We Didn't Do It!

Kohari: Yeah, right, girls!

Jacqie: It's called humor, Ko…

Kohari: I know. I was creating humor!

Jacqie: -sigh-

Kurama stormed into the kitchen in the early morning hour of 5:00. A moment ago, his scream had chased away a few of Yukina's bird friends, and a flash had been seen throughout the temple. He immediately singled out the three mischievous girls that had ruined his life with his eyes and walked over to their convincingly innocent and confused looking faces.

The fox-boy, obviously containing a huge anger, walked over to Kit and placed down two stretchy mini-circles in front of her bowl. "I believe these are yours," he said angrily.

Kit removed the spoon from her mouth (she was eating cereal). "Oh, yeah!" she recognized them. "I been looking all over for 'em!"

Daphne held up a picture of Kurama in high pigtails with pale foundation, super-blue eye shadow, and rosy red clown-cheeks taken just a few minutes ago. "Gosh, Kurama. Thanks for finding them! We seemed to have lost them this morning!" Nobody at the table could resist laughing besides the victim himself, who took a deep breath to remain calm and stomped back out of the room.

"Guess he's not hungry," Kai commented, but could hardly be heard for the snickers that still sounded. "By the way, why EVER are you glaring at us, Hiei?" she added, noticing that he been growling and scowling at them since they had all awoken.

"What is the meaning of this, onna?" he demanded, slamming a tiny metal silver bunny and blackish puppy on the table, both having cloth collars. This display forced the girls to erupt in giggles. "It appears that my katana went missing this morning."

"Oh, that old thing?" Kai asked.

"Yeah, I think you should thank us. We did you a favor," Daphne continued.

"That old sword was just so ugly that we decided to turn it into something more beautiful. And useful," Kit explained.

"Yup. Now you've got your own personal collection of knick-knacks!" (D)

"Or you could give them to Genkai to add prettiness to the temple." (Kit)

"Is that even a word?" Kai inquired, receiving a shrug.

Steaming, Hiei rose, almost instinctively reaching for his scabbard, but realizing that, since his katana was gone now, he couldn't kill them and wasn't very threatening. He teleported outside to burn some trees to vent his anger.

"Wonder what his problem is," Daphne joked.

Kit yawned.

"Why are you so tired?" Yusuke wondered aloud. "You guys go to sleep at, like, 9:30."

"We were kinda busy last night," she answered. When he grinned, she smacked him upside the head. "Not THAT way!"

She and her pals muttered in syncronization, "Pervert."

Yusuke got up and stretched, having finished his breakfast, which was now a sickening pile of spilled milk, crumbs, egg, and whatever else Yukina had decided she wanted to fix that morning. Kit wondered how the girl would get all that syrup off the table...

"Well, I gotta go take a crap, so don't miss me!"

Kit, Kai and Daphne glanced at each other, smiling devilishly as he entered the bathroom. Not too long afterward:

"Ow! Cussword toilet! Ow!" Yusuke shouted out, each phrase coming after a thud sort of sound. Daphne pushed the bottle of petrolium jelly (sp?) further back under the table.

Flashback: The group was in Wal-Mart (No own). (A/N: What do you expect: With a small budget, it ain't easy to take care of a large group of brats, hoodlums, and assassins without stretching the buck!). Daphne picked up the jar, receiving weird looks. "What? It's for helping insert tampons!"

Finally, the noise stopped, and the group (meaning everyone) went to go investigate. Yusuke still had his clothes on for some reason and was lying swirly-eyed on the tiled floor.

"Yay!" the trio of Daph, Kai, and Kit celebrated, each drawing out a different color of Sharpies (again, no own) and immediately doodling cute designs on Yusuke's unconscious face.

The others shook their heads and left the four alone, going back to breakfast. Suddenly, Kit looked up and gasped and the three cleared out by a few feet as a bunch of toilet-paper wads, still wet, bombarded the spirit detective from the ceiling. The coldness and wetness of the balls woke him up.

"Uh-oh!" the girls chorused and jetted out of the bathroom. Kit closed the door behind them and slipped a penny that was previously stored in her pocket into the door frame. (Good ole penny-lock!) They heard Yusuke run into the over-sized piece of wood and another thud, signalling he was back on the floor.

Daphne cautiously opened the door, peeked in, and gestured that it was okay. The rest of the gang was still watching from the kitchen, which was just down one of the many hallways. Even Kurama peeked out of his room to see what was going on, and Hiei had come back from the forest, curious as to what kind of trouble the girls were causing now.

Daphne held out her hand expectantly, and Kit withdrew a C-battery from her ever-reliable pocket (A C-battery is one of those where the plus and minus nodes are on the same end. This is very important...Man, Kit sure has a buncha handy stuff in that pocket, huh?) and handed it to her.

Everyone in the kitchen held their breath, anxious. Daphne, with a disgusted look, reached out her hand to open Yusuke's mouth, but it was too repulsive, so she passed the battery on to Kai before rushing out and dashing to one of the other bathrooms. Their last sight of her was her clutching a hand to her mouth, wide-eyes, possibly trying not to puke.

Kai sighed and gently parted Yusuke's lips with her fingers. With the other hand, she brought the C closer to his tongue...

Two seconds later...

Kit ran down the hall in the direction that Daphne had gone, and Kai passed by the kitchen to go use the main door to the outside. Yusuke followed into the kitchen in hot pursuit, awakened by way of electrocution. He kept switching his gaze from Kit's retreat to Kai's, trying to decide which one to go after.

"KOENMA!" he yelled, shaking the temple's foundations. A few leaves fell off the trees, and some more birds scattered off the roof. "I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"

The girls met up outside, absorbed in a giggle-fit. The trees made a great hiding spot.

"Should we do something about them?" Kurama questioned of Hiei.

"Hn. As long as they're not pranking us, they're fine."

"So we're going to let this slide?"

"Only if they get the baka next."

Kohari: Yes, Hiei. The girls are very useful, aren't they?

Jacqie: -talking on the phone, realizing that people are watching- Oh...hold up, buddy... -to reviewers- Uh, yeah. Hey, review! -goes back to phone conversation.

Kohari: -sigh- Yup. You peeps know what to do. We look forward to hearing your opinion! (and suggestions...)

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