I DON'T OWN HETALIA! or any attractions in Scandinavia

NO PAIRINGS WHAT SO EVER!

Norway : Lukas

Denmark : Matthias

Iceland : Emil

Sweden : Berwald

Finland : Tino

The Cruise~

Matthias just bought 5 tickets so everyone could go to a cruise called 'S.S. Scandinavia', everyone thought that he only wanted to go because he wanted to taste beer from other countries or for the unlimited number of beer you could get free during parties.

Since Matthias told them on the last-minute they had to throw a bunch of random clothes and stuff it into their luggage. Once they were all packet up they immediately went to the location of the cruise, it almost sailed, but Matthias accidentally fell from the side of the dock. The cruise had to fish him out then docked once more so the others could get on.

"That was embarrassing..." Lukas reached for Matthias' soaked tie, but was stopped by a staff member came up to them "hello, do you need help? Do you need help finding your room?"

Tino smiled and nodded "yes please...do you know where rooms B17,18,19, 20 and 21 are?"

The man named 'Phil' put his hand on his chin forming a thinking position while tapping his shoe on the floor, after a few seconds he gave them instructions "um...go up to where it says 'floor B' then you'll see rooms with numbers, continue to go until you room numbers, I hope I was helpful." With that he left.

They went up then followed Phil's instructions.

"yes! We're finally here!" Matthias said pulling his fist in the air. He entered his room which was B18.

Lukas looked at his ticket "B17..." his troll pointed to the room and opened the door. "takk..."

"here is my r'm" (here is my room) Berward walked into B19.

Finland just wanted to rest after the eventful day then entered B20

"Mr. Puffin do you think that's *points to room* our room?" Emil looked at the room number "B21 lets continue watching this Scandinavian documentary"he said holding up a dvd case with a viking ship.

"why!?" flew up to Emil's head then pecked it

"because I must prove that DNA test was wrong."

After Several Hours~

A bell rang from the speakers in the hall "heading to Iceland, our first destination, in 10 minutes"

Emil sighed turning the tv off "just great, I wonder what those idiots are going to do in my country..."

Day 1: In Iceland~

"look Icy! We're in your country!"

"I'm not dumb I know my own country." Emil looked around then crossed his arms. Mr. Puffin crossed his wings, I don't know how, but he did. A puffin soared above them "hey, uncle Puffin!" he flew up to the other puffin and started talking.

"hey! ! Come back in 4 hours!" In the distance they saw turn around and salute heading to Latrabjarg Bird Cliffs

It was getting pretty late so the sun was starting to set. Berwald and Tino looked at the horizon with his hand on his forehead shadowing his eyes.

They visited Gullfoss, The Blue Lagoon, Hot Springs, Vatnajokull, Lake Myvatnn and Jokulsarlon lagoon.

"hurry up!" Emil said running to a geyser.

Everyone ran after him then saw aurora borealis or as people there called it 'Northern Lights.'

"woah...I didn't know my little brother had this..."

Matthias was talking to a group of pictonians "so, your making the aurora!? COOL! Could I have a picture?!" The picto nodded then looked at the camera "picto!~"

Berwald pulled back his sleeve to look at his watch "we sh'ld g' b'ck t' the cr'ise, n'w" (we should go back to the cruise, now).

"Hey shouldn't be here?" Tino asked.

"he knows his way back and if he is captured by a hunter he would just peck or show no mercy"

After that they headed back to the cruise ready for sleep.

In the middle of the night~

"nice meeting you again Mr. Bunny want some tea?" Berwald said in his sleep.

Matthias saved the video, then mouthed a 'yes!' jumping quietly, leaving the room without evidence.

Day 3: In Norway~

"Norge, We're in your country! I wonder if you're a drinker too!"

Mathias ran to the nearest bar, but slipped on slippery ice then fell in the snow, which oddly was soft enough that nothing was heard. He struggled getting out, because each step he took made him fall, again. He finally stopped trying to get up that he walked through the snow (like a boss).

Tino directed his focus attention to Lukas, since he knew where to go, "hey, Lukas could you give us a tour?" In return Lukas nodded then give Tino a map "first, The viking ship museum in Oslo, next The National Gallery in Oslo, then anywhere else we stumble upon..."

Berwald glanced at the map "hey, d' y' still h've th't viking ship we r'de 'n?" (hey,do you still have that viking ship we rode on?)

Lukas nodded "yeah, it's in the viking ship museum..."

After visiting the museum and the gallery they 'stumbled' upon the HMK sightseeing tour bus.

Back in the Cruise~

Berwald looked at his door "weird, I h'd ' dre'm th't s'me'ne w's rec'rding me...wh'tever..." (weird, I had a dream that someone was recording me..whatever)

Matthias was drunk, but still went to the party for more beer...

Day 6: In Sweden~

Matthias had to stay in bed because he had a cold called 'I-drank-too-much-beer-yesterday' This made Lukas happy that he even...smiled...

Berwald showed them the Oresund bridge, Technology and Maritime museum, the Vasa museum, the statue of St. George and the dragon, the parliment building then Djurgarden

"'nd th't c'ncl'des 'r t'r" (and that concludes our tour)

Day 9: In Finland

"so~ Tino I heard about Santa Clause Village~! Could you show me!?"

"okay,okay It's in Lapland"

Matthias sat on Santa's lap and asked for beer.

They visited Suomenlinna, a fortress built on islands, Ateneum art museum, an amusement park in Helsinki, sibelius monument, nuuksio national park, Olavlinna then lake bodom to cool off.

Day 12: In Denmark

Matthias smiled "HELLO, BROTHERS! I WILL SHOW YOU THE KING OF NORTHERN EUROPE'S COUNTRY!"

He practically left them behind, but had to go back and actually give them a tour.

Matthias was choked several times by Lukas because of his rant of beer, including what kind,taste and how it is made, anything you can name, the topic would immediately go to beer.

They visited the mermaid statue in which they took interest in because they never thought Matthias would actually have, as he called it, 'things that tell a story', Christiania, Nyhavn, the round tour, Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Rosenborg castle, and Tivoli Gardens.

Once they arrived home they fell on the couch already tired of walking, but Matthias went to the laptop and uploaded the video onto a flash-drive.

A/N: sorry, I stopped writing about the cruise (because I'm lazy...) please review! Actually I think this was mostly about sightseeing and attractions...