to the Coon, poor boy."
"Same to Mysterion, fatass."
"Neither are any match for the Mighty Professor Chaos!Muwahahahahaha!"
"God dammit Butters, Shut up!"
"Who is this Butters you speak of? He sounds like a real swell fella."
Kenny laughed under his breath as Eric and 'Professor Chaos' had argument. It was really only when Butters took on his alter ego, did he sort of stand up to Cartman, when ever it did happen it was hilarious to any onlookers.
With Cartman distracted, Kenny rested his cheek against the cold glass, watching South Park whizz by. What Eric had said about his dream and farting fire, it didn't sit well with Kenny.
He felt like he should remember something about this, it had happened before. It had to, the feeling of Daja vu was too strong. Whenever he got close to remembering, it just slipped from his grasp. It was infuriating. Was this what Stan felt like trying to remember his deaths?
It was fucking annoying.
Most things in Kenny's life was annoying, now that he thought about it. Constantly dying probably should be classed as more than just an annoyance, but Kenny liked to think that he was being optimistic.
Except when school was involved, he didn't like school. Actually that was wrong, he didn't mind school, he would enjoy it it, if it wasn't for the teachers. Mr Garrison, had to be part of his curse, just like he couldn't stay dead, he couldn't escape that fucking teacher. Come on, three school years they had the same fucking teacher. They had Miss Chokesondick for a while, but she was shit as well, he never found out how she died...
Getting off the bus, Kenny groaned as caught a glimpse of Mr Garrison walk pass on of the windows. Couldn't the man have a sick day once in a while? He hadn't had one this year so far.
Pulling the strings tighter on his hoddie, Kenny followed the crowd through the doors of the school, hoping to blend in. He had no such luck as Mr Mackey spotted him and called him over. Cursing under his breath, he shuffled over, ignoring Cartman sniggering at him.
"Kenneth, we need to have a talk during your P.E class mkay. Your sister will be coming too, we just need to see how you are doing, mkay?"
"I'm fine sir."
"I'm not saying you're not Kenneth, it's just procedure to see how you are doing, . You can ask your friend Clyde, he did the same last year mkay. "
The bell signalling the start of class rang. Kenny's shoulders slumped, that would be another late mark by his name.
Not receiving a response from the blonde, Mr Mackey continued. When by himself, Kenny was pretty easy to talk to. It was only usually when he was with another boy, would the crude comments comes out. It was his thing that the boys of the school recognised as Kenny's, other than orange and poor.
He was polite to most of the staff, he was usually the one that the teachers would ask to perform a task as he wouldn't complain. Mr Mackey did see Mr Garrison ask the boy to do potentially hazardous stuff before, which he completed, hesitantly, but he still did it.
"Do you want to be with your sister during the talk, or do you want to be on your own? We can do either way mkay."
"On my own Sir, I think my sister will prefer to talk about some things without me. Call me though if she asks for me. Am I coming the first or second half of P.E.?"
"In that case, second half. Thank you Kenneth, here's a note as to why you are late, m'kay."
Holding out a pink slip, Mr Mackey watched the blonde as he took the piece of paper. The boy gave the teacher a quick nod of the head before he strolled down the now empty corridor.
There was always something off with Kenny McCormick, he had got called into his office several times over the years, he was hardly ever the main culprit though. He appeared to be a follower, but he could be a leader. Mr Mackey had seen how Kenny always appeared where he was most needed, he was a strategists, yet was always in the background.
What worried Mr Mackey the most about Kenny though, was how little he seemed to react to his mothers death. Yes he was distraught when it first happened, but he healed unbelievably quick, almost as if he was used to death.
Someone at that age shouldn't be used to such a thing, or look after a younger sibling as much as he did. Kenny was like a parent to Karen than a brother. Sure Kevin did try to be a good big brother as well, but the young boy had turned to drink and was now clinically depressed. The McCormick children were loved by their parents, but had a rough life.
Mr Mackey was left pondering even when Kenny had disappeared into his class room. After realising that he was now standing alone in the corridor, he turned and headed to his office, sighing when he saw Craig already sitting outside of it.
