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Chapter 4

Shino reached a hand over and stopped Kiba from tugging on Neji's hair, which had been purposefully strewn across the dog Nin's face. He didn't know why the two were always in each other's face snarling, arguing or fighting, but he had long grown tired of it, "Would you both stop acting like children! Neji, I expected better from you."

"Hey, what about me?" Kiba turned on his side to look at Shino, they were all currently lying on the floor of mattresses that Lee had put together.

"I didn't expect any less."

"Humph, well then tell Neji that the next time he puts hair on my face, I'll give him a nice short cut, just like Sakura's."

Shino sighed as Neji turned towards Kiba and grabbed the front of his shirt. "If you ever touch my hair with a scissors, I'll cut your fucking balls off and feed it to your precious mutt, while you're watching."

"You sick Perv-"

"Excuse me."Shino turned Kiba's head so that his focus was now on him, leaning in until he was kissing him aggressively on the lips, although the other was too shocked to say anything, much less kiss back. "I thought that might shut you up."

Kiba was still unmoving when Neji who- was also at a loss for words after what he saw- finally released his shirt. You see Kiba had a secret and the Hyyuga knew. Since they were younger the dog Nin had a crush on a certain bug-lover but was too afraid of getting rejected that he never said anything. Once he'd try to confess on a piece of paper but someone had bumped into him at the same time as he was about to throw the crumpled up confession at the intended target and it ended up hitting Neji instead. Sadly Kiba had played a mean prank on the other, so his letter was read and pocketed. Neji smiled as he saw the horror on Kiba's face as he pated the letter addressed to Shino that was currently in his shirt pocket.


"Let's play a game." Gaara suggested surprising everyone. He had been silent most of the evening and they all assumed that he was bored and couldn't wait for the day to end. Now he wanted them to do something to delay sleep, "It's called truth out."

"That sounds oh so youthful! How do you play?" Lee scooted closer to the red head, smiling all the while.

"It's easy, you pick a partner and find a way to make him a sound, if he does you get to ask him one question that he has to answer truthfully. If you can't make them talk after two minutes, then they get to ask you one."

"Cool, but I know a way to make it better." Kiba smiled deviously, "We'll make it sexual."

"Shikamaru groaned, but was ignored as the dog Nin kept talking, "You have to try to sexually arouse that person until they make a noise…like groan or something."

"Fine, but I have a few questions about this porn show- I mean, 'game'." Neji said speaking up. "Firstly, how exactly are we going to pick our partners and are we allowed to touch said person?"

"Easy, we put all the names in this bowl," Gaara pointed to an empty charcoal coloured bowl that took residence on Lee's dining table. "Then we each pick one, whoever you get is your partner , unless you get yourself, if that happens all the names go back in the bowl and we all pick again. In the original game you could have touched your partner, so I see no reason why we shouldn't use the same rules for the modified version, so yes you can touch your partner. Any more questions? No? Alright then, let's start."


Sasuke groaned inwardly, as faith would have it, Naruto got him and Lee got Gaara but it would be a while before they got to their turn as they used seating arrangements to figure out who would go first. Itachi went first; he got Shino of all people, much to Kiba's disappointment. Itachi nibbled on the bug Nin's ear until he groaned almost a minute into the two minutes.

Itachi smiled satisfied, but felt a little dejected when he realized that his partner had been staring at someone else the entire time. Nevertheless, he pretended not to notice and went ahead and asked his question."What is the most erotic thing you've ever seen?"

"Funny thing that you should ask that since it involves some of the people in this very room."

"Really now…do tell."

"Remember when I was helping restore the Zen garden in the stone temple? Well no one knew this, but sometimes I would take naps in the big tree in the centre of the garden, when we were done for the day. There were even times when I'd wake up late evenings after everyone had already left and had to let myself out.
So one night I woke up and it was really late, later than I'd ever stayed, so I knew that everyone should've already left, but I could hear voices and metals clashing. It sounded as if there was some sort of sparring match going on, so I went to check. That's when I found Lee and Neji; it looked like they had been sparring for a few hours at least. They were both shirtless and really sweaty. I don't know why but I started to get really horny by just watching them and hearing them panting."

"Was that it?" Kiba asked, his interest peaking.

"No, they kept sparring for a while longer, until Neji comes out of his fighting stance, drops his weapons and practically jumps Lee. Before I knew what was happening, they were both kissing and touching each other. It was really eye opening…"

"Shino that's probably the most I've ever heard you say. Lee you had sex with Neji?" Sasuke asked for Gaara who was too busy trying to turn a certain long haired Nin to ashes with his eyes.

"No I didn't, we just fooled around a bit that one time…" Lee glanced at Neji who in turn stole a glance at Shikamaru.

"That's not even the best part." Shino continued, "A few days later I walked in one of the changing rooms and there is Lee in a shower stall, taking a shower. Then Shikamaru-of all people- comes out of nowhere, walks up to Lee and kisses him full on the lips. He makes out with him for like five minutes then says, "Neji was right, you are a great kisser," then he grabs his ass and adds, "You have a nice ass on you too," and then he just turns around and leaves. The funny thing is Nara was fully clothed the whole time he was under the shower with Lee. After that time, I was hard for days."

"Wow…this game is more interesting than I thought." Itachi remarked as he pat Shino's shoulder and they went back to their old seats. "Who's next?"

Gaara got up, pulling Lee in the middle of the group with him although it wasn't his turn and sat down. "Lee, are you in love with Naruto?"

"Umm, that's not how the game is played, remember? I'm supposed to try to turn you on first. I got you-you got Neji-" The ninja of youth was silenced by the feel of Gaara's lips against his powerful and demanding.

"Do you have feelings for Naruto?" The red head asked again.

"You kissed me…"

"I know, you should answer my question now."

"I-I, I care about Naruto, he means a lot to me, but I don't have feelings for him like th-that. Why did you kiss me, Gaara?"

"Well it seemed as if everyone is doing it, so I thought I might have my chance before you catch something."

"Ouch-that was uncalled for. Why would you say something like that to Lee and on his birthday too! What kinda friend are you?" Naruto stood up shouting as Lee just sat there stunned at what he heard come out of his crush's mouth. "What is with you today? Why do you and Sasuke, keep making all these comments about Lee and I being together? How can we be together when he loves you and I'm in love with-?"

"What?" Sasuke and Gaara asked at the same time.

"Oh fuck me; I did not just say that."

"Sasuke, Naruto is in love with you."

"What?"Asked Sasuke again.

"Lee, you told! How could you?" Naruto ignored Sasuke and instead confronted the youthful Nin.

"You told first." Was the response he got.

"Well at least I didn't tell anyone about how your get extra youthful whenever you hear a certain someone is around and how you learnt to cook all of his favorite dishes so-"

"You're not helping you case! You still have sasuke's headband from the first time he left and you hold on to it like a life jacket whenever you feel alone and-"

"Guys!" All eyes turned towards Kiba. "Everyone can hear you."

Lee and Naruto looked around embarrassingly.

"We need to talk." Gaara and Sasuke said at the same time then glanced at each other in surprise.

"Oh bother," Shikamaru sighed as he plopped down into the mattress behind him, it was going to be a long night.

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