"Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, it was every contestant for themselves as the teams were busted up! Our final 8 engaged in a BRUTAL obstacle-course challenge, probably the most brutal challenge we've had so far this season! Our contestants faced piranhas, dangerous weaponry, a Salad Spinner, a Kraken, angry crabs (not the Mr. Krabs crabs!), and even the Lochness Monster! Some managed to float on the surface and succeed, despite the difficulties that lay on their path. Others sank big time! In the end, Deja was victorious and got to spend luxury with Brighton and Jordan was the one to take the Fling! Speaking of Jordan, she and Duncan teamed up to knock out my beautiful head from the face of Mt. Chrismore, all leading up to their arrest! THANK...GOD. In addition, Sam popped the question to Dakota, which she happily accepted, and Blaineley became the monstrous Blaineleyzoid, who arranged for her minions to put leeches in my precious hot tub! Grrr...Anyways, a lot of stuff has happened last time. And there's surely more coming up on another exciting episode of Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
*cut to meadow at Malchoir Forest*
Blaineleyzoid was stomping through Malchoir Forest, looking very tired and impatient indeed. Her eyebrows were down in the form of a glare, her eyes stared forward as she continued on her path, she breathed heavily, and her tongue was sticking out of her mouth, drooling big drops from her mouth.
"ME THIRSTY!" she roared as she continued to stomp.
Before she did anything else, she noticed a nearby meadow with no trees to hide behind. There were flowers covering the ground as well as grass with a shade of light green. At the center of the meadow stood a giant fountain. The fountain, of course, had a Chris statue spewing out liquid from its mouth. The liquid was a perfect sky blue and there was a sign that engraved the significance of the fountain. Blaineleyzoid grabbed the engraved sign and read it: "Welcome to Malchoir Island's Fountain of Youth! This special liquid in the fountain is indeed very special, containing a strong mineral. Whether you are ill or you have a genetic mutation or anything like that, you take a handful of this liquid and you will be back to normal!" Blaineleyzoid nodded her head after reading the message.
Before she took in the liquid, she punched the head of the Chris statue, knocking it out. And then, she took a handful of the liquid and thirstily gulped it down. A few seconds later, she shrunk back to her normal self. Her warts were gone, her body was trim, her skin was normal, and all of her hair was clean and intact. In addition, she only had one nose and two eyes! Blaineley took out her pocket mirror and looked at herself.
"Alright! Back to normal! Time to go back to my private jet to do some scheming for today!" Blaineley thought to herself as she headed back to the shores of Malchoir.
Feral Ezekiel was crawling right behind her the whole time, searching for some prey. He then came across the fountain of youth and stared at it for a long time. He needed something nice and fresh to quench his thirst. And this seemed like the perfect chance for him to do that. He sneaked over to the other side of the fountain and sipped some of the liquid. Pretty soon, his skin turned from green to pale, his dark brown hair grew back, his blue hat was intact, and his clothes weren't torn up anymore.
"Welp, looks like I'm back to normal, eh! Time to find Chris and get some money!" Zeke said to himself.
*cut to shores of Malchoir*
Blaineley walked over to the driver section of her private jet and was ready to take off and head back to her mansion. All of a sudden, she noticed a giant hornet that was on the window. She shrugged and slid the window down. However, before she knew it, there was another one on her left arm, her right leg, both of her shoulders, on her nose, everywhere on her body!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed as the hornets surrounded her and started stinging her.
Chris and Chef were hiding behind some trees nearby. They high-fived each other upon listening to Blaineley's screams of agony.
"Probably our best prank ever!" Chris said.
"Good thing my mother was a hornet keeper back then! That was one of the factors that made me a tough guy!" Chef exclaimed.
Chris and Chef then turned around to go back to their castle. All of a sudden, they bumped into Zeke, who kept on staring at the two of them.
"Yo Chris! I'm back and I'm in it to win it! Can I join the game?!" Ezekiel enthusiastically asked.
"Chef, can you please do the honors?" Chris asked.
"With pleasure!" Chef replied as he grabbed Ezekiel.
*a moment later*
Ezekiel is tied up with rope and a duct tape around his mouth. He was also in Chef's helicopter, about to be flown back home. Muffled screams could be heard from him.
