Sasuke walked into Gaara's office with slight hesitation "Uh...hey?...Gaara?" He opened the door slowly and walked inside.
Gaara, looked up from his desk. "Sasuke? Uh...what is it?"
"I...uh...just needed someone to talk to." he replied blushing.
"Um...Sasuke, I think I should recommend you to a different councilor. It's a conflict-"
"No!" Sasuke pleaded. "Please. It has to be you. You already know and I...I'd just feel more comfortable."
"Yes, I bet you would," said Gaara, raising an eyebrow.
"Look...I'm sorry. I know I kind of forced myself on you-"
" "Kind of" " ?
"Okay, I did. I'm sorry. I...I'll be good. I promise."
Gaara sighed. "Alright. As long as you don't threaten to take off your pants again."
"Can I take off my shirt?"
"No."
"Can you take off your shirt?"
"No! And besides, I'm wearing a one-piece outfit here. I'd be taking off more then just my shirt."
"That's okay."
"I am not taking off my cloths! ...And neither are you!"
"Fine. Kill my fun." Sasuke pouted as he sat on the couch across from Gaara's desk.
Gaara just sat there silently, glaring at Sasuke.
"Okay, I'll behave."
"Okay, but I mean it Sasuke. You try to make a move on me again and I might have to hurt you.
"That could be fun."
"What?" Gaara hoped he'd heard that wrong.
"Sorry."
Gaara let out another sigh. "Okay, what is it you wanted to talk about?"
"Are you wearing calone?"
"No..."
"You smell good."
Gaara said nothing.
"Sorry. I'll stop," Sasuke apologized. "I just...I don't know what to do. Do you know how hard it is to find a gay ninja in this village?"
"Uh...no. I'm not gay, remember?"
"Right. ...You have really pretty eyes."
"...Um...thanks...," Gaara replied hesitantly. "So who all knows so far?"
"Just you and Sakura."
"Sakura knows?"
"Yeah. I was going out with her. That's kind of why we broke up."
"Wait. You lied to me. You said you didn't have a girlfriend."
"Yeah well, you were pissing me off."
"Well you were being uncooperative. So how did Sakura take it when you told her?"
"Your hair looks hot today."
"Sasuke!"
"Sorry. I don't think she believed me."
"Why do you say that?"
"She straddled my lap and tried to kiss me. Mind you that wasn't until after she slapped me repeatedly, screaming "You're not gay! You're not gay! I don't believe you! You're not gay!" "
"She straddled your lap?"
"Yeah. Then she took off her shirt."
"Wait. That's what you did to...I don't believe it! You copied Sakura!" Gaara shouted in disbelief.
"I was hoping you didn't catch on to that."
Gaara laughed "...awww...Sasuke, that's cute," he said as if speaking to a child.
"Cute?" Sasuke perked up in his seat.
"Not in that way."
"Oh." Sasuke slouched and leaned back on the couch. " ...You look really good in black by the way."
"Sasuke! Please!"
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry," Sasuke apologized again.
Gaara casually leaned back in his chair "Oh, I meant to ask. How are things with you and Naruto?"
"Me and Naruto?" Sasuke asked, a little puzzled.
"Yeah. Every time I turn around you guys are at each other's throat. I swear, you two fight more times then people I've killed."
"How many people have you killed?"
"I lost count at fifty thousand."
"You've killed over fifty thousand people?!" Sasuke asked in amazement.
"Yes. Lets not advertise."
"That's hot."
"...Would you stop!"
"Sorry, but I have to say...you are the most attractive insomniac that I've ever-"
"Sasuke! Stop! Please!"
"Okay, okay. Sorry, I'm trying. I really am, but your not making it easy."
"I'm not doing anything," Gaara replied, confused.
"But that's just it. You don't have to. Your just so-"
"Okay! You know what? Just stop!" Gaara shouted, stopping Sasuke to avoid hearing any more. "Just stop talking! Just...just stop."
Sasuke sat there saying nothing and Gaara let out a heavy sigh. There was a long silence. Gaara then looked towards Sasuke. "That's not what I meant smart ass."
