"I am Squidward tentacles.." You hung upside down on Ringo's couch and he glanced at you over his coffee mug, he'd been in a shockingly mellow mood and it upset you a bit, all day you'd been trying to cheer him up but not a single thing was working! You pretended to play his clarinet and he rose an eyebrow at you. "Squidwardd." You groan loudly, and Ringo, much to your delight, cracks a smile. Your face lights up and he sighs.
"Sit up, would you?" He chuckles sitting beside you now.
"Ringoo~." You rest your head on his shoulder and nuzzle the crook of his neck with your nose.
"Hm?" He glances down at you.
"What's the matter?" You mumble sadly into his shoulder, "you're all sad and mellow looking, it's upsetting, and I've been trying all day to make you feel better but nothing's working!" You toy with the clarinet in your hands and look up at him, he sighs again and nestles his cheek into your hair,
"I know you have, and it was adorable, and I love you." He wrapped and arm around you and pulled you down so you were laying down with him, "and I worked, really, it did, but I've been so stressed lately it's been difficult to show it." He twrils your hair around his fingers and presses a soft kiss to the top of your head, "but thank you." he mumbled into your hair. You burry your face into the crook of his neck. "Are you crying?" He asked, sounding really shocked.
"I thought you were mad at me! Or that you were sick or something I don't know!" You whimper into his skin, he sighs softly and pulls you closer,
"I wasn't mad at you and I'm not sick, the acadmeny is getting new students and you know how that goes. New names new faces new abilties to test, I could never be mad at you anyways, and besides, even if I was I'd let you know why so we could make it okay again." You pick your head up and he chuckles, "and anyways, how could I stay mad at a cute face like yours? Honestly, you know one look from you and a crumble."
"Really?" You sniffle.
"Really. I love you after all." He squeezes you.
"I love you too." You mumble tilting your head up in a silent request for a kiss, he obliges and then gives you another loving squeez. You lay there for a while, you playing aimlessly with his clarinet and occasionally blowing softly into it.
"You want me to to teach you something?" Ringo suddenly speaks.
"Huh? Do you think it's possiable?" You sit up and he laughs following you to a sitting position.
"Well sure it is." He nods taking the clarinet from you and pressing it to your lips. "Now put your hands here.." He murmurs moving your hands around on the instrument. "Just blow." He shrugs. So you do. Loudly. "Or not maybe not, probably not." He laughs.
"Hm?" You frown at the instrument and he chuckles.
"Try going softer." He pats your shoulder. You play softer butttt it was still pretty bad.
"Well you're getting better!" He ruffles your hair again and you smile cheekily at him,
"it's my natural talent for everything!" He laughs softly and kisses your temple,
"I think you may be right." He murmurs playing with your hair, "let's see some more of that natural talent then." He chuckles as you begin your bad playing again. You were really happy because he didn't seem so stressed out right now, you'd been trying all day and nothing seemed to work, but you were happy you'd found something to make him feel better for a little while. You pull the clarinet away from your lips and he wraps his arms around you from his seat beside you.
"I love you.." He mumbles pressing a million tiny kisses to the top of your head, "you know that, right?"
"Of course I do.." You rest your head against him, "and I love you."
"Good..." He pulled you down onto the couch with him and he gives you one of his cheeky grins, the grin you'd been missing all day long, the grin you'd wanted to see from the start of all this and said, "good because your playing gave me a headache."
"Hey!" You jump up and hit him with a pillow. He laughs and tosses the pillow over the couch.
"Come back down here I wasn't done." He wraps his arms around your back and pulls you close to him again, "your playing may have given me a slight headache, of course it was adorable watching you play because you're just so cute all the time. But I can certainly think of...other things that you're fantastic at." He murmured slyly you yelp and blush a dark shade of red, "So I was just being honest with you earlier..and of course part of being in love with someone is always telling the truth right? You nod meekly at this and he continues, "which is good since I know plenty of ways to get the truth out of you..though I hardly need to use them, of course I wouldn't mind using certain ones more often.." He blows on your ear.
"Ringo!" You squeak and fall of the couch.
He laughs loudly at you expense and sighs, "I love you, I tease you because I love you."

UGHHH I'M SO SORRY OMG MY HOUSE HAD A BEES NEST AND WE GOT AN EXTERMINATOR AND I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME/THINKING ABOUT THIS I'M SO SO SOS SO SORRY OMG I LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE FORGIVE ME

I'll make your heart go, Doki, Doki ~Xreader