"Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, sweet revenge was achieved when me, my good buddy Chef, and my interns successfully ruined Blaineley's good looks with a basket of cookies that may seem more delicious than Grandma's cookies, but are surprisingly more dangerous! Hehehe. Anyways, our nine contestants partook in a Medieval cooking challenge to cater for Sir Owen, Duke of Chutney. Colin earned back some respect for his team by helping with his delicious roast beef recipe. The teams also stuck together and achieved at least some success. At least until the fondue showed up. In the end, it was Daniel that took the Fling, but still remained on good terms with his fellow teammates. With only eight contestants remaining, we are now on the home stretch of this season and there will be more drama in store for our contestants this time on Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
*cut to shores of Malchoir*
Dakotazoid and Sam were hard at work setting up the giant salad spinner from Total Drama All-Stars.
"Did I ever tell you how hot you look when you're hard at work?" Sam flirted.
"Tee hee, yes. Sam cute..." Dakotazoid blushed.
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*in confessional* Sam: Man, that girl drives me crazy. She'll be so thrilled about the surprise I'm giving her today! *winks at camera*
*static*
*back to island*
Blaineley sneaked up behind a nearby bush and noticed Dakotazoid and Sam working. She was ready to hatch another scheme for Chris and possibly, the other contestants. She went over to the salad spinner to take a look. However, she touched Dakotazoid on the back in the process of investigating. Dakotazoid turned around and growled fiercely at her.
"Grrrr...get out or I eat you again!" Dakotazoid sneered.
Blaineley quivered in fear and slunk away behind a tree. She then observed the dirt on her hands from touching Dakotazoid.
"Toxic waste, eh?" she thought. "That gives me a perfect idea..."
Not too long later, Blaineley came to the shores of Malchoir with a giant brown balloon. It had a peculiar green liquid inside along with some flies in the air. She then came next to the salad spinner and put the brown balloon underwater right next to it.
"Hmm...I wonder who will be the next mutated victim?" Blaineley sneered evilly.
She then walked over towards the salad spinner to see if the views and the angles were decent. Sam turned around and saw her, giving a rather suspicious look.
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*in confessional* Sam: Ohh, joy...Blaineley's back. And looks like she's up to no good...
*static*
*back to island*
Suddenly, as she was walking, Blaineley accidentally tripped over Sam's untied shoelace and bumped into Dakota in the process. Both of them were over the edge of the bridge where the salad spinner was and as a result, they both tripped off the edge. They fell towards the toxic waste balloon and it popped loudly with a bang.
"DAKOTA!" Sam screamed in horror.
Two shadows then emerged from the lake. One was skinny and small. The other was large and fat. The figure that had the skinniest shadow emerged first. She was wearing a torn pink shirt, torn pink pants, and her long blond hair was a mess.
"Dakota!" Sam shouted as he ran over to the lake.
"Sam!" Dakota shouted back as she ran towards Sam. The two lovebirds hugged each other tightly as they met at the shores.
"Something feels different about me...did I get smaller?" Dakota asked, feeling confused.
"Take a look for yourself, princess!" Sam replied, showing her one of his pocket mirrors.
Dakota looked at herself in the mirror. Why, she was her normal self again! No tan skin, no giant legs, no spikes, no green hair, nothing! Just blond hair and her normal pink clothes and pale skin!
"I'm back to normal again! Yes! Yes! Yes! Take that, McClean!" Dakota yelled happily as she jumped into Sam's arms once more.
"Hey, hot stuff. There's something that I've been wanting to tell you for a while now..." Sam started.
Before he could continue, "RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!" A terrible roar echoed nearby. Sam and Dakota suddenly turned around to see what it was. Oh dear, it was Blaineley. But not just Blaineley. It was a Blaineleyzoid! And she looked even more horrific than Dakotazoid indeed. Her skin was a dangerous shade of dark orange, and big, red warts covered her entire body from head to toe. Her head consisted of two pointy noses and three big, yellow eyes. A giant hunk of fat also grew out of her stomach and her teeth were as sharp as those of a shark. On top of that, an unpleasant odor traveled through both Dakota and Sam's noses.
"Blehhhh, it smells like puke! Let's go somewhere else and I'll tell you there!" Sam said as he grabbed Dakota by the hand and ran. Dakota blushed as he did this. Blaineleyzoid stomped over towards both of them, but they disappeared quick as a wink. She growled in frustration.
*cut to the entrance of Malchoir Forest*
"Welp, looks like we're here!" Sam said as he and Dakota arrived at the entrance of the forest.
"Now, sweetie, what did you want to tell me?" Dakota asked curiously. Before she could ask anything else, Sam got down on one knee, smirking.
"What are you doing?" she asked. Suddenly, Sam gently took her right hand and proceeded to open his mouth.
"Princess, I'm so glad we met through Revenge of the Island. When I first saw you, I couldn't take my eyes off you! You were smokin' hot, woman! Not only that, but you were energetic, bubbly, and very sweet. And I adore those qualities in a woman. And even though I'm kinda nerdy, you still accepted me for who I was! That's another thing that I like in a woman. And these past years with you have been the greatest years of my life!" Sam spoke. Dakota shed a few tears at his words.
"I know this is really early, but I love you so much and the only thing that I ask of you is to be with you forever..." he continued as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a red velvet box. He then opened the box and revealed a golden ring with a red ruby on it. Dakota gasped in awe as she looked at what Sam was holding.
"Dakota Milton, will you marry me?" Sam asked.