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Class dragged on for everyone in the fifth grade, it was as if Mr Garrison had the power to stop time, just so he could torture his students. About half of the class was asleep on their desk, Clyde was the first to fall. Ones that hadn't fallen asleep were staring into space.
A few appeared to be making notes, when they were actually just doodling, Stan, Token and Red had been doodling since the start.
Kyle was writing down possible ways to escape the room, alot of his plans involved Cartman accidentally getting left behind in the room. The fatass was good at being distraction, and he was a sacrifice Kyle was willing to make. Jimmy was also good at distracting people with his jokes, once he actually managed to say them, but Kyle liked Jimmy.
Cartman stared to groan, not wanting to die in class, Kenny jumped out of his seat. He managed to surprise everyone when he tipped his desk over and hid behind it.
Just as the blonde was safe behind his desk, flames erupted from Cartman's backside and attacked Kenny's desk. Kenny tugged the strings even tighter on his hoodie, nearly blocking all of his face.
The heat from the flames licked at Kenny's back, reminding him of that night. He hadn't really come into contact with fire much since that day, and of he did, it was a quick death.
Now though, the fire caused by Eric just threw Kenny back to that night. He screamed. He curled into himself, as if he was trying to disappear from the world.
Stunned, it took a while for anyone to react. No one knew what to do, Kenny's scream was so painful and there was a fire burning in their classroom.
"Jesus Christ, the fire is getting bigger! Gah!" Tweek's outburst managed to snap most people out of their shock. Most of the class leapt for the door in aim to get away from the flames that were growing.
"Timmeh!" Timmy yelled, pointing to the fire extinguisher by the door. Wendy caught on immediately and grabbed it. Kevin grabbed hold of Timmy's wheel chair and wheeled him out the class room, even though the boy could do it himself.
Token was trying to keep Kyle back from hitting Cartman as he saw it as his fault, while Butters, was helping the brunette. Clyde hovered in the doorway, not wanting to just leave the room while his friends were still inside. Bebe had pulled the fire alarm after seeing that Mr Garrison wasn't going to do anything, even with Jimmy trying to get through to him.
Stan was trying to get to Kenny away from the flames. It was easier said than done. Kenny's coat had already caught alight, but the blonde did nothing to put it out, he just continued to scream.
Kenny was deaf to Stan's shouts. Throwing his own safety aside, Stan grabbed hold of Kenny's coat sleeve , burning his hand and pulled.
Quickly he yanked the coat off the blonde and tried to stamp out the flames. Kyle had abandoned attacking Cartman and went to Kenny's aid, trying to calm him down.
Wendy had managed to put out the flaming desks, the fire had spread at an unnatural rate, and was now trying to put out Kenny's coat. The rest of the school was evacuating the building because of the fire alarm.
Stan had left Wendy with the coat, after she said she could handle it and went to help Kyle. The red head had no such luck trying to calmly talk to the blonde, words weren't getting through to him. So Stan knelt down in front of Kenny and pulled him into his arms.
Almost instantly, Kenny's screams turned into silent sobs which wracked his frame. His burnt fingers clutched onto Stan's coat, almost afraid to let go.
Stan said nothing and just held on, that was all Kenny needed right now. Kyle was a bit thrown by Kenny's cries, it didn't happen often. He hesitated for a second, but soon he joined Stan and hugged Kenny from behind.
Normally Cartman would have said how gay they all looked, but he was still shocked at what happened. Butters was patting his shoulder saying something soothing, which Eric wasn't listening to.
The rest of those still in the room, just watched. They were transfixed by the whole thing. Was this the break down they all had been secretly waiting for?
Shaky breaths caught all the occupants attention, as Kenny slowly released Stan. His shaky hands went to loosen the draw strings of his hoodie, but Stan beat him to it. The blonde's arms fell to his sides briefly, before he started to work on the zip of his hoodie.
"Shit" he muttered as he pulled it off, seeing the huge hole in the back. He sighed and went for the hem of his once white top and pulled it over his head, wincing slightly.
"I-I'll g-g-g-go and tell the others that the fire has been dealt with." Jimmy announced as he left the room, Token close behind him.
