"Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, our lucky 7 contestants attempted to crack a laugh out of all of us in a jester challenge! Special guest judges included Cameron, Cody, and Sierra...err...Camsierraody! Anyways, Deja played it safe by cracking bad medieval puns, Colin fell on Blaineley with his jumping jacks routine, Brant had a funny puppet show, Brianna rode a horse, and Lyell had that classic pie-in-the-face routine! In the end, Olivia's delightful dance routine reserved her a stay at the McClean Spa Manor with her new boyfriend Colin, and it was Brighton that took the Fling after beating down a former team player brutally! Now that we're nearing the end of the season, it's time to kick it up ten more notches in another exciting episode of Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
*cut to intern's tent*
Soonchan, Macy, and Michael were snoring loudly in the intern's tent. The digital clock that was on top of a small table nearby read "10:00 PM". A shadowy figure suddenly entered the tent. It was...Blaineley! She walked over to some bags that were lying nearby. She then grabbed a couple of bottles from the bags and fidgeted with them, adding mysterious liquids to all of them. Not too long later, she snickered evilly as she tiptoed out of the tent and ran back to the shores of Malchoir to her private jet.
*cut to McClean Spa Manor*
*cut to Colin's room*
Colin was sleeping soundly in his room while hugging his pillow and humming a little tune to himself. He had a great night with his new girlfriend yesterday and he could not stop thinking about yesterday. As he clung onto his pillow, a shadowy hand gently pulled the blanket off of him and grabbed one of his legs.
*cut to Olivia's room*
Olivia was fast asleep in her room as well and she had a wide grin on her face. She seemed to be mumbling to herself in her sleep. It seemed to be some rather "sweet-talking". She didn't seem to see or hear two shadowy figures that were lurking in her room and approaching her.
*cut to outside of the Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon*
Macy, Michael, Soonchan, Chef, and Chris were all standing by the Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon and talking.
"Aww Chris...do we have to?" Soonchan complained.
"I was right in the middle of my beauty sleep too!" Macy complained.
"Why did you decide to torture the contestants in the middle of the night? We're all tired and we need our sleep!" Mike firmly said.
"Hey, just wanted to make the show more interesting. For me, that is! And just imagine the ratings after this exciting episode!" Chris said excitedly. "And besides, you either do as I say, or it's your paycheck!"
The interns rolled their eyes and decided to go along with Chris's scheme. They sneaked inside the dungeon, took out the keys to the respective cells, and unlocked the cell doors. Soonchan dragged Brianna out of the cell, Macy dragged out Lyell, and Michael picked up Brant. Chef also came inside to pick up Deja. They all then walked out of the dungeon and headed into the mysterious unknown which was somewhere in the darkness.
*cut to middle of Malchoir Forest*
Chris, Chef, and the interns arrived at a clear meadow. In the middle of the meadow was a big hole that was dug up recently. Chris picked up Olivia's body and carefully climbs down the hole with a long ladder. Once Chris made it underground safely, Chef picked up Colin's body and Deja's body and climbed down as well. Then, Macy, Michael, and Soonchan came down with the rest of the contestants. They continued to walk underground to find the perfect place to put each of the contestants for the next challenge.
*sometime later*
After they dropped off the contestants in random locations, they climbed up the ladder together and headed to the intern's tent.
"Yo Chris, what time is it?" Chef asked.
Chris checked his watch and said, "It's 11:20! That gives us plenty of time to freshen up before the challenge! Now, do what you guys need to do! We'll head back underground at around midnight!"
"Time to hit the showers!" Chef said as he headed off to the bathroom.
"I'd better go too!" Macy said as she went off to take a shower.
"My hair could use a bit of fixing up!" Soonchan claimed as he took out his hairspray can.
"You use hairspray?" Michael asked, stunned.
"Uhh...yeah? You didn't know that? How can I maintain the freshness of my beautiful afro, then?" Soonchan asked as he sprayed his hair.
"Hmm...okay...you do what you need to do then..." Michael responded.
A few moments later, a loud, high-pitched scream echoed from outside. Suddenly, Macy barged right into the intern's tent, screaming her head off. Her hair was blue!
"MY HAIR'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE!" Macy screamed.
