A/N: Another wicked story for Katekyou Hitman, Reborn!, based on a doujinshi, Pirates of Italian circled by Momo Ringo and Ichigo. I only look at their pictures since I can't read Japanese. Still I hope the conversation inside my head matches what the characters say in the book XD. The first part is purely my imagination, but the second part will match the storyline in doujinshi. Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: KHR and the doujinshi aren't mine. I just want to shout out this idea using the story line…since I like it so much…
Warning: foul language, extremely crazy gag, soft yaoi (MukuroTsuna, HibaTsuna, YamaTsuna and GokuTsuna—in second part), slight ChromeTsuna.
Summary: Namimori Junior High School has a join festival with Kokuyo Junior High School. They decide to perform a drama, Pirates of Italian. Watch the wicked drama with casting Vongola Pirates x Kokuyo Pirates; and the mess occurs as Hibari and Disciplinary Committee are pointed as marines!
Pirates of Italian
First Part Join Festival!?
A fine warm morning in Namimori Junior High School….
"Aah, the weather is good. As we expected from spring season…," Tsuna says while yawning and stretching his body while looking outside from the window in his class room.
Seems today is pretty busy. Of course, since starting today, Namimori Junior High School will celebrate the birthday of their school by holding an infamous spring festival of Namimori. The students and the teachers are working together to prepare it. That's why this week there will be no lesson in class. Instead, each class shall perform a stand to amuse the guests that will come from outside their school to enjoy the festival.
Tsuna's class has decided to make a haunted house even if it isn't summer. They enjoy preparing the stands of the haunted house, boys making the settings and girls making the costumes. Well, even if Tsuna's job only making tea and cheer his friends since he's not skilful in any of those areas.
Everyone is really busy, even Hibari who doesn't like involving himself with the crowding people seems patient this time seeing a crowd of people wander around together in front of him. Usually, in ordinary circumstance he will snap and go in that "I'll bite you to death!" mode as soon as he sees the crowd, but since it is a festival to celebrate the school's birthday, he can stand it. He really likes, no, loveshis school, remember?
Tsuna also feels grateful that their school has that kind of event. He can spend more time with his friends, especially Gokudera and Yamamoto, doing fun activities, and he can be with Kyoko all day long. He is really happy and will not ask anything more for it.
Well, he thought that so before he hears the announcement from the principal.
"Attention, attention," a voice suddenly is heard from the loudspeaker. Tsuna and his classmate who are still working on their haunted house turn their head to the loudspeaker. "Eh…due to unexpected accident, we have received a notice from drama club. They will be unable to perform any play in the last day of our festival because most of the players are magically injured. That's why we will change our schedule on celebrating our school affair. On the last day of our festival, the school decides to add another event to switch the drama club absence. This is dedicated to all classes. This event will be also performing drama, but we will perform it together with another school. The other school will be Kokuyo Junior High School in neighbour town. Each class must have representative to join this drama because it will influence the class's ranking this semester. That's it." And the voice is gone after saying that.
Tsuna and their friends widen their eyes in utter disbelief after hearing that. Hibari looks up at the loudspeaker and mutters something like, "Why didn't I hear anything about that in the meeting before?"
Little do they know that behind the loudspeaker, Reborn smiles, no, smirks in plotting face.
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On the roof top, noon break—
"Hey, hey, is the principal serious about that? Doesn't he know what that bastard-Kokuyos have done to our school's students before?" Gokudera protests, to no one in particular actually, while frowning deeply and munching his bread when he, Tsuna, and Yamamoto are resting on the rooftop at afternoon break.
"Well, it can't be helped. Maybe Kokuyo wants to apologize to our school after what happens before (referring in Mukuro's case)," Tsuna says while smiling pathetically.
"Ahaha, maa, it's not a big deal though, as long as Mukuro is not one of the representatives from Kokuyo," and Yamamoto laughs cheerily as usual in response.
"Don't talk that easily, you-baseball freak!" Gokudera shouts at Yamamoto, irritated by his carefree laugh. "It's not easy to forgive what they've done to us, you know."
"Well, that time was indeed a disaster, but the prisoners were not originally Kokuyo's students, right? The only students in Kokuyo were Mukuro, Ken, and Chikusa. The rest were hitmans hired by Mukuro to stop us. That's why I think this time is alright, since the ones who will come are original Kokuyo's students," Tsuna says reassuringly.
Gokudera and Yamamoto look relieved when they hear that. Well, Tsuna indeed has that kind of relieving effect, especially when he's smiling softly after that.
"Well, since the Tenth says so, that must be it!" Gokudera says loudly in full spirit, agreeing Tsuna.
"Yeah, that's a positive thinking, Tsuna!" Yamamoto says and grins widely while tapping Tsuna's shoulder friendly.
