"Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, our 12 remaining competitors acted it out on stage for a play-themed challenge! Daniel's performance as Robin Hood was stellar enough to score a victory for his team while Colin's performance as Hamlet completely fell apart due to Shamus's pranks messing everything up! Ouch, that had to hurt! We also had a touching moment between Macy and Michael as they began to bond. So, in the end, it was Shamus that took the fling for his foul play! With only 11 contestants remaining, it's time to kick it up a notch in this exciting episode of Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
*cut to McClean Spa Manor*
The Valiant Knights were enjoying a luxurious breakfast of Belgian waffles, German sausage, and freshly-squeezed grape juice. Connor was eating his breakfast hungrily and furiously. Olivia, of course, got her waffles without the sausage. Brant and Daniel were talking while eating their food. Lyell, who just woke up, entered the dining hall, stretching and yawning. He then came up to Brant and Daniel.
"Morning everyone! What's happening bro?!" Lyell greeted Daniel as they pounded fists.
"Not much Lyell. What's up with you?" Daniel asked, smiling.
"Just chillin'! And what's happening with you, B?" Lyell said, turning to Brant.
"Unexceptional actually. Not great, but not terrible" Brant replied, shrugging.
"Cheer up, bro! We won the last challenge. So chill and have a good time!" Lyell grinned as he went over to greet Connor and Olivia. As they were all talking, Brianna, who was sitting at the middle of the table, tapped her golden goblet of grape juice with a steel spoon to get everyone's attention.
"Knights! May I have everyone's attention, please?" Brianna asked, patiently. Everyone turned around to give her their undivided attention.
"I would like to give a toast to all of you for rising against those dreaded demons in the last challenge. You guys were all amazing and gave it your all!" Brianna exclaimed proudly. "Cheers!" All the team members raised their goblets and drank the grape juice, smiling at their team leader.
*static*
*in confessional* Brianna: "My other teammates seem to respect me as their team leader. I think I'm starting to make a good impression on them! Time to lead the team to another sweet victory again!"
Suddenly, a big, dark arm reaches into the confessional pulls her out of the confessional and she is not seen after that.
*static*
*in confessional* Brant: Brianna's a good team leader, but I'm not going to let her tell me what to do. Because this guy works alone. *points to himself*
*static*
*cut to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
Jordan was pacing around her cell while eating a packet of Sour Skittles. Soonchan was pacing around the hallways watching everyone and making sure they weren't 'causing any trouble'. He suddenly came up to Jordan and started making eyes at her.
"Hey, that's a nice lucious 'thing' you've got there!" Soonchan flirted. Jordan rolled her eyes at him, slapped him from the cell, and yelled out, "Go find someone else to flirt with!"
Deja, who saw the whole thing, started giggling. Jordan shot her a deep glare immediately. Deja shrugged and said, "Hey c'mon! That was funny!"
"Why don't you just shut up?" Jordan snapped.
"Okay fine..." Deja said, turning away and crossing her arms.
Colin was in his cell, writing down his equations as usual. Suddenly, he found himself drawing something. But it wasn't a diagram. It was a young girl with long, fair hair, a smiling face, and a thin figure. When he suddenly realized what he was doing, he froze in shock.
*static*
*in confessional* Colin: Wow...do I really like her that much?! Ugh, I can't help it! I miss her so much and secretly, I'm crazy about her! I'd really like to prove it to her before one of us gets eliminated. Hopefully she'll return the same feelings...*looks nervous*
*static*
*back to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
Colin stops drawing on the cell and then takes out his music and starts writing down notes and strumming on his harp. Nora was sitting in the cell across from him, humming loudly and texting her friends. Suddenly, a dark arm grabs her into the darkness from behind and she is not seen after that.
"ATTENTION CONTESTANTS! MEET ME AT THE SHORES OF MALCHOIR TO INTRODUCE YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!" Chris announced through the speakers.
*cut to shores of Malchoir*
All the contestants gathered around Chris McClean to get the instructions for their next challenge. However, each team noticed that something was different.
"Hey, where's Brianna?" Daniel asked.
