"This is friggin' ridiculous!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was then burned by a pool of molten lava, causing his entire body to turn into dark ash as he was blown away by the strong spring breeze, winding up right out of the dark abyss as he went straight into a turned over mine cart, the mine cart heading downhill into a sea of gold bars.
Popo and Ness screamed as they were being chased by giant staplers, who were trying to chomp down on the two young male Smashers. Popo, however, stopped as he turned around, readying his wooden mallet as he screamed, jumping into he air and smashing the staplers down with brute force. Ness cheered as he clapped with glee, being bitten in the butt by a sabre-toothed jawbreaker. Wincing in pain, Ness bonked the candy on the head with his right fist as he launched a PK Fire on it, causing it to burn in flames.
"Nice work, Ness!" Popo complimented as he gave Ness a high five, turning around to seeing several green-colored shells approaching. He readied his mallet, but the shells ricocheted right into him, causing the boy eskimo to spin around as he flopped on the ground, dazed.
Ness grumbled as he pulled out his wooden baseball bat, screaming as he raised the bat in the air and smashed the shells into several hard pieces. Breathing heavily, Ness walked up to Popo, helping him back up as the two fought off the bizarre creatures of the dark abyss.
"Now all we need to do is find Waluigi," Ness told Popo as he scratched his butt, wondering how they would get out.
Just as they were thinking of a perfect solution, the area they were on exploded, causing the two boys to be blasted out of the dark abyss, and back at the abandoned gold mine. Ness and Popo cheered as they hugged each other, but opened their eyes as they heard Waluigi. Gasping in shock, Popo and Ness ran after the gold cart that was containing Waluigi, which was going on a rampage of its own, destroying the other mine carts in its way as it wreaked havoc on the gold mine.
"This is insane! This is madness!" Waluigi exclaimed as he screamed, holding tightly onto the runaway mine cart.