Chapter 2- Main Cast Characters- Artie Abrams- Since the New Directions are finally back together, Artie searches for new members to join the group and comes across someone he finds spectacular.
Tina Cohen-Chang- Tina helps coach Mike on his singing, and when she notices Sugar's singing isn't so terrific, she coaches the rich girl, too.
Mike Chang- With the help of his girlfriend, Mike is becoming a better singer every day, but he can't help but notice how Sugar's singing isn't getting any better after her hours of practice.
Rachel Berry- Getting ready for college, Rachel decides she needs to run for School President and also get the lead role in the upcoming school musical.
Finn Hudson- When he sees Rachel setting her goals on NYADA, Finn realizes he needs to figure out what he's going to do after he graduates at the end of the year.
Brittany Pierce- Even though she hears of Rachel's plans on campaigning for school president, Brittany knows the only way she would even have the slightest chance of being accepted into college is to have something other than the Cheerios and glee club on her resume.
Santana Lopez- Santana finally feels at home again in the choir room, but is shortly interrupted by the introduction of Blaine Anderson to the New Directions. She thought she was the only one who was hostile to the former Warbler, but she soon notices Finn isn't as kind as he should be either.
Sugar Motta- After hours and hours of being coached by Tina, Sugar feels she's the best singer there is, and she finds it even greater that someone finds her just as amazing as she does.
Noah Puckerman- Ever since he lost Lauren Zizes, Puck has been searching for his soul mate; what he doesn't realize is somebody has their eyes on him also.
Quinn Fabray- Quinn returns to her old ways – both good and bad – after Puck brings her back into the grasp of glee club.
Kurt Hummel- After Kurt meets Sebastian Smythe – a Warbler with his eyes set on Blaine – Kurt convinces Blaine to come join the New Directions.
Blaine Anderson- Blaine arrives at McKinley High School ready to sing his heart out in the glee club, but Finn isn't as welcoming as his peers.
Mercedes Jones- Although she's still with Shane, Mercedes is focused hard on the glee club. She knows it's her senior year, and she wants to win big.
Will Schuester- After the success of getting the New Directions another chance to place at Nationals, Will knows he needs to recruit more members to join the club, so they will have a greater chance at winning.
Emma Pillsbury- With her boyfriend busy with glee club, Emma decides to help some of the members resolve year old problems.
Shannon Beiste- Coach Beiste is hitting it pretty hard with her new boyfriend, Ken Tanaka, but even love can't blind her from the fact that there are some unresolved conflicts in Schue's glee club.
Sue Sylvester- Devastated by the fact that the glee club is standing yet again, and this time not by her default, Sue returns to the fact that she was running for Congress for her late sister, Jean.
Finn: (in voice-over) I really thought senior year would be the best year for me. I thought I would be king of the school, getting any girl I wanted. But ever since Nationals last year, even the rest of glee club doesn't look up to me anymore. I let them down when I kissed Rachel, but that was the beginning of our relationship, which was better than any trophy, right? And it's not like the glee club was gone forever. I mean, we all thought it was for awhile, but here we are now, sitting in the choir room watching Mr. Schue write this weeks' assignment on the white board. And guess what the assignment was? Recruiting new members for glee.
(in the recently renewed choir room)
Will: Okay, guys! Welcome back to glee!
(Everyone cheers)
Will: I know you guys may want to catch up with each other, but since we got a delayed start this year, we need to begin practicing for Sectionals!
Finn: We only have eleven members now, Mr. Schue.
Will: Which is why this weeks assignment is to recruit more members! We only need one more kid to join, and we'll be set for Sectionals.
Santana: (to Puck) Why don't you just get Zizes back here?
Puck: She's not interested. She claimed it would bring down her rep even more than it already has.
Rachel: Forget about Lauren! We need to find new voices. I bet there's a lot of hidden talent somewhere in this school!
Will: That's the kind of attitude we need to recruit members! Now, I've been posting sign-up sheets around the school, but it would really help if you guys performed in front of a couple kids to show them how awesome glee club can be!
