Remus Lupin is one sexy man.

I mean really. He had always been sexy. Since I met him in our first year. A little worn out but always sexy.

The girls in our year knew too. Each and every year, more and more girls would try to get him to notice them. Try to ask him out on dates. Try to get him to ask THEM out on dates. He was either oblivious or gay. That's what I thought at the time.

Both is true.

When I found out that he was gay my whole damn world skyrocketed. I had had a crush on him since FOREVER! And now I could finally use my charm and wits to snag him for my own!!

But he's as oblivious as he is cute. No matter how many hints I dropped, lines I threw at him, stares I gave him or touches I tried to pass his way - HE JUST WOULDN'T FREAKING NOTICE ME!!

Me! Sirius Black! The GOD of HOGWARTS DAMNIT!! I mean I had everyone else at Hogwarts falling at my feet. Even a couple of those slimey Slytherins!!

Not Remus though. Never him. He would just smile all cutely and say: "Looks like you have yet another date Padfoot. Make sure to come in before curfew this time?"

And I would hit my head on the wall every time he left.

How could he not see that I freaking liked him! It wasn't that hard! Just look me in the eyes damnit! It was written in stone there!

Years passed and we had that whole fiasco about me killing those muggles and Wormtail and Remus had no choice but to think it was me. How could he not. As much as I dislike Pettigrew it was very Slytherin of him to pin that whole damn thing on me.

And then there was the prison that I loathe and Harry's third year.

Harry's third year.

Damn. Remus STILL looked sexy. I mean you could tell he had gotten older and more weary. But it only made me love him more. His eyes never stopped shining. It was like he never lost his youthfulness. That damn curse.

Sometimes I just wanna wrap him up in hugs.

And kisses.

And hot fudge.

And then lick it off him. But perhaps I'm going to far.

All I know is that Remus was sexy as hell back in our first year and he's sexy as hell now.

Now if I could just get out of this damn room with Narcissa and go FIND HIM!