"Ehehe," Tsuna also smiles widely, knowing that everything will be ok. After all, they have defeated Mukuro and his gang, and those crminals have been captured by the protectors of mafia law, so Tsuna and his friends have no worries anymore. Though…Tsuna indeed is a bit worried on what will happen to Mukuro, Ken, and Chikusa after that. He can't stop thinking and concerning about that.
Of course, Mukuro is not a good person since he has a bad motive to make a war in this world, but somehow, somehow Tsuna can sense a deep sadness inside him even if Mukuro never shows it to anyone. It's just Tsuna's instinct. Well, he's a Vongole's leader wannabe. He has that super hyper intuition thing inside him and feels something more than evil inside Mukuro, something that is definitely different with his outer bad motive. Tsuna can't help wondering what it is.
"Tenth," Gokudera's voice brings Tsuna back from his train of thought.
"What is it, Gokudera-kun?" Tsuna asks while smiling again.
"Let's get back to our class. Bet that those guys are looking for us to help them with the setting," Gokudera grins.
"Ahaha, of course they are. Since Gokudera is surprisingly good with carpentering," Yamamoto laughs as Gokudera then yells again at him.
"Even if you're praising me, I am not happy at all, you-baseball-freak! And I don't want to be told like that by you!" the silver haired boy shouts at Yamamoto disagreeably and the other just laughs again in return.
Tsuna only chuckles seeing Gokudera and Yamamoto's antics.
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The next day—
"I am Chrome Dokuro. We will be in your care for five days until the last event, nice to meet you."
A girl in Tsuna's age, wearing Kokuyo's uniform while bringing something like a long three-eyed stake and wearing a patch-eye on her right eye, smiled small while introducing her self in front of the class representatives from each class. While the other two guys wearing the same uniform as her just look at another way, one expressionless and the other sulking and frowning. Seems they don't care about this stupid-formal introduction-thing. More…they seem in extremely bad mood.
Tsuna drops his jaw in shock.
Oh yeah, Tsuna was there as well. Well, apparently he's been appointed as a representative from their class since he's the one having no proper job of helping the class prepare the haunted house.
Oh, how bad luck it is.
Tsuna feels like running away when he looks at the guys who are standing beside the girl named Dokuro. Well, actually he is freaked enough by the unusual appearance of the girl. She's just too similar to Rokudo Mukuro, the terror from Kokuyo, his nightmare for several weeks; even her name is anagram of Rokudo's name.
Look, Rokudo—Dokuro.
And with two guys beside her, the loyal subordinates of Rokudo Mukuro, Ken—the dog boy, and Chikusa—the super cold-expressionless boy, Tsuna has no more evidence that the girl herself is Rokudo Mukuro! Remember, he can posses anybody he wants using his weapon, that three-eyed stakes!
Tsuna's face is like that paintings in France, putting his hands on his cheeks and poses as if he was screaming in horror. His day can't be worse than right now, can it?
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In Tsuna's class—
"Oh, Tenth! How is the meeting for the last event?" Gokudera, who notices Tsuna come back in his class, asks in bright expression.
Tsuna, who looks as good as dead, looks at Gokudera in extremely pale face. It's horrible—he wants to say that to Gokudera, wants to scream out all his anxiety, but he just can't. It's bad enough that he notices this unpleasant panicked feeling. He doesn't want to make any ruckus by telling Gokudera, because he is sure that the silver haired boy will go in rampage and destroy the school's property with his bombs.
That's not an option. Hibari will kill them all if he does.
Say abaout Hibari…. He didn't give any reaction when he saw the Dokuro-girl, Chikusa and Ken. I was actually sure that he would take out his tonfa and attack them in a glance, but he didn't do anything…. Well, even if Dokuro really does similar to Mukuro, I didn't feel his presence on her. Maybe she's not really Mukuro…, my intuition says so. Her presence is stronger than Mukuro's presence. She has her own feeling, maybe…. Tsuna sweat drops thinking about that.
Well, I guess, I will over look it. After all Chikusa and Ken don't seem like wanting to do something bad. Tsuna continues thinking while deciding not to tell Gokudera about it.
More, Tsuna doesn't want to waste his class effort on making the stands. They have worked hard on it. It will be pointless if the festival is cancelled due to the ruckus. That's why Tsuna forces small smile and tells Gokudera that it was awesome.
"And what kind of drama will be performed in the last event?" Yamamoto asks from the side of class while helping other boys in making a coffin.
Tsuna turns his face to him and answer in small nervous smile. "They said it will be a pirate story. The roles will be decided this afternoon after the script is ready."
"Then…who is Kokuyo's representatives?" Gokudera asks again really curious.
