Ness and Popo both looked around, wondering where exactly Waluigi was in the abyss. After two minutes, they had no luck, meeting each other as soon as possible in the dark area the two of them being the only vibrant colors anywhere at anytime within the bizarre dark place.
"Do you think..." Popo gulped as he started trembling, placing his hands up to his mouth as his beady black eyes shrunk. "Waluigi was taken by the evil eggplant of the icicle mountain?"
Ness stared blankly at Popo as he titled his head to the right. "I don't think eggplants are smart enough to do something like that." He retorted.
Popo scoffed as he folded his arms, turning his head away from Ness as he closed his eyes. "Pah! What do you know, you're a gender confused... kid!" This was practically the worst excuse he had in his book of stupid insults.
Ness stood up in anger, his fists shaking as he walked up to Popo and slapped the blue-coat wearing male eskimo across the face. "Hey! Just because I pee while sitting down doesn't mean I'm a girl!"
Popo narrowly stared back at Ness, smirking. "Well, you sure sound like one."
Ness gawked his mouth as he stood back, his entire body pale white. "Why I never... just because I'm voiced by a girl, doesn't mean that-" He stopped just as he grabbed Popo by the collar, looking down as his stomach started growling. He slightly blushed as he looked back at Popo, who rolled his eyes.
"Hungry, 'eh?" Popo replied as he chuckled, shaking his head as he spited Ness. "Stupid dog." He laughed at Ness as his stomach started growling, causing him to shut up. "Oh. Well, we're both hungry, so now what?" He asked as he shrugged.
Ness blinked as he tried thinking, but suddenly, the two boys fell down a pitfall, screaming as they went tumbling down... for who knows how long. They screamed in horror as they hung onto each other, crying as they did not know when the end was.
Waluigi groaned as he held his head up, rubbing his forehead as he looked around. Standing up, he dusted off his purple shirt as he looked all around him, scratching his head as suddenly, a bus in the shape of a green-colored wiggler bowled him over. Waluigi screamed as he was flattened in pain, his left leg twitching as he looked up, several pigeons looking at him. Waluigi gawked as he crawled back several feet, touching some cherry pies. Tasting the pie, his eyes widened with glee as he licked his lips in delight, munching down on the pies as the pigeons all started cooing loudly, surrounding Waluigi.
"Well... this sucks..." Waluigi muttered as he tried getting up, but was engulfed by a large lawn mower, ricocheting within the inside of it as it exploded into several pieces of fluff, causing Waluigi to tumble into the air as he screamed. He then hit the ceiling, his entire body peeling off as it flopped in a sea of nothing but black, several pink soapy bubbles surrounding him as he started suffocating, a gigantic fish eating up Waluigi's limbs, causing Waluigi to become limbless. However, Waluigi popped his limbs right out of his body, gasping as he wiped his forehead with his left leg.