"And Nora ain't around either..." Deja stated.
"Well contestants, that's because today's challenge is going to be a 'rescue the princess' challenge! Brianna and Nora are the princesses that you have to save!" Chris announced.
*static*
*in confessional* Brant: A 'save the princess' challenge? Boring...
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*in confessional* Jordan: Who would ever want to waste their time doing some boring challenge? I've got much better things to do! *drinks soda*
*static*
*back to island*
"Pfft...this challenge is going to be wayyy too easy!" Brant scoffed.
"I wouldn't be so sure, Brant! Just like your first challenge, the orcs, trolls, and dark elves are going to be back! Instead of us giving you the weapons, you guys have to find some weapons on your own! It can be anything! Sticks, stones, whatever!" The contestants groaned.
"Soonchan! Give the contestants the maps!" Chris yelled out to Soonchan.
"Not now, Chris! I'm flying paper airplanes out to sea!" Soonchan replied as he shot two paper airplanes towards Lake Malchoir.
"Soonchan! Those were the maps to the towers!" Chris sighed. "Whatever, it makes the challenge more interesting! For me!" he continued, snickering. The contestants all glared at Soonchan.
"Anyways, original Total Drama contestants, Duncan and Courtney, are here today to demonstrate today's challenge!" Chris announced as Duncan and Courtney were walking next to each other and glaring.
*static*
*in confessional* Courtney: Okay, I know I'm not a contestant anymore, but I'm confessing anyway. Anyways, Scott and I were having some 'problems' in our relationship during the past year and we agreed to break it off. But give him credit that he's not as bad as Duncan. I can't believe I have to be around that hooligan again! Ughhh...
*static*
*in confessional* Duncan: Sooooo, I'm demonstrating a challenge with Courtney...and...Courtney still hates me with a burning passion. But she needs to give it up! She totally wants me! *grins at camera*
*static*
*back to island*
A tower is set up at one far side of the beach and Duncan is standing at the other side. Chris then gets ready to announce the events that will happen during the challenge.
"So, what Duncan is going to do is travel through the forest and get past all the dark medieval creatures in order to get to the tower."
Duncan is then shown flipping over and beating down the medieval creatures that lay on his path.
"Then, he will arrive at the tower and will then climb up and catch the princess from there!"
Duncan then arrives at the tower and starts climbing up really fast, thinking it would be a breeze. He then arrives at the top and peers inside the window, where he sees Courtney turning away from him with her arms crossed.
"C'mon princess! Your noble knight has arrived!" said Duncan.
"Knight?! You're an ogre! Like Shrek!" Courtney snapped at Duncan.
"Well, I guess this is going 'bye-bye'!" Duncan replied slyly as he grabbed Courtney's PDA that was lying at the window sill.
"HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!" Courtney yelled.
"Here Lyell! Catch!" Duncan yelled out to Lyell, throwing it at him. Lyell made a perfect catch and caught it.
"Duncan...I just want to kill you right now!" Courtney screamed as she tackled Duncan, causing them both to fall off the tall tower.
"I guess this is it Court!" Duncan told Courtney. "I confess, I always hated you!" he continued.
"And I always hated you!" Courtney replied.
They suddenly started to look into each other's eyes and as they did, they started making out passionately as they fell. It was even more passionate than the other times that they made out. Even after they landed on the ground, they were still at it.
"Oh Duncan! You have no idea how much I missed this!" Courtney said in between making out with him.
"This was that moment I've been waiting years for! And it's finally happening!" Duncan replied.
"OH MY GOD! GET A ROOM ALREADY! WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT!" Jordan screeched angrily.
"Umm...guys? This game is called 'Rescue the Princess', not 'Make Love with the Princess'!" Chris said irritatingly. The lovebirds paid no attention to him.
"Anyways...you guys get my point! When I blow this horn, you guys are going to be off into the forest and you are going to find your team's princess. Your respective tower will be marked with a flag that represents your team symbol. Since we don't have any maps thanks to Soonchan, you guys have to make it through Malchoir Forest on your own! Any questions?"