"You're telling me! My hair's gray now!" Chris shrieked as he entered the intern's tent.
"And since when did my lotion turn into itching lotion?" Chef wondered as he entered the intern's tent as well, scratching away at his skin.
"Umm...Soonchan? You might want to take a look at your hair..." Michael told Soonchan.
Soonchan looked in the mirror and saw that his afro was gone! Rather, his entire hair was straight instead.
"What?! My afro's gone! WHY?! Now my hair looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend's! And I don't want that! I want my afro back!" Soonchan ranted. "Thanks a lot, you flipping hairspray!"
As Michael got his hairbrush and was combing his hair, he suddenly began to itch furiously at his hair. Some of his brown hairs fell onto the ground and on the counter.
"Why is my head so itchy?" Michael complained. He then picked up something from his hair and noticed that it was an insect.
"WHAT?! SINCE WHEN DID MY COMB BECOME INFESTED WITH INSECTS?!" Michael yelled in shock as he scraped off all the insects and gunk from his hairbrush and washed it down nicely.
Macy grabbed a bucket of water and poured it all over Michael. She then grabbed a towel nearby and dried him off.
"Thanks Macy! I don't feel that itchy anymore!" Michael said, smiling at Macy.
"Hey, that's what I'm here for!" Macy grinned back, kissing his cheek.
"It must be Blaineley's doing again!" Chris grunted. He then looked at his watch. "Well, it's 11:40 now! You guys have 20 minutes to 're-freshen' up! I'm gonna get rid of this gray hair as soon as I can before I cry by just looking at it!"
"Not to mention my blue hair!" Macy added.
*sometime later*
*cut to underground*
Brant opened his eyes slightly and furrowed his brow in suspicion. "Where the heck am I?" he asked himself as he lifted his head up and looked around. There apparently was not too much in view, as everything was pitch black. The only exception were paths lit in turquoise blue and that glowed in the dark and there were tall, thick, gray stone walls that stood on each side.
"Okay...this can't be good..." Brant said to himself.
Deja was standing somewhere else and had just woken up. She rubbed her head and asked herself, "Where am I?" She then looked around and gave a very suspicious look.
"Chris...what are you doing to us this time?" she said in an irritated voice.
*static*
*in confessional*
Deja: Okay, okay, Deja, get it together. Don't let your suspicion get the best of you this time. Just focus on winning the game. Even if it means putting the other contestants at a SERIOUS disadvantage!
*static*
Brianna opened her eyes and noticed something very suspicious. "Hmm...that's weird. The Creepy Chriskaban Dungeon looks awfully different tonight..." she thought. All of a sudden, she noticed the glowing path but then gasped in shock as she saw the stone walls that were on each side.
"Why are these walls awfully close to each other?" she asked herself in a terrified tone.
*static*
*in confessional*
Brianna: Okay, okay. I admit that I am claustrophobic. I'm used to being around wide open spaces, but narrow closed spaces?! *sigh*
*static*
Olivia was fast asleep and still smiling widely in her sleep. A few moments later, she gently opened her eyes. "What a great dream..." she thought to herself. All of a sudden, her eyes widened as she looked around and noticed the dark area she was in. She gasped in shock.
*static*
*in confessional*
Olivia: Before, I was having this great dream that I was on a romantic date with Colin. I remember he took me on this romantic picnic by the bay and then a pleasant walk by the sea. We were also watching the sunset together. It was so beautiful and I also remember gazing deep into his handsome blue eyes. We were about to kiss when all of a sudden, I wake up and see myself in this dark, scary place! If only Colin was here right now! He would know how to make me better!
*static*
Colin wakes up to see that there is no one around him. He was all alone in a dark corner. When he turned around to see what was behind him, he thought he saw two eyes glisten in the darkness. He screamed and ran out of its sigh.
*static*
*in confessional*
Colin: I hope that wasn't what I thought it was...
*static*
Lyell was fast asleep in another area. He opened his eyes to notice that things seemed kind of different. He furrowed his brow slightly, but then shrugged it off and fell back asleep. He thought to himself, "Maybe I'm still dreaming. Ehh...whatever. Nbd!"