Sasuke looked at Gaara, still staying silent.
"Your such a difficult child." Gaara sighed. "Why did I even take this job? I mean seriously, I have my own problems to deal with."
"Maybe you thought by helping other people you could somehow help yourself," said Sasuke suddenly.
" ...Hey, who's the councilor?"
"Sorry."
"Now then. Where were we?"
"I was saying how attractive of-"
Gaara glared at Sasuke, telling him to shut up. "That was a rhetorical question."
"Oh."
"Ah yes, you and Naruto."
"Heh...Naruto's a pathetic loser. He really thinks he can be hokage. Ha!" Sasuke smirked confidently.
"Do I sense a bit of jealousy?"
"No." Sasuke snapped quickly.
"...Right..." Gaara said raising both his eyebrows.
"I'm not jealous of Naruto! ...Am I?...No! I'm not!"
"And how do you feel when you're around Naruto?"
"Angry and annoyed." Sasuke then sank further into his seat and folded his arms.
"I see...Sasuke, did you ever think the reason you fight with him so much is because you actually like him?"
"...What? Me like Naruto? No way!"
"Uh huh..." Gaara smirked.
"...What?! Stop looking at me like that! I don't like Naruto! I don't! I hate that kid!"
"I think thou dost protest to much."
"Shut up!"
"So you do like him."
"No I don't!"
"Ok, if you say so..."
"You just want me to stop hitting on you."
"Would that work?" Gaara asked with intrigue.
"I don't like Naruto!! I like you." Sasuke moped.
"Well get over it. I'm not gay," Gaara stated bluntly as he sat forward in his chair, leaning his elbows on his desk.
"Uh...Gaara?"
"Yes?"
"Well...you've been a councilor here for a while now right?"
"Yeah..." Gaara replied, a little hesitant. He wondered what Sasuke was trying to get at.
"Do you know...Could you tell me if...I mean is there anyone else who's..."
"Who's gay?"
"Yeah." Sasuke looked away shyly.
"Sorry. Even if I did I couldn't tell you. Oath of confidentiality and what not."
"Since when do you follow rules and oaths?" Sasuke asked as he turned to face Gaara again.
"Since I gained some of my sanity."
"I am so attracted to you right now."
"...I'm not even going to comment on that."
"I'm sorry but your freaking hot!"
"Yes Sasuke! I get it! So could you spare me?" Gaara shouted in annoyance.
"But it's so hard."
"Oh for the love of..."
"I can't help it. I...I..." Sasuke tried to continue but he began to break down and started to cry. "Oh God...I'm so lonely..." He then buried his head in his hands and slouched forward.
"...Uh...Sasuke? You ok?" Gaara asked with a little concern.
"No I'm not ok! Do I look ok?!"
Gaara tried to reply but couldn't find the right words.
"I...I just...I don't have anyone and I...I'm so alone..."
"...So am I. You don't see me crying about it." Gaara said, trying to sound consoling.
Sasuke lifted his head and glared at Gaara.
"Look, I know it's hard but...um...you just have to work through it." Again Gaara attempted to be consoling.
Sasuke looked up at Gaara with tears in his eyes. "How would you know how hard it is? You don't have to deal with being gay."
"Sasuke, I'm infused with a demon that causes me insomnia, my mother died when I was born, my uncle tried to kill me and so did my father...more than once. I just got out of emotional hell. Don't tell me I don't understand."
"But...but..." Sasuke began to cry again. "Oh...Itachi was right. I'm so pathetic I'm not even worth killing."
Gaara sighed, walked over and sat on the couch beside Sasuke, patting him on the back. "There there...look, as far as I'm concerned you're totally worth killing. I mean, I wanted to kill you for the longest time, remember?"
Sasuke looked irritatingly at Gaara. "Not helping."
"I tried."
"I feel so unloved."
"Yeah...been there."
"I need a hug." Sasuke then leaned his head against Gaara's shoulder.
Gaara pushed Sasuke away, knowing his intentions. "Oh no...we're not even going there."