There was a long silence. In between the silence, Lyell threw the PDA back at Courtney and Courtney caught it perfectly.
"And...GO!" Chris announced as he blew the horn right in Duncan and Courtney's ears. Duncan and Courtney gave him dirty looks and walked to their boat to head back home while holding hands. "Lovebirds..." Chris said, rolling his eyes.
*cut to intern tent*
Michael was sitting on a chair with whipped cream, custard filling, and pie pieces covering his face. He was holding an empty pie dish with pie crumbs and filling everywhere to make a big mess. On top of that, the entire tent was covered with the pie's remains. He had an irritated look on his face as well. Macy then came into the tent and her eyes widened at the sight of Michael.
"Whoa...what the hell happened to you?" Macy asked in wonder.
"You want to know what really happened?" Michael replied.
*flashback*
*cut to Chef's kitchen*
Blaineley sees a bouquet of roses from a 'secret admirer', according to a note. As she smells the roses and smiles, Soonchan, who was sitting nearby, pumps a balloon pumper very hard. Before Blaineley knew it, her entire bouquet explodes on her, leaving her grumbling in frustration. She then sees Soonchan sneaking into Chef's tent, snickering loudly. She shoots Soonchan a glare and growls loudly under her breath. She walks away in frustration.
Chef is seen hard at work, cooking up some disgusting food for the contestants staying at the Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon. On his counter lay a delicious-looking custard pie. Soonchan was sitting behind the counter waiting for his next move. When Chef wasn't looking, Soonchan then snatched the pie and quickly crept away. Chef looked back onto the counter and noticed that his pie was gone missing.
"Now where did that pie go?" Chef asked himself.
Soonchan then put a balloon into the pie and then stuck a pumper onto the balloon and ran into the intern's tent. There, Michael was sitting around and waiting for his breakfast.
"Oh, I see you brought me some pie. I'm afraid I don't trust this one, based on what happened last time. Anything suspicious in the inside, my friend?" Michael asked suspiciously.
"Nope, none of the above my friend! Just nice, sweet custard inside a nice pie!" Soonchan proudly responded.
Michael shrugged and decided to eat the pie. As he stuck his fork inside the pie and took out a piece for his first bite, Soonchan then started rapidly pumping the balloon inside the pie and before Michael knew what was happening, the pie exploded on him and all over the tent.
"SOONCHAN!" he yelled angrily. Soonchan then quickly crept away, leaving Michael behind.
*end of flashback*
"Soooooo, that's pretty much what happened..." Michael sighed.
"Here, let me get you all cleaned up. Since you helped me out last time, I think I owe you one!" Macy said, trying to cheer Michael up. She found a napkin near by and wiped Michael's face clean.
"Now, what do you say we both head to the kitchen and grab a proper bite to eat?" Michael said as he stuck his hand out for Macy.
"My pleasure!" Macy replied. She blushed as Michael grabbed her hand. And away they went.
*cut to Malchoir Forest*
Each of the teams were rapidly running through the forest as fast as they could towards their towers. Both of the teams seemed to be faring well until suddenly, a series of long, horizontal lines of orcs, dark elves, and trolls were blocking their way. At first, both of the teams were unsure about what to do. But eventually, they came up with their own team tactics.
"Alright, here's the plan. Since Brighton and Jordan are the toughest ones in our team, we put them in front of the rest of us to fend off these freaks. And in the end, Brighton will be the knight that will save Nora. Get that?" Deja suggested. The team members nodded in accord.
"LET'S DO THIS TEAM!" Brighton shouted.
"Yeah, yeah, nobody cares!" Jordan snapped back.
"Your attitude is not appreciated!" Brighton said under his breath.
"Enough messing around! We've got a challenge to win!" Deja yelled at both of them. They all ran off to find their tower.
"Alright, here's the game plan guys!" Brant announced to the Valiant Knights. "Though I'm not much of a 'teamsies' guy, I say we all work together and put in all of our individual efforts to get past these monsters and come up with clever plans. I think if we stick with that game plan, we should be golden." His teammates nodded in agreement.