All of a sudden, Chris's voice echoed through a megaphone. This caused Lyell to spring up on his feet and give an alarmed expression. "WAKEY WAKEY, CONTESTANTS! YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN AN EXCITING NIGHT CHALLENGE TONIGHT! AND WE'VE GOT AN EPIC ONE RIGHT HERE THAT YOU GUYS WILL LOVE!"
"Seriously, Chris? This late?! You're a mad man!" Brant complained.
"Why thank you, Brant! Anyways, tonight's challenge is an exciting underground maze challenge! And it was designed by Multiple Mike's personality, Vito!" Chris said, pointing to a sweaty Vito that was holding a big hammer in one hand and a large toolbox on the other hand.
"Ay yo, McClean! I'd better get paid extra for dis job! You owe me big time for building dis big-ass thing!" Vito complained.
"Yeah whatever...your paycheck is in the mail" Chris replied.
"Back in Jersey?! Bro, you about to get a beatdown!" Vito fiercely growled, showing a fist at him.
Before Vito could throw a powerful punch at Chris, Chris threw a shirt on him that caused him to gasp and bring Mike back out. Mike furrowed his brow and looked around. He widened his eyes in confusion.
"Where am I?" he asked himself.
"Ehh, it's not important right now. There's an exit up there and there's a boat waiting for you at the beach to take you home. Pleasure doing business with ya, man!" Chris replied, trying to avoid the current situation.
"Hmm...okay" Mike suspiciously said as he climbed up the ladder and walked to the shores of Malchoir to find his boat.
"Anyways, your goal for this challenge is to travel through this exciting maze and find its exit, which will be indicated by two goblets of fire that are on each side and a big, glowing, white line that says 'exit' in bright red print! If you are the first to make it out alive, you will be win a stay at the McClean Spa Manor and you can choose to bring someone with you. The person who makes it out last will be immediately eliminated and sent to the Fling of Shame! And you may never come back. Ever!" Chris explained through the megaphone.
"So, enjoy this maze and stay tuned for some awesome surprises that are in store for you in this challenge! Because me, Chef, and the interns have come up with something special planned that I'm sure you all will appreciate!"
"And what would that surprise be?" Brianna's voice echoed throughout the maze.
"Can't tell you! It's a surprise!" Chris snickered evilly. "And...begin!"
*static*
*in confessional*
Colin: I think I already have a good idea of what that surprise is going to be *gulps*. I gotta find Olivia and form an alliance with her so we can both make it out alive! I don't want to see her get hurt because this doesn't sound like a safe challenge one bit!
*static*
*in confessional*
Olivia: I hope Colin's okay! I gotta find him as soon as I can if we're gonna make it through the challenge!
*static*
*back to maze*
Olivia was running as quickly as she could through the maze to try and find Colin. But there was no sign of him anywhere.
"Colin?! COLIN!" she called as she kept on running.
*cut to Brant*
Brant had a very serious look on his face as he traveled through the maze to find the right path to the exit. He was running on a path to see if it was the right one, only to find that it led to a dead end. He shrugged and put a red glow-in-the-dark sticker on one of the walls. Deja was busy trying to find the right path as well, but she suddenly noticed what Brant was doing. "How interesting..." she said to herself.
*static*
*in confessional*
Brant: I know that it may look like that I'm cheating. But I'm really not. I'm simply using a trial-and-error process to see which path is right and which path is wrong. It works every time. It's called strategy.
*static*
*in confessional*
Deja: Hmm...looks like Brant's got some really good strategy right there. He could be a big threat to win at this point. But right now, I'm focused on knocking down the weaklings first and getting to the others later. At this point, the weakest link could be Olivia. And once I take her down, Colin will be weak too. So, I'll take those guys down and then take down Brant! It's a perfect plan! I can feel the million dollar case in my hands right now! I don't care what all of you guys say. I will win this game! And I'm willing to do whatever it takes to win, even if it involves drastic action!
*static*
*back to maze*
*cut to Brianna*
Brianna was sitting in the fetal position, grabbing her legs tightly and pulling them very close to her. Her teeth were gritted and she was shivering in fear.
"Hey, what's up Bri?" a voice called from behind her.