Kurt: I'm not sure that's such a great idea, Mr. Schue.
Will: Why is that?
Kurt: We just came back from a failure at Nationals. The school thought we were losers after we won Regionals, but they'll think we're even worse than before since we got twelfth place in Nationals.
Santana: (glaring at Rachel and Finn) All thanks to pudding-face and his troll.
Mercedes: Knock it off, Santana! Instead of blaming people for why we lost, we need to think of what we won out of that competition.
Will: Thank you, Mercedes. Now, go out there and find some recruits!
[Glee]
(Kurt and Blaine are sitting at table in Lima Bean)
Blaine: So what's going on with the New Directions now that they're back in business?
Kurt: We have to get another person to join since Lauren quit.
Blaine: Well, how's that working out for you?
Kurt: Terribly... (pause) which got me to thinking that since the New Directions are back, you can enroll at McKinley!
Blaine: Oh, come on, Kurt. You know how devoted I am to the Warblers. I can't just leave them!
Kurt: I know, but we've talked about this before. I really want to be able to see you during glee rehearsals like I used to when I went to Dalton.
Blaine: And like all the times we've talked about it before, you know I can't.
Kurt: You can, you just won't. There's a difference.
Blaine: Well, then you know why I won't. We'll still see each other on the weekends and after school.
Kurt: It's still not the same.
(Finn and Rachel are walking down hallway)
Rachel: So you know how Kurt and I are going to Juilliard for college?
Finn: (nods) Yeah, it's all you ever talk about.
Rachel: I was thinking... maybe you could come to New York with us after we graduate.
Finn: (pause) But I don't even know what I'd do in New York.
Rachel: Well, there are other schools there, or maybe you could go to Juilliard.
Finn: You really think I'd make it in?
Rachel: Pff, totally.
Finn: I can tell –
Puck: Hey, guys! Mr. Schue needs to meet us in the choir room ASAP.
(Finn, Puck, and Rachel rush into choir room; shocked by what they are greeted by)
Rachel: Who did this?!
(Choir room is trashed; chairs scattered around room, toilet paper covering piano, sheet music laying around floor)
Tina: Sue made the Cheerios trash it.
Will: Are you sure?
Tina: Ask Brittany and Santana.
Brittany: Yeah, Coach Sue told us to destroy the choir room, but I didn't because I knew it would make you mad.
Mercedes: What about you, Santana? Did you help out the Cheerios?
Santana: No way! I was with Britt the whole time.
Brittany: It's true.
Will: Okay, at least we know who's responsible. But let's forget about Sue and the Cheerios! We need to find more people to join glee club!
(in courtyard New Directions stand along stairs surrounded by McKinley High students)
Artie: (singing) Yeah.
And you say Chi city,
Chi city, Chi city
New Directions: I'm coming home again.
Do you think about me now and then?
Do you think about me now and then?
Cause I'm coming home again
I'm in home again.
Artie: I met this girl when I was three years old
And what I loved most she had so much soul
She said, excuse me little homie, I know you don't know me- but,
My name is Windy and, I like to blow trees and,
From that point I never blow her off,
They can come from outta town I like to show her off,
They like to act tough, she like to tow em off,
And make em straighten up their act, cause she know they soft
And when I grew up she showed me how to go downtown
And at nighttime my face lit up so astounding
And I told her in my heart is where she always be
She never mess with entertainers cause they always leave
She said it felt like they walked and drove on me
Knew I was gang affiliated got on TV and told on me
I guess it's why last winter she got so cold on me
She said, Ye keep making that, keep making that platinum and gold for me
New Directions: Do you think about me now and then?
Do you think about me now and then?
Cause I'm coming home again
I'm in home again
Do you think about me now and then?
Do you think about me now and then?