"Don't you care about me at all?" Sasuke pouted.
"Not in that way, no."
"But we're friends right? Friends hug."
"Uh..." Gaara began to lean farther away from Sasuke.
"What, are you afraid of me now?"
"No. I'm afraid of your hormones."
"I just want a hug," Sasuke pleaded as he looked innocently at Gaara.
"You already got a kiss...and that was more then enough! I'll have you know I was sick that whole day."
"I said I was sorry."
Gaara let out another sigh. "One hug. As friends. That's all you get."
Sasuke then flew into Gaara's arms crying.
"Ulghh...and your soaking my shirt with tears...nice...yeah...okay...that's enough..." Gaara said, trying to push Sasuke away from him. "...Sasuke...ulgh...you are one problemed child."
A little while later Sasuke was sitting in a tree talking silently to himself. "Me...like Naruto? Ha! As if. That kid is so annoying. Not to mention he's a fumbling idiot. He's not even a very good ninja. He's not too bad looking though...I guess. Wait! What am I saying?! I can't be attracted to Naruto! Can I? No! Ulghh...why am I even thinking about this?! No! That's it! I don't like Naruto! It's out of the question! Just think of something else...think...think...think...well he does have nice eyes...ahhhh! No! Something else! Think of something else!...Damn it! Why can't I get him out of my head! Maybe Gaara was right. Maybe I do like Naruto...no! I don't like Naruto! Damn it! Get out of my head!"
Just then Naruto walked into the forest and immediately noticed Sasuke. "Oh. Hey Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed waving to Sasuke enthusiastically.
"You've got to be kidding me." Sasuke whispered under his breath. He then turned his attention to Naruto. "Go away dead last!"
"What?! Why don't you go away? I need to train."
"No amount of training you get will improve your skill." Sasuke replied coldly.
"Oh yeah? We'll just see about that."
Sasuke then jumped out of the tree and landed directly in front of Naruto.
Naruto, a little stunned, said nothing.
"Whatever." Sasuke then walked by Naruto, nudging his shoulder as he passed.
"Jerk." Naruto replied angrily. I can't believe I thought he was hot.
Sasuke continued walking, trying to get as far away from Naruto as he possibly could. Holy shit! I'm attracted to Naruto!
Even later that evening, Sasuke and Naruto had started fighting in the middle of the hallway in between Sasuke's doorway. Naruto suddenly became very irritated with Sasuke.
"Ok, you know what?! That's it!! You have to be the most arrogant, obnoxious person I have ever-"
Sasuke, unable to control himself any longer grabbed Naruto's face and kissed him. Oh My God...what the fuck am I doing?
Naruto was shocked, but he didn't resist. Instead he proceeded to Kiss Sasuke back forcefully. They moved into Sasuke's room, and the door shut behind them-
Sasuke then pulled away slightly. "Naruto, I didn't know you were-"
"Shut up and kiss!" Naruto replied. It's about freaking time!
They kissed passionately, falling onto Sasuke's bed.
"I thought you were going out with Hinata?" Sasuke asked, confused.
Naruto then sat up suddenly. "Hinata? Oh my...I can't...I can't believe I just...I...I'm sorry Sasuke I have to go." He stood up and began to leave.
Sasuke Scrambled to sit up "What? Wait!" He quickly grabbed Naruto's arm. "Please...don't leave."
" ...Sasuke..."
Sasuke then stood up pulling Naruto close to him. "Please...stay...I...I need you."
"Sasuke...I...I can't. Not while I'm still with Hinata..." Naruto looked sympathetically at Sasuke. He wanted to stay but he didn't want to break his loyalty with Hinata.
"Please...," Sasuke pleaded desperately as he kissed Naruto again, softly. "Please...just one night..." He then Kissed Naruto repeatedly, moving from his lips down to his neck. "Just give me one night..."
Naruto embraced Sasuke and held him close. "Sasuke..."
