Hello everyone! The inspiration came back to me, so there you go! A new chapter of my first crossover! Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who nor I own Secret Diary of a Call Girl.


Both sisters were walking down the crowded streets of London and catching up with each other lives, ignoring with practiced ease the funny looks that almost everyone in the street gave them, they couldn't blame them after all.

It was a kind of comical sight truth to be told.

On the right side of the street, Hannah, in her mid-thigh-length, scoop-necked plain red dress with puffy long sleeves that tightened at the wrists, black stilettos and her curly long blonde hair roaming free in her back. All of her screamed 'Glamour' while in the left was Rose, being the exact opposite in her pink hoodie, blue jeans that while weren't cutting the flow of her blood through her veins, were tight enough to show her curves, black Converse and a messy ponytail holding all her long but straight, honey-blonde hair that said nothing but 'Comfy'.

It was both really hard and really easy to believe that they were twin sisters. On one side they were poles apart; not only for their style and personalities, but their works were completely different too. While Hannah was an escort, Rose was the head of the public relations department of a security company that worked for the government. Not to talk about their taste in food; Hannah did like a good plate of chips once in a while but Rose LOVED them and could eat them the rest of her life.

But, on the other side, they were exactly the same, not only in the physical aspect (after all they were identical twins) but both were kind-hearted and warm with everyone around; they loved their family and had a natural instinct to help whoever needed it. Also both were stubborn…very stubborn.

The sisters arrived at the restaurant fifteen minutes later and when asked where they wanted to seat, both in unison said…

"Window, please." And a huge smile bloomed on both of their faces. Some things never changed.

"So…what happened between you and Micks?" asked Hannah while playing with a crouton of her salad with her fork.

"Do you want to know the version that I said to mom, the one I said to him, the one I said to myself or the truth?" She answered with a humourless laugh as she put some vinegar on the small amount of chips that accompanied her piece of chicken.

"Well, all of them I guess."

"I told mom that we broke-up because our interests weren't the same anymore. Mickey thinks that it was because I wanted to do more with my life and he just wasn't enough for me and I kept telling myself that it was because we weren't the same naïve kids which started dating years ago, we grew up and it's time for us to take different paths."

"Ohh, that's what I call deep shit" Hannah said with a mocking smirk.

"Oh shut up, miss 'I don't want an ordinary job because the world it's filled with communes and I can renovate the industry.' " Her sis snarled back at her.

"Okay! You win! But what's the truth then?"

"To be honest? I don't know…A mix of all of the other versions I suppose. We grew up and we want other things for each other, at least I want more for me and for Micks, I don't want him to be stuck with me forever." Rose said as the waitress came to their table picking up Hannah's almost finished salad and her long ago finished plate of chips.

"Thank you" Hannah said with a smile and a nod "Are you sure, that you don't want him to be stuck with you or it's you the one who don't wanna get stuck with him?"

"I don't know… you know what? Let's just drop it here yeah? I don't want to think about that right now."

"Well maybe it's you the one who doesn't want any compromises now that you're moving here. You know what they say! New city, new people, new life."

"Shit Hannah, would it kill you to drop it? I told you already, I don't know and I don't want to fucking think about it." Rose said through gritted teeth and with clenched fists.

"Okay, okay. Dropping it!" Her sister told her raising her hands in a surrendering manner.

"Thank you very much. Now, what do you say if we get out of here and go back to your apartment so we can start to sort out everything for my new job?"

"Yeah, we still have around one or two hours, let's go."

After everything was paid for, the blondes returned to what would be now their apartment.

"So, where do you want to start?"

"Well, I bought some things before heading here that I think I'm gonna need."

"Ohh, let me see!" Hannah said as she snatched the plastic bag from her sister's hands. "What do we have here? Hmm an agenda, some pens, markers, a calendar…did you just buy office supplies?"

"Yup! Now let's start by transferring your contacts to this agenda. While you're gone with your appointment tonight with Mister Noble I'll sort all of my things here. Do you mind if I use that room next to the room I'm staying in as an office? I'll need some space to put all my stuff from work."

"Goddammit, I have totally forgotten about the damned thing with James. I need to start to get ready now if I don't want to be late. Yes of course you can use it. I have some shoes and clothes there that I was going to donate, I bought all of that because it was half price or less and you know how much of a compulsive person I am so I didn't even check the size. I felt horrible for weeks after I discovered that 50% of the things that I've I bought weren't my size so you're free to take whatever you like and put the rest on my bed please so I can take care of it on Monday."

"Yes ma'am" Rose said with a mock salute.

" you're so funny Rosie" The other blonde said rolling her eyes as she walked down the hallway.

"Oh I know, I know. Now go and do all of the things that you have to do for tonight or you're going to be late for your concert Hannah Montana!" Said her sister as she crouched to evade the pillow that Hannah threw at her.

"HA! Remember? Jericho Street Junior School, under 7's gymnastics team? I got the bronze baby! I have the reflexes!" Just as she said that, a second pillow hit her right on the head.

Rose collapsed laughing on the couch as the sound of water running could be heard coming from Hannah's bathroom.


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