Oh, now I'm coming home again
Quinn, Brittany, and Santana: Maybe we can start again
Finn: But if you really care for her, then you would n-never hit the airport,
To follow your dream, sometimes I still talk to her, but when I talk to her
It always seems like she talking about me,
She said you left your kids and they just like you
They wanna rap and make show beats just like you,
But they just not you and I just got through
Talking bout what she can try to do just not new
Now everybody got the game figured out all wrong
I guess you never know what you got till its gone
I guess this is why I'm here and I cant come back home
And guess when I heard that when I was back home
Every interview I'm representing you making you proud
Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud
Jump in the crowd, spark you lighters, wave em around,
And if you don't know by now, I'm talking about Chi Town,
New Directions: Do you think about me now and then?
Do you think about me now and then?
Cause I'm coming home again
Maybe, do you remember when fireworks at lake Michigan
Oh, now I'm coming home again
I'm in home again
Maybe, do you remember when fireworks at lake Michigan
Oh, now I'm coming home again
Maybe we can start again
Quinn, Brittany, and Santana: Loyee oyeee oh, loyee oyeee oh
Coming home again
Loyee oyeee oh, loyee oyeee oh
Coming home again
Maybe we can start again
Becky: Boo! (sticks her tongue out at Rachel)
(Five Cheerios walk past New Directions and slushies Kurt, Finn, Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, and Mike)
(Rachel and Kurt are sitting in Miss Pillsbury's office)
Rachel: (to Emma) Why are we here?
Emma: Well, I heard that you both were thinking of going to Juilliard after graduation.
Kurt: Yep! It's the best school for us in New York City that will make our dreams come true!
Emma: That's wonderful Kurt... but you do know that there is no musical theater program at Juilliard, right?
Rachel: (shocked) I'm sorry, but what?!
Emma: I know you both want to go to New York, so I found another school you could go to instead of Juilliard.
Rachel: But it's still in New York City, right?
Emma: Yes, it is. (takes out brochures and hands them to Kurt and Rachel)
Kurt: What's NYADA?
Emma: The New York Academy of the Dramatic Arts. It has a great musical theater department.
Rachel: Really?
Emma: (nods) Yes. Also, only about twenty students are accepted into the school per year, so you should start working hard for applications if you're thinking of joining.
(Kurt and Rachel look to each other, smiling)
(Sue walks into teacher's lounge to Emma and Shannon sitting at a table)
Sue: Hello, Beiste and Bambi.
Shannon: Hey, Sue.
Sue: Where's Schuester?
Emma: Posting sign-up sheets around the school for glee club.
Sue: He still thinks the glee club has a chance at this school? That's pitiful.
Emma: You know what, Sue? Will knows what he's doing with glee, and soon they'll be more popular than your Cheerios.
Sue: Ha! Not a chance, Ginger! (walks out of teacher's lounge)
(Puck catches up to Lauren in the hallway)
Lauren: What do you want, Puckerman?
Puck: I need you to come back to New Directions.
Lauren: Oh, your naivety amazes me. You know why I haven't came crawling back to you, geek? Because show choir is lame.
Puck: C'mon, Zizes. You've got to admit last year was a blast! There's no denying our trip to New York City wasn't fun!
Lauren: (sighs) The only way I'm going back to that pack of losers is if you aren't losers anymore. And believe me, that won't happen till a hundred years from now.
Puck: You're so cruel.
(Lauren shrugs and trots into a classroom, leaving Puck in the middle of the hall)
(Tina, Mike, and Artie are talking next to row of lockers)
Tina: I can't believe Mr. Schue still hasn't learned from last year that no one else wants to be in glee club. We only found two people interested, and one transferred to Vocal Adrenaline.
Mike: But we got Sam out of it.
Tina: Sam's not here anymore, though.
Artie: Where'd he go anyway?
Mike: I think somewhere in Kentucky.
Artie: Well, we really only need one more person interested. Like you said, Tina, we got two people interested last year, so we can do that again this year.
Tina: What if we don't get anyone else, though?
Mike: Then we'll use a band member I guess.
Tina: If that's true, we'll need to be as great as we can.
Artie: And how are we supposed to do that? All this drama from last year is distracting us from our singing and dancing.
Mike: What kind of drama?
Artie: First off, Quinn is acting all weird after she got back from crazy town. I mean, yeah, Quinn's convinced Puck and everyone else that she's back to her old, blond self, but I can tell she's still hurting from her break-up with Finn. Also, let's just admit Puck's not over Zizes still.