Sasuke looked up at Naruto, starring passionately into his eyes. Naruto tried to resist but eventually he could no longer contain himself. He Kissed Sasuke with overwhelming passion. He then removed his jacket, and then proceeded to remove Sasuke's shirt as well. Sasuke then removed Naruto's shirt and they again fell onto the bed.
Naruto Loomed over Sasuke. He then Undid and removed Sasuke's pants and pulled him to his feet. He then "went down" on Sasuke. He then Rose and pulled Sasuke close to him. Sasuke then kissed Naruto, removing his pants. Still kissing they embraced, once more falling on to the bed holding each other in their arms.
The next Morning Naruto and Sasuke laid naked and entangled in each other's arms. Both were sound asleep.
There was suddenly a knock at the door. It was Kakashi. "Hey! Sasuke! Come on, wake up! It's time for your training!" Hmmm...It's not like Sasuke to sleep in this late, he thought as he opened the door and peeked inside. "...What...The...Fuck...?!" Kakashi stared in disbelief and amazement.
Sasuke then woke up. Not noticing Kakashi standing in the doorway he smiled, ran a hand through Naruto's hair and kissed him lightly on the forehead.
Naruto also began to wake. "...Hey Sasuke..." He was also oblivious to Kakashi's presence.
"Hey..." Sasuke replied as he kissed Naruto gently on the lips.
Kakashi, somewhat horrified by this decided to leave the room. "Well...um...at least their getting along..."
Gaara then walked by the room. He stretched and yawned as he walked down the hallway. He walked by Sasuke's room and then quickly backed up to stand in the room doorway. " ...what the fuck?"
Sasuke, noticing Gaara, sat up in his bed. "Oh, Gaara?! Uh...hi."
Naruto just laid there silently, feeling very awkward.
"...I think I'm gunna be sick," Gaara stated as he left and continued on down the hallway.
"Might be a little difficult to keep this a secret." Naruto said, looking questioningly at Sasuke.
"I don't think we have to worry about Gaara. He already knows I'm gay."
"He does? ...Sasuke? You didn't try to..."
Sasuke then turned away, embarrassed.
Naruto broke into a taunting laughter. "You did!"
"Shut up!" Sasuke snapped.
"You tried to seduce Gaara!" Naruto shouted, still laughing.
"I said shut up!"
"Well it's not that I blame you, I mean, Gaara is pretty hot but...even I know he's not gay. I can't believe you tried that!"
"Yeah well...just...just shut up." Sasuke pouted as he crossed his arms and looked away.
Naruto then got up and shut the door. He grabbed his pants from off the floor and began to put them on.
"So...what are you going to do about Hinata?" Sasuke asked.
"I...I don't know. I don't want to hurt her ya know? She's a nice girl...and I do like her. Um...Sasuke?"
"Hmm?" Sasuke, who had now also begun to get dressed, turned to Naruto.
"Was it hard...breaking up with Sakura?"
"No. Not really."
"Hmm...I think...at least for now...I'll just leave things as they are" He then grabbed his shirt and slid it over his head.
"Hey...Naruto...," Sasuke began as he walked towards Naruto. "Thanks for staying."
Naruto then kissed Sasuke. "It was a great night."
"Yeah...it was."
"It...It doesn't bother you does it?" Naruto asked suddenly.
"...What?"
"That I'm still going out with Hinata?"
"Well...I'd be lying if I said I didn't want you all to myself...but...no. Don't worry about it."
"...Okay."
"Oh, Naruto? You say anything about this to anyone and I might have to kick your ass," Sasuke smirked.
"Hmm...a fight? That's tempting. Make up sex is pretty hot."
"...Hmm...I never thought of that." Replied Sasuke, finally putting on his shirt. "But Seriously-"
"Relax, I won't tell anyone." Naruto interrupted.
"Okay...," Sasuke said, relieved as he walked over to Naruto and kissed him again.
"I'll see you later Sasuke." Naruto replied returning Sasuke's kiss before he left the room.
Gahhhhh...finally...chapter 3 is finished. That's my longest one yet. Yey! It's about time Naruto and Sasuke got together don't ya think?