"Ken? You Ok dude?" Stan asked, his eyes glanced to ruined clothes on the floor. The blonde, nodded and got to his feet. He looked down at himself, to assess the damage done. There were burns up his arms and he knew there was a big one on his back, although he couldn't see it he could definitely feel it.
"I'll be fine." He sniffed lightly, not really knowing what he should do. He was currently standing topless in the classroom, which was practically deserted. He also felt stupid for slipping up in front of everyone.
He was Kenny, the boy who made the lewd comments, that was up for doing anything. To most people, he wasn't the poor boy that constantly died, who had just lost his mum. A boy that had nightmares and would often stare at the ceiling for hours at night, trying to fight off sleep to avoid them.
No, Kenny had no troubles. Kenny helped with other people's problems, but he had no problems. Well, not anymore.
"You are not fine Kenny, we are not going to pretend that nothing happened just now. It's not healthy what you are doing to yourself, you are going to make yourself sick." Kyle gently placed a hand on Kenny's shoulder, careful to avoid the burnt flesh.
The blonde sighed, about to brush his friends off, when Wendy joined in. "We worry about you Kenny, and what just happened now is just proof that we should. Why did you react like that?"
"Ah geez Kenny, we are just looking out for you."
"This is lame guys."
"Shut up Cartman! You just can't handle that we are not focusing on your sorry ass. Guess what, people don't give a fuck what's going on with you! We want to help Kenny."
"But does Kinny want help from you Kahl? Before you go spouting out your righteous bull crap, think about it! When does Kinny ever want to be center of attention? That's right Jew, never!
"Kinny just freaked out in front of everyone and here you are calling him out on it in front of other people. You asshole, he hasn't said anything about that day, you think there is a reason why?"
"I-I.."
"That's right you didn't, cause that's what you fucking Jews do!"
"Fuck you Fatass, stop insulting my religion. I thought you were actually going somewhere with this."
Mr Garrison sat back in his chair behind his desk, watching the fight unfold in front of him. There had been nothing on TV as of late and his class was a great source of entertainment, it was the reason he came to work. Day time TV is shit.
He watched as both Cartman and Kyle's voices raised in volume, oblivious to the fact that their source of disagreement was leaving the room. The injured blonde had almost escaped but was stopped by Wendy.
"Where are you going, you are in no shape to be go walking off somewhere?"
Kenny swore, letting his hand fall away from the door handle and begrudgingly turned around. He kept his head bowed, he didn't want anyone to see his puffy eyes. This caused his ruffled hair to fall in front of his eyes, allowing him to see that the end of a few strands were smoking. He licked his thumb and forefinger and pinched the end of it, causing it to make a hissing noise.
"Nurse's office. Need to tend to burns before I can cover them with clothing. I might be used to the cold, but I am not walking home in the snow fucking topless."
"You are trying to avoid us talking to you, aren't you?" Wendy said looking at Kenny accusingly but in a soft tone. The blonde shrunk back under her gaze, not liking being put in the spot light. She was too close, she would be able to see his face.
"Nu uh, I just want to treat my burns."
"Kenneth, you need to talk about what just happened."
"Look, my back fucking hurts."
"Exactly, your back is horribly burnt, yet you are walking about as if it is nothing. Stop hiding your feelings."
"Wendy, just leave Kenny be. He has a high pain threshold, and just like you said, that wound is nasty, he needs to put something on it."
Stan tried to help his friend out, Kenny was obviously getting really uncomfortable being interrogated. His purple eyes were darting around under his hair for an escape.
He actually started to back up from the girl. His muscles all looked tense, adrenaline pumping through his veins. He was ready to book it.
"He needs to talk to someone Stan."
"He can when he wants to, can't you see what you are doing to him? You are going to give the dude a heart attack."
"Awh fellas, why don't we all just calm down for a minute. I-it's just the fire that's got everyone jumpy."
Butters had stepped away from Cartman while he was arguing with Kyle. Mr Garrison was having trouble deciding who he should watch, there were two arguments going on at the same time. He knew that he should intervene, and he would, but not right now. He was curious as to what Kenny was going to do, it looked like he was ready to blow.