Tina: Those are only Quinn and Puck problems.
Artie: There are probably more but –
(Sugar Motta walks up to Artie)
Sugar: Hey, you're glee club members right?
Artie: (grins) Yeah.
Sugar: I'm Sugar Motta. I'm interested in joining the glee club.
Tina: Really?
Sugar: Yes, really. When are auditions?
Tina: They're any time during glee practice when you're ready to.
Sugar: Awesome!
Artie: Can we three here you sing before you audition, though?
(Tina gives Artie a questioning look)
Sugar: Totally. You'll never get enough of my singing.
(Artie, Tina, and Mike lead her to choir room)
Tina: What songs do you know?
Sugar: I'll do Black Widow.
Artie: Great! Go ahead!
Sugar: (singing {out of tune}) I'm gonna love ya
Until you hate me
And I'm gonna show ya
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Than to mess with me, honey
I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya
Gonna love ya, gonna love ya
Like a black widow, baby
This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same
First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray
Tina: Sugar! I think we've heard enough. That was... interesting.
Sugar: Great! Text me the best audition day and time. (starts to leave choir room)
Tina: Wait!
(Sugar stops and turns around)
Tina: I've been helping Mike become a better singer by practicing after school. I know you're already pretty... okay, but you can become even greater if you practice with Mike and me.
Sugar: I know I'm already the best singer there is but sure. It won't hurt to see how good my back-up singers will be.
(Mike and Tina have sour looks on their faces as Sugar leaves; Artie's smiling happily)
(Kurt is watching the Warblers end their performance of Maps by Maroon 5; Blaine walks over to Kurt after performance)
Blaine: What's up?
Kurt: Not much. I can see how much fun you're having here.
Blaine: Which is the reason why I don't want to go to McKinley. I love Dalton and the Warblers, Kurt. I can't just leave them.
Kurt: I know. That's not why I came here today, though.
Blaine: Then why did you come?
Kurt: Rachel is having a party at her house to celebrate the New Directions return. It's this Saturday, so I came here to invite you.
Blaine: Of course I can –
(Sebastian Smythe walks up behind Blaine)
Sebastian: (to Kurt) Hey, you must be Blaine's boyfriend.
Kurt: Um, yeah, I am. Who are you?
Sebastian: Sebastian Smythe, a friend of Blaine's.
Blaine: He's on the Warblers.
Kurt: Why haven't I met you before?
Sebastian: I wasn't in the Warblers last year.
Kurt: Oh, okay.
Blaine: Anyway, yeah, Kurt, I can come.
Kurt: Great! I'll see you later, then.
Blaine: Okay, bye! (hugs Kurt, then Kurt walks away)
Sebastian: (to Blaine) Your boyfriend's one lucky guy.
(Brittany and Santana are walking hand-and-hand down the hall)
Santana: So are you thinking of what college you might go to?
Brittany: I wanted to go to Harvard, but I'm not smart enough.
Santana: Harvard's a pretty big goal to reach. Although, I think you can get in if you have enough extra curriculars and have a bit better grades.
Brittany: How will I do that?
Santana: (stops to stare at poster that says "Vote for Berry") I have an idea.
(Rachel and Kurt walk down hall past Santana and Brittany)
Kurt: You really think Senior Class President will help you get into NYADA?
Rachel: Anything can help. The real question here is, what are you gonna do to help your chances of getting into NYADA?
Kurt: I really don't know... I'm too worried about Blaine.
Rachel: Why is that?
Kurt: Well, yesterday I went to Dalton to invite Blaine to the glee party, but there was this other guy there – Sebastian or something – and I could just tell he was eying Blaine.
Rachel: If you're so worried about this guy stealing Blaine away, why don't you tell Blaine about it?
Kurt: I want to, but I'm not sure he'll be happy about that. They seem to be friends already.
Rachel: Oh, Kurt. You need to bring Blaine to McKinley, then!
Kurt: I've tried, but nothing works!