Even more tears fell down Dakota's face and she cracked a wide grin. "YES! YES! WHO GIVES A HOOT IF IT'S EARLY OR NOT?! OF COURSE I WILL!" Dakota squealed. Sam then slid the ring down Dakota's finger and they proceeded to have their make-out session.
*cut to shores of Malchoir*
The Blaineleyzoid had vanished from the premises and was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, Chris, Chef, and the interns walked by and were surprised to see a huge pool of toxic waste near the salad spinner.
"Yo, guys. Looks like you'd better clean this up. And you'll definitely be needing these!" Chris told his interns as he handed all of them protective gear. The interns groaned about having to do this. But they had no choice but to clean it up.
"Wonder what cretin was around here?" Chef asked Chris.
"Beats me! But I don't want it affecting my other contestants! Or we'll be piled up with lawsuits!" Chris replied.
*cut to McClean Spa Manor*
"WOOT! Pile on the bacon, butler bro!" Brighton chanted happily as the butler gave him more bacon on his breakfast plate.
"It's about time, too!" Deja said out of relief.
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: Now that I'm still off the radar, it's time to continue with more of my secretive strategies! Time to show everyone what this girl can do! Now that I knocked out Daniel, it's time to knock down everyone else. One by one, they will all go down!
*static*
*back to McClean Spa Manor*
"I need my Hot Cheetos! I haven't had any of 'em for days!" Jordan complained as she entered the dining hall.
"Yo Jordan! I think you may want to take a look at this treasure chest!" Deja called from the storage room.
Jordan came over to the storage room and opened the chest. And, by George, there were dozens of Hot Cheetos packets in the box.
"OH HELL YEAH!" Jordan chanted as she dove inside the chest and dug into the cheesy goodness.
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*in confessional* Jordan: Mmm...life doesn't get much better than this! *eats handful of Hot Cheetos*
*static*
*cut to dining hall*
Colin was relaxing in the dining hall, perfectly satisfied that he wasn't getting any hate from his teammates this morning. Everyone seemed happy and perfectly calm. He then looked at the cranberry muffin on his plate and had an idea. He took his music folder and the muffin and walked outside towards the Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon.
*cut to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
Most of the Valiant Knights were still asleep, except for Olivia, who was wide awake. She was in the same cell that Colin was in the nights before. She was staring at all the equations he had written down and then saw a certain image that caught her eye. It was a drawing of a fair, beautiful girl.
"Hey...that girl looks exactly like..." Olivia mumbled.
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*in confessional* Olivia: That drawing kind of looks like me! Wow...does he have a crush on me?!
*static*
*back to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
"Good morning Olivia!" Colin called as he came up to Olivia's cell.
"Oh, hi Colin!" Olivia replied, blushing slightly.
"I snagged you a cranberry muffin for breakfast!" Colin said as he gave her the muffin.
"Aww, that's really sweet of you! Soonchan is serving only bacon casserole for us this morning...blehhh..." Olivia said. "By the way, what's that?" she asked as she noticed Colin peeking through his music folder.
"Ohh...that's nothing! It's a...poem that I'm writing!" Colin replied, trying to cover himself.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Is Colin trying to hide something from me? I wonder what was up with him there?
*static*
*back to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
Colin then asked, twiddling his thumbs, "Sooooo, how's life?"
Olivia said, "Could be better, I guess. I really miss being on the same team with you though..."
"Really?" Colin asked.
"Yeah...it's just not the same. And well, you're such a nice guy. It was so sweet of you to stick up to me during all those other past times. Those are characteristics I really like in a guy. I thought my ex-boyfriend was truly the guy of my dreams. Up until he cheated on me with three other girls..." she said, wrinkling her nose at the thought of that.
"I never actually had a girlfriend before. Back in my school, I've always been rejected by the girls that I did like. I'm really sick of that..." Colin sighed.
"Yeah...so anyway, what was it you wanted to talk to me about the other day?" Olivia asked.
"Well...umm..." Colin started nervously. Before he could continue, he was once again cut off. This time, by Chef. He said, "Alright maggots! Head over to the shores of Malchoir this instant! We've got an exciting challenge ahead! And y'all don't want to miss it! Also, don't forget to bring your swimsuits!"
"Ugh, why does this keep on happening?!" Colin said in an irritated voice. "Well, I guess I'd better get going..."
"No problem! You can tell me later!" Olivia replied as Colin left the dungeon.
*static*
*in confessional* Colin: I'm tired of being cut off like this. I've gotta tell Olivia the truth! But what if she rejects me?! Will it worsen our friendship?! I'm so nervous right now, but I gotta get this off my back soon! I hope...
*static*
*cut to shores of Malchoir*
All the contestants gathered around Chris for the next challenge. They were all dressed in their swimsuits. Soonchan, Macy, and Michael were almost done cleaning up all the toxic waste near the salad spinner. Dakota and Sam were standing hand-in-hand near Chris.
"Good morning contestants! Before I introduce the challenge, I have a couple of announcements! First of all, I'm very happy to say that Dakota and Sam are officially engaged to be married. Let's give them a round of applause!" The contestants all cheered and clapped for the two of them.
"And secondly, the teams from here on out are officially dissolved! Meaning, it's every contestant for themselves for the rest of the game!" Chris continued. Brighton was the only one to cheer. Everyone else was neutral about it.
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*in confessional* Brighton: Now that I'm officially my own man, it's time to kick this game into high gear! Sha-yeah! Okay, I really need to stop doing that, haha.
