disclaimer: i DONT OWN NARUTO...ALTHOUGH i DO OWN THIS PERVY MIND.
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Chapter 3
"This is bullshit!" Kiba exclaimed after 15 minutes had past. "It shouldn't be so fucking difficult to pick a fucking movie!"
"It shouldn't be difficult to speak without adding the word 'fuck' to every sentence you say, yet you manage to find a way it make it impossible." Shikamaru puts his fingers to his temple rubbing his aching head. Tonight shouldn't have been turning out so stressful, it was a sleepover for goodness sake, with no troublesome girls to boss everyone around. It should have been going awesome.
Itachi sighed, "We should just allow Lee to pick the movie, we're all here for his benefit anyway."
"That does make the most sense."Neji agreed, happy that someone had come up with a solution to the silly problem.
"Umm," Lee thought for a moment before answering I have wanted to see the new 'Green Hornet' movie, plus I thought everyone would like it because it's a bit of a dark comedy with action. What do you guys think?"
"I think I'll make the popcorn, while you guys set up." Naruto got up to head to the kitchen, "Come on Sasuke, I can't bring all that popcorn back on my own."
The Uchiha just grunted and got up, smirking at Gaara quickly so one else would notice.
"Oh yes," Gaara thought to himself as he watched the two leave, "He's definitely up to something."
Sasuke leaned against the kitchen counter looking at Naruto reach up and take down bowls.
"Well Bastard are you going to help me or not?" Naruto didn't even bother turning around and focused instead on making the popcorn.
"Hn, whatever…" Sasuke came up behind Naruto, close enough that their bodies seemed to mold together.
"Wah- what are you doing?" Naruto muttered a little startled and embarrassingly turned on, from their position. He could feel almost every curve of his offender's front torso. He couldn't help it, he felt himself pushing back into the embrace. The blond was just about to stutter out another question, when the Uchiha seemed to do the impossible and stand even closer to him, stretching his arms above Naruto's head, pulling out some bigger bowls than what the blond had previously taken out.
Naruto felt himself getting hard as Sasuke started talking and he could feel the raven's words vibrating off his chest and onto his own back.
"We could use a few bigger bowls, instead of all those small ones and just share. That way it would be less wares and stuff to clean up afterwards." Sasuke' said, his words tickling the ears of his prey.
"Umm…yeah okay, I was just about to suggest that too."
Sasuke chuckled softly sending a slight tremor through Naruto's body, "Sure you were."
He rocked his forward as he used the counter to push himself up and back against the opposite counter.
The blond went stiff, his mind full of unanswered questions, "Did I just get dry humped…by Sasuke? What am I saying? He probably didn't even realize what he was doing could be considered sexual. Does he even have a sexuality?"
He ended his internal debate and turned to Sasuke, "Um-"
"I think it's done."
"Wha- what are you talking about? What's done?"
"The popcorn…idiot."
"Don't call me that, you bastard," He took the bowls and shared the popcorn out in each, trying to be equal. He shoved two bowls in the Uchiha's hand and quickly picking up the remaining two, walked off.
Sasuke had made a play at Naruto. Gaara knew this for certain because of two things;
The confused look on the blond's face as he came back into the room. A look that seemed to be struggling between wondering if he had just been violated and whether he had liked it or not.
The look on Sasuke's face as he came into the room. One that showed that he was very satisfied with himself.
Gaara's eyes fell to Itachi's, yeah he could tell that his brother had been up to something too and from a glance so could Neji and Shikamaru.
"Let's start the movie." Neji made sure everyone was comfortable before putting in the DVD and taking off the light.
He sat down between Itachi and Kiba, taking the bowl of popcorn from the dog nin's hand, eating some then shoving it back before anything could be said.
Kiba muttered a soft expletive at Neji, who chose to ignore it before turning back towards the screen."
The movie was good, even Gaara seemed to have chuckled at least once-although if you would ask, he'd deny it. He watched Naruto, Lee, Kiba and Choji all hurdled together talking about the movie, comparing scenes and laughing. His eyes widened as he saw Naruto come up to Lee, putting his head on the taller boy's shoulder and hugging him tightly.
"If you were Kato and I was one of the Black Beauties, I'd let you ride me, for however long you wanted and to wherever you wanted." The blond said before Kiba burst out laughing.
"Dude, that line was so chessy!" Kiba laughed.
"Yeah it kinda was." Lee agreed.
"Oh yeah? Then let me see you try and make up a pick up line from a superhero movie." Naruto stepped away from Lee, sticking out his tongue at the youthful ninja.
"Okay, okay." Kiba walked up to Shino and out his arm around him, "Hey I just thought of the perfect costumes for us to wear for Halloween this year. You know that show 'Batman and Robin' right? Well you could dress as Robin and I'll dress as Robin too. Then we can both be Robin together."
"How crude," Shino scrunched up his face as he had a bad taste in his mouth, "Is that the best that you can do? Really?"
"My turn," Lee said before Kiba could start up an argument with the bug nin. He walked up to Gaara, who-along with Sasuke-was trying to control his anger after seeing Naruto embracing Lee again-turning towards him. "Hey."
The red head just looked at him.
"You must be Kryptonite, because just being near you makes me weak."
"Ha! I loved that one, it was sweet." Choji came up to Lee and high fived him before turning to Shikamaru. "Shika, if I was water and you were aqua man, I'd be all over you."
"How troublesome," Shika said, while pushing Choji away.
"You all suck, let me show you how it's done." Itachi turned to watch Neji, looking directly in his eyes.
"Hi, I'm Itachi, wanna fu-"
"Itachi! What kinda pick up line is that?" Sasuke asked annoyed, "If you didn't notice, they were all using superhero pick up lines."
"I know."
"But you're not a superhero."
"Humph, I don't need to be,"
"Oh really? Why is that?"
"You've seen how I look, I'm probably the closest to super some people will get."
"What? You are so full of yourself."
"I have all reason to be."
"Itachi you have just proven yourself to be a bigger idiot than both Naruto and Kiba put together."
"Foolish little brother™, at least I know how to get what I want. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you." The older Uchiha looked pointedly at Naruto, who along with Kiba was being held back from rushing Sasuke after that "Idiot" comment.
"That's it! Everyone get in bed!" Sasuke shouted silencing everyone, he added a "now!" when nobody moved.
Gaara just shook his head, thinking to himself, "Stupid Uchiha, so easily angered. Anyway at least he just helped me make the time for my plan come even closer."
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