Rachel: Well, maybe if you try using this little 'Sebastian fiasco' to good use.
(bell rings)
(in choir room, Kurt sits with Rachel and Finn, Santana talks with Brittany, Mercedes is talking to Tina, Mike, and Artie, Puck sits alone)
Will: (walking in room with Quinn following) Hey, guys! Quinn wants to say something. (sits in chair)
Quinn: Thank you, Mr. Schue. I wanted to sing a song that expresses how I've been feeling lately.
Quinn: (singing) Oh oh oh, there's a place that I know
It's not pretty there and few have ever gone
If I show it to you now
Will it make you run away?
Or will you stay
Even if it hurts
Even if I try to push you out
Will you return?
And remind me who I really am
Please remind me who I really am
Everybody's got a dark side
Do you love me?
Can you love mine?
Nobody's a picture perfect
But we're worth it
You know that we're worth it
Will you love me?
Even with my dark side?
Like a diamond
From black dust
It's hard to know
What can become
If you give up
So don't give up on me
Please remind me who I really am
Everybody's got a dark side
Do you love me?
Can you love mine?
Nobody's a picture perfect
But we're worth it
You know that we're worth it
Will you love me?
Even with my dark side?
Don't run away
Don't run away
Just tell me that you will stay
Promise me you will stay
Don't run away
Don't run away
Just promise me you will stay
Promise me you will stay
Will you love me? ohh
Everybody's got a dark side
Do you love me?
Can you love mine?
Nobody's a picture perfect
But we're worth it
You know that we're worth it
Will you love me?
Even with my dark side?
Don't run away
Don't run away
Don't run away
Promise you'll stay
(Everyone claps except for Puck, who's staring at Quinn, concerned)
(Mercedes and Shane are talking in cafeteria)
Shane: Now that you're back in glee club, you need to shine brighter than you ever have before. It's senior year; you need to make the best of it.
Mercedes: I know, Shane, but do you really think Rachel's gonna give up the spotlight? It's her senior year, too.
Shane: I heard she was running for class president. That might distract her a bit from glee club.
Mercedes: I doubt it.
Shane: Baby, you know you're a star. I know you're a star. It just doesn't seem that you believe it.
Mercedes: I do, but –
Shane: No, no 'but's. You won't give up this easily. Even if you don't get solos in glee, there's still another stage you can shine on.
Mercedes: And what's that?
Shane: You're gonna try out for this year's school musical.
(Tina, Mike, and Sugar are in auditorium)
Sugar: I really think you should work harder on your singing, Mike. I know you'll never be as amazing as me, but you could at least try.
(Mike and Tina glare at Sugar)
Tina: He's been practicing for hours all week.
Sugar: So have I, but I'm always better than him.
Mike: I think that's enough practice for today.
Sugar: Good. I'll audition for glee tomorrow. (walks out of auditorium)
Tina: She's such a bitch.
Mike: You know, although you've been working your butt off helping her, she's not getting any better.
Tina: I know she isn't, but you are. I think you're even great enough to try out for the school musical.
Mike: It depends on what the musical is.
Tina: (shrugs) True, but either way, I'm sure you have the chance of making the male lead in anything.
Mike: Too bad Sugar isn't good enough for the musical.
Tina: Or glee club.
Mike: (singing) You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far
Get you too far
Tina: Don't you know, don't you know
That it's wrong to take what is given you
So far gone, on your own
You can get along if you try to be strong
But you'll never be strong 'cause
Mike: You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far
Get you too far
Tina: High and dry, out of the rain
It's so easy to hurt others when you can't feel pain
And don't you know that a love can't grow
'Cause there's too much to give, 'cause you'd rather live
For the thrill of it all, oh
Mike: You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far
Say money but it won't get you too far
Say money but it won't get you too far
Get you too far
Tina: And you say
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
You're a rich girl, a rich girl
Oh, you're a rich, rich girl yeah
Say money but it won't get you too far
Oh, get ya too far
(Mike and Tina trot out of auditorium with disappointed looks on their faces)
(Kurt approaches Blaine in Lima Bean)
Blaine: Hey, Kurt. What's up?