*static*
*in confessional* Lyell: Looks like we all have to fly solo now. I'm gonna miss my buds, but I gotta keep my chin up because things are gonna get better here for sure! Time to win this for my parents, my three brothers, and my girlfriend back home! WOO HOO!
*static*
*in confessional* Brianna: I really enjoyed being a good role model for my team and I'm very excited that I made it this far into the game. Looks like it's time to kick it up a notch and show all my friends back home all that I can accomplish in the future!
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*in confessional* Brant: I will admit that the team experience was good. I liked the people and all. But from here on out, I'm in it to win it. I may be the quiet one, but I'm going to come out of my shell a bit more and show everyone what this dude can do!
*static*
*in confessional* Colin: Whoa...I never thought that I'd get this far into the game. I'm pretty nervous about this...Ugh! Get it together, dude! Be a man! Aside from the game, my main goal is to tell Olivia how I really feel about her before one of us gets eliminated! I sure hope she'll hook up with me though...
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Wow...I can't believe I made it to the final 8! All I can say is that I'm pretty excited and I'm glad that Colin is still around to compete. I think it's about time I told him my true feelings for him! I wonder if I should still wait, though? Is it worth it? *sighs* This is so complicated...
*static*
*in confessional* Jordan: Ahh, shoot...can't believe I ate over half a chest of Hot Cheetos. Probably not the best idea...but...YOLO. *holds stomach and groans in pain* Anyways, I'm ready to win this game!
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: Hehehe, perfect timing Chris! Now is the perfect chance for me to take everyone down and score a checkmate! I guess maybe I can start by dumping Jordan...or maybe getting Brighton eliminated...the possibilities are just endless! But I'll get there...oh I'll get there...hehehe...
*static*
*back to island*
"Alright guys! Final team meeting!" Brianna called out to the Valiant Knights. They all gathered around.
"I just wanted to thank all of you for an amazing experience as a team! This is probably one of the best teams that I've ever been a part of. I'm proud of all of you. Now that we are fending for ourselves from here on out, I wish you all the best of luck as you fight for the million. We have to compete against each other, but we'll still remain strong as friends! Thank you all and good luck!" Brianna spoke. They then ended their meeting with a group hug and continued to listen to Chris.
"I hope you all got plenty of rest because today, you are all going to partake in an even more dangerous challenge...AN OBSTACLE COURSE CHALLENGE!" Chris said excitingly. Brighton cheered loudly while everyone else groaned.
"I know, right?!" Chris replied. He then continued, "This challenge will have many parts to it! Soooo, be ready to be amused! The first part will involve running on water, starting from the shores of Malchoir! Once the water gets deep enough, like about your thigh level, you will have to be prepared to swim! You guys will then arrive to a shallow part of Malchoir Bay that will be infested with piranhas! Your goal is to swim above or below sea level to avoid the pirahnas! And no cheating by going around them, or you will have to start over!"
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*in confessional* Olivia: Okay, I'm not so sure about this challenge right now. After all...I hate pirahnas! Their sharp teeth, their hideousness, ugh I could just go on about how unpleasant they are!
*static*
*back to island*
"After you guys escape the piranhas, you will come across several rowboats! Don't worry, we have many extras for those who have to start over! Hehehe...Anyways, you guys will hop onto the rowboats and row through the Tunnel of Fear! You guys won't be needing a flashlight for this since it is already illuminated with some candles! Despite that, you all will come across some zombie pirates, and you guys can use your oars to fend them off!"
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*in confessional* Colin: Did he say 'zombie pirates'? Dear lord...I have a strong phobia for Zombies! I was watching the movie 'Zombie Apocalypse' with my dad one day and I've had nightmares for three straight months! *shivers in fear*
*static*
*back to island*
"Next, you will arrive at a vast sea that will appear not to have any obstacles, but we have one big surprise in store for you!" Chris continued. "Anyways, as you sail upon the vast seas, you will eventually come across a catapult that will launch into the Salad Spinner from Total Drama All-Stars! The Salad Spinner will spin you for about ten seconds! You will then have to walk a wooden plank to the next part of the challenge. Anyone who falls into the water right after taking a ride in the Salad Spinner will have to start all over again! So...control your brains, people! And be careful!"
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*in confessional* Jordan: I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those Hot Cheetos!
*static*
*back to island*
"After you walk the plank, you guys will come across a wooden platform in which you will have to avoid swinging axes as well as flying swords and knives! Next up is my favorite part of the entire challenge...the Kraken! You guys will have to enter the Kraken's mouth and then exit the 'other way'!" Chris continued. All the contestants groaned in disgust.
"Hehehe...I knew you would love that part! And finally, upon exiting the Kraken, you will swim back to shore while avoiding some giant crabs along the way! These ones aren't very friendly! Just a heads up! Anyways, one person at a time will go through the obstacle course. It should take you no more than 20 minutes and that depends on the salad spinner part! The person who takes the least time to complete the obstacle course will win the challenge and will earn a stay at the McClean Spa Manor with a contestant of their choosing! Everyone else will stay at the Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon and the person to take the longest time to finish the course will be automatically eliminated and sent to the Fling of Shame!"
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*in confessional* Deja: A sudden death challenge, eh? Well, I really got to win this then!
*static*
*back to island*
"Now...who will be our first victim?!" Chris asked, grinning slyly at all the contestants.
"Sha-Brighton will go first!" Brighton cockily exclaimed.
"And...go!" Chris said, looking at his stopwatch.