Tsuna sweat drops. "Err…," he is not sure if he can tell Gokudera. "Eh…it's a girl named Chrome Dokuro and her two friends," Tsuna says slowly, not looking at Gokudera's eyes. Well, he doesn't lie. He just doesn't tell that the other two are Mukuro's subordinates.
"I see, there are three people from Kokuyo," Gokudera doesn't seem thinking anything weird. He will accept whatever his Tenth says anyway.
"Ahaha, I bet the girl is pretty hot, right, Tsuna? You seem nervous," Yamamoto laughs in carefree as always, but damn, he's sharp! How can he tell that Tsuna is nervous when they're talking about Dokuro?
That's not it, Yamamoto-kun…. It's because the friends of her are extremely dangerous, that's why I am nervous talking about her…, that is what Tsuna thinks while crying inwardly, well, a bit literally though even if he tries to cover it by laughing as well.
"Don't spout nonsense, Yamamoto! There's no way that Tenth will be nervous by only talking about a girl! He's popular! Look at that Haru-girl; she's crazy over the Tenth!" Gokudera objects Yamamoto in annoyed look. Yamamoto only laughs more while agreeing Gokura's statement.
Please don't spout more nonsense, Gokudera-kun…! Kyoko-chan is here, you know—! Now Tsuna really wants to cry when Kyoko only giggles, hearing Yamamoto and Gokudera's words.
Then Kyoko looks at Tsuna and says, "You're so popular, Tsuna-kun," still giggling cheerily. Tsuna only laughs nervously even more. Indeed, today is not a good day…. Tsuna sighs slowly at that.
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Afternoon break—
"How is the preparation for the last event?" Hibari asks one of the officials responsible for the play as he happens to pass in front of the poor boy of course from drama club.
"Ah, Hibari-san!" the boy stiffen and clutches the script on his hand hard. "Eh, err…the script is ready to be copied, and we will decide the roles after all representatives accept the script," he says nervously.
"I see…. Then don't forget to give me a copy after you copy the script," Hibari says as he walks again leaving the boy in relieved sighs. Bet he thought he would die just now.
And with that, the drama club prepares everything in a hand and after copying the script for the representatives and the characters, they call all the representatives, including Hibari as observer to come to the meeting room.
"Umm, well, firstly I want to explain everything in this drama. We will perform it using our real names, and the group of pirates' names will be decided by the group itself," the boy A from drama club says to Tsuna and the other representatives slowly while looking at them one by one. Ken, Chikusa, and Dokuro are there too. Well, even if it's only Dokuro who pays attention to the boy A, Ken just munching his strawberry gum, Chikusa keeping silent and cold, but they just don't care of anything.
"Ok, because no one object this, I will explain the plot," the boy A says again slowly. "Please open your script and read it while I explain it, and if you have question, please raise your hand," he continues while beginning to explain everything on the plot as well as the story line.
It's pretty interesting, Tsuna thinks when he reads the script. But since I will not take the big part, I think I can relax a bit… he continues thinking while smiling.
"And that's why…now we will decide the roles," the boy A says after explaining the plot. "There are lotteries here, and I want each of you to pick one to decide your role," he says while presenting a box of lotteries in front of the representatives.
Everyone nods and perform a line to take the lottery in order. After all representatives pick the lotteries, boy A takes a paper. "Ok, now I will call the number and announce your role. Start from number 1. Who got number one?" he asks.
"Ah, it's me," Dokuro raises her hand.
Whoa, so suddenly—! Tsuna thinks in surprise.
"Right, Dokuro-san…you become the head of A pirate. Please pick two people from Kokuyo to be your subordinate," boy A says while smiling.
Woah, she got an important role! A head of pirate, awesome! As expected from Kokuyo representative…! Tsuna thought silently.
"There's no need. Chikusa and Ken are already here," Dokuro says in small smile and look at her two friends. "Right?" she asks them.
"Don't talk too friendly to us," Ken responds to her annoyed and irritated. Chikusa only humps her and doesn't even want to respond to her. Dokuro only smiles small in return.
Seems she's really not Mukuro. Chikusa and Ken will not respond to him in that manner after all, Tsuna thinks a bit relieved.
"Alright, now number two," boy A continues, breaking Tsuna's thought.
"Ah, yeah! It's me!" Tsuna answers and hurriedly pay attention.
"Ok, Sawada-san, your role will be the head of Pirate B. Please ask two of your friends to be your subordinates," boy A says while smiling.
"EH!? No way!! I become a head of pirate B!!?" Tsuna is really surprised. He never expects to be given a role as important as that. That is extremely unordinary! Is lady luck on his side today? No, or maybe it is in the other hand. He doubts he can play this role well. He doesn't have a leader's personality. He's a dame-Tsuna after all. He is sure as hell he will mess up and will embarrass his self in front of the audience. God, he's as good as dead now.