Kurt: I need to talk to you about something.
Blaine: (sighs) Kurt, we've been over this a –
Kurt: Wait, let me say it first.
Blaine: (pause) Fine.
Kurt: I think you should transfer to McKinley for good reasons. I don't like that Sebastian kid. He's eyeballing you like you're a wad of prize money. I don't like you being around him all day while I'm stuck all alone back at McKinley when I'm supposed to be your boyfriend, not him.
Blaine: Do you not trust me to be here without you?
Kurt: No, I trust you. I just don't trust Sebastian.
Blaine: You just met him!
Kurt: And still I could figure out he has a crush on before you even suspected a thing!
Blaine: (softening his voice) Do you really feel that alone without me at McKinley with you?
(Kurt nods)
Blaine: Then I guess I'll just have to join my boyfriend and his friends at that amazing school I've heard so much about.
(the two of them smile as they hug)
(in teacher's lounge with Sue walking to table with Will, Emma, Shannon, and Ken)
Will: What do you want, Sue?
Sue: Anything but you're chemical-infected hair. My Cheerios were extremely surprised by the return of your glee club, Schuester, and the fact that my two co-captains are in your little pack of losers.
Ken: You're still coach of the Cheerios?
Sue: That's right, old sad-sack.
Shannon: What's with the name-calling?
Sue: It's just my style, pork-breath.
Will: Do you come here just to torment us?
Sue: Actually, no, I didn't. I came here to inform you that I'm still running for congress. And guess what the first thing I'm gonna do when I'm elected is?
Will: What?
Sue: I'm going to cancel all the arts programs and that includes glee club. (walks out of teacher's lounge)
Will: That could be a problem...
(bell rings)
(Rachel and Finn are walking down hall together)
Rachel: Have you decided what you're doing after graduation?
Finn: Oh, um... I'm still not sure...
Rachel: Seriously, Finn? It's senior year! The clocks ticking, and you really need to figure things out.
Finn: I'm trying to.
Rachel: (stops in front of Finn) Really? Are you really trying to, Finn? 'Cause it doesn't seem like you're trying hard enough.
Finn: What's your problem with me, Rachel? I'm not like you. I don't know how to dream like you. I can't dream like you! I'm sorry to break it to you now, but I'm not sure I can even leave Lima if I don't get a scholarship.
Rachel: Get a scholarship for what?
Finn: Football.
Rachel: You'll get a scholarship, then.
Finn: I hope so...
(Rachel strays in opposite directions)
Finn: (singing) Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen I just don't know what I want
Eighteen I gotta get away
I gotta get out of this place
I'll go runnin' in outer space oh yeah
I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about feels like I'm livin' in the middle of doubt
'Cause I'm eighteen I get confused every day eighteen I just don't know what to say
Eighteen I gotta get away
Whoa lines form on my face and my hands
Lines form on the left and right
I'm in the middle the middle of life
I'm a boy and I'm a man
I'm eighteen and I like it
Yes I like it
Oh I like it love it like it love it
Eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen and I like it
(Finn enters choir room smiling; Rachel glares at Brittany and Santana, Quinn stares at Puck, Mercedes talks to Mike, Tina, and Artie)
Rachel: (to Brittany) I can't believe you're running for Senior Class President.
Brittany: Deal with it.
Artie: (to Mike and Tina) How is it going with Sugar?
Tina: It's going...
Mike: No matter how much time we spend practicing, Sugar never seems to get better.
Tina: (to Mike) You're getting a lot better, though!
(Mike smiles)
Artie: I thought Sugar was a pretty good singer...
Tina: I'm sorry, did you not hear her last time she sang? She was terrible.
Mike: Gosh, enough about Sugar already!
Artie: Wait, if you claim she's not good enough, then do you think Mr. Schue will let her in or not? We need twelve members to compete, remember?
Mercedes: Well, it's a good thing I'm gonna be in the musical, too.
Tina: Are you trying out for the lead female role?
Mercedes: Yep, totally.
Artie: I'd be careful, Mercedes. Rachel's got her eyes on the lead for everything.