Brighton was officially ready to begin. He ran as quick as lightning through the water. Once the water got to his thigh level, he swam very quickly through the sea and suddenly got to the school of piranhas.
*static*
*in confessional* Brighton: Wow...this is wayyy too easy!
*static*
*back to island*
Brighton then proceeded to swim through the school of piranhas. He grinned widely and continued to quickly swim. Before he knew what was happening, a big piranha jumped out of the water and bit him on his left butt cheek.
"AHHHH! MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK!" Brighton shrieked in pain. Suddenly, another one jumped out and bit him on his right butt cheek.
"AHHHH! MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK!" he shrieked again. And then, another one came from under the sea and bit him in the groin.
"Mommy..." he moaned in pain as he sank into the lake.
"Ouch...that's gonna leave a mark!" Chris remarked. The other contestants cringed at that sight.
*static*
*in confessional* Brighton: Well...this may be a bit more difficult than I thought...
*static*
*back to island*
A moment later, big bubbles emerged onto the surface and Brighton punched down the piranhas, one by one. Everyone cheered for him as he did this. He then arrived at the boat dock.
"Alrighty, Brighton. You are currently at 1 minute and 46 seconds! That's pretty good for getting bitten in the butt so many times!" Chris laughed.
Brighton then jumped onto the boat and rowed it with all of his might onto the vast sea into the Tunnel of Fear.
"Well...this doesn't look so bad..." he said to himself as he rowed into the tunnel. All of a sudden, a figure emerged onto the surface right in front of him. It was a hideous looking zombie pirate with a sickly green color, a captain's hat with a skull on it, a red coat, torn blue pants, and a hook for one hand, and a sword in the other. He was very creepy-looking indeed. Many others came up in front of him to prevent him from escaping.
"Nuh-uh! No one gets past me!" Brighton yelled as he grabbed his oar and knocked out the pirate right in front of him with one mighty swing.
"Take that! And that! And that!" Brighton shouted from the tunnel as he swung his oar everywhere, knocking out each and every pirate that lay on his path. Pretty soon, he was out of the Tunnel of Fear.
"Very good, Brighton! You are now at 2 minutes and 59 seconds! Keep going!" Chris continued.
Right after he exited the tunnel, Brighton then sailed upon the open seas to see that nothing was there to threaten his chances of completing the challenge.
He then said, "Well, this shouldn't b-". He was suddenly cut off by a large amount of bubbles coming up to the surface along with a big, dark blue head. Soon, its long neck emerged to the surface. It had very sharp teeth, big blue eyes, and purple scales coming from his head down to his tail. It snarled loudly.
"That was our big surprise! Behold the Lochness Monster!" Chris announced, laughing cockily.
*static*
*in confessional* Chris: I love my job...
*static*
*back to island*
Brighton rowed as fast as he could, but the Lochness Monster hoisted him by the collar of his jersey using its teeth and threw him back into the tunnel.
"Oh no...you are messing with the wrong man!" Brighton snapped as he quickly swam up to the Lochness Monster. He jumped in the air and hit its jaw. The Lochness Monster roared in pain. While it was doing so, Brighton quickly jumped back into his boat and rowed as quickly as possible.
"4 minutes and 5 seconds!" Chris announced.
Not too long after, Brighton approached a catapult. Without further ado, he jumped aboard and it sent him flying towards the salad spinner. The salad spinner spun way more than any man could take. Brighton felt very nauseous and right after he got off the spinner, he barfed a little in the water.
*static*
*in confessional* Brighton: Probably shouldn't have had too much bacon this morning...
*static*
*back to island*
"4 minutes and 55 seconds!" Chris announced.
"C'mon, B! Get it together!" Brighton shouted to himself as he stopped his head from turning round and round in dizziness.
He cautiously walked the plank right onto the wooden platform to begin the next part of the challenge. As soon as he got on, a swinging ax was about to chop his head off! He ducked just in time, though. Running as fast as he could, he dodged ax to ax and jumped and ducked over swords and knives that were flying after him.
Once Brighton got past all the weaponry, Chris then said, "Great job! You are now at 5 minutes and 42 seconds! It's time to face the kraken now!"
Brighton then dove back into the sea and came across the kraken. This kraken was very large indeed. It had a strong red color, big yellow eyes, an evil glare, eight long legs, and a giant mouth. It roared fiercely at Brighton. He then decided that it was the perfect opportunity to get the job done. He jumped inside the kraken's enormous mouth and traveled right down it's throat and into the stomach.
"Well...looks like I'm finally at the stomach! If only there were some lights that could take me right to the other end..." Brighton thought to himself as he pondered how he was going to get out of the kraken. He decided to take a few steps forward and he found himself fall through another hole. He screamed for his dear life, but before he knew it, he was right back in the water, covered in kraken goo.
"Gross...but at least I'm out!" Brighton said to himself as he came back onto the surface.
"7 minutes and 10 seconds! You're at the home stretch now!" Chris announced.
Brighton then ran as quickly as he could to the shores, but not before a swarm of big, angry crabs blocked his way. Regardless, he did not let them stop him from completing the challenge. He jumped up in the air and beat them down, one by one, and then proceeded to get back on shore.
"And your final time was...8 minutes and 6 seconds! Well done! Now, who's next?" Chris announced.
"I guess I'll go" Brant shrugged as he stepped up onto the shores.
Chris then replied, "Alrighty then! And...begin!"
