Sasuke's New Low:

Sasuke was sitting in a room by himself in somewhat of a depressed mood. He let out a large sigh. Just then, Sakura entered the room. "Oh Sasuke, there you are!" She shouted with enthusiasm. "I've been looking all over for you!" Sakura then proceeded to sit beside Sasuke placing her hands delicately and lovingly on his thigh.

Sasuke showed little recognition of her presence. "Oh...hey Sakura."

"...What's wrong sweatie?" She asked with concern.

"Uh...can you not call me sweatie?"

"Um...ok...I didn't know that bothered you...look ...is there something wrong? You've been acting kind of weird lately. I know your not the most affectionate person but...I'm your girlfriend." Sakura stared at Sasuke with a confused look.

"Uh...yeah...about that..."

There was a short silence as Sakura just watched him in confusion.

"I don't think we should go out anymore."

"...What?...But...was it something I did?"

"...No..."

"Then...why? I...I don't understand."

Sasuke then let out another sigh as he prepared himself for what he was about to tell her. "Um...S...Sakura...I...I'm gay."

"Y...You're what?" Sakura could only stare in disbelief.

He then began to blush slightly. "And I...uh...I kind of have a crush on someone."

"You "kind of" have a crush on someone? Who?!"

Letting out another sigh he replied, "...Gaara."

"You have a crush on Gaara!! You...you're dumping me FOR GAARA!!"

"Well...not really...Gaara's not gay. Which is really unfortunate...cause he is damn fine."

"...I...I can't believe this! After...after everything...I slept with you!!"

"Yeah...honestly...you weren't that great."

"What?!! But...but..." Sakura, infuriated, then slapped Sasuke across the face. "Snap out of it!"

"Ow! What the hell?!" Sasuke cried as he rubbed his now sore and reddened cheek.

"You're not gay...I won't believe it." Sakura then slapped Sasuke again. "Snap out of it! You're not gay!" She yelled as she slapped him again. "Your not gay!!" Sakura then began Slapping Sasuke repeatedly, with no mercy.

Sasuke, unable to stand it any longer, grabbed Sakura's hands. "Stop hitting me!! I hate to break it to you...well...no I don't...but that's beside the point...Sakura, I'm gay and hitting me isn't going to make me straight."

"But...but...you can change...you...you just need a little help..." She pleaded.

"...Sorry...girls just don't do anything or me."

"Is that so..." Sakura said as a sly smile crept across her face. She then rose out of her seat and straddled Sasuke's lap.

"...What are you doing?"

Sakura then proceeded to take off her shirt. "This doesn't turn you on?" She spoke seductively as she rested her chest against Sasuke's. She then ran her fingers through his hair, leaned in and kissed him.

"Please stop." Sasuke said softly, pulling away from her.

"Why? Is it working?"

"No. No it's not."

"What if I took off my pants?" Sakura then moved her hand up Sasuke's thigh.

"Unless you've had a sex change Sakura, I'm not interested."

At that time Kakashi was walking down the hallway whistling and reading his novel. He stopped in front of the room, and stood in the doorway with surprise. "...Sakura?!"

Sakura quickly turned her head to see Kakashi standing in the doorway. "...Kakashi Sensei?!"

Sasuke said nothing.

Sakura then jumped off of Sasuke, grabbed her shirt, and held it tightly, attempting to use it to cover her bare chest. "Uh..." She then began to blush in embarrassment. "I...I'm going to just...leave now," she stuttered as she scrambled and ran out of the room.

Kakashi gave Sasuke a reassuring nod. "Well, well...nice job."

"Uh...yeah...sure..."

Kakashi then left the room whistling and reading his novel.

Gaara, who happened to have just entered the building at that time, was strolling down the hallway when Sakura flew past him putting on her shirt. "...What the fuck?"

"Oh God! I think I just flashed Gaara!"

Sasuke then walked out of the room and into the hallway. He then noticed Gaara and walked over to him. "Uh...hey Gaara." He said, blushing.

"Uh...hi Sasuke..." Gaara backed up a couple steps as Sasuke came closer.

"So...uh...you still straight?"

"Yes. Very much so."

"A...Are you sure I can't change your mind?"

"No Sasuke, you can't change my mind. I'm straight."

Sasuke then smiled slyly as he pulled Gaara into the room and sat him in a chair.

"Sasuke? W...What are you doing?"

He then shut the door behind him and removed his shirt. "Kinda hot in here don't ya think?"

"Uh...no."

Sasuke then walked up to Gaara and straddled his lap.

"...Uh...ok...um...Sasuke? You're getting just a little too close for comfort."

"Shhhhh..." Sasuke lifted his finger to Gaara's lips, signaling him to be quiet as he moved his hand up Gaara's thigh "Don't talk."

Gaara quickly grabbed Sasuke's hand. "Ok...Stop! Like now!!"

"Why? Is it working?" Sasuke spoke in a seductive tone as he leaned his chest against Gaara's running his fingers through his hair. He leaned in close and began to kiss him.

Gaara, both shocked and disgusted threw Sasuke off of him. "What The Fuck are you doing?!! Gaara then wiped his mouth with his sleeve, spitting, and coughing. "Ulgh...Gaaaaahhh..."

Hinata, hearing a crash from inside the room, opened the door. "Um...are you guys ok? I heard a crash and I uh..."

Gaara ran quickly up to Hinata and kissed her hard and passionately.

Hinata said nothing. She was in too much of a shock to even realize what had happened.

Gaara released Hinata. "Ok...I'm good!" He then hurried out of the room.

"...Uh..."

Sasuke, sitting on the floor where he landed, drew his knees up to his cheast, moping. "I just want to be loved...by another man...is that so wrong?"

Hinata, still startled and confused backed slowly out of the room and shut the door.

Sasuke just sat there, as he started to cry. "I'm so unloved."

Yey! Chapter 2 is finished!