"Hey, remember when we went down that abandoned gold mine?" Ness stated as he held hands with Popo.

Popo nodded his head in agreement as he chuckled. "Yeah! It was so fun! We went through all of the mine, and then we ended up falling!"

"I don't know how we got out of this predicament!" Ness exclaimed as he moved his hands around.

"That's because we're still falling, you idiots!" Waluigi angrily exclaimed as he, Popo, and Ness all screamed, with all of them continuing to fall, having been falling for hours.

"So, how did you get out?" A yellow Luma interrupted as she was circling around Popo in the air.

"Well, it wasn't easy." Popo remarked as he was sitting on his bed, with the Luma, Pichu, Bowser Junior, and Lucas all present. "Ness was a bit fatter than me, and Waluigi had a bigger body frame, so I had to count my blessings considering how we ended up back home here at the mansion."

"But isn't that parka heavier than Ness' clothing?" Pichu commented as she was munching on cheesecake.

Popo lowered his eyes as he turned to Pichu. "While that may be the case, keep in mind that my parka keeps me warm for when I got on ice climbing adventures!"

"Why did you bring up the issue of weight, then?" Bowser Jr. snapped as he was inside his green colored Koopa Klown Kar.

Popo shrugged as he shook his head. "Honestly, I don't remember. Hell, I don't remember where Ness and Waluigi went. All I can tell is that Dr. Mario found me, and that I was in his lab for days!"

"W-well, Ness t-told me that he had a encounter w-with j-jagged rocks," Lucas stuttered as he felt nervous, gulping. "And I don't know what happened to Mr. Waluigi..."

"I got injuries so bad, I had to stay out of the local Mario Kart tournament going on at the time." Waluigi remarked as he then chucked a diamond at Popo's head, clenching his right fist as he growled. "And I still did not enjoy that whole gold mine trip, you eskimo freak!"

Waluigi stormed off while the other kids looked at the dazed Popo, who had anime swirlies on his eyes as he groaned in pain.

THE REAL END