What should I do—? Tsuna thinks while crying literally, clutching the lottery on his hand, really anxious.
"And because the main characters in this story is the heads of pirates, all the remaining member will be the marines. Please pick one as your head. We will start our practice tomorrow. Please come at the hall every afternoon. We will practice together there," boy A says again, and with that, the meeting is closed.
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On the way home that day, Tsuna tells Yamamoto and Gokudera about the result on role picking.
"Eeh, that's great, Tenth! You've become the main character!" Gokudera praises him in happy and proud look.
"Well, I doubt I can perform it well though…. I guess I will embarrass myself in front of the audiences…," Tsuna says while crying weakly.
"Don't worry, Tenth! You have a good leader personality! You will be okay on the stage! And since I will be there to help you as your right hand man, everything will be alright!" Gokudera tries to reassure Tsuna in full spirit.
"Ahaha, that's true, I will be there too, Tsuna, so if you mess up, we can cover it," Yamamoto laughs slightly while tapping Tsuna's shoulder gently and reassuringly.
"Thank you, Yamamoto, Gokudera-kun…. It's a relief to have you as my friends…. I don't know to whom I should rely on if you're not there…," Tsuna says while crying again, feeling touched. True, he asks Yamaoto and Gokudera to perform as his subordinate, and they don't protest. As usual, Yamamoto regards it as a game, and without even asking him, Gokudera willingly offer his self to be picked. Tsuna is really the luckiest guy in the world! Well…excluding his crazy daily life and fate ahead of him, he's lucky enough.
And with that, the next day, they practise at school. As Tsuna has expected before, Gokudera and Yamamoto are shocked by the presence of Dokuro, Chikusa, and Ken. Well, Tsuna tries hard to stop Gokudera from going rampage though by explaining that Dokuro is not Mukuro, and Chikusa and Ken will not do anything to them. Even if Ken and Chikusa as unfriendly as usual, surprisingly Ken and Gokudera can match together as partners in bickering. They talk, not, bicker a lot that makes the practise season interesting to watch. Tsuna thanks God that everything goes smoothly until the last rehearsal.
Shocking news comes up.
"Umm…due to an unexpected accident, all the marines player miraculously got stomach-ache," boy A says suddenly in troubled look. "We're in trouble. We have to pick other players to role the marines, but the time is insufficient to practice from the start," he says in weak sigh. "If it goes on like this, the play may be canceled again, even if everyone has practice so hard…," he says really sadly.
Everyone groans in protest. They have practiced hard for this event. It's not fair if the play is canceled.
"Well, that's a problem," suddenly Hibari speaks. Everyone becomes silent and looks at him in wonder. "I have waited for this event and even if I really hate crowding people, I have suppressed my urge to smack you all with my tonfa and bite you to death, almost a week. I won't allow you to waste my patience these days," he continues in threatening aura, making everyone step backwards in fear.
"B-but…Hibari-san…, the players are not…," the boy A dares his self to speak to explain that it's impossible to continue the play if there are no players.
"It's easy. You just need more players to fill the marines' roles right?" Hibari asks, and the boy covers his head while saying, 'Hai!' in complete fear and pale face. "Then it's solved. Together with the disciplinary committee, I will fill that role. I have memorized the dialogues and what I shall do as the head of marines," he says suddenly.
Tsuna and the others drop their jaw in shocked faces; Dokuro covers her mouth in surprise; even Hibari's subordinates widen their eyes in priceless funny expressions hearing the sudden proposal.
Hearing no respond, Hibari glances at his subordinates and sends that frightening aura, as if he were saying,'accept or die!' Seeing Hibari's ordering glare, they can do nothing but accept. In unison they perform 'Hai!' voice in spirit.
"There, you have no objection," Hibari smirks at the boy A, and the poor boy can only nod in really scared face.
Tsuna and his friends (Gokudera and Yamamoto) really can't get what Hibari is thinking. Well, they only know one thing. This play in the last day of their festival will be filled with something unexpected and extraordinarily shocking!
In anxiety, silently Tsuna prays for God to make him stay alive till the end of festival…
End of Part I
Tbc…
A/N:Heheh…crazy as always. What do you think? Is it hilarious enough? Please tell me in your reviews! Well, there hasn't any hints of shounen ai in this story, but in later part it will! Anyway this is only first part! The second part will be the crazy performance, filled with shounen ai hints!! XD And I will make it in next chapter. Please wait for it nee!! Thanks for reading (and reviewing). Let's meet again in next chapter!
With Love,
Lunaryu