Brant then ran across the water. Not as fast as Brighton, but still fairly fast. Soon, he was swimming across the water. He then headed over to the school of piranhas. He saw that very few piranhas were deep under water. He then dove deep under and dodged all of the piranhas.
"You are now at 1 minutes and 30 seconds!" Chris announced.
"Sweet..." Brant thought to himself.
He then approached the row boat dock and hopped onto one of the boats. He then set sail towards the Tunnel of Fear.
"Well, this shouldn't be too hard..." Brant thought to himself.
As he rowed through the Tunnel of Fear, a large band of zombie pirates emerged from the sea and they looked very fierce indeed. As Brant was fending off the pirates with his oar, two pirates, one in front of the boat and one behind the boat, broke it using their swords. Luckily for Brant, he managed to swim out of the tunnel with his full flesh intact.
*static*
*in confessional* Brant: Good thing I've been part of the school swim team for the past several years! I guess all these skills that I've learned at home are really helpful.
*static*
*back to island*
"Well, Brant, you are currently at 3 minutes and 30 seconds! Better get cracking there!" Chris announced.
Brant continued to swim as fast as he could until he bumped into the Lochness Monster. As he was dodging its attacks, the monster knocked the glasses off his face with one of its attacks. Luckily, he soon managed to catch his glasses before it disappeared into the unknowns of the water.
"You're now at 4 minutes and 32 seconds!" Chris announced.
Brant continued to swim until he bumped into the catapult. He hopped on and was sent flying towards the salad spinner, where he spun round and round for 10 seconds. It took a few seconds for him to get his head together to be able to walk the plank, but he managed to keep going.
"5 minutes and 55 seconds!" Chris said.
Brant finally arrived at the wooden platform, where he ducked in the nick of time from all the big swinging axes and dodged all of the knives and swords that came flying at him.
"6 minutes and 37 seconds!" said Chris.
"Oh boy...here comes the disgusting part..." Brant thought to himself as he approached the kraken.
He then plugged his nose and swam right into the mouth of the kraken and traveled down its throat and into his stomach. He then walked forward, only to fall through a hole nearby. He screamed on the way down, but soon managed to find himself back in the water.
"7 minutes and 41 seconds!" Chris announced.
Brant found himself about to break Brighton's record. But, before he could, giant crabs clawed at him from all directions. So, he was stalled. He tried attacking them with his arms and legs, but that wasn't of any use. He just kept getting attacked. He then noticed an opening that the crabs weren't blocking. He pointed in one direction, causing the crabs to turn away. He then ran as fast as he could back to the island.
"Alright, Brant! Your final time was...8 minutes and 23 seconds! Brighton is still in the lead!" Chris announced. Brighton cheered loudly while Brant seemed to be a bit disappointed.
"Okay! Who's up next?" Chris asked.
"I can go..." Brianna said.
"Okay! And...go!" Chris announced. And Brianna was off!
Brianna ran and swam as fast as she could across the water. However, once she got into the school of piranhas, many piranhas jumped out at her. One of them tugged at her hair as she was trying to dodge all of them. Luckily for her, she whipped her hair back hard, causing the piranha to fall back into the water. She then jumped on one of the piranhas and did a series of flips into the sky before jumping back into the water and out of the school of piranhas.
"1 minute and 7 seconds!" Chris announced.
Brianna then jumped aboard one of the row boats and rowed towards the Tunnel of Fear. As she rowed through the darkness of the tunnel which was slightly illuminated by candles, she came across another hoard of zombie pirates. She was slowed down a little, but she managed to keep going and soon, she was out of the tunnel.
"2 minutes and 1 second!" Chris announced.
She then proceeded towards the vast open seas and ran into a bit of trouble with the Lochness Monster. As she swam as fast as she could towards the catapult, the Lochness Monster hit her, but it missed only by a hair. Before it attacked her again, she did another flip into the air and made a perfect landing onto the catapult and was then flung towards the Salad Spinner.
"3 minutes and 1 second!" Chris announced.
The Salad Spinner then spun her round and round for 10 seconds. After taking the spin, Brianna spent a while trying to get herself together. She was very sensitive to dizziness and needed at least a moment to get herself together. She panted like crazy, held her head, and groaned a little under her breath.
"Just a heads up, you're now at 4 minutes and 21 seconds! Keep going!" Chris said.
"C'mon, Bri! You can do it!" Lyell called out to her.
Brianna managed to get herself together and keep going. She proceeded to cautiously walk across the plank and proceed to the wooden platform to complete the next part of the challenge. She quickly ducked over the wooden axes and dodged all the flying swords and knives that came flying towards her.
"5 minutes and 22 seconds!" Chris announced.
She then quickly swam towards the kraken, giving an uncomfortable expression. As the kraken opened its mouth to roar at her, she quickly jumped inside its mouth and traveled down its throat and into its stomach.
"Oh my gosh...this is so disgusting..." Brianna said to herself as she felt kraken goo all over her.
"Now...where are the lights?" Brianna asked.
She walked all over the kraken's stomach, trying to find a way out. She groaned in frustration as she struggled to find a path that would get her out of this mess.
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*in confessional* Brianna: Ugh...this could take longer than I thought...
*static*
*back to island*
"I wonder what's up with Brianna? She's been in there for almost two minutes!" Chris told Chef.
"Ah, no biggie. She'll find the secret path sooner or later!" Chef said reassuringly.
*cut to kraken's stomach*
Brianna then walked to one corner and before she could say anything else, she felt herself falling down the secret passageway. She screamed until she landed straight inside the water. She then quickly swam up to the surface.
