Authors note: So this is when things get M rated guys, and this is only going to be the beginning of the hell Gravity Falls will eventually go through. I'm not the best at action scenes so forgive me if it's not as good as you wanted it to be. I would appreciate reviews to help with future battle scenes. Other than that, I hope you enjoy the new chapter.
Chapter 4: Da WAAAGH! Begins
"Sir! We're picked up multiple signals heading towards the city!" Shouted one of the advisors.
Harrison rushed towards the advisor to see the scanners picking up multiple signals coming towards Astoria, along with one big signal, most likely the same signal he has been briefed on. One thing is for sure, it was definitely NOT an asteroid. Suddenly, loud booms could be heard from outside and Harrison rushes outside to see the commotion. He saw explosions coming from the city, smoke going up in a matter of seconds, only to be followed by panicking civilians rushing out of the city, with military forces trying to calm them. Harrison then saw a sight he'd never thought he would see.
"My God!" Gasped Harrison as he saw what was causing the chaos, an alien ship.
It was bigger than anything Harrison had ever saw in his lifetime, and was firing all of its weaponry on the city. It was leveling buildings in a matter of seconds, smoke and fire emerged quickly after, and the screams of those dying were quickly silenced by the merciless barrage of firepower. Deacon then rushed towards Harrison, panicking as if his nightmares had suddenly became true.
"What the hell is happening there Harrison!?" Shouted the agent.
Harrison and Deacon quickly went back into the HQ as his military advisors were awaiting orders.
"We need to evacuate the civilians and our troops now! Relay orders for our forces around the perimeter to cover their escape!" Ordered Harrison.
But Deacon quickly shouted out his own orders "Belay that order! Pull back our forces outside the city and cancel the evacuation!"
Harrison turned towards the agent angrily but firm "What the hell are you doing? I'm still in charge here, not you!"
"Not anymore you're not. I'm calling in my superiors to take hold of this operation. Now we know what we're dealing with." Said Deacon as he began to call them through his earpiece.
"We can still evacuate everyone else inside if we hurry." Said Harrison, trying to convince Deacon.
But the agent nearly ignored Harrison's pleas to listen and hurried out of the HQ. "My superiors are in charge here now and that's final! Now I order you to evacuate everyone in this base and pull back now!" Ordered Deacon as he left the HQ, but he left in panic as he went into his car to save his own skin and to report back to his agency.
Harrison could do nothing but slam his fist against the wall and curse silently to himself.
"Damn it."
"Sir?" Asked one of the advisors. "Do we evacuate?"
"Yes, but the survivors in the city will too. Order the armor around the perimeter to assist them along with any military personal already inside to protect the civilians."
"Yes sir." Said the advisor as he relayed his orders to the troops.
Harrison just hoped that this battle won't end badly.
The city was taking quite a beating from their extra-terrestrial foe, for as the ship moved in closer and closer, so did its occupants who were eager to get into the city and to fight. When the ship was close enough to the center of the city, Gorgutz ordered the guns to stop firing and rushed himself to the hanger, where almost all the orks, excluding the few that stayed to pilot the ship, were gathered there to jump right out of the hanger or to descend into the custom made drop pods under Gorgutz's command.
The ork gathering was one that Gorgutz had immense pride in, after slaughtering dozens of warbosses and taking command of their orks, he had thousands of thousands of orks, so many orks that he could not even count. Every ork was equipped with their best gear, ranging from their large axes and knifes or "Choppas" and their guns or "sluggas and shootas", to their armor, mostly custom made leather or scrap metal armor, some of them even had cybernetic implants on them to enhance their combat abilities, Some of the orks even had large rockets on their backs that acted as jetpacks or were using "Rokkit launchas" to blow up their foes.
As Gorgutz stood up high for all his "boyz" to see, Skullsplitta went by his side to inform him what they were facing, while Gorgutz stared down at him in disgust, since Skullsplitta was not down there with the other orks.
"Youse better have a good reason to be up here, ya grot! Or I'z gunna throw youse down der." Gorgutz said angrily as Skullsplitta backed down in fear.
"I- I do boss, we'z gonna fight humies down der. I th-
"Humies? HAHAHAHAHAHA! This iz gunna be a squig feast." Said Gorgutz while laughing. "Now git down der before'z I make ya!"
Skullsplitta complied and rushed down with the rest of the orks as Gorgutz began to speak to the horde, gathering all the attention of the orks as they listened to their warboss.
"Lissen up, ya grots n' squigs! We iz gunna go down der and git sum humie gits. Dey think we'z just gunna be der to say hi, but orkz don't say hi, Orkz smash humies just like anything else."
The orks cheered at Gorgutz speech as he continued
"I'z thinks dat dem humies have no idea dat we'z even orkz, since dey just wanna run like cowards!"
This made the orks laugh as Gorgutz continued to speak.
"So when we'z gunna go down der, we'z ain't gunna run from a fight, we'z gunna run into one! And when we'z start to fight, it'll be us orkz that win! Cause orkz are always da best at fightin!"