"Well, glad that's taken care of!" Chris proudly said to himself.
*cut to intern's tent*
Macy was putting a packet of ice on Michael's black eye and then on his nose.
"You know Mike...you're a real piece of work!" Macy told Mike while laughing.
"I try...thank you so much for taking care of me like this!" Mike said, smirking at Macy.
"Hey, just doing my job!" she remarked.
Macy suddenly had the urge to do something. She stared at Mike for a long time as she tried to heal him. She didn't turn anywhere else. Her focus was only on him. Her tongue suddenly became even more moist inside her mouth and she licked her lips slowly. She was urged to do something, but she decided that she could not take it anymore! She had to satisfy herself! She suddenly leaned in and kissed his cheek! Mike was extremely shocked at first, but he let out a wide grin upon her action.
*static*
*in confessional* Mike: She-she kissed me?! Holy crap, she likes me! YUS!
*static*
*in confessional* Macy: I don't know what got into me! But guess what? I don't regret it one bit! He's a great guy!
*static*
*back to intern's tent*
"Sooooo...I was wondering if..." Mike stuttered as he attempted to ask Macy out. Before he could finish, she firmly said, "Yes." He continued to grin at her acceptance and let her take care of his bruises.
"Macy and Michael sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Soonchan sang as he barged into the intern's tent. "I heard everything!"
"Uhh...yeah! Sooo, you got a problem with that?" Mike asked.
"Reminds me of when me and Laura were going out. It was so romantic. She would always yell at me for being annoying. But hey, we still liked each other no matter what. And then later, she decided that I wasn't her type anymore. And she threw a garbage can at me for being so annoying and she told me that she didn't want to see me again. But screw whatever she says! I still bother her to this day!" Soonchan said, dreamily.
"You must've not been a very good boyfriend then..." Macy told him.
"Not very good?! I'm a fantastic boyfriend!" Soonchan defended.
"Uh-huh!" Mike said, sarcastically.
*cut to McClean Spa Manor*
Brighton, as usual, was pigging out on a hearty breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon and chugging it all down with fresh grape juice. Deja, however, was hard at work at writing something down on a piece of paper.
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: Soooo, I'm working on my elimination chart right now. My main priority is to get the weaker ones down first before the stronger ones. As of now, Lyell's a strong guy. So, I'll eliminate him later. Brianna as well. That leaves Brighton, Brant, Olivia, and Colin. I'm kind of aiming more towards knocking out either Colin or Olivia since one of them would be sad without the other around and vice-versa. That would mean two pawns knocked out! Then I can dump Brant since he's not a big threat to win and then Brighton. Then, to get to the final 3 and come out on top! That is the perfect plan! And I expect to come out successful!
*static*
*cut to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
Colin was hanging out in his cell, looking at some sheet music and strumming some chords on his harp, humming in tune with them. He was very absorbed in his music that he didn't hear Olivia walk up to his cell door.
"Hey Colin! Whatcha doin'?" Olivia enthusiastically asked, cracking a big smile.
"Just hanging around and practicing some stuff on my harp...heh heh..." Colin replied, sounding a bit nervous on the inside.
"What are those papers you got there?" she asked.
"That's just the poem I'm currently working on...heh heh heh..." Colin responded, sounding even more nervous. Olivia eyed the paper from where she was standing and saw some notes and chords. She became rather suspicious.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Colin's been acting a bit strange lately. Clearly, he's hiding something from me in those papers. I have to find out what he's trying to hide from me!
*static*
*back to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
"I'm in such a good mood today!" Olivia happily said.
"That's awesome! What's going on today?" Colin asked, happy that she was doing well.
"It's my birthday today! Sweet 16!" Olivia squealed.
"Congrats to you! Happy birthday! My 16th was actually 4 months ago! It's a pretty exciting time! We gotta celebrate today!" Colin remarked.
*static*
*in confessional* Colin: This might be the perfect opportunity for me to finally show her that song. I'm getting kind of tired of hiding that song from her. It's time to be straight up!
*static*
*back to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
"I'll be right back. I'm going to see how Lyell's holding up" Colin told Olivia. She nodded and watched as Colin exited his cell, closing the door behind him. He then walked over to Lyell's cell.