"You're now at 7 minutes and 40 seconds!" Chris announced.
Brianna then scurried over to the shores, but felt a sharp claw pull her by the waist. The crab then held her up while glaring at her. She struggled to get out, but in the process, she managed to kick the crab in the eye. She managed to escape and run up to the shore. She sighed with relief at that she was finally done.
"Great job, Brianna! You are at 8 minutes and 10 seconds! So, right smack dab in the middle of Brighton and Brant! So, you will definitely be safe tonight! You too, Brighton! Alright, who's next?" Chris announced.
"I can go-" Olivia started.
"No! I'll go first!" Colin said, trying to stand up for Olivia. Olivia stared at him in awe.
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*in confessional* Olivia: He stood up for me! *sighs dreamily* He's so romantic!
*static*
*back to island*
"And...begin!" Chris said, looking at his watch.
Colin quickly ran through the water and quickly swam towards the school of piranhas.
"Go Colin! You can do it!" Olivia cheered.
Colin suddenly found himself covered in piranhas. Despite the great amount of pain he felt at this, he still managed to keep going by swimming really fast under water and emerging quickly back to the surface. Eventually, all the piranhas got off of him. He was finally at the row boat dock. His clothes were torn and there were bruises on his arms and on his face. His hair was also a mess. But he still kept going.
"1 minute and 32 seconds!" Chris announced.
He hopped onto one of the boats and quickly rowed towards the Tunnel of Fear. He seemed to be fine, but right until he ran into the zombie pirates. His loud screams could be heard clearly, even from the island. Olivia looked very worried.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Gee whiz...I hope Colin's okay.
*static*
*back to island*
Colin attempted to fend off the zombie pirates with his oar. He hit some, but one of them split his oar in half with its sword and both halves flew into the water. Desperate to get away. Colin used his hands to get out of the Tunnel. With all his might, he pulled his arms back and forth into the water to row the boat out of the tunnel. He had to do all of this while avoiding getting attacked by the zombie pirates.
*static*
*in confessional* Colin *in fetal position*: Zombie pirates...zombie pirates...there is not a zombie pirate in the confessional right now...
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Colin opened it and there stood a zombie pirate right in front of him. "AHHHHH!" he screamed.
*static*
*back to island*
"Exactly 4 minutes!" Chris announced.
Colin quickly rowed his boat with his hands through the vast open seas. That is, until he bumped into the Lochness Monster. Nevertheless, he kept on paddling as fast as he could, away from the monster. All of a sudden, the Lochness Monster hit him with his tail, causing him to fly right on top of the catapult. He was launched and had quite a ride on the Salad Spinner. After his wild ride, he fell hard on the ground and fainted.
"COLIN!" Olivia screamed out of concern. She attempted to go up to the Salad Spinner to help him, but Chris stopped her and said, "Uh-uh-uh! That's cheating!"
"Alrighty Colin! You are now at 4 minutes and 29 seconds! Colin? Hello? Hello?" Chris announced from his megaphone.
*two minutes later*
"Colin! You're now at 6 minutes and 29 seconds! If you don't get up soon, you're gonna take the Fling!" Chris called. Colin opened his eyes but could not get up.
Olivia then took the megaphone from Chris and said, "Colin! I have faith in you! You can do this! Do it for me!"
Colin heard all that Olivia said in the megaphone and promptly got up. He then cautiously walked the plank and dodged every single axe, knife, and sword that came after him while on the platform.
"7 minutes and 16 seconds!" Chris announced.
Colin then dove into the sea and quickly swam towards the kraken's mouth. He then traveled down towards its stomach and after about a few seconds, he managed to find the path down its rear and finally into the water. He swam up to the surface and quickly ran up to the shores. But not until the swarm of angry crabs blocked his way. He suddenly grabbed some stones from the water and threw it at all of them, stalling them. He then managed to escape them and come back to shore. His clothes were torn and he was bruised up, but he was still alright.
"Hey Colin, you okay?" Olivia asked as she helped dust himself off.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking!" Colin replied, grinning at her. She grinned back, blushing.
"And your final time was...9 minutes and 2 seconds! With that said, Brant is definitely safe tonight!" Chris announced. "Now, who's next?"
"I can go!" Olivia said.
"Alrighty...and...go!" Chris said, looking at his watch. And Olivia was off!
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: I'm ready to do this! For Colin!
*static*
*back to island*
Olivia seemed to have an easy time running and swimming through the water and through the school of piranhas. She managed to dive down below sea level to avoid getting bitten by the piranhas. She also didn't have too much trouble finding a decent boat and finding her way through the Tunnel of Fear. She also had a decent time getting past the Zombie Pirates. Once she came out of the tunnel, Chris announced that her current time was exactly 2 minutes, which wasn't too shabby. The Lochness Monster also missed his attack on her by a hair. She then rowed towards the catapult and was then launched to the Salad Spinner. After 10 seconds, she felt very dizzy and drowsy. Unfortunately, she fell in the water in the midst of her dizziness.
"Sorry Olivia! Looks like you have to start over! Your current timing is 4 minutes and 3 seconds!" Chris announced. Olivia hung her head in shame as she ran back to the shores of Malchoir to start over. It took her more or less the same amount of time to get from there and back to the Salad Spinner.