The orks cheered even more loudly for Gorgutz as they soon realized that they were close enough to land and fight.
"So git yer choppas and yer shootas ready boyz! Cause dere's some killin' to do! You boyz ready to fight and show dem humies what orkz are all about!?"
The orks cheered as loud as they could, shouting their battle cry, WAAAGH!
"Dat's right! We gunna crush 'em all. Dis here iz a right and proper-
Gorgutz began to shout out his battlecry, louder than all the other orkz, so loud it could make the mightiest beasts tremble with fear.
"WAAAGH!"
Soon the entire horde joined in with the battlecry and Gorgutz lead the horde out of the ship and dropped down with a mighty horde of orks upon the city.
The retreating soldiers looked at the sky to see the ship of their nightmares drop down large green figures nearby them.
"WHAT THE HELL IS-
But the soldier was unable to finish his quote as his head immediately burst from the force of a bullet from an ork's shoota, gushing out crimson blood onto the ground.
"OPEN FIRE!" Called out another soldier as the few dozen soldiers fired at the ork horde charging towards them, guns blazing and pointing their crude meele weapons at them as they charged.
Human soldiers fired their assault rifles at the horde, along with their Humvees firing their machine guns, ripping through several orks poor armor and spilled their blood across the streets. The soldiers hoped to take out their green foes with their ranged fire power, yet every ork they killed did not stop their charge. Soldiers were getting their limbs shot off in bloody spectacles or their bodies blown off in bloody chunks, covering the ground with their blood. When the soldiers decided to fall back, it was too late.
The orks closed in and began chopping and slicing the poor soldiers in every way possible. As the human soldiers tried to hold their own in close combat, it was all in vain. The orks had much stronger physical strength that the humans could not handle, a mere punch to the head by one ork was enough to send the head flying ten feet in the air, while other orks used their melee weapons to butcher their human foes, creating a gruesome scene of spilling guts, severed limbs, and sliced bodies. Not even the Humvees were safe as stronger orks wielding their own "Power Klaws" either crushed the Humvees to junk piles or grabbed the occupants and threw them aside to be slammed into the ground, crushing their bones into dust with their power klaws.
But these orks were only part of the horde, as the rest of it split up to overwhelm the entire city, the smaller ork forces spreaded out to the east and west parts of the town, where there were less military to fight. But the south and north sides had the larger parts of the horde due to the higher amount of military located at, the southern forces was led by Skullsplitta, who would head towards the bridge while the northern forces headed towards the evacuation point where all the civilians were at, along with the most military presence available to fight, fueling Gorgutz with adrenaline that he had longed for so long.
On Skullsplitta's side, he was going through the humans as if there was nothing. He led his orks to the bridge, where he saw that the humans had set up defensive positions on the bridge, with APC blocking the road on the bridge. Skullsplitta and his orks let out their battle crys and charged the humans. APC fired their rounds, along with the soldiers with their assault rifles and SAW machine guns, firing as many rounds as they could to take down the orks.
"DON'T LET THEM THROUGH!" Shouted the captain ranked human who led the defensive force as the orks fell like flys.
The APC's were hitting several orks, all bunched up together only to burst into meat fountains as the explosive rounds hit them, although the orks would not give up the charge, they were taking heavy losses from the APC's. As pieces of orks flew all over the bridge, Skullsplitta realized this charge would fail and shouted out new orders.
"Stormboyz! Get in der!" Shouted Skullsplitta to the orks with rockets on their backs, as they launched from behind the horde, flying towards the humans.
The humans did not expect some of the orks to fly due to being too preoccupied with the orks charging them, as the stormboyz successfully went behind the position and flanked the humans, making holes in their backs with their sluggas and slashed others in pieces. The few survivors on the bridge were rushed by the remaining orks and only a few were left standing, including the captain who was attempting to kill Skullsplitta with his combat knife.
"I'M NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS YOU SAVAGE-
Skullsplitta lives up to his name though, and brings his choppa down on the man, splitting his head in half, gushing blood like a fountain as his body collapses, twitching like a dying roach before it became still a few seconds later. As Skullsplitta celebrates his victory with yet another split skull, Gorgutz finally got to his destination at the evacuation point where he saw all kinds of humans to fight.
The humans there had set up defensive positions with everything they had left. The soldiers there were equipped with their assault rifles and SAW machine guns, along with grenade launchers on some of the rifles, the Humvees still had their large machine guns and so did the APC, but this time they had tanks in the area defending the position instead of putting most of the tanks at the outskirts of the town to provide cover.
"Now dis looks like a challenge" Gorgutz smiled. "Shoota boyz, stay back and make sum holes in em from a distance! Slugga boyz! Follow me and bring yer nob wit ya!" Ordered Gorgutz as his shoota boyz began firing from behind while his slugga boyz and nobs, bigger varients of regular orks, charged with Gorgutz with their choppas and sluggas.