Brianna turned around to see who it was. It was Lyell. He had a look of concern for her and he held his hand out as if he wanted to help her up on her feet. Brianna grabbed his hand and slowly got up. "Nothing. I'm fine..." she said as she quietly sighed.
"Dudette, I don't mean to sound too nosy, but you don't seem fine. And remember that you can tell me anything, even your crazy secrets. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone! Haha, my point is, I'm always ready to take a listen to whatever you have to say. Just relax and tell me what's up" Lyell calmly said.
"Okay, I admit that I have claustrophobia. I just feel really uncomfortable around really closed spaces. It's like being buried alive! And I don't know if it's just me, but these walls feel really close together!" Brianna vented and exhaling loudly after.
"Hey, don't worry. I used to be claustrophobic when I was younger too! But my mom taught me this really cool trick that helped me wipe it out after some practice! What I do is that I close my eyes for a few moments and repeat 'Be gone claustrophobia'. I know it's not the greatest line, but it worked well for me! And I'm sure it will work wonders for you! Now you try it!"
Brianna closed her eyes and kept on repeating 'Be gone claustrophobia' to herself several times over the course of five minutes. She took several deep breaths as she was doing so and she felt relaxed as a result.
"Alright, you can open your eyes now!" Lyell said.
Brianna opened her eyes. After a few seconds, she said, "Hey...it doesn't feel that cramped up in here anymore! The walls seem a bit farther from each other than I imagined earlier!" She then gave Lyell a big hug and said, "Thanks Lyell! You're a miracle worker!"
*static*
*in confessional*
Brianna: Lyell's a great guy! Just the way he is so chill and always willing to help a buddy! I wish the dudes at my school were more like that.
*static*
*back to maze*
"Well, I gotta run! Good luck to ya!" Lyell said as he ran on another path.
"You too!" Brianna called back. She smiled as she did a flip in the air and landed right back down perfectly. She then ran as fast as she could, feeling happy that her claustrophobia wasn't bothering her anymore.
*cut to Olivia*
Olivia took a glance at her watch. It was 1:00 AM. "Ugh...where's Colin?" she thought to herself. She stood against one of the walls gasping for breath. As she was catching her breath, she saw two eyes that glistened in the darkness and a shadowy figure that was right under them. She raised her eyebrow suspiciously.
"Colin? Is that you?" Olivia asked. All of a sudden, she felt something spray at her face, stinging her badly. She fell down unconscious and did not move a muscle after. An evil laughter could be heard and the shadowy figure turned its back away and ran off.
*cut to Colin*
It was 1:15 AM. Colin was running through the maze as fast as he could to find Olivia. He came across a dead end and before he could make a move, he saw a slimy, green, boney figure stomp over towards him with its arms out. Slime poured on the floor as this creepy creature was walking slowly and slowly. His yellow teeth shined in the darkness and its blood red eyes were pointed straight at Colin. Colin shrieked at the top of his lungs.
"Hehehe...who will survive in the end? Colin or the zombie apocalypse? Find out when we return to Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
*break*
*cut back to Colin*
Colin shrieked at the top of his lungs as he stared at the horrendous-looking zombie. Before he knew it, a sudden urge grasped him and he had punched the zombie straight in the kiwis. He growled and snorted a little under his breath and grunted, "No one gets in my way!"
*static*
*in confessional*
Colin: Okay, I have no idea what came over me back there. I'm still scared of zombies and yet I managed to knock one down. What's going on?
*static*
*cut back to Colin*
Colin thought for a bit about what he had just done and then checked his watch. "1:25! I gotta find Olivia!" he said to himself as he ran away from the dreaded corner.
*cut to Brant*
Brant put another red glow-in-the-dark sticker on another wall. "Well, that's not the right path, either..." he sighed to himself. He then noticed that a huge spray can was standing in his way. It sprayed out some chloroform at him, but he ducked just in time and ran off.
*static*
*in confessional*
Deja: Drat! Almost got him!
*static*
*cut to Brianna*
"Lyell was right! That worked like a charm!" she proudly said as she skipped through the maze. "What could possibly go wrong?" All of a sudden, she was face-to-face with a zombie!
*static*
*in confessional*
Brianna: Okay, this might be a bit tougher than I thought.