"8 minutes and 6 seconds!" Chris announced.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Okay, now I'm getting really worried...I hope I can still pull this off...*sighs*
*static*
*back to island*
Overcoming the dizziness after a second time on the Salad Spinner, she quickly ran up the plank, but luckily did not fall in the water. She jumped over all the flying swords and knives as well as the swinging axes. She also cringed at the thought of entering the kraken's mouth and coming out at the other end. But she quickly did so and didn't have trouble finding a way out. She was a bit terrified about the angry crabs, but she managed to get past them and back to shore safely.
"And your final time was...9 minutes and 59 seconds! I hate to say it, but you have the highest time so far and you are in danger of elimination tonight. But Colin, you are definitely safe from elimination tonight! Soooo, who's next?" Chris announced.
"I think I'll get it done and over with" Lyell calmly said as he stepped up to the water.
Lyell seemed very calm when doing the challenge. He swam pretty fast, but not as fast as Brighton or Brianna. He seemed to breeze through the school of piranhas and even if he did get bitten, he didn't let that bother him. He just kept going. He also rowed at a steady pace and at the Tunnel of Fear, he tossed a dead fish in another direction to distract the Zombie Pirates that surrounded him. While he was rowing past the Lochness Monster, it ate his hat, but he didn't feel a thing. He just kept going. He soon arrived at the catapult, where he was launched to the Salad Spinner for yet another wild ride. He felt a little dizzy, but he didn't let himself succumb to it. He just kept going and going. He dodged the weaponry that flew at him, found his way out of the Kraken's body, and distracted the angry crabs to finally get to shore safely.
"Good work, Lyell! And your final time was 8 minutes and 51 seconds! You took your time there, but the good news is that it is good enough to keep you safe. For now...hehehe...who's next?" Chris announced.
"I'll go" Deja firmly said.
"And...go!" Chris said, looking at his watch.
Deja ran as fast as she could through the water and bolted through the school of piranhas and directly to the boat dock. She punched and kicked all the piranhas that attempted to bite her and she continued to swim as fast as she could.
"45 seconds!" Chris announced, excitedly.
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: I'm rocking this game! All those years on the swim team and that summer job that I had as being a beach lifeguard really helped! And let's not forget that I'm tough as nails and I'm ready to take down anyone who gets in my way! Hiiiii-ya! *breaks camera lens*
*static*
*back to island*
She hopped aboard the rowboat and rowed as fast as she could through the Tunnel of Fear, knocking down all the Zombie Pirates that stood in her way. Once she was out of the tunnel, she quickly rowed past the Lochness Monster and dodged all of its attacks. She hopped aboard the catapult and took a wild ride on the Salad Spinner. She quickly got herself together from the dizziness and ran across the plank and dodged all the weaponry that flew at her. She swam inside the Kraken's mouth, sliding from tunnel to tunnel until she finally got out of its body. She then got back to the surface, beat down the crabs that lay in her path, and victoriously climbed to the surface.
"Well done, Deja! And your final time was...5 minutes and 59 seconds! You are definitely safe from elimination tonight and you have a good shot at winning the challenge and another stay at the McClean Spa Manor! Will Jordan be able to beat Deja's score? Will Olivia be safe from elimination tonight? Find out after the break!"
*break*
*back to island*
"Alright, Jordan! We are at the home stretch now! Now is your chance to finish this challenge up so we can finally relax!" Chris said, looking at his watch.
"Whatever" Jordan muttered.
"And...go!" Chris said, looking at his watch. And Jordan was off.
Jordan was off to a very slow start with all the running she had to do. She also quickly grew tired of all the swimming she had to do.
"Ughhh...this is too much work! Do we have to do this crap?!" Jordan angrily said.
"Yep..." Chris muttered.
Jordan slowly approached the school of piranhas and attacked all of those that lay in her path. A minute later, she arrived at the row boat dock, breathing heavily. She surprisingly rowed faster than she swam. But, her upset stomach slowed her down quite a bit. She still managed to attack the Zombie Pirates that lay in her way in the Tunnel of Fear and she got out sooner or later. She then approached the Lochness Monster. She successfully attacked it with the swing of her oar, but the hideous monster hoisted her by the hoodie, swung her from left to right really fast, and threw her towards the catapult. Jordan got really dizzy and was ready to vomit. Her hood was completely ripped off. She was then launched towards the Salad Spinner. Ten seconds later, she felt very dizzy and she fell in the water, throwing up before she reached the surface.
"Sorry, Jordan! You have to start over! You are at exactly 6 minutes! Chop chop!" Chris announced.
Jordan groaned at the fact that she had to start over. She slowly jogged over to the shores of Malchoir, swam towards the school of piranhas, rowed another boat through the Tunnel of Fear, got attacked by the Lochness Monster again, took the catapult towards the Salad Spinner, and fell in the water yet again...
"Ugh...this is going to take longer than I thought..." Chris groaned.
*so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one*
"Are you seriously ripping off Spongebob again?!" Brant complained.
"Like I said, you'd better get used to it! I do it all the time!" Chris haughtily replied. Brant just rolled his eyes.
"Well...it looks like Jordan finally finished the course with a total time of...20 minutes!" Chris announced. "Well, it looks like Deja's the winner and Jordan will be taking the Fling tonight!"
"WHAT?! THAT IS BULLCRAP, MCCLEAN! I OUGHTA KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Jordan angrily yelled. She was all wet, covered in salty sea water and kraken goo. Her 'Young Star' sweatshirt was ripped to shreds and her hair was a mess.
"Well, too bad! Chef, take her away!" Chris said. Chef grabbed her tightly and dragged her towards the Fling of Shame.