"Hey, what's up bro? You wanna talk man-to-man?" Lyell greeted.
"I just want to say that today's the day. I'm going to finally show her the song and ask her 'the question'! It's also her birthday, so I think today is the perfect time!" Colin told Lyell.
"Bro, that is awesome! Be a man! Show her the romantic side!" he replied.
"Thanks for everything, Lyell! You're an awesome friend!" Colin said, pounding fists with Lyell.
*static*
*in confessional* Lyell: Well, my role as Cupid is finally making progress! Can't wait to see those two turtle doves finally get together!
*static*
*back to Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
"ATTENTION CAMPERS! MEET ME AT THE CASTLE! WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING CHALLENGE IN STORE FOR ALL OF YOU!" Chris announced through the megaphone.
*cut to castle*
"Greetings contestants! Today, we have decided to lay off on the physical challenges. So, instead, we have another special challenge for all of you...a jestering challenge!" Chris announced.
"Uhh...what's a jester?" Brighton asked, sounding confused.
"Good question, Brighton! A jester is basically a Medieval comedian that can do all sorts of goofy routines! That will be the gist of your challenge, today!" Chris announced.
"And we have several special judges today!" he excitedly said. "We have...Cameron...and Cody!"
Chris then points to a long table with three seats. On the leftmost side was Cameron and on the rightmost side was Cody. They both gave shy grins and waved to the contestants. All of a sudden, at the center of the table, a large pair of tan arms was raised outwards towards both Cameron and Cody.
"Oh...no..." Cameron and Cody both said together. The right arm grabbed Cameron and the left arm grabbed Cody and they were both pulled to the center of the table. A tall, tan figure was then revealed. She had purple hair, shiny pink lip gloss, a yellow top, and light blue skinny jeans, and she was clinging onto the two boys tightly!
"IT'S MY CAMCODY PAIR! EEEEEE!" she squealed at the top of her lungs while cuddling with the two boys. They both groaned loudly.
"Oh, and I almost forgot! Sierra's our other judge!" Chris announced.
"Aww man, Chris! Why did you have to invite her too?" Cody asked.
"Just to make things more funny...for me!" Chris remarked, winking. "Anyways, Cameron, Cody, and Sierra-"
"My name is Camsierraody, thank you very much!" Sierra firmly said.
"Whatever..." Chris replied. "Anyways, they will be judging your performance today. They will each be giving a specific score out of 10, based on how funny, intelligent, and unique your act is. Soooo, your task shouldn't be too hard. Just come up with something funny and make sure that it is Medieval-related! Make sure it's smart, hilarious, and unique! Use your creativity and now is not the time to get writer's block, because you have only an hour to come up with and rehearse your act! The person with the highest score wins and gets to stay in the spa with another contestant of their choice. Everyone else will stay in the dungeon and one of them will be eliminated tonight! Without further ado, get started!"
The contestants were then ready to plan out each of the comedy routines that they were going to perform before the judges as well as King Chris and Queen Chef.
"Oh! And one more thing!" Chris announced. "If you guys need multiple people for your routine, the interns are more than welcome to help out! Right guys?" he asked, looking at the interns. They all shrugged. "There are also some paper, markers, and other supplies that you may use as visual aids for your routines! And, of course, if you plan on using pie, Queen Chef will make some for you. Remember, you have only an hour! So, get 'em done as fast as you can!"
All of the contestants were then busy taking notes in order to decide their comedic routines. Colin was struggling quite a bit.
*static*
*in confessional* Colin: Thinking up something good for this act might be a bit tougher than I thought...what kind of good acts can jesters do anyway? Well...they're good at joking around and doing acrobatics...hmm...
*static*
*back to castle*
In planning out his routine, Colin then drew a picture of a joker standing on his hands with his legs up in the air.
"Now we're getting somewhere..." he thought as he continued to think. Sooner or later, he had a great idea of what he could do for his act! He continued sketching on his paper to see how his act would turn out.