"And I'll be the knight in shining armor!" Connor said proudly.
"Okay, that's cool! Alright, let's go!" And off they went through the forest.
"TAKE THAT! AND THAT!" Brighton yelled as he took down the demented creatures that lay in his path. "This challenge is such a joke! What could possibly go wrong?"
Suddenly, when he was not looking, a huge orc came up to him and knocked him down with a big block of wood. He immediately fell on the ground and swore that he could see stars.
"You idiot! That ain't the way to stop him! THIS is the way to stop him!" Jordan criticized. She then came up to the orc and punched it hard in the groin. It squealed and coiled up in pain and immediately ran away. "Not so tough anymore, huh?" Jordan sassed Brighton.
"Ay yo! This dude still has the jock energy inside of him!" Brighton firmly said. He then dusted himself off and glared at Jordan. They then continued on, beating up the beasts in their path.
The Valiant Knights, in the meantime, were struggling to get past the beasts. Olivia was surrounded by giant orcs that blocked all of her possible paths. She screamed in terror. Colin suddenly turned around to see where the screaming was coming from. He then saw Olivia and ran back to help her.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?!" Jordan yelled as she saw Colin running.
"I'll be right back! I forgot something!" Colin replied, continuing to run.
Olivia had no idea what to do until suddenly, she saw a tall, skinny teen with tan hair running in the middle of the circle and beating down all the orcs, one by one.
"Get your hands off her you cretins!" he threatened. All of the orcs then ran away.
"Colin...that was amazing! Thank you so much for saving me!" Olivia said, surprised.
"Hey, it's all in a day's work!" Colin replied, giving Olivia a hug. He then ran off to join his team. Unfortunately, he was met with deadly glares from Deja and Jordan. Brighton, in the meantime, was fighting off some trolls nearby.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: I knew Colin still cared about me! I thought he would forget about me for sure, but it was so sweet of him to do that for me! *sighs dreamily*
*static*
*back to island*
"Hello? You're a Devilish Demon, remember? Why are you helping them out?!" Deja asked angrily.
"Give me a break! It's my business who I talk to!" Colin snapped back.
"We can't let them win though!" Deja responded.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Let's just get back in the game!" Colin said, urgent to get out of the argument. Deja nodded and they continued.
The Valiant Knights were still struggling in trying to get past the creatures that lay in their path.
"They're everywhere!" Daniel exclaimed as he was surrounded on all paths.
"We can't give up now! Keep trying!" Brant urged as he threw stones at some nearby orcs.
They were just about to lose hope until suddenly, a voice yelled out "COWABUNGA!" Daniel, Brant, and the rest of the team members looked up to see Lyell up a tree.
"Guys! I have an idea! See those vines on those trees?" Lyell suggested. The team members looked over to see vines in every tree nearby. "We can use those vines to get past 'em. They're on every tree. I think we can make it!" he continued.
"Sounds like a good plan, Lyell! Let's go for it!" Brant replied proudly.
*static*
*in confessional* Brant: Lyell may seem like a chill guy and may not look like the scholarly type. But he's smarter than you think!
*static*
*back to island*
The Valiant Knights all hang on to the vine. "All right guys! Now remember to stay together!" Lyell said. "Now, on the count of 3! Ready? 1...2...3...COWABUNGA!"
And they were off. They came from tree to tree, swinging from vine to vine, flying over the orcs one by one. And before they knew it, the Valiant Knights were out of the forest. The Devilish Demons managed to come out of the forest alive as well. But they could not see their respective towers clearly. Suddenly, Brighton looked from the distance and exclaimed, pointing to a flag, "Hey! I see our team's symbol!" Without further ado, the Devilish Demons looked at where he was pointing and ran over to where their flag was. Daniel took out his binoculars and pointed to his team's flag. "I see our flag!" he exclaimed. He and his teammates then ran over to the flag.
The Devilish Demons managed to get to their tower first. "Let me handle this!" Brighton cockily said as he brushed the sweat off his face and held onto the stones of the tower and climbed up. He climbed up as fast as he could. Nora peered over the window and saw Brighton.