"So, Deja, because of your victory, you will get an immunity for the next 3 challenges, meaning that you cannot be eliminated! You will also choose who to bring with you tonight to the spa. So, take your pick!" Chris said before leaving with Chef.
"I pick...Brighton!" Deja said, shrugging. Brighton hooted in victory.
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: Victory is sweet! If I keep this up, I'll win the million for sure!
*static*
*cut to Fling of Shame*
"Any last words, Jordan?" Chris asked.
"Oh, plenty! First of all, this game is unfair and I totally deserve to win this game! Secondly, Chris - you are a son of a -" she was cut off by the Fling of Shame being activated and her flying into the great unknown.
"Well, glad that that's taken care of! Chef, let's say that you, me, and the interns relax at the castle's jacuzzi this evening?" Chris asked.
"Sure thing!" Chef replied, feeling satisfied.
*cut to castle jacuzzi*
Chris, Chef, Soonchan, Macy, and Michael were all dressed in their bathing suits and were all relaxing in a candle-lit jacuzzi and spa.
"This is the life..." Soonchan said.
"I gotta tell you, Chris! That was one amazing prank you pulled on Blaineley the other day!" Chef complimented.
"I try Chef...I try..." Chris remarked cockily.
"Hee, hee, hee! Stop it Michael! That tickles!" Macy laughed, feeling a tickle on her right arm.
"Umm...that wasn't me..." Michael said, kind of confused. He suddenly felt something tickle him on his left arm.
"Macy...are you tickling me?" he asked.
"No...why?" Macy asked.
Macy and Michael then looked at their arms and were very shocked to see that their arms were covered with purple leeches!
"AHHHHHHH!" they both screamed.
"Leeches?!" Chris exclaimed alarmingly.
The five all got out of the tub and they saw many leeches on their arms, legs, and bathing suits, and there were many more inside the jacuzzi, from what they could see.
"How did they get here?!" Chris screamed.
He then turned behind him and saw several trolls giggling at them before running off. Chris, Chef, and the interns followed them out the castle and were very shocked to see a giant monster in front of the castle.
"Bla-bla-bla-BLAINELEY?!" Chris screamed.
"CHRIS! ME BETTER THAN YOUU! HAHAHA!" Blaineleyzoid shouted.
"Oh-la-la! Babe, you look smokin' hot right now!" Soonchan exclaimed, jumping into Blaineleyzoid's giant hand.
"Soooo, what do you want to do? See a movie? Have some dinner? Make out?" Soonchan flirted.
"NOOOOO!" Blaineleyzoid shouted as she flung Soonchan to the other side of the island. "Oooooo, she totally digs me!" Soonchan said to himself before he hit a tall tree in Malchoir Forest. Blaineleyzoid then stomped off to the shores of Malchoir to head back home. She flipped the birdie at Chris before leaving.
*cut to the back of Mt. Chrismore*
"They haven't seen the last of me! People are gonna pay!"
That voice came from a large figure emerging from the sea. Jordan was back! She arrived at the back of Mt. Chrismore to think up her next scheme. She suddenly ran into Duncan, who had some bombing equipment with him.
"What's up?" Duncan asked as he saw Jordan come up towards him. "Are you plotting some sweet revenge too?"
"Yep. Say, why do you need revenge anyway?" Jordan asked Duncan suspiciously.
"Well, Chris won't stop making fun of me for being a 'goody-goody'. So, I'm going to show him once more how bad I am!" Duncan grinned evilly.
"I like the sound of that!" Jordan complimented. They both laughed evilly.
*cut to castle*
Chris was sound asleep and was probably dreaming about fame or something like that. All of a sudden, BOOM! A loud boom echoed throughout the island along with a big crash. Chris alarmingly got out of bed, put on his night robe, and ran outside to see what was happening. Chef, Macy, Soonchan, and Michael did the same.
"Did you guys hear that sound too?" Chris asked.
"Yeah...it looks like it came from the other side of the island. Probably Mt. Chrismore..." Michael pondered.
"Let's go check it out!" Macy suggested.
*cut to Mt. Chrismore*
All of the contestants had woken up and arrived at Mt. Chrismore to see what was up. They then turned to Chris, who was moaning loudly at some large broken rocks.
"My head...my beautiful head..." Chris moaned. "My head was the highlight of Mt. Chrismore! Now, it's like any other normal mountain! NOOOOOO! Who is responsible for this mess?!"
"WE ARE!" Duncan and Jordan both said together, coming out of the forest, dancing and taunting Chris.
Suddenly, the police arrived at the scene and cuffed both of them. "You guys are both under arrest for the destruction of property. You will be in the clink for a while, so prepare yourself!"
"I'll get Courtney to bail me out of jail. Nbd..." Duncan muttered.
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, MCCLEAN! I WILL BE BACK! MARK MY WORDS!" Jordan yelled. As she was being taken away, she attempted to punch Chris in the face, but he ducked and she ended up hitting Michael instead, leaving him with a black eye and a broken nose.
"Michael!" Macy yelled in worry as she ran to his side.
Chris sadly announced, "Well, that was a huge shocker...will my face ever get fixed again?! Will anymore drama happen next time? Answers and more coming up on another exciting episode of Total...Drama...Kingdom!" He then signs off the episode and cries his heart out.
Hope you enjoyed this more dramatic and much longer chapter! Sorry it was so long! So much interesting stuff happened this time around! Tune in for more drama next time! PLEASE R&R! XD