*cut to Brighton*
Brighton had actually left to go to the McClean Spa Manor because he had forgotten "something". He then came back carrying a heavy blue sack. He took out the object that was in his sack and it turned out to be one of those blow-up dummies he often used for kick-boxing. He then took some markers and began drawing over the dummy's head.
*static*
*in confessional* Brighton: Oh, everyone's gonna like my act tonight! Guaranteed...I hope you're watching this right now, Connor! It will blow your mind!
*static*
*back to castle*
*cut to Brant*
Brant had gathered some fabric from the supplies that were available to all the contestants. He was now cutting them up into figures with big heads, little hands, and only half of their bodies in view.
*static*
*in confessional* Brant: What could be more comedic than a little puppet show? This is gonna be pretty good...
*static*
*back to castle*
Brant now had two puppets that were yet to be decorated. He took some golden fabric and cut it in the shape of a crown. After that, he took one with a nice shade of blue and used that for the puppet's royal cloak. He also used some white for the decoration, and some red for the outfit underneath the cloak. He also added gray for his beard and hair and black marker for the eyes, nose, and mouth. For the other puppet, he used dark brown fabric for the hair as well as his top and used black marker for the eyes, nose, and mouth. Brant then found a baton to be used in a special part of his routine and used the red and golden fabric once again to create a goblet with wine in it. He then stuck that goblet on one of the king's hands.
"The drunken king and his servant!" Brant thought proudly as he looked at the two puppets that came out very well.
*cut to Deja*
Deja seemed to be a bit frustrated as she kept on thinking up what she could do for her routine. Note after note, she could not come up with anything. She decided to pull up her phone and look up some hilarious medieval routines. All of a sudden, Soonchan came up to her, grabbed it, and put it in his pocket.
"No phones allowed!" Soonchan said, snickering.
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: How am I supposed to know about humor back in the Middle Ages? I'm gonna lose this challenge if I don't get it together! But on the other hand, I still have an immunity for the next couple of challenges...so I guess I'll play it safe this time...
*static*
*back to castle*
Deja suddenly had an idea. She wrote down a series of sentences on her paper and continued to do so while she was thinking about what to do for her act.
*cut to Lyell*
Lyell was still thinking about what he could do for his routine until his stomach started growling loudly. He put his hand over his stomach and thought, "Man, I'm starving! I could really use some pie right now..."
Just then, he had an idea. He came up to Chef and asked, "Yo Chef! Do you have any pie that I can use?"
*cut to Olivia*
Olivia still had her notepad out and was tapping her pencil on the notepad, thinking about what to do.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Whoa, there are so many possibilities for a good Medieval act! I have no idea which one to choose!
*static*
*back to castle*
As she kept on thinking, Olivia heard herself whistling a song from a particular movie. Once she realized what she was doing, she finally had an idea of what she could do. After writing and sketching out her act, she then grabbed some available fabric and cloth from the available supplies and started working on a dress.
*cut to Brianna*
Brianna had just now come up with what she could do for her skit. She then came up to Chef and asked, "Hey Chris, do you happen to have one of those fat horses from the jousting challenge?" Chef widened his eyes at what she asked, but nodded his head as they both headed to the stable.
*half an hour later*
"All right, contestants! Time is up! Get your props together and gather around the stage for the performance!" Chris announced. The contestants all gathered around the stage as they waited for one of their names to be called.
"Good to see that you're all back! Now, when you guys present, you will need to wear this jester costume! It should be able to fit all of you, but you must wear it for at least part of the time! The judges as well as I and Queen Chef must recognize the comedian here! Now, I will draw your names from this hat to see who will go first!" Chris announced. He then drew a name from the hat. "First up is...Deja!"
Deja groaned at the thought of having to put on that jester uniform. But she put it on anyway as she came up to the stage.
*static*
*in confessional* Deja: I can't believe I have to wear this childish uniform in front of everyone! *swings one of the bells on the jester hat and sighs loudly*
*static*
*back to castle*
"Hey everybody! Are you guys ready for a laugh?!" Deja announced to the audience.
"Totally! Me, Cammy, and Cody are so ready for a laugh!" Sierra squealed as she tightened her hold on Cameron and Cody. They both groaned at this.
"Great, because I've got many jokes that will keep you cracking up!" Deja cockily said. "To start out with, what do you call an angry princess who was rudely awakened from her afternoon nap?"