"I just want to know why he blocks everyone out!"
"He doesn't, he-"
"I AM THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS BLOCKED OUT!"
The teacher perked up at Kenny's out burst, it was like a dramatic reveal in a soap opera. He would be lying if he half expected Kenny to announce that he had an evil long lost twin that had slept with their great Gran, twice removed.
Mr Garrison watched as Wendy's mouth dropped, struggling to come up with any other response other than the word "what?"
The five children in the room watched as Kenny turned to the door again, keeping his abused back to them. His voice came out in a low growl, it was almost the same voice that he took on as Mysterion.
"Don't pretend that you all give a fuck. Not one of you buttholes cared about poor Kenny McCormick before that fucking fire. You only notice me if I don't hang out with you, as I'm the one that will do the shit you don't want to.
" I started wearing a hood to give you all a fucking excuse to not notice if I was suffering, made me feel like it wasn't your fault that you didn't know I was hurting as you couldn't see. You could, the eyes give away everything, yet you never saw. Cause none of you Fucking care.
"Don't act like you are high and mighty, trying to save the poor white piece of trash that lost his mom. News flash for you, there is no one left to save! Do you even know who the real Kenny is to save, cause I sure as hell don't. Am I a crime fighter, a Princess or a perverted poor boy? I don't fucking know, which one would you save?"
The boy's shoulders slumped, and tilted his head back, staring at the ceiling. His voice was still low, but it lost its growl.
"That's not completely true, I have fun when I'm hanging out with you guys, gives me a reason to come back. Karen, my brother, my family, they haven't given up. Yeah Kevin is in a home, but he did that 'cause he thought it was best for us. My sister makes me believe that there is good in this fucked up world, she has to be protected.
"That fire just then, threw me back to that night, just the heat of it. I failed OK? I hate death, it fucking terrifies me. I can't escape it.
"You wanted to know why Wendy. There you go and I haven't even scratched the fucking surface. Don't ask me again, you don't want to know and I don't want to tell you."
With that said Kenny finally left the room and started to head to the nurse's office. He never tuned around, he just kept walking with his head down.
"Well I didn't expect that, that is the most I have ever heard him speak. Eric, go join Kenny to the nurse's office, don't piss him off more."
Kyle gave Mr Garrison an disbelieving look, but couldn't find his voice. The red head felt terrible, how long had Kenny been feeling like that and how did Cartman know not to press the blonde?
"Why Cartman, he just set fire to Kenny's desk?" Stan asked, not really like the idea of him going with Kenny. It wasn't because of the whole Cartman being a dick, the way the fat boy was defending Kenny earlier meant that he wasn't likely to tease him. Something just didn't sit right with him.
"Eric just shot fire out of his ass Stanley, that is something that needs to be looked at by a professional. I don't want him destroying anything else in my class, better somewhere else than here. You better put your hand under some water, you hardly got burned but I don't want your mom on my ass."
"But sir-"
"You heard him, and I think we should respect Mr Garrison's authoritah." The brunette grinned widely as he left the room singing 'Na nananana na na'
"God dammit!"
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"Kinny! Hold up Kinny!...KINNY!" The boy in question slowly spun round, his shoulders sagging. A sigh escaped him as he waited for the fat boy to catch up. Cartman quickly toddled up to Kenny with a satisfied look on his face.
Once his friend had caught up, Kenny continued to head to the office. He knew that the nurse would be outside with the rest of the school, but he knew what he needed and where it was kept.
Surprisingly, Eric walked quietly along side the blonde, his mind to busy trying to sort out his thoughts than to spout nonsense. Unsurprising, his mind was focused a fair bit on that beside him.
It was mainly focused on why had Kenny reacted on such a way when he farted fire in class than on the bus. He suppose it was due to the fact that fire on the bus went as quickly as it came, it didn't burn anything except the side of Butter's chair. In class, it had burnt through his desk and Kenny's back.
The flames didn't fully explain why Kenny screamed. He said that it brought him back to that night, but Eric knew better. It started at that night, but considering how shaken Kenny was, it was more than that. If Cartman had to guess, Kenny had flashbacks of his deaths.
