Shopping Trip

Kohari: Sorry this is so late. Jacqie and I haven't been in contact lately. Anyway, these pranks keep popping up everywhere, so I just decided to put them in here and add bowserjr's ideas in the next chapter. Once again, my apologies for being late.

NOTE: I don't know who came up with these, but we're using them!

The group walked into the local Wal-Mart (nope, don't own it). Daphne immediately noticed the security camera near the bathrooms and hopped up on one of the chairs. After appearing to be inspecting something on the lens, she started pretending she was picking her nose. Genkai dragged her off of her chair and whacked her upside the head, amidst laughter from the other girls, then went back to explaining what each of them was responsible for getting.

Daphne ignored 'the hag' and waved at the camera. She once again pretended to pick her nose, earning more laughs and another smack.

Let's assume there are 5 sections of the store from left to right (not including greenhouse), each section lateral - Far Left, Left, Center, Right, Far Right. Grocery is in the far left section. Office supplies left. Clothing center - From top to bottom: Children's (Boys and Girls), Men, Women. Right, top to bottom: Toys, Pet Supplies, Housewares/Lay-A-Way. Far Right, top to bottom: Auto, Hunting/Camping, Books/Mags.

Yusuke volunteers to take Kai to the auto department. There was no need to go to the auto department, but as long as two of the hooligans were occupied, who cared?

Daphne wanted to go look at weapons, so Hiei accompanied her to make sure no one, namely the customers and the sales clerk, were hurt.

The rest went to the Grocery section, but of course, Kit diverged from the group. She weaved in an out of various aisles, fingers in the shape of a gun, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme, just loud enough for everyone around to hear. She tried not to laugh at her suspicious behavior. It wasn't long before a sales clerk walked up to her looking casually at a magazine that she had just pulled off the rack, acting normal.

"May I help you, ma'am?"

Kit stared at them for a moment, then burst into tears. "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" she demanded. Her acting was convincing. The clerk edged away, muttering apologies. It was at this point that an announcement came over the intercom.

"WOULD KIT PLEASE RETURN REPORT TO THE BAKERY? YOUR PARTY IS WAITING FOR YOU THERE."

Kit sunk down onto her knees during the announcement, and had ended up in the fetal position, placing her hands over her ears to block out the sound. "Ohmigod! It's those voices again!"

The clerk then ran back into the next section, unwilling to return to work in the magazines. Kit got up and smiled, wiping off the dirt from the unswept floor and the fake tears. She then walked over to the Bakery.

Meanwhile...

Kai had gotten away from Yusuke, who was talking to himself about which steering wheel covers would look best on his 'car', which he didn't have. Somehow, her comment on the seat covers had made him do that. She made her way to Housewares.

After setting the alarm clocks to go off at five-minute intervals, and having turned all the radios off while still on high-volume and rap stations, she took a clip-board from the Office Supplies. She put on a serious expression and walked up to an employee who looked like he had nothing to do. She looked at him.

"There is a Code Three (or Code Red, whatever floats your boat) in Housewares," she told him. She was also sporting a pair of black-rimmed dorky glasses with no tags.

The man's eyes went wide and he rushed off, looking hilarious in his cop-like uniform. 'He runs fast for a fat guy,' she thought. She snagged as many boxes of condoms as she could fit into a basket and walked around casually, placing them in people's carts as she passed by, browsing at the various merchandise on the shelves and not noticing what she was doing.

When she returned to the Auto Department, Yusuke was still in conversation with himself. "That black one looks tough, but that dragon design would set off Hiei..." he muttered. He turned to her as though she had never been gone, "I dunno. What do you think?"

While Hiei was watching Kit's little scene...

Daphne was sampling a gun that an admiring sales clerk had handled her. She cocked it, then glanced back at the handsome man that she had no intention of dating, but was reaping the benefits of his 'love'. "Do you know where the anti-depressants are?" Before he could react, Yusuke walked up, followed by Kai. "What...in the WORLDS?..."

"Practicing my Madonna look," Kai replied. Yusuke looked back and took the funnels from her, going back to replace them on the shelves. Hiei had returned by this time.

When he didn't come back, the Forbidden Child instructed them to stay put and went off to look for him. (He didn't want to have to keep up with the two brats!). He found his partner had set up a tent not too far away and was telling people he'd let them in if they brought pillows from Bed-n-Bath.

Obviously, the girls were missing when they finally got back.

Hiei spotted Daphne arguing with a clerkat the Lay-A-Way desk. "What do you mean I can't put this bag of M-n-M's (no own) on Lay-A-Way?"

He dragged her away, still screaming that she was going to sue the store and that that lady was SO fired and such.

While the rest of this was going on...

Kit had been instructed to retrieve some orange juice. While she was there, she passed by the sodas and snagged some Mellow Yellow (again, no own) bottles, opening each one as it ran out. What she was doing was making a trail of it to the nearest bathrooms. Then, she switched the "Men" and "Women" restrooms signs. Happy with her handiwork, she went to deliver the orange juice.

The girls were allowed to go look at clothing while the group loaded up the vehicle they were using. Kit picked up a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign on the way over and plopped it down on the carpet. Each then hid in random clothing racks, saying "Pick me! Pick Me!" whenever someone went through the rack.

Eventually, as they were approaching their assigned time limit, they played rock-paper-scissors, which Daphne lost. She casually entered the dressing rooms. After a few moments...

"HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

Minutes Later...

The girls ran out of the store, security on their tail. "Don't you punks come back, either!"

"No problem," Daphne mumbled when they were approaching their loaded vehicle. "Service is horrible in there, anyway. Oh, hey, Koenma!'

"All right. What did you girls do now?" he asked, knowing he was going to regret it.

"Well..." the girls began simultaneously.

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Note: This particular chapter was not proof-read.