*silence*
"Slapping beauty!" she answered. Cameron and Cody giggled a little, but Sierra laughed very hard.
"Now, what was the last part of the day called in the Middle Ages?" Deja asked.
*silence*
"Knight time!" Deja answered. Not as much laughter occurred. Instead, Brant shouted from the audience, "I've heard that joke dozens of times before!"
"Shut up! I'm not finished yet!" she snapped back. "What was the king's butler called after he was knighted?"
*silence*
"A sir-vant!" Deja answered. Cameron and Cody didn't laugh, but Sierra did. A lot as well.
"Umm...Sierra? That wasn't very funny..." Cameron whispered to Sierra.
"Of course it was, Camcody! These jokes know how to make me laugh and squeal! Weee!" Sierra squealed.
"And the final one of the night! What do the Medieval fishes play in the moat?" she asked.
*silence*
"Trout or dare!" Deja answered. As usual, Sierra cracked up while Cameron and Cody remained silent.
"And that wraps up Deja's performance! Judges, what did you think of her performance?" Chris asked, turning to the judges.
"Some of the jokes were funny, but I felt that it wasn't truly Medieval. Not too much effort was put into this. I'm going to have to give it a 5" Cameron calmly said, showing his score.
"Me too" Cody agreed, showing his score.
"I give it a 7! I can't help it! The jokes were hilarious! But I agree that more effort could've been put into this" Sierra said, showing her score.
"Good thing I have an immunity!" Deja cockily said as she jumped off stage and threw down the jester outfit.
"And that's a total of 17 points for Deja! Next up, we have Colin!" Chris announced, pulling out his name from the hat.
Colin then put on the jester costume and walked up on stage. As he stood, he raised his arms out, put his hands on the ground, flipped his legs up, and did a handstand.
"YEAH COLIN! WOOO!" Olivia cheered from the audience.
Colin then jumped on his hands and put them together, along with his legs. He then did another jump, sending his arms and legs apart. And then another jump, putting them back together. And another one, sending them apart. He was doing jumping jacks while doing a headstand! As he was doing those moves, Blaineley was sneaking up on stage in an attempt to prank Chris. Her entire face, her arms, and her legs were covered in hornet stings, but she still managed to keep going if it meant tormenting Chris. While she was crawling towards him, she accidentally bumped into Colin in the process and Colin immediately fell as a result. Luckily, he landed on a safety cushion: Blaineley's face. He was practically sitting on her now. Literally.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Blaineley shouted as she pushed Colin off of her.
"I guess that's a wrap! Nice job Colin! Extra props for that awesome landing!" Chris proudly said. "Judges, please reveal your scores!"
"7!" Cameron revealed.
"Me too!" Cody revealed.
"Me three!" Sierra revealed, squealing. "We're practically twins, guys!" she squealed again as she hugged the two of them once again and refused to let go.
"And that's a total of 21 points for Colin! Next up is Brant!" Chris announced as he pulled his name out of the hat.
Brant took out a table so that no one could see him while doing the puppet show. He also put on the jester uniform and took the puppets with him. He then sat behind the table, ready to start his performance.
"Today's show is called 'The Drunken King and His Servant'!" Brant said.
He then put the king out on the table. He was drinking his wine thirstily for a long time. He then said, in a drunken voice of course, "Servant! Get over here! You're never around when I need you!"
"I'm coming...I'm coming...hold your tongue will you?" the servant mumbled as he came over to the king.
"Wash the dishes!" the king ordered. The servant nodded and did that.
"Now, do my laundry!" the king ordered once the servant came back. He nodded and did that. He came back in a jiffy.
"Clean the hallway!" the king ordered once more. The servant arched his back and slowly walked over to get the hallway cleaned. He was back in a jiffy.
"Now, make me a sandwich!" the king ordered. The servant slowly walked over to make him a sandwich. He then brought the sandwich to him. The king ate it and immediately spit it out.
"This sandwich needs more meat! Put it on now before I beat you!" the king threatened. The servant just put a slob of meat on top of the bread.