"Now's my chance to win this challenge for my team and for my best friends back home! Here I come!" Nora shouted as she jumped off the tower, being the wild child that she was.
"Nora! What the hell are you-?!" Brighton shouted as he watched Nora fall until she crashed into him and they both fell on the ground, knocking him unconscious.
"BRIGHTON! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" his team members shouted as they tried waking him up. But they failed. They then glared at Nora, who looked down at the ground, guiltily.
*static*
*in confessional* Nora: This is probably going to end badly...
*static*
*back to island*
The Valiant Knights arrived at their tower. "I'll win this for y'all!" Connor proudly said as he climbed up the tower as fast as he could. He kept climbing until he could peer inside the window. He saw Brianna promptly waiting for him.
"Oh, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" Connor joked.
"My name is Brianna, thank you very much!" Brianna replied as she let Connor pick her up. Connor cautiously picked her up and carefully climbed down the tower. He suddenly slipped on a nearby stone of the tower, but proceeded to make an athletic jump and arrive on the ground safely.
"Now's our chance! Let's get to the shores immediately!" Brant urged as they all ran over.
"SO LONG LOSER!" Connor yelled out to Brighton as they ran over to the shores.
This caused Brighton to wake up and finally realize what was happening.
"Alright team, I'm awake and I'm okay! Let's go before those losers beat us!" he urged as they all ran over to the shores. They ran as fast as they could. But they were too late. The Valiant Knights were already at the shores, cheering loudly.
"And the Valiant Knights win! Meaning that they can spend another victory at the McClean Spa Manor! Ouch, that's gotta hurt Devilish Demons, especially since one of your teammates will be eliminated during tonight's bonfire! See you all there!" Chris announced. The Devilish Demons lowered their heads in grief.
*cut to courtyards*
The Devilish Demons all gathered around the bonfire to anxiously await the results. Chris had four bronze dubloons in his hands and said, "That must really hurt to have a second consecutive loss. And sadly, the journey for one million dollars will end for one competitor tonight. Who will that be? Well, let's find out!"
"The first dubloon of the night goes to..."
"Colin!"
Colin sighed with relief and picked up his dubloon. Olivia, who was watching nearby, smiled and sighed with relief as well.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Yes! I'm really happy that Colin is staying for another week! I hope he makes it far! And he deserves it! Especially after all that he did for me in the past.
*static*
*in confessional*
"Jordan and Deja!"
Jordan and Deja mumbled "Yes!" and picked up their dubloons.
"And the final dubloon goes to..."
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"Brighton!"
"WOO HOO!" Brighton yelled out as he ran over to pick up his dubloon.
"What?! But that's not fair! I was doing so good!" Nora complained.
"Well, if you hadn't knocked out our team player, then we would've won!" Jordan yelled.
"Exactly!" Deja added.
Suddenly, Nora's phone rang. "Hello?" she answered. "I know right! I totally deserved it!" she continued. "Hey Chris! Listen to this? Christine is telling me that I totally deserved it rather than that loser Brighton!"
"Oops, look at that! I have another call!" she picked her phone up and proceeded to answer it. "See? My amazing aunt is saying that she's gonna sue if I don't win!" Nora continued.
"Umm, Soonchan? A little help please?" Chris called out to Soonchan. Soonchan then took her phone and threw it into the distance. "HEY! THAT'S MY PHONE! GIVE IT BACK YOU MENACE!" Nora yelled out. Soonchan then took her away to the shores of Lake Malchoir to the Fling of Shame.
*cut to Fling of Shame*
"This is so unfair..." Nora mumbled as she sat on the Fling of Shame.
"Face it Nora. Life isn't fair. Sooooo, any last words?" Chris asked.
"Not really. Actually, I've got a lot to say..." Nora started to say.
"Sorry! It's a half-hour show! Have a pleasant evening!" Chris said as Chef started the Fling of Shame, sending Nora screaming and flying across the distance.
Chris announced, "And then there were 10! See who will be eliminated next time on Total...Drama...Kingdom!"