#4: The Hunger Games
First catastrophe: having to explain to Thor that this was fiction, no where were people forced to do this. Eventually, we had to look up a list of all the countries in the world, and point out that Panem wasn't on it. Captain America was fuming, shouting at the top of his lungs, "Will someone please bring justice back to America already?" Banner's just sleeping through the movie, and refuses to read the book.
Loki and Stark are placing cash bets on the victor, of course, they promised not to read ahead. Clint and Natasha just want Katniss and Peeta to win the dang thing already. Fury is confused. Phil is amused.
Oh, and Loki won the bet. He noticed that Katniss was narrating past tense…
#5: Taching Loki chess was a bad idea. Also informing him about the first of April. Worst. Mistake. EVER!
#6: The Avengers in Divergent (thank you Journal Sketch!)
Stark and Banner remained Erudite, being men of learning, plus Tony helps Bruce conceal his flip side, lest he be killed. Hawkeye and Black Widow remain Dauntless, of course. Rogers joins Dauntless as well, despite being Abnegation originally.
Loki practically flew to Erudite, knowledge is power after all, and honestly? We all knew there was not a chance of him in Candor. This leaves Thor in a bit of a mess. He's torn for an eternity between being the loyal one and remaining in Amity, or making his own path in Dauntless. But eventually, he decides on Abnegation, because if New Mexico taught him anything, it was humility, and the knowledge that there are things worth dying for.
But they were all Divergent.
#7: Minecraft
It was boring…until Stark started building an exact replica of Avengers Tower, having nothing else to do. Poor Steve couldn't figure out how to work the controls. Natasha is exploring the caves, and Barton is still, incredibly, 100% accurate with a bow. Loki, after failing to discover every possible enchantment, built a fort in an unsuccessful attempt to start a snowball war. Bruce is still reading that book…
By this time it was "night", and everyone but the two demi-gods were "asleep". Being on laptops, no one could see what anyone else was doing, but roughly 20 min. later, Thor shouted, "I must exact my revenge on this zombie and all of his kind!" This was followed by, "The night holds no fear for a son of Odin!"
Loki signed off and silently left, with a strange look on his face, like when someone's trying not to smile, if you know what I'm talking about.
Tony had to remind himself that murder meant life in prison. Loki had built a beacon on top of his tower, which led to a nether portal somehow suspended in mid-air.