Kuwabaka
Jacqie: Yup. We're back.
Kohari: Did ya miss us?
Jacqie: Why, exactly, would they miss someone like you, Ko?
Kohari: 'Cause I'm unforgettable!
Jacqie: (Was that a legitimate answer?) We have yet to determine whether or not that's a good thing or a bad thing.
It was very early in the morning and dark. The sound of falling water is muffled by the bathroom door on the far end of the temple near Kuwabara's room. The punk's lame-sounding voice could be heard singing a random love-song...rather badly, needless to say.
Three shadowy figures caught the attention of a certain Jagan-wielder as they slunk into Kazuma's room with a bundle in hand. After a few minutes, they withdrew and slathered an unknown substance that smelled suspiciously like petrolium jelly along the floor, making a sort of path to the bathroom door close by.
Intrigued, he kept watching these creatures that were commonly known as Kit, Kai, and Daphne. It seemed that the stealth training he'd been forced to give them was paying off. He smirked.
The one that he had identified as Daphne tip-toed into the kitchen and dragged a rather large bucket and a small one down the passage, spilling some of the liquid within the bigger one. It sloshed loudly, but didn't wake anyone up, to Hiei's relief.
The girl that looked like Kai took the burden from her partner in crime and opened the door ever so slightly, making sure it didn't creak. She nodded to the others and lugged the huge bucket in there, the others suppressing their urge to laugh. Hiei leaned to his left and could see Kai make sure that the small bucket full of powder was balanced perfectly on top of the doorframe before proceeding to lift the heavy one, emptying its contents, red Kool-Aid (no own) from the looks of it, on the already-drenched Kuwabara.
Kuwabara screamed in panic, stupidly turning off the shower. "Aw, man! What is this?...AH! It's blood! Get it off me! Get it off me!" Kai jumped into the dirty clothes hamper as the others made themselves scarce. The carrot-top jumped out of the shower and ran straight for the door. When he opened it, blue Kool-Aid mix cascaded down upon him, making him holler even louder and run out into the hallway towards his room.
He slipped and slid into his room, crashing butt-first through the door. The girls met up in the hallway, being extra careful not to make Kuwabara's mistake. They still held in their giggles as Kuwabara once again began yelling in fear.
By now, the sun had risen enough for light and everyone had gathered in the kitchen for breakfast. Kit, Kai, and Daphne had joined them, trying once again to seem innocent. But with all the commotion, that wasn't possible. Hiei was now in the kitchen as well.
Kuwabara ran into the kitchen a few minutes later, having put on a pair of underpants to cover up to get out of the room as quickly as possible. (he should've fully dressed...). His hair and body were covered in blue Kool-Aid mix, some wet, some caked dry. He smelled like petrolium jelly, which was smeared on his back. Toilet paper was draped over his shoulder and stuck to his feet, legs, and arms. (The KKD crew had TPd his room and taped strings of it to his ceiling...)
"What's with the tighty-whities?" asked Kai rudely.
"More like kinky-pinkies!" Daphne joked, laughter once again ensuing one of her comments.
Flashback: It was Kit's turn to do the laundry for everyone. She cautiously picked up Kuwabara's briefs with tongs, a clothespin on her nose. Using the tongs, she quickly placed all of them in the washing machine. Then, she spotted Kurama's school uniforms, hatching a sinister plan in her mind...she adds the uniforms to the washing machine, pours in the detergent,and starts the cycle...
"I'm sorry you have to see me like this Yukina!" Kuwabara blurted out, running over to her and clutching her with his messy hands. "Especially after all the letters you sent me!" he added after shoving the fake letters that the girls had secretly written as a joke at her. He noticed that she held a pink feathery pen. "The same ink!" he declared.
Flashback of Two Minutes Ago: "Here, Yukina. I want you to have this," Kit told her, handing her an object. "Oh, your favorite pen...thank you!"
Daphne broke the very awkward silence that followed. "Uh, Kuwabaka, what's with the square in the drawers?"
"I thought they were supposed to be balls!" Kit laughed.
"Like he has any!" Kai joined in.
"How would you know?" Yusuke instigated, receiving a whack from his master and three particularly grossed-out girls.
Kuwabara, confused, looked into his underpants. Yukina looked away, though whether because she was being polite or the site was repulsive they didn't know. He pulled out a piece of paper, shouted out in fear, and threw it into the air.
It landed on the table. Everyone leaned forward to see it. It was a picture of Kuwabara making out with a photo of Yukina. Hiei, now with a new katana and very enraged, drew his sword. His crimson eyes glowed with fury and he was ready to chase Kuwabara. The redhead ran screaming down the hall, apparition in close pursuit.
"If only he could run like that in gym class..." mused Yusuke.
Later...
Everyone was training outside, except for the girls. Genkai (HA! She's a woman...) was helping a bruised, bandaged, and fully-clothed Kuwabara with his spirit sword and stance.
Daphne, Kit, and Kai emerged from the temple and walked over to Kazuma. All heads turned to see what they were going to do to him this time...
"Hey, look," Kai started.
"We've been kinda hard on you lately," Daphne admitted.
"So, we decided to do something nice for you!" Kit finished.
"What?" Kuwabara spat (literally, they were wiping their faces). "What are you gonna do to me this time? Tie me to the flagpole?"
"That's a good idea," Kai muttered under her breath, making a mental note of it.
"Actually, we set you up on a blind date!" Kit announced happily. The girls all smiled.
"With who?" he asked skeptically.
"With a girl," they chorused in a 'duh' voice.
"Yeah, but...who?"
"Some girl we know who looks like Maria Sharapova," Kit answered as though it wasn't important. Kuwabara's eyes lit up. He had seen the girls watching the player on the tennis channel on TV for the past few weeks and liked the look of her. His eyes got all starry.
"Well, what're we waiting for?" he asked, forgetting immediately about Yukina. He draped his arms over Kit and Kai's shoulders, in the middle as Daphne led them away, glad she had stood far away from him. "Let's go!"
At the Meeting Spot...
"So, where is she?" Kuwabara asked impatiently.
"She'll be here," Kai assured him, looking around McDonald's for the girl.
"There she is!" exclaimed Kit, leaving the booth. She returned with a rather chunky girl with blonde hair and high pig-tails. She was dressed in tennis-wear, but had a rather ugly face.
"I thought you said she looked like Maria Sharapova!" he protested as the girls introduced the new couple.
"She does. Except she's shorter, a bit larger, and her face is different," Daphne pointed out. (She's being polite to the girl, not the tennis star)
"Have fun, you love-birds!" Kit waved as the three left them alone.
Kuwabara's eyes were wide with fear, he was twitching, and eyeing the girl as though she were about to eat him.
The three girls did their secret handshake the second they were out of there. "What do you think, Hiei?" Daphne asked a figure in the trees.
"Hn. Not bad work, onnas."
"Still mad at us?" Kit inquired cutely. Daphne glares at her jealously.
"Hn." He disappeared.
The girls shrugged and followed him and a sneering Kurama back to the temple.
The probe circled the couple in McDonald's capturing every image as Kuwabara screamed in fear. This would make great footage for future mocking reference.
Kohari: Well, folks, there it is!
Jacqie: Yup! So review!...Can I get back on the phone now, Ko?
Kohari: Whatever.