At that defensive position, Johnson, Jenkins and Harper were one of the many soldiers stationed to defend the area. Their whole squad was with them as well as several others to defend this area so the rest of the civilians that made it out could safely evacuate behind, although they had their doubts when they saw the ork horde, they would stand their ground regardless.
"ENEMIES INCOMING AT 12 O CLOCK!" Shouted Johnson as everyone began firing at the green horde.
"Aliens. Why the fuck is it aliens? That's so generic!" Harper said annoyed.
"Just shut your goddamn mouth and shoot the bastards!" Ordered Johnson.
The soldiers here were holding out better than the rest, that's for sure. With the orks just simply charging straight towards their line of fire, they could easily take them out from a distance, not to mention the armor reinforcements out of town providing artillery support. The ork horde looked like it didn't stand a chance, with several orks getting blown to bits by the tanks and getting gunned down by the lighter firepower, they might actually lose. But Gorgutz was not going to back down because of some humans standing in his way, no, he was determined to push through and claim as many heads for himself as he could.
"WAAAGH!" Shouted Gorgutz as he quickly ran ahead of his ork boyz like a speeding train out of control.
If it weren't for the extra red paint the mek boyz had given him, Gorgutz wouldn't normally be this fast, nor would he be able to avoid all the heavy firepower from the tanks.
"HOLY SHIT! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Screamed Harper as Gorgutz charged straight into the position and towards a Humvee, making it flip over upside down and crushing anyone who could not get out of the way in time.
"KILL THAT FUCKER!" Shouted a soldier as they began focusing their fire on Gorgutz, but to no avail due to Gorgutz armor being too strong to penetrate. The bullets just bounced off Gorgutz'z armor as he began slaughtering the soldiers.
Gorgutz began to swing his klaw to his right, flinging back the soldiers who could not avoid Gorgutz's klaw, he then shot rapidly to his right, blasting chunks of flesh off his unfortunate victims as their blood painted the streets. One soldier tried to shoot Gorgutz right at his face but Gorgutz acted quickly and grabbed the soldier with his klaw, who he then slammed into the ground so hard, it crushed all of his bones in a matter of seconds, and the force of the impact sent all remaining soldiers around him flying across different directions. While the soldiers were down, Gorgutz proceeded to charge at the remaining vehicles, slicing through their armor like butter, which helped the rest of his ork boyz advance to kill the remaining humans.
By the time the surviving soldiers got up, Johnson ordered the men to retreat and abandon the position to the orks. Gorgutz saw the humans retreat and laughed loudly as he began gunning down the remaining soldiers as they ran.
"DANCE HUMIES! DANCE!" Shouted Gorgutz as the survivors, including Johnson, Jenkins and Harper who managed to avoid the shots fired while the rest were not so fortunate, including stray civilians that got caught in the incoming crossfire.
Gorgutz cheered his victory while gathering the rest of the orks with him to charge the tanks further away to finally end the battle.
"Da humies are all running away boyz, don't let em get away!" Ordered Gorgutz as all of his orks charged at the tanks.
Johnson saw the charge from behind and contacted Harrison with his CB, who responded to the call as he was getting in a Humvee, since many of the other vehicles were out of commission due to the orks. His worries were slowly coming true when he looked behind him to see no more civilians coming back, realizing that they may be already dead.
"Status report." Asked Harrison.
"We've been overrun sir. One of those things rushed our position and slaughtered us. They're coming up here to take out the rest of our armor support, we need to retreat, now!" Said Johnson.
"What about the survivors? Are there any left?" Asked Harrison.
"They're all dead sir. Only I and two of my squad made it out. We're heading towards your position now." Replied Johnson.
Harrison silently cursed to himself again and relayed new orders to Johnson.
"Just find a vehicle and get out of there soldier, you've done all you can."
"Yes sir."
Harrison then relayed his orders to the tank commander to pull his forces back.
"Pull back the armor support now, we're retreating."
Harrison could only hear massive amounts of gunfire from his CB along with shouting from the tank commander.
"Commander, pull back your forces now!" Replied Harrison more loudly.
He still heard gunfire until it was silenced by the screams of the commander dying before the CB made nothing but static noise.
"Shit."
At the end of the battle, the city was a bloodbath. Ork and human corpses were littered all over the streets, crimson blood soaked the ground and bodyparts were strewn all across the once great city. It had become nothing but a ruined battleground for the orks, who had decided to do some "redecorating" by destroying the rest of the city around them. The ork ship then landed in the city once everything around in had been destroyed, and Gorgutz reunited the orks in the city to celebrate their first successful conquest on their new planet.
"We'z showed dem humies, didn't we boss?" Asked Skullsplitta.
"We'z did more den dat, we'z stomped em real good! Now we'z gunna take all der loot and fight sum more!" Replied Gorgutz as some orks came back with the tanks that were used against them.
"I'll get da mek boyz to make dem tanks nice and orky." Said Skullsplitta as he went to go get the mek boyz.
Gorgutz then looked all around him as he saw his orks looting everything they could find and killing every human survivor they captured and grinned evilly.
"Dis iz gunna be a good WAAAGH!"