This theory was based on the fact that the blonde's eyes were clouded. It took Cartman a while to notice, but after a death, Kenny's eyes became distant as well as change colour. His eyes hadn't changed colour, but they definitely had a glazed look to them.
The boys walked quietly down the hallway, it was a bit eerie how quite the school was, like it was a ghost town. Or so it was until a nasaly voice disturbed that silence.
"What did you guys do this time?" Craig was still sitting outside Mr Mackey's office. Although he had asked them the question, it looked like he really didn't care what the answer was. Dark eyes watched Cartman carefully, one could never be too careful around him.
His eyebrow rose and his head cocked to the side by a fraction as Craig's eyes fell onto the blonde. It always took people a little while to recognise Kenny when his face wasn't obscured, he hardly ever showed his face. Craig half thought that Kenny was just a pair of eyes and didn't have any other features on his face.
"Why are you still in here butthole, everyone else had left?".
"I don't know. Tweek shouted something about fire coming out of your ass and I thought I'd wait to see smoke before I should move. It was Tweek, I wanted to make sure. I don't think I need you to answer my question any more."
Craig's eyes landed on the burn marks that travelled up Kenny's arms. Kenny noticed, but said nothing as he carried on walking towards the nurse's office, earning himself a middle finger from Craig as he passed.
"Do you guys ever go 'you know what, lets not get into trouble this week. Lets not get dragged into some crazy shit that will probably kill someone'?"
No one noticed Kenny flinch at what Craig had said, they were too busy slagging each other off. "God dammit Tucker, you are such a dildo. You're still fucking pissed about the whole Peru thing, you're the one that shot lasers out of his eyes."
Craig responded by giving Cartman the bird, he knew that it was useless to argue with the fat boy. It also pissed Eric off when nobody would argue back, which Craig loved.
"Fuck you, Kinny and I have business else where. No time to be talking to a pussy like you right Kinny?...Ay Kinny!"
Cartman yelled after the blonde, only just noticing that the other was walking away. The topless boy turned around again, not bothering to hide his irritation; he usually didn't but his hood normally hid it for him.
The blonde was about to open his mouth to say something when the ground started to shake violently. The three boys eyes grew wide as they struggled to stay up right. Large cracks formed in the walls of the building, large pieces to rubble fell to the ground, one narrowly missing Kenny.
"What did you do!?" Craig managed to yell over the rumble, fear evident in his usually deadpan face. He automatically locked an accusing look onto Cartman, but the brunette looked just as terrified as Craig felt.
Huge crevices formed in the ground around them, walls began to give way and part of the ceiling collapsed. A make shift wall was made, successfully separating Kenny from the other boys. There was a gap in the rubble that was big enough for Kenny to climb through, but the blonde didn't move an inch.
The school was structurally unsound, another shake like the one before and it would be demolished. That earthquake wasn't natural. There had been no warnings for one, something about all this just wasn't right.
"Agh!" Cartman groaned loudly, his hands resting on his stomach. The raven haired boy took that as a sign to move, and ran to the side of Cartman as far away as possible.
Two things happened at the same time. A small burst of flames erupted from Eric's backside, but quickly died down revealing something metallic. There was an explosion from the far end of the hallway, causing the building to shake again and for the water sprinklers to turn on due to the smoke.
"What the hell is that in your ass?"
"Ah donkey balls!"
"Moo moo moo moo moo"
Kenny gasped as he was first to see the group of lanky grey beings with large black eyes. A brief memory flashed through his mind, he understood little of it other than two things. One, this had something to do with Cartman's arse. Two, this was not good.
The blonde heard two gasps behind him and collection of swear words, Craig and Cartman must has seen what was the cause of the explosion. He could just make out the fat boy trying to blame Craig who was flipping the other off and blaming Cartman's arse.
"Cartman run!"Kenny yelled once the aliens eyes fell upon the brunette through the gap. They pointed at him, some raising their weapons at him. At Kenny's yell, some of the aliens diverted their attention onto him instead.
"Moo moo."