"Ooooo, you anger me so much!" the king yelled as he threw the sandwich out of his sight and beat his servant on the top of his head with a baton. Angered, the servant grabbed the baton back and beat the king up, practically until he passed out.
"And that's the end!" Brant proudly announced as he bowed to the audience.
"Judges! Reveal your scores!" Chris told the judges.
"I give it a 7!" Cameron said.
"7!" Cody said as well.
"What's wrong with you guys? That servant was so cute! I give it an 8!" Sierra said.
"That's 22 points for Brant! Next up is Lyell!" Chris announced as he pulled his name out of the hat.
Lyell put on the jester outfit and walked on stage for his performance. Soonchan and Mike also came on stage to help with his performance. Lyell was doing a peaceful Medieval dance. His legs gracefully traveled across the stage and his arms spread out to add an overall calm feeling to the dance. He suddenly did a Somersault before hitting Soonchan in the face with a pie. He then twirled to the other side of the stage and in the process, he hit Mike on the side of his face with another pie. Meanwhile, Blaineley was sneaking up on stage another time to try and get to Chris. During his dance scene, Lyell accidentally let his last pie slip off his hands and onto Blaineley's hair.
"MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" Blaineley screamed as she felt the custard all over her blond hair. She ran off stage crying while the audience applauded his performance.
"Excellent job, Lyell! Now, let's see what the judges have to say!" Chris announced.
"This was hilarious! I give it an 8!" Cameron said.
"I give it a 9, because I love pie and I'm quirky like that!" Cody joked.
"I give it a 9 too, Cody! Stop being so stingy, Cameron!" Sierra said as she pinched both of their cheeks. They both rubbed their cheeks after she did that.
"Lyell now has 26 points! Will anyone be able to surpass that score? Find out after the break!" Chris announced.
*break*
*back to castle*
"Welcome back to Total Drama Kingdom! Next up, we have Olivia!" Chris announced as he pulled her name from the hat.
Olivia hopped up on stage in the jester costume and was ready to perform. She started off by gracefully dancing with her arms spread out for a sense of emotion and her legs peacefully traveling on stage. Suddenly, she stopped and threw some red powder on the ground, leaving a cloud of red over where she was standing. As this was happening, her jester costume flew off stage and she now wore a red dress and she was holding a piece of purple cloth.
*static*
*in confessional* Colin: Whoa...what a woman!
*static*
*back to castle*
She then began to dance wildly around the stage, spinning and jumping around. She came up to Soonchan, came close to him, and then playfully slapped him across the face. She then came up to Mike and pulled his hat over his head. She then came to Cameron and pulled his hood over his face. And finally, she came up to Cody, pinched his cheeks, and gently slapped him. She then continued to dance, winking at Colin in the audience, and then finally stopping.
"Amazing job, Olivia! Judges, what do you guys think?" Chris asked.
"I give it a 10!" Cameron enthusiastically said.
"So do I!" Cody said, whistling to Olivia as he revealed his score.
"Yay! 10!" Sierra squealed.
"Looks like the judges loved your performance, Olivia! So much so that they gave you a perfect score! You have a good shot at winning tonight's challenge! Now, we have Brianna!" Chris announced as he pulled her name from the hat.
Brianna put on the jester costume and took her horse to the stage. She put the saddle on him and then proceeded to get on his back. But then, he flipped her off (it was part of the skit!), causing her to fall to the ground.
"You stupid horse! I will tame you if it takes me a lifetime!" Brianna snapped as she jumped back on the horse.
"Now, go left!" she ordered. But the horse went right!
"Go right!" she ordered. But the horse went left!
"Sit!" she ordered. But the horse ran instead!
"Run!" she ordered. But the horse sat instead!
Eventually, Brianna trained the horse to do as she ordered, and somehow, she managed to make him obey. Brianna had even laid out some dummies made of hay for the horse to attack. Whenever the horse approached the dummies, Brianna ordered it to attack and the horse did exactly what she said. All of a sudden, Blaineley approached the stage once again. Seeing Blaineley approach the horse, Brianna then ordered the horse to sit, deciding to put her instructions to the test. The horse then sat on Blaineley's face, farting on it.
"BLAUUUGHHH!" Blaineley yelled as she stomped off stage. "I'm getting out of here! This is too much!"