*static*
*back to Brianna*
Brianna looked terrified when she stared right at the zombie and its bloodshot eyes. She then ducked down and did a somersault right through the zombie's legs before running off and saying, "Better luck next time!"
*cut to Brant*
Brant looked around at all the red stickers that he put up on the walls. Deja was standing at a wall right behind him and glared at him. Brant then noticed a path that he had not crossed yet. "Hmm...this might be the one..." he thought to himself as he ran through that path. He then came across a four way intersection. He then thought to himself, "Well...north is nice...but east is least...west is best!" He chose the westward path and traveled through it. To his surprise, there were the goblets of fire and the white line that marked the exit! He quickly crossed the line and said, "Wow...I won!"
"Correctomundo, my friend! You will be safe from elimination tonight and you just earned your place at the McClean Spa Manor!" Chris announced. Just then, another person crossed the finish line. It was Deja! "And Deja gets second place and she's safe from elimination tonight as well!"
Brant gave a suspicious look and asked her, "Hey...did you follow me here?"
Deja then said, "No...not really..."
*static*
*in confessional*
Deja: Of course I did! I didn't want that guy to win! I was planning on sneaking up on him and play some tricks. But he's such a quick thinker! Ohh, I'll get him next time!
*static*
*cut to Lyell*
Lyell was at a wall nearby, catching his breath. "Wow...I'm beat!" he thought to himself in between catching his breath. All of a sudden, he noticed a tall, scary-looking, green figure slowly walking straight towards him from a distance. He was pretty alarmed, but he had a great idea. He ran straight towards the zombie and yelled, "COWABUNGA!" as he struck it with an ultimate powerhouse kick, knocking it out. He grinned at what he had just done.
"That...was...AMAZING!" Brianna shouted towards him, having watched what had happened.
"Thanks!" Lyell shouted back, waving.
*static*
*in confessional*
Lyell: My girlfriend's a black belt and a karate instructor! She taught me some karate back home. Thanks Erin! Miss you babe! *does peace symbol*
*static*
*cut to Olivia*
Olivia was still lying unconscious. She had not stirred for almost an entire hour. A few moments later, she groaned as she held her head in pain and slowly got up. She opened her eyes and saw a crowd of zombies surrounding her. She widened her eyes in a shocked expression and screamed at the top of her lungs. "AAAAAAHHHH! COLIN! HELP!"
*cut to Colin*
Colin checked his watch once again. It was five minutes to 2:00 AM. He still was not giving up on finding his girl. As he continued to search for her, he heard a high-pitched scream holler his name. Colin knew right away that it had to be Olivia. Determined to not get lost, he ran as fast as he could, following the screams.
*cut to Olivia*
Olivia continued to shriek in terror as the zombies continued to terrorize her. Suddenly, one of the zombie's necks broke and its body fell to the ground. Colin was standing right behind it and he yelled out, "Get all of your disgusting hands off my girl!" He continued to beat up all of the zombies badly and Olivia watched in delight as her man beat down all of the zombies one by one. The zombies all lay unconscious in the end. Colin came up to Olivia and held his hand out for her. She happily grabbed his hand and hopped up on her feet.
"Oh Colin. That was amazing! I can't believe you did that for me!" Olivia said.
"Hey, I'm just doing my favorite job: being the best boyfriend ever! And I don't think I'm scared of zombies anymore!" Colin said. They both laughed. He continued, "I was really worried about you and I looked everywhere for you! I'm so glad I found you!"
"Me too! It was really sweet of you to do that all for me!" she said back, grinning. "And that's what I love about you!"
They shared a quick kiss and Colin then said, "Now c'mon! Let's get to the finish before the others do!"
"Alright! Let's roll, daddy-o!" Olivia replied, enthusiastically. He grabbed her hand and away they ran.
*static*
*in confessional*
Olivia: Colin's the greatest guy I've ever met! It was so sweet of him to save me like that! *sigh* I love him so much!
*static*
*back to maze*
As Colin was running with Olivia, a familiar tune started playing through the megaphones. When Colin and Olivia were listening to the electronic synthesizers and the soulful voices, Olivia squealed with glee at the song that was playing.
