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Chapter 2

"Dude, I think I wanna fuck Sasuke's brother." Kiba said as he came up to Naruto.

"What did you just say?" a voice behind him asks.

"Oh crap," Kiba looked at Naruto with fear in his eyes, "Sasuke's right behind me isn't he?"

The look in Naruto's face was enough, "Ye-"

"Actually," The Inzuka cut him off, "I don't want to know. I'll just rest the beer on the table right here and walk the fuck away. Tell Lee that he'll see me later for the sleepover okay."

Naruto stared, firstly at Kiba as he hurriedly walked towards the door, then at Sasuke who was glaring daggers at Kiba.

Sasuke started walking towards Kiba, "Why you little fu…"

Naruto put out a hand stopping the Uchiha from getting any closer to his retreating friend.

"Later!" Kiba said one last time before slamming the door.

Sasuke turned towards Naruto angrily, "Why did you stop me?"

"Why? Oh I don't know maybe it's because I don't want you maiming Kiba, you cockblocker."

"Cockblocker?"

"Yes, cockblocker!"

"That's it, I'll show you cockblocker!" Sasuke picked up a can of beer, opened it and pulled at the blond's pants. He poured half the contents of it down the front of the startled boy's pants before the can was knocked out of his hand. "Too bad Lee doesn't drink beer; otherwise he would've licked that all up for you."

"What the fuck, Sasuke? Why did you do that and what did you mean about Lee licking it off? Is that some kinda sick fantasy of yours?"

"You know what Naruto…fuck you!"

"What? Fuck me? Fuck you?"

"Why don't you just fuck each other and let that be the end of it?" Itachi stood by the door, Gaara at his side and Lee behind him.

Naruto and Sasuke stood there blushing for a moment before the raven pushed past his brother and headed out.

Gaara grabbed the younger Uchiha's hand before he got too far. He pulled him out of the hearing distance of everyone else, "You'll never get him that way."

"How would you know?"

"I know a lot more than you think."

"Oh really," He came closer to Gaara, "Well then tell me, how are you going to end up with Lee, if he's already with Naruto?"

"We don't know that for sure."

"Yeah, but how are you going find out? Are you going to just walk up to Lee and ask him, if he and Naruto are sleeping together?"

"Maybe, I will."

"Don't be an idiot," Sasuke started walking off. "It would never work. I'll be back later."

"Lee are you and Naruto sleeping together?" Gaara had finally got Lee in a room alone and away from everyone. He had been trying to for a while but someone-especially Naruto-was always keeping him away and busy doing something.

"What? Do you mean tonight at the sleepover? Well we all will be. I'm going to set up the living room with a few futons, so it'll be a giant bed. I can't wait! It'll be so much youthful fun!"

"Yeah man, it totally will be!" Kiba came in, all smiles and high fived Lee. "Where are all the hot chicks dude?"

"Kiba you know tonight is the guys' night, tomorrow is for everyone, girls included. Besides I know that you like guys anyway. So why do you keeping hitting on girls anyway?"

"Because it's funny and the other guys are always daring me to hit on the most random chicks. Although I wouldn't mind hitting on you, if you'd prefer I did that. I 'm sure that could be…very interesting." Kiba raised his eyebrow suggest fully.

Gaara turned and shot Kiba a very unfriendly look.

The dog nin drew back a bit when he saw Gaara's expression, "Umm okay…well I'll go help Naru do…u mm…something. Where is he anyway?"

"He's with 'tachi in the kitchen, putting out some snacks. Shika and the others should be here soon." Lee answered.

"Thank god, maybe people would stop trying to kill me then."

"Huh?" Lee shot Kiba a concerned look, "People are trying to kill you?"

Another glare from Gaara silenced the other nin, "Urr…no I'm just kidding…and I think I hear Naruto calling me…I better go- umm…coming!"

"Finally, this Party is getting started!" Kiba turned on Lee's stereo and pulling Shikamaru into him and dancing, ignoring the other's complaints of how much of a drag he was being.

Naruto pulled Lee and started dancing too, as Itachi and Neji looked at them and laughed as they saw Sasuke and Gaara's face turn sour.

Itachi sighed and went over to the mourner, "Ah," sigh, "foolish little brother, that's what you get for not making a move ages ago, now your little pet has found someone else's little pet to play with." He pat Sasuke's head and sighed again. He shot Gaara a pitying look before heading back over to Neji.

"Your brother needs to die." Gaara said to Sasuke in a matter-of –fact kind of way.

"I've been saying that for years." Sasuke replied, "Forget about him, what are we going to do about Naruto and Lee."

"Don't worry, I've got a plan."

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