"What is going on?" Craig did not like not being in the know. He wanted to do what Kenny had said to Cartman and run, but couldn't bring himself to. It wasn't fear, Craig Tucker was never scared, it must be curiosity.
"They want Fatass, I don't think it would be good if they got him. Run. The building is going to collapse, but I'll make sure they don't follow you. Gather everyone, we might have to play heroes. I will catch up."
"I don't get it, what are you going to do?" Craig asked slowly, but grabbed hold of Eric's wrist, ready to run nevertheless. It was always hard to argue with Kenny when he was being serious, but he had the right to be skeptical considering the circumstances.
"Just get clear of the water!" Kenny all but demanded. This whole time Eric had gone into a sort of daze, it was only when Kenny saw one alien holding something aimed at the brunette, did he realise that it was their doing.
The aliens had remained oddly quiet throughout the entire exchange, apparently interested in their conversation. They raised their weapons again when Kenny's focus was on them once more.
"Moo moooo moo moo mooo." The alien that was pointing some device at Cartman, instructed the rest to do something. Judging by how they started to make their was towards the brunette, they had been told to retrieve Eric.
Not on Kenny's watch. The blonde picked up a bit of debris that was close by ,and launched it at the supposed leader. The grey creatures mouth formed an 'o' shape, shocked that it had been hit, before shouting some instructions to the others.
"Now Craig!" The raven haired boy didn't need to be told twice, he tugged harshly on Cartman's wrist and started to run. He may not know much of what is going on, but he knew that the leader alien was pissed and that the others had guns. He didn't know why it was important to get Cartman away, but if Kenny was willing to get into that much danger, it must be important.
"Come on then you fucking monkey ass sucking bitches, give it your best fucking shot. If you Pussies can't make it through me, then you ain't worth jack shit!"
The loud growl caused Craig to look over his shoulder to the blonde. Kenny had slipped into his Mysterion voice showing that he meant business. He couldn't help but pause momentarily and stare at Kenny. The blonde had his arms wide open, the water from the sprinklers soaking his bare skin, possibly soothing his burns. Although Craig couldn't see Kenny's face, he knew the boy would look fierce. He looked freaking badass.
"If I could say "fucking monkey ass sucking bitches' to an alien, I would be so happy." He spoke mainly to himself, but was loud enough for Kenny to hear. He tore his gaze away from the defenseless boy and continued to run, dragging the fat boy along with him.
It was only when Kenny could hear the sound of shoes hitting the dry floor, did he relax. He was using one arm to apply pressure to the wound on his stomach, his other arm had been blown off.
The alien were enjoying slowly killing him, they were rather sadistic bastards, but halted when a low chuckle escaped the wounded boy.
"Moo?" Grey faces displayed confusion as the boy continued to laugh,dropping his remaing arm to the side of him. He swung the arm slightly as if he hadn't a care in the world, grabbing a bit of rubble behind him during one of the swings. He rolled what used to be part of the ceiling in his hand, keeping his eyes on his victims, smirking.
As quick as a flash, the blonde brought back his arm, took aim and threw. The lump of plaster collided with the hanging overhead light, causing it to swing wildly.
"Yippe ki yay mother fuckers." It was only when the words left the boy's mouth, did the grey creatures clock on to what he had done, by then they was too late. They may have cursed themselves for their own stupidity for being out smarted by an 11 year old, but they couldn't for long.
The swinging light finally snapped free from its support, crashing down to the ground bring most of the ceiling and wires along with it. The electricity travelled through the water, shocking everything that was wet.
Everyone knew that aliens were weak to electric attacks, it was an instant KO. Unfortunately for Kenny, he had a few immensely painfully second, feeling every single nerve in his body fry before death took him.
His body collapsed to the ground, a second or two before the rest of the school decided to follow its fallen pupil. That was now another reason as to why Kenny wasn't overly keen on school. Mr Garrison and the fact that the building crushed him.
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And there we go, Kenny had a little out burst, but I think that is the only one really...nah he will probably have another one.
Sorry about the bit with Mackey, he wasn't really mean tot show up but he did mkay. It dragged a bit but I didn't feel like taking it out...
Yay alians.