"Take...on...me..." Olivia sang.
"Take...me...on..." Colin sang.
"I'll...be...gone...in a day or two!" they both sang, trying to reach the high pitch at the end of the verse.
*cut to Chris*
"Alright...who's playing 'Take on Me' right now?" Chris asked, turning to Chef and the interns.
"Don't look at me! Soonchan's the one who's always doing crazy stuff like that!" Macy said, pointing to Soonchan.
"What? They reminded me of that couple from the music video! I had to play that!" Soonchan defended.
"I have to admit that that was pretty funny. Not the best stunt, but it was funny!" Chris said, laughing a little.
"I'm here!" Brianna said as she crossed the finish line and panted for breath.
"And Brianna makes it to the final five!" Chris announced. "Who's gonna take the Fling tonight?"
*cut back to Colin and Olivia*
Colin and Olivia continued to run and they then noticed Lyell running down a path. "Let's follow Lyell! He probably knows what he's doing!" Colin suggested. Olivia nodded and they continued to run. Coincidentally, Lyell managed to cross the finish line as well.
"I have arrived!" Lyell said right after he crossed.
"And it looks like either Colin or Olivia is going home tonight!" Chris said as he saw Colin and Olivia running straight towards the finish. They both crossed, but Colin was the one who crossed first.
"Colin makes it to the final five! Sorry Olivia, but you're taking the Fling tonight!" Chris announced.
Olivia hung her head down in shame and sighed. A few tears were flowing down her face. Colin noticed how sad he was and felt completely rotten about it.
"I volunteer to take the Fling with her!" Colin said, raising his hand. Everyone gasped at what he just said, especially Olivia.
"Colin! Don't quit! You gotta win the million for both of us! You gotta fight to the end! I'll root for you all the way to the end! I promise!" she convinced.
Colin firmly held her by her waist and said, "Olivia, I don't care about the million dollars. You want to know why? Because I already won something that's worth treasuring for a long time to come...you! You're the best part of my time here in the competition. When I first met you, I knew that we would soon hook up in the future. And I was right! You've stolen my heart and I'm not ready to leave your side right now!"
Olivia held both his cheeks and said, "Oh, that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me! I love you!"
"I love you too!" he said back and they shared a kiss.
"Ohh, that is so beautiful!" Brianna said, choking back tears. Lyell put his hand on her shoulder and gave a thumbs up to the couple.
"Love is a fine, fine thing!" Michael said as he swung Macy off her feet and kissed her passionately. Macy widened her eyes at this, but then slowly closed them and returned his kiss.
"If Blaineley were here, I would've done that to her!" Soonchan said, sighing.
"Ugh! Enough already with the love and the hugs and the kisses! It's Total Drama! Not Total Love! Let's get this elimination over with!" Chris complained, giving a very irritated look at everyone. "Before we do, Brant! Who would you like to take to the spa with you?"
"Hmm...I pick...Brianna!" he said after thinking about it for a bit. Brianna grinned and thanked him.
"Elimination time!" Chris announced.
*cut to Fling of Shame*
Colin and Olivia sat aboard the Fling of Shame and they ironically didn't seem that shameful at all. They were looking romantically into each other's eyes and smiling at each other dreamily.
"Any last words, Rose and Jack?" Chris asked the two. But they were too busy preoccupied with their moment to notice him. "Hello? HELLO?" he asked in an irritated tone. He then turned to Chef and said, "Just give them the Fling already!"
Chef nodded and pressed the Fling! button. They both yelled "WOO HOO!" as they were sent flying.
"And then there were four! Who will rise above the ground and who will fall below the gorge? Find out in another exciting and hopefully not a romantic and mushy episode of Total...Drama...Kingdom!"
And there you have it! Sorry for the really long wait! I came back from an awesome vacation last week and I've been getting a really bad case of post-vacation blues. So, I wasn't really that motivated to do anything. And with other work and stuff, it just made it worse :P. However, I'm slowly getting there and getting used to things being back to normal again. So, I'm making progress and I'm very motivated to finish up this fanfiction! Only a couple of more chapters left! Be excited, because there will be an epic conclusion to this awesome season, coming up soon! R&R your thoughts, predictions, etc!