"Great job! Now let's hear what the judges have to say!" Chris announced.
"I give it a 9!" Cameron said.
"9!" Cody replied.
"9!" Sierra squealed.
"27 points for Brianna! Finally, we have Brighton!" Chris announced.
Brighton flipped onto the stage with his dummy and was ready to perform his act.
"Hey, aren't you forgetting something?" Chris asked, holding up the jester uniform.
"I ain't wearing that baby outfit!" Brighton snapped, crossing his arms.
"It's either that, or the Fling of Shame!" Chris replied. Brighton groaned and put it on.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a tribute to Connor!" Brighton announced. He then proceeded to beat up the dummy. That was his entire performance: beating up the dummy of Connor. He punched and kicked the dummy numerous times with all of his strength.
"Stop! Please stop!" Sierra yelled as she cried loudly. "This is too sad!"
"Sierra? Sierra, don't cry!" Cameron said, patting her back.
"Never leave me guys!" Sierra cried as she clung to both of the boys.
"Okay...I think we've seen enough!" Chris firmly said as he ordered Brighton off the stage. "What do you guys think?"
"This was too sad...I give it zero points..." Cameron said.
"So do we" Cody and Sierra both said.
The entire audience booed at Brighton as he exited the stage.
*static*
*in confessional* Lyell: Brighton tormenting a team player? Not cool!
*static*
*back to castle*
"With that said, Olivia wins today's challenge! She'll stay at the McClean Spa Manor tonight! Everyone, don't forget to meet me at the courtyards tonight, because someone will be eliminated!" Chris announced.
As Olivia was cheering to herself, Lyell pulled her aside and said, "I gotta tell you something."
Olivia nodded and said, "Okay! What's up, Lyell?"
"Well, since you won tonight's challenge, you should take Colin with you to the McClean Spa Manor. It's a good chance for you guys to have some alone time and mingle for a bit. Who knows? Colin is full of surprises! Anyways, you should definitely take him tonight! It doesn't look like he's gonna get eliminated tonight" Lyell told Olivia.
"Will do!" she replied, smiling. She gave him a hug before the contestants walked off to their respective locations.
*static*
*in confessional* Olivia: Now's the perfect time to find what Colin's been hiding from me lately! And to tell him how I really feel about him!
*static*
*cut to courtyards*
All the contestants gathered around Chris for the elimination ceremony. Chris then held a plate with six dubloons.
"The first dubloon of the night goes to...Deja!" Chris threw the dubloon at her and she caught it.
"Olivia!" Olivia walked over to collect hers.
"Brant...and...Brianna!" Both of them caught their dubloons.
"And Lyell!" Lyell pumped his fist in victory and collected his dubloon.
Olivia gasped as she saw Colin in the bottom two. "It all comes down to this! Either Colin or Brighton is going home tonight! So the final dubloon goes to..."
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"Colin!"
Colin sighed in relief as he collected his dubloon. "WHAT?! But I'm a team player?! I was doing so well too!" Brighton ranted.
"Connor was the real team player! And you just had to beat up his dummy today! That is so uncool!" Brianna snapped.
"Plus, you were getting kinda annoying..." added Brant.
"Exactly! Time to take the Fling!" Chris announced. "Before you do, Olivia! Who would you like to take to the McClean Spa Manor with you?"
"Colin!" she squealed, pulling him into a hug. Colin was starstruck upon her move and couldn't help but to return her hug.
*cut to Fling of Shame*
"So sorry, 'team player'! But you gotta go!" Chris told Brighton.
"I will be back! And I'll show you guys what else I'm made of! I'm tough! I'm strong! I got th-" Brighton yelled. He was then cut off by Chef pressing the Fling! button and he was flung away, screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Well, glad that's over! Let's go relax at the castle!" Chris told Chef. Chef nodded and they both headed back to the castle.
*cut to McClean Spa Manor*
Colin and Olivia had just entered the McClean Spa Manor. They looked and smiled at each other for a few minutes before Colin finally decided to speak.
"Well, I guess I'll head on to the bathroom. Why don't you relax in your room before we have dinner?" Colin told Olivia.