Mike: What is the musical anyway?
Tina: We're not sure.
Mercedes: But whatever it is, I'm getting the lead.
(Will trots into choir room with Kurt and Blaine trailing behind; Kurt sits in a chair as Will stops with Blaine at front of room)
Will: Good evening! I'd like to introduce you to our newest member straight from Dalton Academy, Blaine Anderson!
(Everyone cheers)
Will: He also has something to show you. (sits in chair)
Blaine: Thank you, Mr. Schuester. (turns to New Directions) I know since I came from the Warblers I didn't need to audition, but I would like to sing my first song as a New Direction member here.
(Everyone claps)
Blaine: (singing) She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise
She calls out to the man on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
Can't walk but she's trying
Oh think twice...
Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say
You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos she didn't fit in there
Oh think twice...
(Everyone claps and cheers except for Finn and Santana)
(Kurt and Blaine are by Kurt's locker)
Kurt: I'm so glad you transferred, Blaine... but it wasn't all for me, was it?
Blaine: No, of course not! I mean, a lot was for you, but I also came here because I love you and don't want to be away from you all day.
(Kurt closes his locker and smiles; they both link arms and walk down the hall together)
(Quinn and Puck are in Emma's office)
Emma: I'm confused... why did you come in here?
Puck: Don't ask me.
Quinn: (yelling) Puck dragged me back to glee club but now refuses to say a word to me!
Emma: Why is that, Noah?
Puck: (to Emma) I do say stuff to her, but whatever I say, she's not interested in.
Quinn: Because all you talk about is yourself!
Puck: (to Emma) That's not true. (to Quinn) Not true!
Quinn: Even now the only words he says to me is 'not true'!
Emma: Well, Noah, why don't you try engaging in more conversation with Quinn about herself or someone else.
Puck: I don't get why we even have to talk! It's not like we're dating!
Quinn: But you brought me back to glee!
Puck: That has nothing to do with dating! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my Zizes sized hole in my heart... so that's a big hole. (stomps out of office)
Quinn: (to Emma) He got me pregnant, but now he doesn't even talk to me. Shouldn't he feel something?
(Before Emma can respond, Coach Beiste walks into office)
Shannon: Where's Schuester? We have a problem.
(Quinn, Emma, and Shannon leave office and go to hallway where Rachel – covered in slushy – is screaming at Santana)
Rachel: Just like I told you last year, when you graduate, the only place you'll be working is on a pole!
Santana: Oh, you ignorant brat! (tries to shove Rachel, but Shannon holds her back)
Quinn: (over Rachel and Santana's screaming) What's going on?
Rachel: Santana slushied me because Coach Sue told her to! She's just as bad as she was last year!
Quinn: Is it really that surprising? Santana will never change.
Santana: What does tossing a slushy in your face have anything to do with last year?
Rachel: You slept with Finn!
Quinn: And you broke Sam and me up!
Santana: I slept with Finn sophomore year, not last year! (to Quinn) And I didn't break you and Sam up! You were the one that made-out with Finn!
(Rachel, Santana, and Quinn start shouting insults at each other until Mr. Schue runs in and breaks up the fight)
(Quinn, Rachel, Santana, and Will are with Emma in her office)
Rachel: Santana is out to destroy glee club again!
Santana: I am not!
Emma: Calm down, Santana, and why do you say that, Rachel?
Rachel: She slushied me!
Emma: Why did you throw a slushy at Rachel, Santana?
Santana: Because Coach Sue told me that I had to or else I'd be kicked off the Cheerios.
Will: You should have come to me if Sue was blackmailing you, Santana. I'm going to have a chat with Sue, but for right now, no more throwing slushies at other glee club members.
Santana: (sighs) Fine.
THE END OF EP 2
Songs:
Homecoming by Kanye West - New Directions
Black Widow feat. Rita Ora by Iggy Azalea - Sugar
Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson - Quinn
Rich Girl by Hall and Oates - Mike and Tina
I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper - Finn
Another Day in Paradise by Phil Collins - Blaine