Olivia nodded as she walked over to her room. Once she was gone, Colin whispered some things to the butler and he nodded before walking away to the other room. Colin then decided to head to the bathroom before going back to his room. Once he got to his room, he saw Olivia rummaging through his stuff and trying to find what she was hiding from him.
"Olivia? What are you doing?" he asked.
"Tee hee...just hanging around!" she said.
"Hmm...it doesn't look like it..." he replied.
"Okay fine...the thing is, you were hiding something from me for a while and I really wanted to know what it was. That's all..." Olivia said.
"Okay, for starters, it's not in my bag. It's in my music folder" he said, taking it out and showing her the sheet music. Olivia looked at it. The title read, "Song for Olivia: A Medieval Romance"
"You...wrote a song for me?!" she asked in complete surprise.
"Yeah...I've actually been working on it for the past two weeks. To be honest, I really like you...a lot...and I was hoping I would show that for you through this instrumental harp piece" Colin replied.
"Aww...that is so sweet of you!" she remarked as she blushed and she wiped a tear from her eye. "You should play it!"
"Yup, I will now! This song actually doesn't have any lyrics. I wasn't really much of a singer growing up. I was more into the instrumental melody part. Well, without further ado, I'll start!" he said while tuning his harp.
And then, there his fingers were, traveling from string to string, playing the flowing melody of the song. The song was so beautiful and soothing to listen to. One could picture the sun shining, the birds chirping, the sky showing a clear light blue shade, and the clouds were nowhere in sight. Colin's fingers flowed from string to string like a ocean wave calmly touching the sandy shores of a beach. Colin smiled confidently as he continued to play the beautiful melody of the tune. It was the perfect tune to take an evening stroll to. All the chords and notes fit the melody perfectly. It left a beautiful effect on the overall tune. Olivia couldn't help but to smile through its entirety. After a few minutes, Colin finally stopped and grinned at Olivia, whose face was covered with tears.
"Sooooo, did you like it?" Colin asked.
Before he could say anything else, Olivia squealed, put her hands on his cheeks, and pulled him in towards her face. "Oh my gosh! It's happening!" Colin thought as he widened his eyes. "She's kissing me! She's kissing me!" Thoughts were traveling all over his head during the kiss. He slowly closed his eyes and returned it. A few seconds later, they broke it off.
"I loved it! That was so beautiful" she said.
"Olivia, listen, I really like you. I think you're really sweet, bubbly, and just fun to be around. I was wondering if you could go out with me?" Colin asked, rather nervously.
"Of course I would! And you're a great guy and there's so much of you to love! I really like you too" she replied.
They both leaned in for another kiss, which was much longer and passionate than the previous one. In the middle, Lyell was peering through the room window and grinning at them during their kiss. Colin opened his eyes for a split second and saw Lyell giving him a thumbs up. Colin gave him a thumbs up back and continued to succumb himself to the greatness of the moment. A few moments later, they broke it off once again.
"I-I love you..." he said, laughing a little.
"I love you too..." she remarked, laughing along with him.
"Sooo, want to grab a bite to eat?" Colin asked, sticking his hand out towards her.
"Of course! Olivia replied as she grabbed Colin's hand and they both walked to the dining hall.
*static*
*in confessional* Lyell: Lyell bro, your work here is done!
*static*
*back to McClean Spa Manor*
One of the butlers was playing "Gymnopedie No. 1" and many other classical and jazz piano pieces on the piano while another one was serving up a delicious vegetarian dinner. Colin and Olivia both sat next to each other for dinner.
"You did all of this for me?" Olivia asked.
Colin kissed her cheek and said, "Of course I did!"
Olivia hugged him tightly and said, "That was so sweet of you!"
"Happy birthday Olivia!" Colin told her before they ate their dinner and continued to enjoy each other's company.
Chris looked at the scene from another window and then turns to the camera. "Well, that was one romantic episode! And talk about a comedy filled with lots of drama! Hehehe...see you all next time on Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
Thanks for reading everyone! I'm sad to say that this fanfic is going to be on a 3 week hiatus because I'm going to be out of town. But please take the time to enjoy my other chapters for this fanfic, R&R, and PM me for your predictions on where this is going to go! See you next time!
